#Aizawa does not need more feral children

[greenhappyseed]

Imagine rewound AFO arriving at UA right when Kurogiri brings Aizawa to the scene…and Aizawa is just “God help me, another kid????”

[not-your-fucking-kacchan]

I want to ruin my life and throw myself into an arc so uhh

Can i request class 1-A but like outcast reader? Angsty yk where theyre always dismissed in training and forgotten

Oooo I like this one lmfao I want so desperately to make reader this feral little cicin mage like from genshin 😭 buts gonna be gn

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 <3

𝐀𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 1-𝐀 𝐱 𝐆𝐍!𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜) - 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤

Aizawa was starting to become a little worried about you. He had been so busy with Shinsou and his problem children to focus much attention and direction to the rest of the class. Every time he would try to work on it, yet another calamity would occur and force his attention back on the main parties.

He was working on this little flaw of his, continuously checking in with and directing the others during training period. He never got to help you, though. It seemed that whenever he would look for you, you would drop from the face of the earth.

You were avoiding him.

You would sit on your lonesome in class and at lunch, with your head kept down. He's never once seen you exchange small talk. In all honesty, he's less worried about your physical capabilities, and more worried about your mental state. He has a bad feeling.

In reality, you just hated this class. Every day, someone would open their big, ugly mouth and out came nonsense that further convinced you of how undeserving they were of being at the top. You were only here because you were recommended. Your quirk isn't nearly as powerful or flashy, either. Why does everyone else get all the attention when all they do is fuck up and ruin everything?!

All of this comes to light during the next sparring period. You were towing on the edge of keeping up with one of the class' best, until you were unexpectedly knocked down. That was your last straw. How fucking dare he?

You were suffering a humiliating defeat as you sit on your knees on the floor, staring into the distance without focus, until your sight was infiltrated by the image of Midoriya. You hate that stupid brat. The hatred in your veins is only fuelled when he offers a hand to you and a pathetic smile.

Within a second, his hand is slapped away and the room goes silent.

"Get the fuck away from me. Fuck you."

The bite of your words is only dulled by the waver of your voice, and the tears in your eyes. Izuku is stunned, as is the rest of the class. Even Katsuki thinks you're overreacting. Kirishima steps in with a frown. "Hey, man... That wasn't cool-"

He's interrupted when you turn around and walk away, brimming with anger and frustration. How is he so much better than you?! You train every day and constantly home your skills, so how did he beat you faster than you could blink?

Maybe you were being a little horrible, but you've never learned how to offset your anger in healthier ways, so for now, you're happy taking it out on others.

Are you really that weak? Maybe, after everything, you're the one who doesn't deserve to be here...

How come they could always be nice to eachother, but they could never talk to you? Why were you ignored or given strange looks when you tried to open up? How come noone wanted to be your friend?

Aizawa, of course, figured you might react in such a way. Loneliness can easily turn into bitterness if you take your eye off it for too long. He needs to help you fix this.

He wants to keep everyone in this class for as long as he possibly can, and allowing you to exclude yourself any more than you have would be dangerous for everyone, including you.

It's with that, that he starts putting people in pairs for everything. He would force you to socialise if it was the last thing he did.

Every day you would argue with your pair, but it was worth it, because when you were offered kindness or compassion, no matter how reluctant you were to accept it, he could see that little spark in your eye. It was the kind of spark that made him aware of your guard dropping. You were actually starting to care about your classmates.

Obviously Toshinori immediately knew what he was doing when he saw Aizawa put you in a group of three since the class was uneven on a specific day, and he would offer up a smirk and subtle glance as if to say "wow, you finally got through to them".

He supposed that it's not your fault you don't know how to cope with your... Emotional baggage, much like Shouto or Katsuki, but he likes to make you very much aware that it's your responsibility to learn how.

When the day comes that you finally think to apologise to Izuku, the boy you've grown an annoying fondness for, he actually starts to cry. He's so proud of you for not staying emotionally constipated like Katsuki, that he actually floods the room and Aizawa has to open the window for him to violently sob out of so that the entire class doesn't drown.

Slowly, you start to grow a kinship with a few people in your class, and you grow especially close with your bubblegum haired friend Mina, and Jirou, who liked to do her part by teasing you out of your shell. Maybe, you could even learn what it's like to love and be loved back.

[dark-elf-writes]

List of my (most popular) fics because sometimes I write things and I think they’re neat.

Children and the Raising Thereof - started as a 5+1 of Shouta being baffled and slightly alarmed as he watched Izuku make friends, became a series of cute moments with the erasermic fam that may or may not be complete.

Class 1-A Is Typing - chatfic with erasercloudmic trying to teach/raise a collection of incredibly feral children. Includes Izuku who won’t stop biting villains and Hitoshi getting people to brainwash themselves by using the tried and true “Pedo says what?” Method.

Concrete Dust and Found Family - Battle trials have more realistic consequences at least when it comes to letting off a explosion in a contained space. Tenya, Ochako, and Izuku try to come to terms with the aftermath of having a building dropped on their heads.

Incoming call - Oneshot where Izuku is a frequent caller into PYHU Radio, and does what they always do when things get bad. They call in and talk to Mic.

Of Heroics and Healing - mha/hp crossover. At the end of third year Lupin heads to the only person crazy/connected enough to get Harry out of Dumbledore’s reach. That person? Sirius’ distant cousin who just so happens to be a hero in Japan. Hogwarts is not ready for the force of nature that is Shouta Aizawa with someone to protect.

Shouta Aizawa and His Feral Children - Crack. Pure crack. The birth of Biblically Accurate Hawks. Class 1-A is a collection of feral little demons only barely held in like by 16 rules put in place by Shouta.

Take Two (With Feeling This Time) - EraserGum step parents AU. Shouta and Taishiro agreed to put a pause on their relationship a year ago when they found two orphaned kids after a villain attack why needed the stability of a parent who was all in. A year later the kids are settled enough that their parents are willing to try this relationship thing again.

Two Heroes, A Kid, and Seven Death Martyrs - Izuku has a deeper connection with OfA earlier on which means they now have seven ghosts hanging around them and acting like a weird mix of friends, mental roommates, and parents. The ghosts convince them to ask for help before OfA can kill them, which leads Izuku to extra lessons/quirk counseling with Present Mic and Eraserhead.

Who Saves the Savior - mha/hp crossover. Harry is betrayed by magical Britain (generally) and Draco Malfoy (specifically) one too many times and decides to pack up his kid and two of his siblings to head for Japan and the three convenient teaching jobs that happen to be waiting for them. Includes Exhausted and Over It MoD!Harry, Actual Feral Sunshine Teddy, and three dumbasses trying to navigate emotions through mountains of trauma.

Veritas - Izuku gets kidnapped, shown the first bit of basic human decency in their life, and decides that they are going to force the world into becoming a better place through somewhat shady but ultimately altruistic means. LOV redemption.

[anartisicandautisticstararcher]

Welp...it's time.

After working on this AU for 2 years, I'm happy to announce my upcoming Rewrite AU for My Hero Academia.

My Hero Academia: Rewritten Sparks

Mild Spoilers Ahead

*****

It follows the story of Izuku as he finds himself reliving his life all over again after dying at the hands of All for One. But he notices that things are different than before. From Bakugou being friendly with him to his homeroom teacher suddenly having an eccentric personality.

And it's all thanks to this mysterious entity that revived him. But that's not the only thing that's changed. Izuku suddenly has his own quirk. Sort of.

The mysterious entity knew that Izuku couldn’t face All for One again without an ace up his sleeve, so it decided to give him one.

In the form of a Zhao. A quirk that manifests in 5% of the Earth’s population and is based on the interests, dreams, aspirations, etc. of its user. The mysterious entity created Zhaos using the Illuminating Spark, an ancient relic known to shape worlds like Izuku’s in different ways.

Unfortunately for the entity, the Illuminating Spark seemed to have disappeared in Izuku’s new world, resulting in an unstable power balance.

With the help of a team of new yet familiar faces, Izuku must find the Illuminating Spark and stop All for One from finding it.

*****

And now ladies, gentlemen, everyone in between, and out of bounds, we have the first character bio sheet of one of the main characters.

Time to properly introduce the man who inspired it all. Give it up for...

*****

The Songbird Hero: Sunny Day

Full Name: Yamada Himawari

Age: 30

Pronouns: She/Her

Gender: Transfeminine Man

Main Color: Golden Yellow

Occupation(s): English Teacher of UA; Pro Hero/Child Rescue Hero; Lead Singer in J-Pop Idol group Hands Up! Present!

Affiliations(s): The Peacemaker

Quirk: Voice

Quirk Explanation: Voice allows Sunny to manipulate the volume, pitch, bass, and frequency of her voice. She uses her quirk to help calm kids down with soothing melodies or to incapacitate villains with painful wails.

Zhao: Cockatiel

Zhao Explanation: Cockatiel gives Sunny the physical attributes and instincts of a cockatiel. She can summon her wings at will and fly in the air. Whenever she uses her Zhao, the tips of her hair gain a gray and white ombre at the tips.

Relationship(s):

Volante Tafoya-Litvinov/The Vampiric Hero: Stryxxxer [Aizawa's Timeline counterpart]

Relation: Spouse/Teammate

Yagi Toshinori/The Inspiring Spark Hero: One Almighty Star

Relation: Colleague/Leader

Kayama Nemuri/The Alluring Mist Hero: Mystique

Relation: High School Friend/Teammate

Shirokumo Oboro/The Thundering Hero: Loud Cloud

Relation: High School Friend/Teammate

Personality: Sunny is nothing like her past self. While she's just as bright and outgoing as Mic, Sunny's mostly shy and introverted. She mainly keeps to herself unless she needs to say something important. Sunny is great with kids and is happy to help a child in need. She's also overprotective when it comes to a kid's safety, to the point where she goes feral on anyone who abuses a child.

Backstory: Sunny is well known in Japan under her hero title. From singing songs with her band to saving innocent children from villain attacks. It's no wonder why she's almost as popular as One Almighty Star. But underneath that bubbly persona, Sunny is a nervous wreck of a man. She isn't great at speaking her mind and gets flustered easily. She's the only one in the group that doesn't remember her past life's memories. She only gains memories after events happen in front of her. She does remember the previous timeline and being Present Mic, but specific details are a blur. As she teams up with Izuku and Co., Sunny tries to look more into her past, which unveils a dark conspiracy behind Mic's death.

*****

See you guys later!

Alrighty! With that all done, I'm going to be working on the first season. The official release date is July 7th, 2024, MHA'S 10th Anniversary.

[wolfsrainrules]

*yeets idea your way* HCs/ficlet for if Izuku and Hitoshi met and somehow ended up running a Buzzfeed Unsolved style channel together, but instead of supernatural stuff/cold cases it's all ongoing cases and hero/villain theories/breakdowns (maybe cold cases too tho)? Bonus if they end up actually SOLVING some of that stuff by accident because Izuku is just so extra and Hitoshi is too Tired™ and Amused™ to rein in Izuku's energy. Also Tired DadZawa trying to keep villains from kidnapping them.

Honestly, that's everything I love seeing XDD

Dadzawa is so done. He's trying to herd these kids into Heroics, if only so they can learn to save themselves

Hitoshi has no idea how this started. Izuku just saw him use his quirk in self defense, and absolutely lit up. It's not his fault the living embodiment of sunshine won him over in .5secs okay, anyone that hangs out with Izuku for more than 2mins will end up in the same boat mark his words

Hitoshi calls Izuku the living embodiment of sunshine, but that does not in any fashion mean that Izuku won't fuck you up. He's sunshine, yes, but he's feral. With the mind to break down your every insecurity at a glance. People assume they should fear making Shinsou angry- and they should- but it's worse if you stir Izuku to anger.

Shinsou spends this entire time telling people that Izuku is feral and dangerous and being told he's exaggerating despite the evidence of their video breakdowns, and he's smug as hell when it comes to light in a big way he was in fact underselling what Izuku could do.

