#Accept No Substitutes

[mmelolabelle]

Harwin Strong is one cool, classy mf because if I had bagged Rhaenyra Targaryen, ‘The Realm’s Delight’ while Alicent, Criston, Daemon and the unnumbered masses seethed?

I would never, ever shut up about it.

Risk to honour, life and limb be damned; they would all be sick of me, let me tell you.

[razziecat]

The vampire to end all vampires

[winepresswrath]

it's all tswift all the time for me for the foreseeable future and i have to say my early impression is

a) I'm not wild about this in much the same way i'm not wild about midnights. it's fine. i'm sure there will be like five songs i come out of this really liking. a lot of these songs are brutally overcrowded and messy but i guess that's what she was going for.

b) exiting a six year relationship with one dude only to date another dude for three months and release an entire album about how you and mr. three months invented cosmic life changing twin hearts beat as one love and you're correspondingly devastated by the breakup is the move. no notes. good for her.

c) i love lana del rey and the national so me and taylor have that in common.

d) if i was going to make wild inferences about people i don't know based on taylor swift's discography it would be that matty healy and jake of red fame are the only two people she's dated who know how to fuck. a sad state of affairs for the famous men of the world.

e) taylor you are the most famous woman in the world and also a billionaire. i'm sure this comes with challenges but you can actually do whatever you want. even if other people say "wow those sure were some derogatory and racist things he publicly chortled along with." like i believe u the dick was good but that's not really a mitigating factor bcs he does not stand accused of not bringing enough to your relationship.

[that-glitter-chick]

I met Mr. Peter Cullen a couple of days ago at the San Francisco Comic Con! I painted a portrait of his brother Larry for him and I’m so glad he liked it🥰 His lovely wife told my mother, who is also his fan and got to meet them, that they’re going to put it “in a place of honor” of their home. 😭 I’m just so happy I can’t even express it!

[elwenyere]

Oh yeah, well can AI-generated fanfiction do THIS? 

::spends an hour researching Rebellion-era starfighters with wings shaped in such a way that they could conceivably be used to construct a makeshift cantina bar, only to cut that paragraph from the story::

[preposterousgreen]

You wouldn't really expect the coffee snob of the group to be Zack Fair, and yet here we are.

[worshipfulmercy]

2024 is the year of amber volakis

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

Punk and Darby doing a pale imitation of the clearly superior Better Than You Baybay double clothesline

[littlestfallenangel]

[chernobog13]

"Me Gus! Me strong!"

Gus the Gorn working out this morning in Bronson Canyon.

[sylphidine]

I've been writing my human!Swatch as an intersex baby at birth, who had masculinizing surgery as an infant, and identifies as nonbinary as an adult, but have not explained the background as to why in-story during the events of CALL SIGNS.

Should I?

There's a scene coming up in a WIP chapter where Swatch does actually wear what might be considered femme clothing, although I personally think of it as more unisex.

Input and opinions welcome.

[puddiitatofficial]

so uhhhh............ hi!

twitter is dying like it's disco thanks to the Muskrat. I guess that means I'm back here now with a brand new account. Not exactly sure what I'll post here, but I've heard this site has mellowed out over the years, so I'm thinking things will be pretty chill. Guess we'll have to find out!

(Shame I still can't jerk off on here...)

[petterwass]

Dublinn: We must ignite the reeds! That will surely flush out the enemy and make them easy prey!

Lol, said the Abyssal Hunters. Lmao even.

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

SPIDERVERSE MOVIES ONLY MOVIES

[piedoesnotequalpi]

Heartbreaking: The Cafe You Went to Only Serves Half-Sour Pickles

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From Accept no Substitutes, Veronica #95 (2000).