#AUUUUGHHHHHHHH

[cspcrashing]

HAPPY BEACH EPISODE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[ratislatis]

Your "I'll find you, wait for me" oakworthy post reminds me of the hades town musical. Specifically the song "Wait for me."

Which makes me think of an oakworthy orpheus and eurydice au

DO NOT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

[madwickedawesome]

no thoughts just aziraphale making the same gentle & kind smile to baby jesus #2 as he made when he reacted to sister mary telling him about the antichrist’s little toesie woesies

[barkingangelbaby]

i wish i could get high dude !!!!!!!

[haiamkai]

Pinterest stop removing audio from my location GO !!!!!!

[lesbianpegbar]

also i didnt post about it last night bc it was like 4 in the morning and i felt deranged but thissss interaction. genuinely destroyed me and i'll be thinking about it forever and ever.

[ahsterism]

@ t.oh enjoyers i'm shaking l.uz at you at incredibly fast speeds

[askthelordsinblack]

Hello, my lords! I come to give you all some individual encouragement!

Wiggog! Sorry to message so late (you probably won't read this in time lol) but happy birthday, fwendy-wend! ^^ I hope you're having a very good one! You're an amazing evil ruler!

Blinky I love your little top hat. And your little bow tie. Also you're so fluffy. You're my favorite Lord. Because eyes. I love eyes. You are. So precious. I must hug. Forever.

Pokey you have written my favorite musical to date. You are such a good songwriter and your jokes are amazing. I admire how you control the entirety of Hatchetfield from the tech booth!

Tinky. Goat. Floof. Love. Must give pets and hugs. Also your time and reality manipulation is fucking awesome.

Nibbly you have my favorite human form! I also LOVE your entire concept of sacrifice and the Honey Festival! You're such an interesting and deep Lord and I just think you're really awesome.

Webby! I love spiders. And bugs. And you're so awesome. And cool. And sweet. And auuuughhhhhhhh. Webby you are the best Queen in White that any of us could ever wish for and you have awesome powers and you're just the sweetest person.

I hug them all.

Thank you, buddy-wud. I know!

thanks. i made them myself, technically. and yes! eyes are cool!!!

…thank you. I was really passionate about that. Initiating it and taking over were probably my favorite two weeks ever.

Ahajhaja PETS!!1!1 tahnbks iknow im cool and have coolpowe rs (thisis tnky bythw wya)

THANK YOU! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!! MOST PEOPLE DONT SEE ME THAT DEEPLY. THIS MEANS A LOT.

Aw, thank you. You’re too kind. I try my hardest, protecting Hannah and Hatchetfield from these five.

[notquiteaghost]

usually i am very pro Cast A Guy No One's Heard Of but riz ahmed as the street kid made good made villain is just. auuugh. auuuughhhhhhhh.

[insomniackel]

My fingers hurt from how cold it is auuuughhhhhhhh it sucksss

[evil-squad]

upddte

Auuuughhhhhhhh lament....... Woe is me. The consequences of my own actions have caught up to me....... JUST KIDDING!!!@!!!!! EVil gang for life. Never stop being evil.

[roseschuu]

auuuughhhhhhhh

[archangel444]

there's a new rule here where to access porn sites you have to go to the convenience store to get essentially what amounts to a porn-watching license that says you're 18. i understand why they implemented it but ur not gonna catch me dead asking the guy at the store if i can watch porn. what the fuck do i do now

[kh2prologue]

LMFAO DAISY 

[maraariana01]

SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP AUUUUGHHHHHHHH

I AM GOING INSANE

[generous1ty]

so. hi. my goal is to turn 87% of my following into Hajime simps and i hope this content will do that

if not then i guess i'll have to go and post that one NSFW Hajime request i got too 🙄 /hj

pffjahdJHSDAKDHKJS

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Random Fluffy Hajime headcanons (aka me not doing prompt requests AGAIN)

genre: fluff. just pure fluff warnings: half of this post is me keyboard smashing and crying abt hajime, sorry (ugh gene do your prompt requests)

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he knows how to style hair-- whether it be gelling your hair, tying it up, or just brushing it-- he does it so gently and it always comes out nice afterwards.

loves to curl hair- he doesn't care if your hair is short or long, curls your hair either way(master with the curling iron).

if you don't have any hair(and even if you do!), he buys the sweetest fucking headbands and hats for you AAAHDKSKSMS-

Hajime probably works a part-time job, even before dating. despite that, he always saves up to get things you want. he loves seeing you smile and happy. spoils you so much...

as i said, literally tries to buy you anything you want/need with his half-empty wallet. </3

he rambles about video games and things of the like to you!!

he loves to play video games, and sharing/playing them with you gives him so much serotonin-- bc not only is he sharing one of his favorite hobbies with you, but you’re also playing them with him and indulging yourself in his interests??? wow what an amazing person ily

loves to dress up!! aaa

would totally hold a mini-fashion show in your room or something, but be very hesitant to do it at first

either way, he likes looking nice for you. :)

DATES OMG

dates would be so cute

he'd bring you somewhere quiet and talk about his day, what he's been thinking about, or just cuddle with you AAAAA

he'd stare at you as you talk, smiling as you rambled on and on about things.

he would laugh at your jokes bc he seems like the person who would laugh at almost everything--

AGFKSKDJKDBDB

he's the type of boyfriend who would go to the amusement park with you and try to get you any prize you want and actually get it despite the games being rigged </3

he... doesn't like roller coasters that much. but he'll ride them with you! just because he doesn't like them, doesn't mean he won't ride them.

you know those spinny teacup/sitting rides omg he hates those

i feel like he has such a bad experience with them, and the result of getting on with his friends was him puking SHDJSKD

pls don't expose him to such torture again if you do decide to go on them

his kisses are so soft and like-- gentle?? but an embarrassed gentle

like, he’ll quickly peck your lips then power walk away

run after him and catch him!! then french kiss him. he’ll be so red and kiss you back :)

i already did cuddling headcanons with Hajime but HJSDADJS

casually self-promotes in the headcanons

ANYWAY TO ADD ON TO THAT POST

Hajime would cuddle everywhere. on the couch, in a chair, on the bed, while you’re cooking/baking/doing a hobby, in the bathroom while you’re brushing your teeth or something-- his arm is ALWAYS around you one way or another

AHJSAKJSKJD

he loves snaking his hands through your arms and hugging your back. his chest would be so firm but soft, so it’d feel amazing against your shoulder blades.

Hajime Hinata... why couldn’t you just be real

he’s so pretty auuuughhhhHHHH

he always smiles when he stares at you. its always so full of love and longing, and he just feels so safe and so at home seeing at you smile, talk, ramble, literally anything omggshdka

which is why he cuddles/holds you so much. you’re literally his safe space

he loves you so much auuuughhhjdsk