Izuku has no idea how Shinsou became his best friend, and then talked him into posting his thoughts online.

The first video is a very badly done recording done with Shinsou's phone.

Aizawa finds them cause he likes to stalk that side of Herotube, just to see if he can find things worth looking into, or step in if needed

he's never had to step in because someone was too good at it though. That's new. He doesn't like it.

Especially when it's children. He's gonna fuck some people up if they dont leave his kids alone he swears to god.

[fullmoonfox]

Denki Kaminari Self Harm Comfort

Hello lovelies! this is the second MHA Characters Self Harm Comfort fic I've made, and this one is about your boy Denki! I hope you enjoy, and TW/disclaimer this does mention c*tting and if that triggers you please do not read, I want you all to be safe. I also do not want any of you to cut I simply write this as a substitute/replacement for actually hurting yourself.

Please stay safe and enjoy the fic!

Denki, was typically oblivious, to say the least, but even he noticed how you seemed more reclusive, opting out of most of the Baku-squad's antics.

All of them worried by this they decided to call a squad meeting.

The whole squad debated how to discreetly check in on you, with even Bakugo voicing some concerns about your new behavior.

They decided they would have a squad sleepover that weekend. Promising Aizawa this wouldn't affect how well they did in class, Though he only allowed it upon seeing their obvious stress over his answer.

Mina and Denki went to tell you about the arrangements, seeing how Mina could bribe you with your favorite snacks and how Denki knew how to persuade you, as he spent the most time with you, and had probably gotten the closest to you of all your friends.

As the last class of the day ended, you saw the two approaching. Yet your attempt to pack up your stuff and leave before they could come over was quickly ended when your pencil pouch fell out of your bag, its contents spilling everywhere.

Needless to say, they helped you gather your things and told you about the mandatory hangout. Then leaving with a hug before you could answer.

-Day of the hangout-

You could never bring yourself to admire the work though, it was never enough. You could get lost in thought staring at the blood, losing hours and it only felt like minutes, making it oh so easy to lose track of time.

The whole Baku-squad sat in Mina's dorm. Anyone could feel the uneasy tension as the squad sat with the T.V. on in the background. No one really watching.

"They must have just forgotten.. right?" Said Kiri voicing everyone's question. The underlying question much heavier, the question of if you were actively and knowingly ignoring them.

Denki glanced up, still fiddling with his Pikachu onesie "Yeah... um, should I go get them?"

"Of course dunce face! Your the closest to them!" Bakugo growled. The feral Pomeranian.

Slowly he stood up, knocking the chips off his lap, and walked towards the door. Uncertain of why he felt so nervous, you were his friend right?

With as much enthusiasm as he could, he knocked on your door. Scaring you half to death, and attempting to hide any trace of blood.

"Dude you forgot about our hangout! The squad sent me to get you, also remember it's onesies night!"

"Oh yeah..." you trailed off, too busy trying to hide your stuff to remember to tell him not to come in, so he opened the door.

You looked very suspicious, just standing awkwardly in the middle of the room, but with no obvious answer to what you had been doing minutes before.

Brushing it off, he took in your outfit, a simple sweatpants and hoodie. "Welp guess you have to go without the onesie." Denki sighed dramatically.

You giggled uncomfortably "... maybe I shouldn't go.. I have homework and...stuff."

Denki was not having it, somehow crossing the space in seconds and swooping you up bridal style in his arms with surprising ease. "No can do sunshine, Bakugo would kill both of us if I didn't return with you."

Unfortunately for you your band-aids weren't well applied and were leaking through onto Denki’s hand, which was angled just right to feel the blood seeping through the sweatshirt.

“Y/n? What's this” He whispered, looking at his bloody hand.

Denki turned around, back into your room, and sat you on the bed

You hung your head in shame, looking desperately to the still-open door.

Denki walked over to the light switch by the said door, so he could better see what had happened to you. Spotting the opportunity that his distraction gave, you dashed out of the room.

Him quick on your heels after realizing your movement.

You were quick, but not quite quick enough, as he manages to catch up and grabbed you from behind, pulling you into an embrace so you couldn't escape.

Silently picking you up and holding you as tightly to him as he could he walked back to your room, clutching you as if he were holding onto life itself.

This time he locked the door as he entered back into your room, still holding you as he sat on the bed and texted the Bakusquad you two would be a minute.

Placing the phone back down he buried his face into your hair and whispered a small "what happened...."

All your bottled-up emotions and pain began to spill out, filling the silence with memories of depressive spirals, panic attacks, and the overwhelming loneliness you felt having to bear all the emotions yourself.

For once Denki didn't make stupid jokes or tease, he just listened.

Grabbing some bandages from the nearby nightstand, he winced as looked at the newly forming scabs and the mix of fresh and dry blood. Not knowing how to properly bandage you up, he did his best.

You continued to vent till you felt exhausted, abruptly finishing off a sentence and just snuggling into Denki. He looked at you with a sadness you almost mistook for pity before he said "You know... you know I love you and if you ever, EVER are feeling like this please come talk to me... I know it's cheesy but you are never a burden and I just... want to be there for my little spark as you have been for me and so many others... I never want anything as electrifying as you to hurt"

You chuckled weakly at his attempt at a pun, even in such a grim situation.

"Let's go to the sleepover, you need all the love and support you and get and we can give you all the cuddles you want. You just... need to be out of this...sad... place for a bit ok?"

You nodded sleepily, letting out all those pent-up emotions taking a toll on you mentally and physically.

Arriving in Mina's dorm, you happily were laid on the bed of pillows by the electric boy. Denki shooting a look of 'be gentle they have been through a lot' and whispering something to the angry blond, who looked stunned and worried and left the room.

Too sleepy to care, you embraced the warmth of all the people snuggling you.

Later, a worried Aizawa peered into the room and gave a somewhat sad smile at the sight. Bakugo had already cleared your room of anything dangerous and was now cuddling you too along with all of the bakusquad.

"Take care of them problem children..."

[in-tua-deep]

Are you into my hero academia? What about an AU or crossover with tua?

UHHHH I am technically, like, peripherally? I watched some seasons of the show like two or three years ago and since then have simply absorbed all content through osmosis, reading fanfiction that has canon events, and my sister telling me about the arcs of her fav characters lmao

so a crossover hmmm

First of all you'd have to like, establish whether bnha is an alternate universe or just The Future If No Apocalypse with quirks being traced back to the descendants of the kids born without mothers

So let's say it's that - the glowing baby was the "first quirk" but the truth is people had powers before that. But - well, the Umbrella Academy was obviously a marketing gimmick to those in the future! There were even comics based on them

In the future, you might find some of those comics in museum exhibits dedicated to depictions of powers in the pre-quirk era, but they're just fun depictions and much less popular than, oh, DC or MCU comics which are also in the exhibits!

End of s2 doesn't happen I guess in this au?? No sparrow academy at least lmao. So, the Umbrella Academy stop the apocalypse (again) and the Commission threat is? Neutralized? Whatever. They decide to jump back to the future

Five warns them that time travel is a crapshoot, that he has no fucking idea when they'll land beyond some nebulous "future" because Five can at least control the direction if not exactly how long

Also, Five is like. Super tired. Incredibly tired. Homeboy still has a healing gut wound, time traveled twice, has been jumping all over the place, gotten even more injured, experienced paradox psychosis, and managed to undo time all in the space of like, two weeks. There actually more than that but we don't have time to get into how fucking tired Five is from his ~Month of Hell

Like genuinely this is like putting someone almost delirious from lack of sleep in the driver's seat of a car and expecting to get to your destination in one piece

But hey, the siblings are like "do it uwu" and Five has sacrificed everything for them already so why not get behind the wheel again

So Five jumps them, and of course something goes wrong because Five has pushed his powers like a great big rubber band and honestly it was only a matter of time before he lost his grip and it snapped back to hit him

So here be the umbrella academy: spilled out into the future like a cup of bad coffee.

Five probably isn't in too good of shape tbh, like they're hundreds of years in the future (but hey at least confirmation of no apocalypse am I right) in a world full of superpowers and Five is like. bleeding from his ears and nose probably idk

Let's handwave a little bit - Reginald made them all polyglots so the squad all speak varying levels of Japanese. Allison is the best at it, Five is second best but tends to use more archaic words bc he had missions in Japan back when he was with the commission, and Klaus is third best.

(Ben is the worst bc he decided when he was 16-and-dead that he didn't have to do anything regarding lessons and maintenance and hasn't given a shit since - but also he's dead so)

So you have a bunch of weird adults with a bleeding child in like, an alley who have appeared from nowhere

so of course heroes get involved

Anyway, the squad get taken in and Five is conscious but like, barely? And he's not going to let himself get separated from his siblings again fuck-you-officer and there is a lot of confusion

anyway detective tsukauchi ends up getting involved and ends up having to hear this batshit story and be like "...truth." which sends all kinds of people scrambling because fucking time travel? Like yeah, it's been theorized to be a possible quirk but there's no recorded cases of any sort of time travel that is for more than 24 hours let alone hundreds of years

"I'm an adult." Five says sourly, "I just happened to be returned to my 13 year old body when I time traveled one time."

"True." Tsukauchi says, feeling his soul leave his body, but like. absently. the way he does when he's called in at 2am after getting off of work at midnight.

"I'm 58." Five says.

"Lie." Tsukauchi says, because this is a headcanon hill I will die on.

"I'm probably 58, but it was hard to keep track. I'm at least 50." Five corrects.

"True." Tsukauchi sighs like these six (seven? they keep referring to another sibling and Klaus said 'ghost' like that was fine and it registered as true and Tsukauchi is not nearly paid enough for this) are not giving him a migraine by just existing

on the bright side there's like, probably protocols in place for individuals who are Legally Chronologically Adults but thanks to quirks are Not Physically Or Not Mentally Adults with tests to determine if the individual needs a guardian or not

though i'm gonna be honest idk if Five would pass the test bc he literally cannot take care of himself at all, has never paid taxes or understands how to exist legally, and also his emotional maturity is stunted as all hell. also like. we don't actually know how much being in his thirteen-year-old body affects his mental state but yeAH Five is vibing

anyway Tsukauchi probably phones a friend on this bullshit because Time Travel Child alone is probably enough for the Hero Commission to be like "find a way to control and use it or nuke it from orbit" and that's not even touching whatever the fuck Klaus is doing (shit gets real once 'dead men tell no tales' stops being true) let ALONE Allison's whole deal

on the bright side like, at least Vanya isn't getting side-eyed that much bc Big Destructive Quirks aren't exactly unknown? if vanya wanted to i guess quirk suppressors exist for that until extensive training on how to control a super powerful quirk happens

Tsukauchi in the group chat: Aizawa please I am literally begging you to take this bullshit on

Aizawa: in this economy? with my class?

RatGod: lol we'll take them ;3c

Aizawa: no

Anyway they probably end up having to live at UA while Five insists on trying to get them home still and everyone else is like "oh hey we used to be child soldiers as well! (:" and Aizawa is like "i hate everything about this and everything about all of you but also like nedzu is making me interact with you so :/"

nedzu is out here vibing like "lol i just don't want the hero commission to get their little paws on these time traveling fuckers, i think you should make then teaching assistants or something"

honestly the siblings are probably like. figuring out how to function in the bnha universe and getting like, legally registered and stuff while Five ferally refuses bc that's like saying he's giving up on getting them home and he can do this

Recovery girl tries to heal him a little when he arrives and he passes out for two weeks like, immediately bc homeboy is running on fumes and spite at this point

also i think on principle it would be REALLY FUNNY if the squad got to tag along with the class bc like. Five is thirteen and the class are all 15. this does not sound like a large age gap. anyone who has interacted with teenagers know that the class would squint at Five and be like "who is this sassy lost middle schooler."

