#AS A TAX PAYING ADULT

[fauvester]

PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY 2! BITCHY LITTLE PRINCE!

[xeemaee]

I love how every single labru thing I ever see is “omg the king and his advisor!” “The king and his advisor?” “The king and his advisor!”

And all the labru hate is “look at these weird shippers who haven’t read the manga! Uncultured!”

Like… I wouldn’t have these brain worms if I hadn’t read the manga

[fruitfloats]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how jason went from being a child to being treated like a full grown adult when he came back

like??? the inherent trauma in dying at 15 and coming back to gotham at like 18-19 and everyone is acting like you are a full adult when he hasnt even had the chance to really experience being a teen??

theres truly not enough emphasis on how young of a character he is sometimes

i mean even going through normal teenage years its still weird when people act like you are all grown up when youre 20 so i just imagine that like 10x worse for jason

[bmpmp3]

finding out ur coworker is way older than you thought and having to very quickly reorient how you talk to them

[deus-and-the-machina]

you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

[2beebebetter]

The downfall of OWONekko has been so insane it doesn’t even feel real like this woman got called out on one bad take she had and immediately started acting like a 4channer 0.00000000001 seconds after it happened

[gwinwe]

miscellaneous + mediocre gravity falls sketches. butchering bill with my human design for fun . idk

[manchesterau]

can dan stop saying ppl were 3 during tatinof bitch by the time it ended i was 15!!!! we're not all babies!!!!!

[strawglicks]

"aww itty bitty flint bby innocent pure bby we need to protecc him" i will break your legs

[unironicallycringe]

man I'm just gonna say that it's incredibly fucking weird to walk onto a stranger's blog, project your own predatory age headcanons onto a character with no canon age, and then decide that means the blogger condones it.

like?? my dude?? the only person talking about that is you because it's your headcanon?

"you're bad because I think of this ageless character as a 30yo being paired with a teen" well I sure goddamn don't and I didn't need to hear that shit! it's not only extremely inappropriate, it's creepy as fuck! so like, maybe do some self-reflecting on why you decided that a stranger should abide by your headcanon, and maybe also stop doing that.

[bendy113]

did a birthday gift for myself

yes i'm officially an adult now i have to pay taxes/hj

[wigglys-dikrats]

unrealistic part of npmd:

pete answering a call from a number he doesn’t recognise

[xeemaee]

I haven’t seen it too too much but since more has been popping up over the past few weeks, like… shut up about a ship war. they are dolls and we all make them hold hands differently. It’s not that deep. Go touch a waterfall. Go drink some tea. Get a proper nights rest and three square meals a day. Literally shut up. I am an adult human being who pays taxes. I’m sorry if I make my dolls hold hands in a way you don’t like. Oh well. Sucks I guess.

[rubyhoshinoamastolfo]

The school year is slowly closing...

...SO I'M FINALLY REMAKING MY LESSONS, I LOVE IT, I LOVE WRITING LESSONS, MAKING EXERCICES, THINKING ABOUT HOW I CAN MAKE THIS AND THAT EASY TO UNDERSTAND AAAAAAAAAA

Tonight, I'm going to remake my "Project's budget" lesson, it will be sooooooo good !

[awakefor48hours]

To any high schoolers out there who going back to school, always remember

chasing popularity is pointless and has no value

don't start fights, just end them

raise your hand in class, there's no such thing as a dumb question and in a week, no one's going to care

tiktok is poisoning your attention span

don't do any homework past midnight, even if it's unfinished, just leave it

no one knows what they're doing

eat actual food for breakfast and lunch (don't just live off chips and energy drinks)

The SAT is bullshit

Sincerely, a former high school student

[zombvibes]

i’m talking about my non deltarune ocs hanging out with susie (a deltarune character) again on twitter.