#chi park

[leyezzeyee]

“season 8 is the worst season” ok explain this then. house’s mother and billy connolly 😭?? are watching wilson defend himself with a chair from a 5’2” park who is high as a kite

where else are you getting this

[thechy-fychannel]

I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

[boy-wonderoncologist]

what ‼️ another house md character ranking ⁉️ no way ‼️ (thanks for voting)

[oddlittlestories]

[wynsvre]

park!!!

[dragonagitator]

I stumbled across an old GQ article about House MD, and the actors' headcanons of what happened to their characters after the series ended are even more unhinged than the wildest crackfics on AO3.

PLEASE, fanfic authors, I'm begging you... someone write the President Gregory House / Dominatrix Martha Masters scenario that Hugh Laurie and Amber Tamblyn dreamed up. Or any of the other plots mentioned below. Or somehow cram all of them into the same epic post-canon fic.

[thankstothe]

[marthammasters]

this fellows combo is such a win for dykery

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

The beggining of Chase's literal sex dream in Body and Soul (s8e18) vs his interaction with Foreman in Babies & Bathwater (s1e18)

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[osinthewhite]

Let's play a game! [⚠️ SPOILERS ⚠️]

[howdoyouwhiskit]

they/he Chi Park reblog if you agree

[hugeegosorry]

things that happen when you use the hunger games simulator incorrectly, on the other hand

[thechy-fychannel]

Here's some fun facts about different characters from House that aren't canon but they're completely true (i just made them up)

Chase is lactose intolerant but eats insane amounts of dairy anyways bc he believes it increases his tolerance or smth idk

Taub was raised by his lesbian aunt(s)

Foreman was reigning champion of his schools spelling bee for all 4 years of highschool

Cameron once shoplifted a tube of lipgloss as a dare when she was a teen and she felt so guilty afterwards that she threw up. it still haunts her to this day

House doesn't like mushrooms (it's a texture thing)

Wilson's teachers tried to force him to write with his right hand as a kid so he's practically ambidextrous but his handwriting is god awful with either hand

Thirteen owns every single Alanis Morissette album

Kutner was actually one of the original developers behind Angry Birds

Cuddy was unbeatable at beer pong in college. She still is if you get enough liquor in her

Amber was a nanny for her first few years in med school and she hated it so much that she swore off ever having kids

Park was in her high school marching band and can play a mean trumpet

[gay-fauncologist]

A collection of my favorite House M.D. photos

[whenceful]

House MD 2020s Headcannons

- house and wilson drunkenly married in vegas a year after they met. everyone knows this but no one knows exactly what the nature of their relationship is (wilson refuses to talk about it and house starts talking about cuddy's breasts)

- adams is a horse girl

- park is a non-binary lesbian

- chase and foreman hook up whenever they're bored. they think nobody knows (everyone does)

- while cameron and chase are dating, someone figures out that their hr files have the same address as foreman

- the mother of taub's daughter (not rachel) is a mommy blogger. her followers find out about taub's other daughter and try to get him cancelled (taub only has a facebook account he rarely uses)

- masters works as a dominatrix on the side while attending med school and working for house

- there's no covid episode

- thirteen and foreman never date

- someone makes fancams of all the doctors that have worked for house, house, cuddy and wilson. no one can figure out who it is (it's nurse jeffery, who is trying to use them to frame house and get him fired)

[there-is-only-air]

bitches really be saying, "i'm fine," then be watching season 8 of house

(it's me i'm bitches)