I feel like when I was a sophomore we were still like "freshman... babie" even though we were literally only one year older.

i think the difference between the umbrella academy and school kids would be pretty funny like. objectively the bnha kids are lowkey child soldiers?? like they're 15 and fighting villains but like, there's all this red tape and laws and stuff but,,, deku still be breaking his limbs in a child fighting ring against equally superpowered children for like. entertainment and sponsorships sooo

but also like Five would be like "oh cool when is the experimentation class"

"the what"

"you know, when your powers are pushed real hard by putting you in different terrible situations while your dad and sibling stand by with clipboards writing down the exact voltage it takes before you can't use your powers anymore when being electrocuted"

"hound dog's office is right there. therapy is available to you at any time. i need you to know this."

all might calls Luther "my boy" like one (1) time and Luther just breaks down crying probably because he is starved for positive attention

klaus and midnight get along like a literal house on fire, aizawa tried his best to keep them apart for as long as possible but god damn

(klaus: your name is shimura nana??

all might: immediately dies choking on blood)

i feel it absolutely necessary to point out that aizawa, present mic, and midnight are all like, 30? and the umbrella academy are all between 29-early 30s? they are PEERS but like. the umbrella academy are more chaotic due to childhood trauma

the umbrella academy probably get offered to like. also train to be heroes. i mean,, there HAS to be some sort of track for people who change careers right?? you don't have to cement your future as a hero when you're 15 i'm sure there must be something and the squad already have experience if they want to go be legal heroes

diego probably does at least?? diego just vibes honestly. diego gets momo to make knives during a team exercise and they just go feral on everyone else and it ends with diego highfiving momo and someone getting way to close to being stabbed for comfort

Five might just be. legally enrolled as an Actual Student? But also i think it's funny to picture the entire squad just. all in the back of the classroom with luther trying to fit into a high school desk as they take notes on the laws of The Future surrounding heroics

every word out of the umbrella academy's mouths just make everyone more concerned on principal but like, five and klaus are probably the worst offenders. Klaus just says whatever comes to mind with no filter and Five doesn't get what people would consider to be abnormal anymore like

Five: yeah our dad bought us when we were babies and experimented on us throughout our childhood in order to make an elite team of child soldiers superheroes, it happens

Todoroki: ...have you heard of quirk marriages?

izuku probably has an aneurism bc he's is the only person who might recognize them from the comics because you know ya boy extensively researched the idea of heroics in pre-quirk eras (batman was an inspiration alright???) and might dredge up a memory of a less popular comic series

Five: I can time travel but it is very hard, which is why we are hundreds of years in the future. And why I look like a child.

Kaminari: so are you a kid or not?

Five, serenely: whatever is most convenient for me at any given moment

Mina: hell yeah game the system

they have a brief lesson on astronomy and Luther raises his hand like "ooh! i was isolated on the moon for four years and did SO MUCH research" and then just gets up and starts infodumping like way too much information on the moon

Izuku sitting there like "damn if quirks hadn't popped up we could have achieved so much in terms of space travel. please tell me more giant man who lived in pre-quirk era."

Vanya finds out about the quirkless and is like "oh mood that genuinely sounds like my childhood, being ordinary in a house full of extraordinary people, and then i found out that i did have powers but only much later in life after i had already been emotionally scarred by the experience"

deku: vanya we have so much in common

iida and uraraka: concerned noises

aizawa: hound dog. therapy with hound dog for all of you.

there's probably some conflict with like, the hero commission wanting to get their hands on the time travelers?? but probably especially five and klaus as a) time travel and b) ghosts (the hc def has bodies they would like to stay buried)

five has a pavlovian reaction to anything with 'commission' in the name and hates them on site, probably plays into his age in order to become a ward of UA or something to protect him from the commission a little bit.

(this makes nedzu Five's legal guardian. aizawa has his resignation papers all prepped in a drawer marked 'in case of emergency' but let's be real, if nedzu wants to take over the world aizawa should probably be on the rat-bear's side of things :/)

five: ah, i do recall the inhumane experimentation that we were subjected to

nedzu, who was experimented on: haha same hat! want me to dig up the location of reginald hargreeves's remains so you can spit on them?

klaus: nah no worries we dumped them out in the courtyard unceremoniously like, a while back. how long ago varies for each of us because of time travel!

luther: you said hound dog's office was down the hall and to the right?

on the bright side, Luther probably feels like. way less self conscious about his body, partially bc of his fighting and all that in the 60s but also bc !! now he genuinely doesn't feel like a freak. no one even gives him a second glance. one of the teachers looks like a slab of cement with a face. gang orca looks Like That. there is literally a student with an entire bird head and goth aesthetic. Luther does not stick out at all

allison and shinso bond over having "villainous" voice-based quirks

allison and shinso having worn muzzles at some point in their youth as punishment 🤝

aizawa probably helps train vanya as well with the whole, being able to erase a world ending quirk safely thing he's got going on which makes for a very nice safety net

i don't think vanya would want to be a hero at the end of things though. maybe the assistant teacher in the music class or something?? all vanya wants is to be able to not end the world

i feel like as time goes by, five brings up trying to get home less and less. part of that is because like,,, genuinely what do they have to go back to?? Allison has Claire, but like. I'm 100% sure the first thing she did in the future was try track down Claire's records and found out Claire was like. fine. became an adult, had a family, probably became the ancestor of the first "quirked" kids who officially popped up after light baby. had a good life, died at an old age etc. etc.

they start settling into the bnha world with like, "we can always hop aboard the five express into where the fuck ever" as a plan Z if things go completely pear shaped (again)

i'mma be real, five himself doesn't give a fuck as long as there is a) no apocalypse and b) his family is alive. Like that's it. His bar is so incredibly low and yet his life keeps fucking trying to limbo under it

i just think it would be funny to have like, Five trying to get along with his "peers" and make friends while the siblings do the same but like, in the staff room

also think it would be funny for five to just walk into the staff room and get coffee occasionally.

a teacher: why is a student in here -

Five, sipping coffee: i'm an adult

nedzu like "what kind of guardian would i be if i didn't teach my new son all the tunnels around ua so he can pop out wherever"

five like "hey new dad can i put stashes of supplies all around ua of weapons, money, food, and other assorted things that might be useful if one needed to fight or make a run for it" and nedzu is like "haha just put your list of what supplies you want in your go bags on my desk and i'll critique it later!"

anyway a bnha/tua crossover would be incredibly chaotic but probably very funny

[snakeboistan]

3-E + KARASUNO + 1-A FRIENDSHIP GROUPS

Just a heads up that I don't really know that much about BNHA. Most of my knowledge comes from fanfics, tumblr posts and my bestie so some of these headcanons might be a bit OOC

Nagisa + Hinata + Midoriya

So I’ve already made posts about Nagisa, Hinata and Mido being the ultimate cinnamon roll trio who are the loves of my life, my sons and if anything happens to them I will kill everyone and then myself

Let me adopt them, please let me adopt them 

I mean it is canon that Mama Midoriya is single right?...jk jk ... unless 👀

These precious babies are literally the sweetest guys ever and everyone’s ultimate hype men

They have their own protection squads and at least five people who have a crush on them (these bois be making people question their sexuality like it’s a past time)

They can also turn feral at any given moment and revert back to normal in a second

They act like its no big deal but they have legit traumatised people before

I know that Nagisa and Midoriya are ✨ notebook buddies ✨ but I like to think that Hinata keeps a volleyball journal like Kageyama (like the adorable boyfriend he is) and shows it off proudly to them and Nagisa and Mido are so proud of their tangerine bestie and they teach him how to make notes and analyse like they do and are just so pure (ILOVETHEMSOMUCHYOUHAVENOIDEA)

It’s a legit hazard to have them in the same place because the intensity of the combined smiles of a baby sunshine crow, baby sunshine snake and baby sunshine bunny can wipe out anyone in a 10 km radius

But what a way to go, am I right?

Also, I’m adding Yamaguchi here because he’s a sweetie who can and will end someone if they try to mess with Tsukki the people he cares about 

Do not under any circumstances try to mess with the trio that is Nagi, Yama and Mido because they know all of your secrets and are not afraid to use that to their benefit 

 Isogai + Daichi + Iida 

Did you mean: Dad Friends

Someone help them

It aint easy being a teen parent but they make it work

Also I’m a total simp for all three of them like Iida is everything I want IDKY I’m not saying its the glasses but its totally the glasses

Can and will do the disappointed dad stare. It is effective.

These three meet up to despair about their schoolmates and within five minutes one (or all) of them is getting a phone call because someone needs to be bailed out of jail

Isogai and Iida are class rep goals just saying

They love their classmates but why are they like this

Daichi: *watching Noya and Tanaka egg on the Terasaka gang to let them connect sleds on Yoshida’s motorbikes and go speed racing down the mountain* I ask myself that everyday

Just...someone give them a vacation and some aspirin because they need it

But not for too long because they are the few responsible ones 

Midoriya: *mumbling* That’s funny considering that Iida tried to murder someone in cold blood 

1-A members not aware of the Hosu Incident (so basically everyone except for Mido, Todo and Glasses Sonic): WHAT?!

Karma: Really? That’s weird. Nagisa tried to do that as well

3-E members that didn’t confront Takaoka: WAIT WHAT?!

Karasuno: *paling* who the f*ck are these people…

 Fuwa + Nakamura + Kiyoko + Ashido + Aoyama

The ultimate shippers

Listen, look me in the eyes and tell me that Shimizu Kiyoko doesn’t ship her team and that she does not have a group chat with all of the other managers where they gossip about who’s dating who. Look me right in the eyes and tell me that does not happen.

These people know all of the gossip 

Well actually Nagisa knows all of the tea in 3-E but Fuwa is a close second

Ultimate wingpeople 

 Kataoka + Ennoshita + Momo

I don’t want to say mum friend but they are the most responsible ones if Isogai, Daichi and Iida aren’t around

They are beings to be feared, you dont wanna cross them

There was once a time when all three of them are angered and everyone still has emotional scars to this day

The only ones who can control the chaos

Can also smack talk people like a pro

Have soft spots for the cinnamon rolls

Just imagine the three of them sitting around one of those circular umbrella tables outside of a cafe wearing matching sunglasses and drinking smoothies out of a straw as they judge everyone

 Kimura + Hinata + Kageyama + Kirishima

GYM BUDDIES

Listen, there are athletes and there are athletes™

These boys are the latter 

They race all of the time

I’m not kidding

Everything is a race

Arm wrestles galore

 Hazama + Tsukishima + Tokoyami

Masters of snark

Looks like they can kill you, can actually kill you

Hang out with each other to get away from the stupidity of everyone around them

Hazama and Tokoyami are just chillin’ talking about demonic sacrifice and Tsukki’s like ‘you guys are more tolerable than the feral children I’ll stay here’

Literally have no cares at all

If you approach them they will make you cry

 Chiba + Hayami + Kageyama + Todoroki 

The chill kids

All they do is vibe in the background

They’re entire friendship is just *blank stare* *eye contact* *small nod*

And you know what? That’s valid

Are also totally willing to hide a body 24/7

Todo convinces the other three that his theories are legit

 Terasaka Squad + Nishinoya + Tanaka + Bakusquad

CHAOS

That is it

Do I need to go on?

 Kurahashi + Kouda 

Soft bbys

Would die for them

Go on bug hunting expeditions

Hang out at petting zoos

Kurahashi has fallen in love with Kouda's bunnies as she should 

Are proud parents of every single furry and crawlie critter on the E-Class mountain

Dont worry Nagisa gets to keep his snakes

Go to pet stores and animal shelters

pure cinnamon rolls

 Maehara + Tanaka + Nishinoya + Kaminari

Best hype men

Praise each other like no other

Maehara and Calamari keep on getting annoyed because everyone keeps on pretending to not be able to tell the two apart

They can it's just that it's fun to mess with them

 Karasuma + Ukai + Aizawa

The ‘I came here determined not to get attached and now I’ve adopted a gang of teenagers’

Are literally one second away from becoming alcoholics

Are constantly ready to ‘subtly’ brag about how their students are improving in training 

Karasuma and Aizawa go over sparring procedures and Ukai is just like ‘your students have WEAPONS?!?’

