#Adam the unhinged

[turnipoddity]

well… i did it

[maniccherrygirl]

[dragonagitator]

I stumbled across an old GQ article about House MD, and the actors' headcanons of what happened to their characters after the series ended are even more unhinged than the wildest crackfics on AO3.

PLEASE, fanfic authors, I'm begging you... someone write the President Gregory House / Dominatrix Martha Masters scenario that Hugh Laurie and Amber Tamblyn dreamed up. Or any of the other plots mentioned below. Or somehow cram all of them into the same epic post-canon fic.

[mobiblackout]

the holy trinity

[pumpkincalico]

adam's patrol scene just set the bar way too high i expected a hallmark romance scene from the other members as well and YET i was not disappointed by what i got-

[xxc0reyxx]

do you ever think about a ship too much and you think just a lil too hard that one (1) time and you immediately become violently ill

[reversedvalentinezzz]

MORE SAW TWEETS BECAUSE IM BORED YET AGAIN AND I LOVE THEM

[squash1]

every now and then i remember that an actual real quote from the raven cycle is piper greenmantle saying “go be short somewhere else” to blue sargent.

[brokewokebespoke]

So what food do they have in Heaven? Manna?

Funny how one of Crowley’s complaints that led him to fall saunter vaguely downwards was about food…

The same Crowley, who tempted Eve with food…

The same Crowley who tempted Aziraphale with food…

The same Crowley that rarely eats…

The same Heaven that eschews food as gross matter…

Very interessssssssting.

[softambrollins]

[sillyrandomwriter]

Adam and Lute would be the worst online gaming team. The profanity that would come out of their mouths lol

oh my goodness yes. especially out of Lute’s mouth lmao. i imagine she would say the most unhinged and out of pocket things at the worst times, and sometimes even Adam is shocked despite saying things like she does

[maniccherrygirl]

[lingerinrn]

No way this guy is like an actual angel

[mermianar]

i am unknowable

[vldsideblog]

Imagine having to keep a young teenage Keith out of trouble. Shiro really picked the most faral kid off the street possible and thought it was a good idea to enroll him in a military school. AND IT WORKED!?!?! Shiro and Adam basically adopted this absolutely unhinged thirteen year old and had to keep him from starting fights with random people, eating weird things off the ground, and trying to adopt multiple random reptiles and rodents.

When Keith got upset he probably climbed random trees and roofs and shit and didn’t tell anyone where he was. He ran off at least twice. He made a very elaborate conspiracy board that took up his entire room and half the hallway.

[reversedvalentinezzz]

once again more saw tweets, STRAHM IS FINALLY HEREEE