Tsundere but parents

Best Dads

They love their kids 

But dont tell anyone that

It’s okay they know anyway

Will deck anyone that hurts their chaos children in any way

 Koro-Sensei + Takeda + Yagi 

PROUD PAPAS

THEY LOVE THEIR KIDS SO MUCH

THEY CAN SPEND 1284720 HOURS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR KIDS STUDENTS ARE

HAVE WALLETS WITH THEIR PHOTOS IN THEM Yagi’s is just 20+ pictures of Midoriya but shhhh

*Todoroki’s conspiracy theory senses tingle*

They could be at the groceries but they’ll still find a way to brag about their kids

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 283: I'M MARY POPPINS Y’ALL

Previously on BnHA: Everyone was all, “Tomura what do you have?” and Tomura was all,” a quirk bullet!” and they were all, “NO!!” He then threw the bullet at Aizawa, who ironically actually did have a knife, and since no one bothered to say “no!!” this time he proceeded to CHOP OFF HIS OWN LEG. Just, schwoop. Lopped it right off. Didn’t even fucking care. Anyway so then Tomura was all, “you know what who even needs quirk bullets” and somehow broke free from both Deku and Ryuukyuu to go claw off Aizawa’s face. Thankfully Todoroki “I've spent the past eight chapters puttering around waiting for the coolest moment to strike” Shouto finally decided to join the fray by impaling Tomura, and everyone was all, “ahaha, classic Shouto”, and Tomura was all, “don’t worry though I’m fine”, and it seems like he really is now, since he’s finally regenerated and all his wounds have healed again! The chapter ended with Gigantomachia stampeding towards Jakku, which is super terrible, but what else is fucking new.

Today on BnHA: The Gunga kids spend a few pages standing around letting all that trauma soak in nice and deep as Machia rampages on towards Jakku. Back in the Shigaraki Wastes, the heroes regroup, which mostly consists of the remaining conscious adults tearfully being all “you kids get out of here... save yourselves...” and the kids being all “YOU JUST SIT THERE AND CHILL, DAD” and “[EXPLETIVES]” and “I’M YOUNG AND FILLED WITH RIGHTEOUS SHOUNEN RAGE”, all of which is very entertaining to me and makes me very proud. Anyway so then Tomura’s body sort of explodes a bit, and he’s all, “what”, and then it finally sinks in that he might have popped out of the toaster early, so he tries to end the fight right there and then with another round of Decay. Except that Deku counters it by SPONTANEOUSLY LEARNING HOW TO FLY, which is probably SO CONFUSING for all the non-Gran-and-Kacchan people around, which is just one of the many things I love about it. And the other things I love about it are that it’s (1) THE MOST BADASS THING EVER, and (2) just, really fucking great. So yeah. Rage, Deku, rage.

OH NO MY BABIES

don’t tell me. I’m not sure I want to know what it is they’re looking at. how many of the pros are fucking dead now ffffmg

also that is an extremely intriguing chapter title, though. 75? as in percent?? oh my god is something finally going to go fucking right for our heroes. or at least, you know, less wrong

OOOF

dammit Momo he was supposed to go to sleep! WHAT THE HELL WAS ALL OF THAT MATH FOR, THEN. did he grow bigger, or did she just somehow miscalculate the dosage, or is he finally going to go night-night halfway to Jakku?

btw Momo I’m not actually mad at you, you’re still the only one who fucking did anything at all. if anyone tries to give you shit, just look them in the eye and ask them “okay and how many things did YOU do?”, and they’ll be like, “oh shit, none”, and you’ll be all “yeah that’s what I fucking thought” because YEAH

OH MY GOD SERO ANGST

I have never seen Sero this badly shaken before. it’s somehow so shocking?? holy shit you guys, I know I’ve been saying for ages “lolo all these kids about to be traumatized af” but somehow it’s one thing to know it’s coming, and another to finally actually see it. oh god

anyway let’s just hope all of the grown-ups aren’t actually fucking dead. but based on all of the kids’ expressions, it really feels like a lot of them might be, and that’s just... ...

and they had to see it. right? is that what this is implying?? holy shit. they watched it all happen. that’s it, the rest of this arc is cancelled, please proceed directly to the emergency therapy arc right now

TOKO!!

holy shit look at the size of that rock that fell on the medical tent. and DS pulling people out of the wreckage. it really feels like everywhere you turn this arc, the intrepid young scamps of U.A.’s first year hero class are the ones out here keeping things one step from total disaster

oh shit

excuse the hell out of me young Momo but what the hell is up with this use of the word “dead” with the implied “like everyone else” hanging there at the end?? what is up with that. that’s a very bad sentence I don’t like that at ALL

and what the actual hell is this panel of FATGUM AND TAMAKI IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CARNAGE, TWO PEOPLE WHOSE NAMES I’M QUITE SURE ARE ON THIS CONTRACT OF “PEOPLE WHO AREN’T ALLOWED TO DIE” WHICH HORIKOSHI IMPLICITLY AGREED TO THE MOMENT I STARTED READING THE MANGA. BOY WHAT

JESUS MOTHER F. CHRIST

THAT’S. THAT’S, UH

OH THANK FUCK

I mean, I already knew they survived, though. so WHY AM I STILL SO FUCKING ANXIOUS. good grief

and in before Majestic fucking dies on the next page, having saved the children with his very last act. I fucking hate you Majestic, you blue-balling child-preserving magnificent wizard bastard

HE FRISBEED THEM TO SAFETY GAH

WHY COULDN’T YOU DO THAT TO MACHIA THOUGH. BUT AT LEAST HE SAVED THE BABIES. TOO BAD HE’S FUCKING DEAD hahaha sob sob sob

is anyone still alive?? did the guys who were fighting off Snoopy Sno-Cone and RD back at the mansion at least make it out in one piece??

(ETA: from here on out all of these guys shall be referred to as Schrodinger's Heroes until further notice.)

so now Mineta is questioning whether or not their Smart Momo Plan even fucking did anything, which. same, Mineta, honestly. but it must have!! right?? ????

anyway so here’s some more panels of everyone dying do you want to see them. sure. why not

can we get back to the Tomura fight now. I’ve had just about enough of this, I’d like to see some 75% business now before this turns into the most depressing chapter of all time

BOOOOOOO

goddammit. well for now my money’s on Machia collapsing just as they make it back to Jakku. so Momo’s plan does eventually work, but the League still makes it back to Tomura thus ensuring more shenanigans can take place. goddamn, lol, just when I thought the arc was nearing its climax. feels like it just fucking respawned with a full life bar

also Toga is really looking... not great. I’m so scared for whoever she ends up fighting after this. OCHAKO MY SWEET BABY GIRL PLEASE WATCH OUT

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

PLEASE ARREST HIM FASTER. holy fuck if you fucking screw this up and he gets rescued I SWEAR TO GOD

oh wait is he just here to provide more backstory on Gigantomachia

GO BURNIN’, YOU GOT THIS. also, gonna be honest, at this point I really would not mind if Machia did a little less living for Tomura and a bit more dying

FINALLY!!!

FKFKF Aizawa not looking too good oh god. and Deku looks like he’s about to spontaneously develop ALL OF HIS REMAINING QUIRKS JUST LIKE THAT ON THE SPOT, FUCK YOU TOMURA

oh my god DON’T GET DISTRACTED!!

Shouto’s arrival is either about to make Endeavor more useless than ever, or suddenly a whole lot LESS useless, and right now it’s up in the air and I am excited but also scared

EXCUSES EXCUSES

BLAH BLAH BLAH. “SORRY I’M LATE, I WAS SAVING PEOPLE’S LIVES,” Shouto lies through his teeth, clearly not aware that Tomura has a built in GPS and knows full well that Shouto was actually only a few feet behind Bakugou and Deku and so that explanation doesn’t fly at all. the real truth must be something so embarrassing that he’s ashamed to admit it. did you get lost. did you run into an NPC who wouldn’t let you pass until you had completed some sort of quest

THERE YOU ARE KACCHAN, I WAS WONDERING

just as enraged as Deku! it’s almost like he just witnessed his sensei chopping off his own leg and subsequently almost being murdered or something

(ETA: actually lol I think he’s mad at Deku, for taking off earlier and leaving him behind with Gran. though there’s no law that says he can’t be mad about two things at once! anyway so do you guys think that being beaten to the punch by Deku here may perhaps frustrate this young man and contribute to his decision to return the favor at some point later on in this battle, perhaps with dire consequences? hmm.)

anyway so if you all are keeping up with the math, and I think you are, it seems like just about every one of the adult pros is either down for the count (Aizawa, Gran), or recovering (Endeavor, Ryuukyuu??), or Might As Well Not Even Be There (a certain TWO OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL IN A TIME OUT AND HAD BETTER BE THINKING GOOD AND HARD ABOUT WHAT THEY’VE DONE. OR MORE PRECISELY, DID NOT DO OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO DO). anyway so all of that means that the only ones actually ready and raring to go here in Round 2 against the newly regenerated and POSSIBLY HAS HIS DECAY QUIRK BACK Shigaraki Tomura are... drum roll...!

okay but FUCK YOU GUYS though oh my god YOU’RE EVEN RUINING THE DRUM ROLL

DID YOU NOT EVEN NOTICE HIS LEG BEFORE?!?!? holy -- can I -- can I please just slap them, I --

anyway so RockLockRock looks like he has something to say here. probably going to tell Deku to take Aizawa and run, as if Deku isn’t the fucking glue holding this entire operation together at this point now that Aizawa is KOed. can you believe these guys are so incompetent they’ve actually got me arguing in favor of the child soldiers now, what even

...fuck

shit. that face. he’s ready to die to give them all a chance. he knows he wouldn’t last two seconds against Tomura and yet he’s willing to sacrifice it all. damn it RLR... okay fine your time out is done now, but I’m still calling your parents

unfortunately, you’ll never believe it, but Deku doesn’t seem all that inclined to listen to this man telling him to bail and save his own skin sob

ngl though I am living for the Enraged Vengeance Deku we’ve been seeing in these last couple chapters. maybe now everyone will stop dismissing him as just a soft boi who always eats his vegetables and doesn’t swear, and remember that in truth he’s actually a mildly unhinged feral child with an infinite pain tolerance and a god-given talent for never listening to any life-prolonging advice that adults give him ever

oop don’t tell me he’s gonna do the Decay thing again, shit

-- uh

“eh?” lmao what the fuck. my boy's torso just opened up like a fucking door hinge and all he can say is “eh.” this fucking manga

like he’s seriously just calmly standing there trying to assess what the heck has gone wrong

you really don’t feel pain do you. “haha lol what why is my arm falling off I thought I fucking ascended”

OH MY GOD

IT’S OCTOBER THIRD. looool the fuck

Tomura. my sweet little S+ ranked death machine with an A rank in knowledge. who’s spent the past 15-20 minutes battling to the death with the number one fucking hero and all his pals. who all just HAPPENED to be there all ready and waiting to fight him the instant he woke up. Tomura. buddy. did it really only just occur to you that maybe something went wrong somewhere along the line. that maybe things were not, in fact going according to keikaku. that maybe the heroes didn’t just sit around waiting for you to finish cooking in your villain bake oven. like please forgive my impudence but TOMURA ARE YOU STUPID, is what I’m saying, I guess. but gently

(ETA: SHIGARAKI TOMURA, WHOSE ARM IS CURRENTLY DANGLING BY A THREAD: “hold up lol what day is it.”)

I really like how Deku’s just crying nonstop this entire time though. but like, you know. crying with RAGE

lol and he’s figured it out as well, and I fucking love the connection his mind made, look at this

sudden feelings of solidarity. “WE’RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I” lmao

AHH MIRKO

how does she still have two legs?? Horikoshi I can’t believe you forgot how many legs your own favorite character has. but anyways yes this has been your friendly reminder that Mirko saved EVERYONE and should have a battleship named after her

okay NOW he’s doing the thing

good job Tomura you finally got them!! good thing none of them can fly, or Float. RIGHT, DEKU

AHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT. AND A BLACKWHIP/FLOAT COMBO, TOO! TOMURA, YOU WERE SAYING??

(ETA: he even grabbed Kacchan too. “I can fly by myself!” YOU SHUSH MISTER.)

(ETA 2: and what I also love about this is that we know the SIXQUIRKS are seemingly in tune with Deku’s emotions, so it honestly makes perfect sense that in the heat of the moment with Tomura threatening to kill all these people that he cares about, the quirk just basically acts on his instinct to save and doesn’t stop to ask questions. we’re saving everyone, no buts. and he even activates Float at long last, acting on that same instinct. honestly Kacchan had the exact right idea the whole time, all the way back in chapter 217. “it’ll activate when he’s in trouble, right?” exactly.)

NO GRAN STOP NO ONE ASKED FOR THESE FEELS

OH MY GOD

NEVER HAVE I STANNED THIS BOY SO HARD. HOT DAMN

he’s so fucking mad. omg??! omg

okay so I’m gonna try my best to explain why I love this so much lol. all right. so the thing is, it’s actually so rare for Deku to actually take the reins like this. even though he’s the main character, even though he’s All Might’s heir, his personality is such that he genuinely doesn’t mind being in the backseat and is perfectly content to share the spotlight with others, or even relinquish it completely. BnHA has had... how many arcs so far? hold up let me check

-- okay I just checked and it’s 18. so, 18 arcs. and out of all those arcs, Deku has had a solo fight in approximately... five of them. and two of those fights were against Bakugou and Todoroki, respectively, so he was still sharing the spotlight even then. aside from that, he’s fought Muscular, Gentle, and Overhaul (oh, and Shinsou, I guess). that’s it! and it’s been almost 300 chapters! and again, he’s the main character. in a shounen manga. like seriously though, that is wild

and so seeing him here like this on the last page, ready to throw hands with Tomura, presumably while using Blackwhip as some sort of physical barrier to coat his attacks and prevent Tomura from trying any more Decay shenanigans with him? dude. I FELT THAT HYPE. it’s just a really effective way of keeping me from getting Main Character Fatigue like I might get in most other shounen series. because Deku doesn’t get the spotlight all that often in comparison, it still feels fresh to me, especially now with him actually going up against the Big Bad. just, idk what else to say except “hell yeah” lol

anyway, so I don’t even know how long it’s gonna last, and I expect that Kacchan and Shouto aren’t going to be content to just sit back and let Deku have all the glory either (Kacchan in particular is probably frothing at the mouth already), so in all likelihood it’s probably going to be more of a 3-on-1 than a 1-on-1. and it’s also very likely to end with Tomura gaining the upper hand and trying to take OFA! and so in truth this is a very fleeting moment of triumph, and the most premature of celebrations! but even so... damn. and also I just love seeing shounen kids lose their damn minds and explode with angry determination. and I especially love seeing it with Deku, because I love the reminder that beneath that sweet, unassuming nerdy exterior lies a core of fucking steel. that look in his eyes, though. TOMURA ARE YOU SCARED. you should be a little scared, lmao

anyway. so that’s the chapter! and I’m really glad we ended on this note, not just because Deku is a badass, but also because like I was saying earlier, this was about as bad a situation as the good guys have ever been in, and I felt like the manga was starting to lose that feeling of hope that still needs to be there at its core even when things are at their darkest. idk, I feel like we needed this. Tomura got a chance to catch his breath in the last chapter, and now it’s the heroes’ turn. whew

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Pairings: Past Aizawa/Mandalay

Word Count: 1,9218 Words

Summary: The Sports Festival, part 1.

Warnings: Food Mention, Death Mention, Caps, Cursing, Teen Pregnancy, Fighting Mention, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Usernames: Existence Is A Prison   Aizawa: feral cat dad, Aoyama: gay salt, Hagakure: ranch flavored jello, Tokoyami: foil-mecha, Shinsou: farmer toshi, Kuroiro: life is a nightmare, Shiozaki: saviour, Tsunotori: schrodinger better run, Honenuki: pure, Monoma: nat20, Yamada: President Megaphone, Bakugou: deku-deck-you

Aizawa, We Agreed No More Cats: Chapter 8

7:00 AM

Existence Is A Prison

gay salt: Tokoyami, I know it's the sports festival and all today, but you didn't need to bring everyone sandos and sports drinks again.

foil-mecha: Thing is, I didn't.

farmer toshi: No, no, because my whole class has sandos and sports drinks on their desks too. And I heard the other Gen Ed classes causing a ruckus over them too. Seems like someone put sando throughout the whole school.

feral cat dad: That would be me. I'm not letting any of you kids go without eating during a major sports event where you'll likely get injured and your bodies need fuel to fight and I won't let you not eat.

feral cat dad: My old Gen Ed teacher, Miss Rin, began this tradition of giving out sandos and water at the gate to students on the day of the Sports Festival. Nezu sanctioned of course, since he refused to allow her to pay for it herself. And now it's carried on through me since she passed on a few years ago.

ranch flavored jello: That's actually really sweet, Dad.

feral cat dad: If you tell anyone it was me who put them out, I'll make you clean the roof level.

ranch flavored jello: We have a roof level?

feral cat dad: You guys didn't know the dorms have roof access?

ranch flavored jello: Well, now we do. Where even are the stairs to it?

feral cat dad: Literally next to my room, I don't know how you haven't found them.

deku deck-you: It's the door next to his room, Toru. Even I found it. You've been here five more days than me.

ranch flavored jello: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BROOM CLOSET!

feral cat dad: Oh my gods, these kids will be the end of me.

8:30 AM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: God help me being alone with this idiot.

feral cat dad: I'm using this chat for extra commentary because there are things I can't say on live national television commentary so they'll all be said here.

feral cat dad: Oh god, Katsuki, no. Don't slander our name.

feral cat dad: Please.

feral cat dad: GOD DAMMIT

feral cat dad: Obstacle Course? Fuck.

feral cat dad: Most proud of my son managing to evade Todoroki's ice despite never dealing with it before.

feral cat dad: Also, Todoroki, who hurt you as a child? That was purposeful so nobody could catch up!

feral cat dad: Get it, Pikachu.

feral cat dad: I'm proud of my gremlin children.

feral cat dad: I'm not paid enough to make commentary on this obstacle.

feral cat dad: Except for my son. I care about my ground-bound son getting across the pit to Tartarus shit.

feral cat dad: Gods, mines. I remember those landmines. I hate those things. They almost made me temporarily blind during my second year Sports Festival.

feral cat dad: What the FUCK Midoriya!?

8:45 AM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: Alright you're probably in the break room for the twenty five minute break by now. Katsuki, what's wrong with your arms? You were holding them.

deku deck-you: Just a lot of work. Overworking. I guess it can't be helped, this is why I have so much wrist support in my hero costume, to help keep my hands from feeling cramped from the explosions.

feral cat dad: Come up to the box, I'll shut old parakeet up if he tries to speak.

deku deck-you: Why?

feral cat dad: I have some ibuprofen, come take two, it should help the pain at least.

deku deck-you: Thank you.

9:00 AM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: Am I allowed to ask why Vlad King is taking care of a small child when he, in fact, doesn't have children?

feral cat dad: Just realized I won't get an answer because you all made it to the next round. I'm so proud but dammit, now I'm curious.

9:20 AM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: I...What?

feral cad dad; I hate the cavalry battle, that was difficult to keep track of. I don't know how Hizashi does it.

schrodinger better run: Obviously, the answer is very carefully.

feral cat dad: I'm sorry you didn't make it through, Pony. I have candy if you want some.

schrodinger better run: Thank you! I'll stop by and grab it on my way to lunch.

feral cat dad: If you're going to meet back up with your class, text me why there's a child.

schrodinger better run: There's a child?

feral cat dad: smallchildinvladkingsarms.jpg

schrodinger better run: He looks a lot like Tokage.

9:30 AM

Existence Is A Prison

ranch flavored jello: Mr. Aizawa, this is Mina, Toru's busy crying so she asked me to ask you. Mineta and Kaminari are telling us 1a girls that you instructed we wear the cheerleader uniforms for the afternoon. What should we tell them?

feral cat dad: Tell them they have three weeks of detention each to look forward to and don't wear those fucking uniforms.

schrodinger better run: Okay, so apparently the kid's here because Tokage brought him in? I still don't have a full explanation, but his name is Mitsu and he's 2 years old.

feral cat dad: Okay. So Tokage brought her little brother or something?

nat20: I'm not so sure about that. He just called her Mama.

feral cat dad: So Tokage has a son?

nat20: It seems like it.

feral cat dad: Oh, Nezu won't be happy about this. He wanted any young parents to report to him after the opening ceremony and alert him if they had any children so they would stay in the dorms.

nat20: To be fair, it would seem Tokage would be the only one out of all the first year classes, so it might have been too much pressure to fit in. Or she may even just has help enough at home that she didn't feel she needed to tell anyone.

feral cat dad: He'll still be mad. Believe me, he'll at least force her to accept a UA fund card so she doesn't need to work to support the baby.

saviour: We got to talking and, apparently, she gives him to a daycare while she's at school and she picks him up when she leaves school.

feral cat dad: Yup, she'll probably be moved on campus if she's not having her family take care of the baby during the day. Nezu's very adamant that his students have help if they're struggling.

10:45 AM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: Alright, so Shinsou against Rikamaru Kana from the Support Course. I don't know if this will be easy for him.

nat20: I am offended Kendo thinks so little of me.

feral cat dad: Why?

nat20: She said I'm perverse! And, when I asked her about it after, she said it's because I wear the girls' uniform sometimes. She thinks I'm some pervert trying to invade the girl's bathroom to creep on them.

nat20: I swear I haven't, Mr. Aizawa, I've never even gone into the girls restrooms, I use the men's or the one in Recovery Girl's office. And I change in the men's locker room. Tetsutetsu will tell you, he's guarded me before when I was uncomfortable changing.

feral cat dad: Don't worry, kid, I believe you. Come up to the box, you need a hug. I'll talk to Kendo if you want.

nat20: Please.

10:50 AM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: Oh my god, he actually did it. I'm so proud, Shinsou.

schrodinger better run: Shinsou fucking yeeted her.

life is a nightmare: Equal opportunity yeeting.

feral cat dad: Next up is Hatsume vs Tokoyami.

nat20: I hope Tokoyami does well next.

11:00 AM

Existence Is A Prison

feral cat dad: Tokoyami, I'm proud of you for being a good sport and helping her up after.

foil-mecha: I'm nothing if not a gentleman. Plus, when she fell down, she sprained her ankle. It's the least I can do to help her to Recovery Girl.

farmer toshi: I'm betting a grocery shop tonight that Ashido's going to win against Midoriya next.

feral cat dad: Be careful kid, you might eat those words.

11:10 AM

Existence Is A Prison

farmer toshi: Fine, I guess I'm getting dinner. And I'm also very happy Toru won against Iida.

feral cat dad: That's if you don't get injured. Remember, there's now two people you know against you.

ranch flavored jello: I still can't believe I won against Iida, honestly.

feral cat dad: Well, Shiozaki is against Shizuka Inei next. A Gen Ed Course student.

nat20: Do you know him, Hitoshi?

farmer toshi: Kind of hard to miss someone when they're that fucking loud all the time.

foil-mecha: Is that son of a bitch harassing Ibara?

nat20: I have lost faith in humanity. How dare a peasant's filthy hands touch our Ibara.

farmer toshi: Yeah, I'd defend my classmate in it being an accident if I didn't know that Shizuka is a blatant misogynists.

feral cat dad: I'll fight him. Disgusting little trash.

life is a nightmare: And HE gets to advance while our Ibara loses? Unacceptable.

feral cat dad: The Min*ta of class 1c.

11:25 AM

Existence Is A Prison

nat20: Thank goodness Kiyomi's advancing. I do feel bad she'll be fighting a misogynist though.

pure: I felt kind of bad about it, I didn't really want to fight our Akari!

nat20: I'm sure Akari understands and also didn't want to fight you either, but you two can't just refuse to fight because you're friends or you'd both be either disqualified or forced to fight by now.

gay salt: No ill will is held on my end, Kiyomi! I think our fight was rather fun!

pure: Okay, as long as you promise you're not mad.

gay salt: I'm not, I'm proud of you, mon amor.

nat20: Any bets on Kaminari here?

farmer toshi: I'll bet on Pikachu winning.

schrodinger better run: I'll bet a grocery trip that Fujioka wins.

life is a nightmare: That would be the furthest a Business Course student would have gotten in the Sports Festival.

schrodinger better run: I'll still bet on him.

feral cat dad: Well, you were wrong, Pony.

schrodinger better run: All as well. I didn't expect Fujioka to have an equip quirk, to be fair.

feral cat dad: Next is Tokage vs Fukumura from General Studies.

saviour: Let's go Tokage!

11:30 AM

Existence Is A Prison

deku deck-you: Is Tokage okay? I heard she passed out.

feral cat dad: She's overworked and malnourished from what Recovery Girl will tell me when I ask and Nezu is speaking with Tokage and asking her what got her to this.

feral cat dad: I

feral cat dad: I don't think I'm at liberty to discuss her tragic backstory with you guys, sadly. But she'll tell you when she moves into the dorms tonight.

11:35 AM

Existence Is A Prison

farmer toshi: Todoroki, aka Mr. Overboard. Poor Sero.

farmer toshi: Oh god, I might need to fight Mr. Daddy Issues.

farmer toshi: Gods help me.

foil-mecha: To be fair, he'd have to get through three brackets to get to you and he'd be fighting you in the three-way fight.

ranch flavored jello: He'd have to get past Katsuki too.

deku deck-you: He won't.

feral cat dad: Alright then, Mr. Overconfident.

Taglist: @everythingisstardust 

[astrangeraccoon]

BNHA rambles (part 14)

Here we go with episode 3 and 4 from season 2, The sport festival is in full swing! And I love it

-Aizawa being able to instinctively dodge Mic big movement is a sign of how long they’ve known each other/how much time they spend together

-Kirishima just popping out of a robot, you know, like it’s normal

-Not to criticize but how does Sero plan to cushion his fall? Bc I don’t see how he can do it using his tape

-Thirteen’s there! They’re okay! (so glad)

-Aizawa being a proud dad™ for his twenty children

-Izuku learning from past experience and getting better. Also can we point out the fact he’s fighting quirkless?

-That pit fall is, once again, ridiculously big.

-Hatsume Mei is totally crazy and I love her. Also please don’t let her and Izuku interact, two geniuses together can’t be good for the rest of the world.

-Her invention are so cool

-Shinsou is just a bit creepy here

-Let’s add Mic to the slightly creepy one. Should you really be that excited at the idea of scaring your student as a teacher? I mean, I get it, but still

-Izuku being smart!!! Examining the situation and finding a way around it! Work Smarter, not harder guys. (Still stupidly dangerous but hey). At least he’s getting everyone attention

-He’s also wat more feral than I thought he was. He just purposefully used Bakugo and Todoroki’s shoulders as stepping ladders and triggered multiples mines right in their face! It worked but who does that?

-Ah yes! the kid we screamed at for doing our job while we stood uselessly (do I ressent those hero? Me? Noooo of course not)

-Shigaraki watching the festival, just like I said

-Izuku being so happy to get All might approval

-The way they’re using the business course is pretty smart

-Izuku, my sweet child, you weren’t just lucky. Yes it was by luck that you found that metal plate but everything else you did it by yourself with that big brain of yours

-Could someone explode Mineta? Please? I’m ready to pay you for it at this point. I hate it bc what he did is technically allowed but you can see how much discomfort it brings to Yaomomo. He’s literally using a girl to get further I hate him

-Thirteen and Mic carrying all might XD

-Izuku, hearing the point value for the first place: I fucked up…

-Everyone immediately just zoning in on poor Izuku

 Episode 4

-Love the explanation behind why they do the kind of test their doing in the festival (it’s smart, but once again it’s totally oriented towards the hero courses and using the other courses as cannon fodders)

-I love Kirishima! He’s so motivated and he knows how to get Bakugo to agree with him which is really impressive

-Poor Izuku

-Impressive waterwork here

-Let’s give Uraraka some love for deciding to make a team with Izuku despite the risk bc they’re friends

-On the other hand, I can totally understand Iida refusal. Him refusing to join them is both really in character and pretty smart of him with what he says he wish to accomplish

-Mei is so crazy but I love how direct she is. Also, no concept of personal space. 

-And here we go, we lost the both of them, please save the planet and don’t let them interact more

-Monoma, stop antagonizing class 1A. ‘they were only attack by villain’ they nearly died you idiot

-Eraser taking advantage of the 15 minutes break to sleep. I mean, he probably really need it, but same.

-The students are supposed to be wearing their sport uniform, not their hero costume, but toru is totally invisible… Is she… Is she totally naked?

-Izuku being supportive of all his partners, he’s a true sunshine child. Also Uraraka being jealous of Izuku and Mei bond is cute

-Once again, Mineta is mega creepy

-Monoma is slightly creepy too but 1B strategy was really smart.

-Stop! Bringing! Up! Trauma!

-Anyway RIP Monoma

 Yes here we are at the first half of the second activity! I love how everyone is motivated and how they can have a normal (for UA) school activity that they can enjoy.

Anyway, like every time, if you have question or rambles subject suggestion don’t hesitate to reach out! Aya’s out!

[thegc4life]

Do you any other Hawks fic ideas you'd like to write? Or is Hawks-sensei all you've got on your mind right now?

Wyv. You know not what you ask. I have to put them in categories, Wyv. Categories.

Kid!Hawks:

-Kid!Hawks growing up with the LOV (both as a permanent thing and various ridiculous drabbles) This involves Unwilling Big Brother Shigaraki, scarily willing Big SisterToga who knows all the coolest knife tricks, Best Uncle Twice who sometimes on his real good days doubles as temporary Dad, the Dad who teaches you how to hot wire cars and laugh people’s money straight out of their wallets Compress, mother-henning can-not-leave-you-alone-for-one-god-damn-minute Spinner, True Mom Kurogiri, Big Sis Mag who seems to be the only actual one that realizes that children need to sleep at some point for the love of god, extremely confused but horrifically soft Dabi who may or may not eventually turn his whole life around because of this feathered idiot that needs someone to make sure he lives a happy life whether it be a permanent shrinking or not. Oh, and Machia. The best Mountain Monster Dog brother (?) a boy could ask for.

-Kid!Hawks with UA (staff edition) also both in temporary and permanent circumstances. Temporary is already in progress. Permanent? Oh boy, permanent world. They raise him within UA so as to keep him from the Commission. Hawks often sits in on their classes with coloring books, picture books, or just to sit there and watch them. He is very smart. He picks up on things, but mostly he just likes being around all the staff. He picks a new person to sleep with every week because some of them have really shitty sleep schedules and even as a kid he knows they would feel bad keeping him up, thus forcing them to go to bed through good-person guilt so he tragets the sleepiest looking people for the week (hint: Aizawa gets picked a lot, and even if he’s not sleep deprived Hawks would pick him because he adores his grumpy cat Dad). Thirteen does crafts with him all the time. She watches every kid show and gets really into it with him. Hawks and Mic make the meals and they sing the entire time. They sing together throughout the day. Hawks will chirp out a line of notes and out of nowhere Hizashi will burst in to sing the lyrics. Midnight reads him bedtime stories cause her voices are the best. She does his nails and lets him do hers. He practices on the UA students to surprise her with new designs (the students fall over their own feet to offer to be his test subject). Snipe does little challenges with him. Things that, while technically helping him get used to controlling his quirk, are more fun than anything else because Hawks enjoys using his feathers in games. Hawks dresses up like a cowboy for an entire month, quoting old western movies and driving everyone but a very proud Snipe up the wall. Hound Dog and Hawks go on walks together ALL THE TIME. They explore the woods around UA and Hound Dog tells Cementoss to change up the geography every once in a while so they have something new to explore. He teaches Hawks how to go camping and Hawks fricken adores him and is always on his shoulders just kicking his feet or napping in Hound Dogs hair. Ectoplasm is Hawks favorite person to play any kind of tag based game because the others are too easy to catch with his feathers. But with Ectoplasm and all his clones? hawks goes nuts. Ectoplasm cried once when Hawks asked Aizawa for peg legs for Halloween and when someone asks him if he wants to be a pirate he says no because he wants to be a super cool hero like Ecto for Halloween. No one will be as cool as him. Hawks fricken loves Vlad. Like, adores him. Whenever Vlad is in the room Hawks will just go hang off his shoulders, or tuck under his arms with a book to read, or just lean against him. He has a little stuffed bull dog that has Vlad’s exact resting bitch face and carries it with him every time he leaves the dorm because he feels safer with it. He goes to Vlad when he’s injured because Vlad just takes care of it, gives him a hug, and doesn’t tell him to be more careful. Just asks if Hawks learned something and moves on. Hawks and Nezu are penpals. They see eachother every single day, but they are penpals. Hawks grows up with the most beautiful calligraphy handwriting because he keeps trying to out-do Nezu’s. He absolutely tattles on every single teacher in these letters, giving Nezu years worth of blackmail. Hawks thinks Nezu is a stuffed animal until he is fourteen because Nezu never fesses up. He just thinks the staff is even cooler for letting a stuffed animal run the place. He only ever cries around Nezu.

-Kid!Hawks UA(Student edition): So many. There’s lines I’ve written where they’re still in school when Hawks is kidified. When they’re already pros. In Canon, in Hawks-sensei, I even a small blurb sentence of Deku running a preschool that Hawks gets put into in an AU with quirks still. I can’t even... there’s too many students, cause I’d do all 1-A and 1-B. My favorite one to randomly wake up in a panick and write about though is the one where it’s Hawks-sensei verse based and Kid!Hawks gets taken in by the Monoma family. Rui and Eiko are older and Monoma is a pro-hero by then. The pure amount of fluff, sass, and Hawks spoiling that will happen. Big Brother Rui and Bigger Sister Eiko.  I think about this one a lot.

-I’m currently (slowly but progressing) writing a gift for @saltwater-sweets where Kid!Hawks is taken in by the Uraraka family. Like, he’s not even shrunk in this one. Uraraka’s newlywed parents were involved in the accident he first saved people in and they found him before the Commission. They realized his homelife situation and opened their home to him and now he is Uraraka’s big brother and that one line I threw out there? About him being a global superpower in household moving? Teaming up with Uraraka for that? Yeah.

-Kid!League of Villains and adult Hawks. Yeah, you heard me. They all get shrunk instead of him. And he can’t just... turn them in. They’re kids. They haven’t done any of the crimes their older counterparts have. And if it’s a permanent thing? They stay kids? Then he has a chance to really, truly save them. To give them the happy lives stolen from them. The Commission doesn’t like that. So Hawks takes them and runs. Dabi can be an adult too, I guess, if that’s the ship or something, but I just really wanna write Kid!LOV and Dad!Hawks.

-Kid!Aizawa. Dad!Hawks. Same concept. Beautiful dream. Need I say more.

-Kid!Hawks, Best Jeanist

-Kid!Hawks Gang Orca

-Kid!Hawks RUMI!!

Vigilante Hawks:

- Raven was born and I dived down that rabbit hole so fast I went back in time. Raven. But from a way earlier age. Those guys mugging Hawks when he was fifteen? The spark. Hawks stayed on the streets, he never went back, and he learned some things. He got some freedom, learned some shit, and realized that hero society was pretty fucked up. Shigaraki starts the LOV up and realizes there’s this whole underground community he was never aware of that Hawks has been building for years. It’s great.

-Hawks was never found by the Commission so he was never ‘Hawks’. His Dad raised him as a criminal but Hawks, with his little heart of gold, took every chance he could to make something good out of the bad deeds. Then he got old enough and he took full control. You ever seen the Levi OVA’s of Attack on Titan? Where he’s walking down the stairs and you realize every single person there is part of a huge ass gang of awesome with Levi at the head? That. THAT.

-Hawks loses his shit in Canon and goes completely AWOL. full Feral. He sees the problems, and he is prepared to do whatever it takes get rid of them. Whatever it takes.

AU Hawks

-Horribly injured, recently retired at the ripe old age of 23, and looking for something to save him from depression. Hawks meets Todoroki Fuyumi who gets him a job at her school. This one makes my brain happy.

-Takami Keigo and Todoroki Natsuo meet in college, graduate together, join the same hospital, and open one as partners as soon as they can. Ship or no ship, they go through their entire lives together. (I just... I really like the Todoroki sibs, okay?)

-Takami Keigo was born a lot earlier. So much, earlier, in fact that he is classmates with this overly optimistic ball of light named Yagi Toshinori and the grumpy ball of flame Todoroki Enji. Big Three anyone? Also, everyone needs a dumb smart birb to keep them sane. Hawks loves his friends, and he’ll kick anyone’s ass that tries to hurt them be it physically, mentally, or emotionally. Also, he meets Nana. 

-I LOVE THE IMAGINARY KAMAKIRI FAMILY DYNAMIC OKAY?! literally anything with Hawks involved in their lives, okay?! I did not expect to spiral so hard when I made up Hideo and his relationship with Kamakiri but my god did I spiral! I just really love them!

-I’m a sucker for the classics. Tattoo/flower. Coffee shop. College. Roommates. Love. 

- (she made me write this) a story surrounding the amazing love story of my sister and Iida Tenya with Aizawa crashes the wedding even though he was invited and Mirio is her maid of honor, with Eri as the ring bearer, and All Might is the flower girl. Twice is the officiator. Uraraka releases a flock of fake pigeons (not real ones cause they don’t deserve that). Oh, and everyone else is there too, I guess. Except for Mineta. Cause he’s in jail.

Right now, at this very moment, I can not for the life of me think of any others but I KNOW there’s at least seven more that I just can’t remember because my brain is work dead. Wyv. @wyvernspirit do you see what you’ve opened here? Close the box! Close it before it’s too late! There is always more! I am never without MORE ideas!

[bluu-m0on]

So I just got caught up with my hero academia

(just the anime and the movies, i’m gonna read the manga soon)

YES. THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR ALL THE SEASONS. 

NOTE: all of these are my opinions and commentary throughout the show. Don’t hate me for it. 

Warnings: cursing, caps lock, hate at first sight, mentions of abuse

basically my thoughts on each season:

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s1  (it was aight, they made the exposition dumps fun)

- this is fun, there’s a lot of exposition, but its aight!

- Lowkey All Might’s a bit overbearing, but LORD THOSE MUSCLES LMAO

- OCHAKO YOU CINNAMON ROLL

- I don’t like Aoyama, he’s annoying.

- Thought I’d hate Iida at first, but he’s fine, would simp 8/10.

- I hate Bakugo in this. PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE DEKU.

- TF WE GETTING AMBUSHED IN THE FINALE?! YO.

- KICK EM TO THE CURB PLS.

- Tsu’s weird, but she’s growing on me.

- oh OH HOLY CRAP MINETA COULD ACTUALLY BE MORE THAN JUST A TOKEN PERVERT THANK GOD.

- FUCK YOU SHIGGY. YOU CHILD.

- AIZAWA YOU FUCKING LEGEND, I SALUTE YOU.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

s2 (Moar world and character building)

- Aight its dueling time bitchessssss

- Bakugo’s less annoying thank fuck.

- YAS 1A actually putting him in his DAMN PLACE WITHOUT GETTING VIOLENT.

- Ochako could potentially crush bakugo if he was any dumber.

- holy shit bakugo’s actually smart. I’ll give him that.

- So far Mineta’s still hasn’t crossed a line, i guess that’s good?

- DEKU IS CLASS THERAPIST CONFIRMED. BLESS HIM FOR BECOMING TODOROKI’S FIRST OF MANY FRIENDS.

- Fuck Endeavor. Someone pour water over this oversized stove. Man needs to chill.

- Restraining Bakugo physically may be a bit too much, but then again he himself is too much.

- Tsu’s internship is probably one of the most fun I’ve seen. Bless that seal boss, Bless the crew.

- Momo and Kendo got lowkey scammed lmao

- Bakugo with a 2010 bieber cut. IM DYING.

- IIDA WENT FERAL OH NO.

- Stain is LEGIT creepy. CREEPIER THAN SHIGGY I’D ARGUE.

- THANK YOU STAIN FOR PUTTING SHIGGY IN HIS PLACE.

- PLS HELP IIDA POOR BOY JUST WANTS TO LIVE UP TO HIS BROTHER’S NAME

- well the crime rates definitely not gonna go down any time soon.

- the legal actions taken actually MAKES SENSE HOLY FUCK.

- INKO YOU ANGEL. DEKU YOU SHIT PLS TELL HER.

- Yaaaaas they’re gonna go traaaaain! CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FANS ARE GETTING FED TONITE BOIS.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

s3 (well that escalated quickly.)

- oh OH GOD. BRUH. I did not expect this to be THIS dark early on JESUS CHRIST.

- HOLY CRAP MY CHILDREN HAVE GROWN SO MUCH ALREADY IM SO PROUD.

- Is this bakugo’s dad? does bakugo actually have a stepfather??? or is this a fan??? idk.

- KICK HIS ASS DEK- OH SHIT DEKU GOT DECKED

- lowkey annoyed at the kid, but AT LEAST HE’S HELPING.

- Is this why Dabi has a LOT of simps? he powerful, but creepy. he’s aight so far.

- MOMO YOU BRILLIANT WOMAN.

- AIZAWA’S A BADASS AS USUAL. LOOK AT THAT MISDIRECT. WHAT A LEGEND

- POOR TOKOYAMI.

- SHOJI OMG PROTECT THEM PLS YOU LEGEND.

- AOYAMA WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL. OH MY GOD.

- oh SHIT GG BAKUGO. SEE YOU IN A FEW EPS BOI.

- and so the concept for “Villain Bakugo!” was born.

- WOAH THE PRO HEROS ACTUALLY DO SHIT THAT ISNT JUST FOR PLOT CONVENIENCE.

- AIZAWA CLEANS UP WELL.

- tf is up with the media press characters in this show? they’re literally in the show for me to hate.

- All for One is genuinely terrifying. 

- Shiggy’s not as bad as I thought he was. He’s still a child tho.

- DAT SAVE. ALL MIGHT. THAT WAS EPIC.

- BRO THAT ARC. I’M SHOOKT. THAT WAS A HELL OF A GOOD ARC. ONE OF THE BEST EVEN.

- Aight, All might’s time is up. They’re gonna get gradually fucked now.

- All might is actually SUPER endearing. Just retire dude, you deserve it so much after everything you’ve gone through.

- Why is Bakugo suddenly likable now....?

- so they have dorms now. NOICE.

- AOYAMA’S VERY LIKABLE NOW.

- MINETA’S GENUINELY ANNOYING NOW.

- I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF IN THE EXAMS.

- SHE’S CREEPY.

- Y’all the provisional exams are much more crazier than i thought.

- I hate the people who were against Momo’s team. they’re annoying.

- DENKI YOU’VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN BETTER AT TACTICS AND COMBAT SKILLS. I’M SO PROUD.

- eeeeey! not everyone passed! 

- BAKUGO KNOWS. OH SHIT.

- all’s well that ends well???

- Is endeavor actually going to get some redeeming qualities? still hate him, but at least he’s doing crap for the greater good??? aight, i’ll take it.

- MIRIO YOURE KIND OF CREEPY.

- Nejire’s got that uwu and power tho.

- Tamaki’s a huge mood.

- guess its gonna get darker in season 4

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

s4 (Pretty good, Solid season.)

- Nighteye’s fun.

- DEKU GOT ACCEPTED BC HE DIDN’T RUIN THE LIMITED EDITION MERCH LMAO.

- SAVE THE CHILD.

- ITS RAID TIME BOIS

- LET ERI FREE YOU SHITS.

- Chisaki’s despicable and arguably much more worse or on par with Endeavor. fuck both of them.

- TOGA AND TWICE ARE ADORABLE. PLS LET THEM HAVE A SPIN OFF.

- KIRISHIMA’S GETTING HIS ARC. MY HEART. I SIMP.

- TAMAKI BETTER NOT DIE LIKE THIS. HE DESERVES JUST AS MUCH RECOGNITION AS MIRIO.

- GO GET HER MIRIO.

- FATGUM YOU SOLDIER. YOU ABSOLUTE GEM OF A MAN.

- KIRISHIMA YOU’VE GROWN SO MUCH AAAAAA.

- Lowkey would have wanted more time with the gang before Chisaki took over. They’re much more interesting setting-wise.

- I get that villain backstory he’s got going on, Chisaki’s an abuser. I can’t get on his side especially with all the warnings.

- Chisaki’s op. the power of drugs compels him.

- There’s no way Nighteye’s gonna live after this. He’s BUILT THO.

- Eri is the only thing that’s keeping Deku from overpowering himself and dying in the process. Eri and Deku best tag team confirmed.

- DADZAWA. JUST DADZAWA. GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD HE’S EASILY ONE OF THE BEST HEROES. 

- Well Nighteye’s still kick- oop. nvm. 

- DID I REALLY JUST SIMP FOR A DYING MAN AS HE’S DYING? IT’S THE HAIR I SWEAR!

- Chisaki getting amputated and getting his karma is deserved even if it meant that the LOV’s gonna bring hell in this. 

- AIGHT SCHOOL FESTIVAL TIME BITCHESSSSS~

- Finally some normalcy after everything.

- Why put Gentle criminal in just now??? AFTER SUCH A BIG ARC TOO?? La brava’s design is cute, but hunh???

- Ghad, she school festival drags because of the conflict. The episodes arent bad, they’re just very weak follow-ups especially when nearly all of the arcs from each season so far hit hard for the plot and/or the characters. 

- I would have liked these episodes more if it was a TV movie or a special episode, for the sake that the show’s “feel” would be more consistent. (I’ll talk about this in another post.)

- just want my children to be happy, is that too much for me to ask?!

- “Hero Too” is a BOP. I’M PROUD OF JIROU.

- ERI IS PRECIOUS. 

- MIRIO DONT MAKE ME CRY NOW.

- LOOKIT ALL THESE PRO HEROS

- can’t believe I simp for a birdman now. THE MAN HAS CHARM I’LL GIVE HIM THAT.

- yo... is endeavor actually taking All Might’s advice??? Man’s toxic, complicated as hell, but the only thing that’s making him likable is the fact that because All Might stepped down, he’s not as competitive anymore and actually fights because that’s what he’s supposed to do. Man’s might be mending for his fucked up mentality and actions, and I appreciate that, but he’s still an abuser regardless. 

- At least he’s gotten better...-ish???

- can’t blame Hawks for looking up to Endeavor tbh. It makes sense for his character.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

[belladonnabear]

BNHA Scenario: Your Villain Ex Tries To Get Back At You But You're Saved by Your Boyfriend

Scenario: A long time ago you dated a man you thought was sweet and had a heart of gold. Turns out you dated a criminal and end up revealing who he is to the police! He manages to get away but you end up finding new love with Yagi Toshinori, Shouta Aizawa or Hizashi Yamada. While on a date, your boyfriend gets distracted by a villain and tells you to run off to hide. That's when your ex seizes the moment to get his revenge on you!

Yagi Toshinori/ All Might

Toshi in your opinion was the perfect boyfriend. You had been dating him for almost two years now and everything felt perfect. He was a gentleman with you. Never made you uncomfortable, always knew how to make you smile and he made you feel important.

Trust was a big part of your relationship. The two of you opened to each other about things you never tell anyone. You knew he was All Might and swore to secrecy. And he knew about your past as well.

You two were on a date together when it happened. The sun was shining as you two were walking hand in hand in the park. You two came to this park often so you knew the best spots to see the flowers and animals.

He made a flower crown out of daisies when you were watching the bunnies run around. He carefully placed the flower crown on your head with a goofy smile on his face. At the romantic gesture, you kissed him on the cheek. Causing the poor man to cough up some blood out of surprise.

Then with your quirk, you made some aster flowers and formed them into a crown. You placed it on Toshi’s head and took a picture of how adorable he looked.

However, the romantic moment was cut short when a loud noise was heard. Toshi braced you as he checked the area. A large ten foot villain that resembled a rhino hybrid was rampaging in the park. Causing mothers to run away with their children in their arms and elderly people fleeing for their lives.

Toshi frowned and told you to go hide while he deals with this. You take off running as smoke erupts from Toshi.

You took a shortcut to a secret spot you and Toshi would meet up at. While running you texted him what you were doing.

I'm heading to the flower shop on 23rd North Avenue! I'll be in the alleyway waiting! Please be safe! Love you!

Just as you finally made it to the alleyway, a familiar voice spoke.

"Long time no see baby~!"

A cold chill went down your body as you turned around to see your ex. He had a smirk on his face wearing a costume.

"Y-You're a villain now?"

Shadows erupted from his body and wrapped around you. Since you were already exhausted from the running, you stood no chance. You tried to scream for help but your mouth was covered by the shadowy tendrils.

"Now, now, babycakes we don't want any of that now do we? I was hoping I would run into you or that scraggly looking boyfriend of yours! He looks like a weakling!"

He was snickering at the flower crown on your head. Now you really were scared. He was after you and Toshi? You knew your boyfriend was tough but you couldn't live with yourself if something happened to him.

"Did you ever tell him about us? How you left me because you didn't love me for who I truly was? Does he really love?"

You did tell Toshi about dating a former villain. You told him everything and he was very understanding of your situation. That's part of the reason you loved him so much.

The story goes that you were naive and believed in his lies that he was a lawyer with a busy schedule. Before, he was a charming man with a good sense of humor. Things changed after eight months of dating.

He stood up many dates and you came to the conclusion he was cheating on you. What you found was much worse though. You decided to catch him in the act and followed him. 

He was at a warehouse with some suspicious looking men and you quietly began recording the ordeal. At this point, you knew something was off. 

That was when your ex brutally murdered the men with his shadow quirk and laughed like a maniac at their corpses. From this horrific experience, you went to the police and showed them the video evidence of him killing these men and explained everything.

However, your ex had gotten word of you turning him over to the police and left. He was seen on the news a few times but you never saw him again until now. 

The shadow that was covering your mouth moved. He wanted to hear your answer. With a harsh scowl you yelled aloud.

"DON'T EVER CALL TOSHI A WEAKLING! HE'S NOTHING LIKE YOU! I LEFT YOU BECAUSE I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH! THAT YOU ENJOYED KILLING PEOPLE WHO YOU THOUGHT WERE NOTHING! YOU'RE VILE TRASH! I'LL LOVE TOSHI TILL MY DYING BREATH! YOU'RE NOTHING-!"

The black shadows wrapped around your mouth again but this time they also went around your throat. 

They began suffocating you. 

You tried scratching at the black shadows some more and wiggled around trying to break free. Your screams were being muffled and your vision began fading. Your quirk was useless in this alleyway filled with no specks of grass anywhere in sight.

You saw the gaze your ex was giving you, as you were struggling to breath. His eyes were full of rage and vengeance. 

"You stupid selfish little-!"

"DETROIT SMASH!!!"

A loud yell was heard as your ex was punched directly in the face. The force of the hit reminded you a powerful storm, as he was flung across the alleyway. 

The shadows that were choking you vanished and you started coughing roughly. All Might leaned over with a worried look in his eyes.

"Are you okay? I'm so sorry I didn't get here soon enough! Please forgive me!"

"N-Not...yo-your fault..."

Police eventually arrived and your ex was arrested for multiple felonies. You were escorted home by All Might and when you were alone at your apartment, he hugged you.

The rhino villain was a simple villain for All Might to take down. Once the villain was with the cops, he tried to call you but you didn't pick up. That signaled to All Might that something was wrong. 

All Might left the villain to the police and bolted to your rescue. 

He kept thinking about the worse case scenario when he raced to your rescue. If he was even a minute late, you would be dead. Murdered by your ex for revenge.

Toshi didn't sleep well that night. He held you the whole night out of fear that you would be gone if you left his sight.

Not that you could blame him. The situation frightened you, as well. 

After this encounter, your relationship slowly began going back to normal. However, you changed a few things so Toshi didn't have to worry about you as much.

You texted each other more frequently. Having code words if you were in a hostage situation. He even taught you some self-defense as well but made sure you didn't get hurt.

However, your relationship was important and you wouldn't trade Toshi for anyone else. No matter which form he was in, he was your hero.

When you told him this, they man's face erupted red and he fell over.

Shouta Aizawa/ Eraserhead

Grumpy cat man loved you, even if he wasn't good at showing it. But that's part of the reason you two are still together. That and he loves you're a neko with a cat ears, a tail and even claws!

Part of him wonders why you're still with him but he doesn't complain. He's pretty happy you two are still together.

He knows how to calm you down if you're having a stressful day, his dry sense of humor does get some laughs out of you and he was reliable if you ever needed any help.

Which was really tested today.

The two of you were coming back from your favorite cat cafe. To an outsider Shouta might look impassive but you knew he was content with how the date was turning out.

You browsing at some handcrafted jewelry when a scream was heard. Both of you looked over to see a man snatching an elderly couples purse and he managed to snag another woman's purse as well.

The man was super fast as he kept stealing from more people. Shouta frowned at the situation as he recognized the villain from the news. The two of you nodded at each other and he took off with his scarf hovering around him.

Sirens began hollering as police went after the thief. People began running away panicking from the villain and you were about ready to join them when a pair of eyes caught your attention.

These eyes were feral and hungrilly began eyeing you like a piece of meat. It was another villain. However, you knew him better as your ex.

That's when you took off in a different direction to get away from him. You were panicking on what to do. Shouta was busy dealing with another villain and the police were going in the opposite direction you were heading.

Plus your ex had a Lycan Quirk, he could track you down his nose and follow you wherever you ran. He could only be in his true form when the moon was full but he was still stronger and faster than you were.

Just as you were about to grab your phone to call for the police, a heavy body slammed onto you. With a hiss of pain, the phone slid away from you.

Your ex showed off his white canine teeth with a wicked grin on his face. He truly looked like a beast, even without the full moon.

"Hey there pretty kitty, been awhile hasn't it?"

That nickname was always something you hated but he didn't seem to care. His grip on your wrists tightened and he snarled.

“If you scream for help, I’ll tear out your throat kitten.”

“What do you want?”

You two were together four years ago. He used to be a handsome polite man with a sassy personality. 

However that changed after six months of dating. He was starting to act like a real jerk. With him losing his temper around you and treating you like a pet.

His possessive nature was driving you mad and you finally had enough once you two were on a date. Some guys began picking on his strange werewolf looks and he lost control. Blood spilled that night as he killed all of them. He devoured them like a ravenous animal with no control. 

Taking a few photos, you took them to the police and an arrest warrant was set out for your ex but he was never found. Some police and heroes however were injured when they encountered him.

And now, he was here for revenge.

“I’m really disappointed in you. Unlike the other scum in my life, you didn’t judge me because of my quirk. Yet you were the one who ended up hurting me the most.”

He always did this to try and make you feel bad. And maybe you would have four years ago but things are different now.

“It’s hard being on the run from the law. But you seem perfectly fine, even though you betrayed my trust. You even ended up dating some other guy. Some homeless looking guy who apparently has a fetish for cat girls. Bet that’s the only reason he’s with someone as selfish as you.”

It was really hard trying to remain silent as he berated you. Then your cellphone’s ringer went off and your ex used one hand to wrap around your throat and the other to pick up your phone. You tried digging your nails into his arm but he was unbothered.

He smugly showed the caller ID and your heart froze.

It was Shouta.

Your ex answered the call as you heard Shouta’s voice.

“(Y/N)! Did you get away safely?”

Your ex put the phone on speaker.

“Don’t worry about thing dirtbag! Your girlfriend is doing just fine with me! We’re having a fantastic time, aren’t we kitten?”

He squeezed your throat tighter and you began coughing.

“Don’t hurt her! Let her go!”

Your ex laughed and howled with amusement. He leaned down closer to you mocking.

“But we’re having sooo much fun! Don’t worry about a thing! I’ll make her death painless!”

Fear rushed through your veins as your claws scratched your ex but this time you managed to get part of his eye.

He growled out in pain and you managed to slip away while running back to where Shouta might have been.

You could hear him behind you roaring in a fit of rage. That didn’t stop you as you kept running. Your cell phone wasn’t on you so you couldn’t call for help. You just kept sprinting and trying to get away from him.

You made it back to the abandoned jewelry stand you were at before. However, your ex was finally catching up to you and launched himself at you. Ready to tear you to shreds like those men.

But a scarf managed to wrap around him and he crashed onto the ground. Your tearful eyes saw Shouta looked furiously at your ex.

Your ex then tried to attack Shouta but with a mighty pull he missed his attack. Instead, your ex hit face first into the wall and was knocked out.

Once he made sure he was out, Shouta ran over to you with a look of concern in his eyes.

“Did he hurt you? Damn it! I’m so stupid! I’m sorry (Y/N)...”

The police eventually came and arrested your ex. After getting examined by a paramedic, you were free to go. With only bruises on your wrists and throat.

Shouta held onto you tightly as you made your way home and explained the situation. Apparently, while he was after the villain, he tried to steal Midnight’s purse. Which obviously backfired, since he didn’t recognize her in a civilian outfit.

He called to try and end your date normally since Midnight was going to take care of the villain but the phone call made him rush to save you from your ex.

You already told him about your history with your ex and made sure to keep an eye out in case your ex was around. But he ended up getting distracted by another villain and almost lost you.

You two got apps on your phones to keep tabs on each others location and called each other more often.

Shouta gave you some lessons to help defend yourself against a villain and for better usage on your quirk.

Keeps his eyes on you a lot more and holds you a little tighter every night. He also saw to it to make sure your ex got the maximum sentence.

Once things went along normally, the two of you settled down into your relationship once again.

While you began to trust him more, he began to cherish you much more. If his loving kisses are anything to go by, he’s happy you two are still here together.

Hizashi Yamada/ Present Mic

What an energetic man you have right here! He’s the man who helps you with anything you need.

Need something from the store? He’ll swing right by!

Want a back massage? Only if you give him one too!

Loose shoelace? He’ll just carry you everywhere so you won’t trip!

Hizashi was a man you adored deeply. He’s always been a ball of sunshine to you. Never failing to make you laugh or smile. He was your sweetheart.

Dating the pro hero wasn’t easy but you adjusted eventually. He really loved that about you. 

Eventually, you revealed to him about the sticky situation with your ex but he always reassured your worries. He loved you and no stupid ex would get in between you two.

Until he came back to bite you.

You had been on a date with the cockatoo man when it happened. He took you to your favorite restaurant as a romantic gesture. 

You slid down the railing as he caught you in his arms at the bottom. Kissing you and making suggestive comments about your appearance.

Your face turned red and you two kissed.

It was then interrupted by a few people running away screaming. Of course. It had to be a villain that would interrupt your date.

The villain looked like a naga looking creature. Sharp snake fangs with poison seeping out of them. He was holding a man hostage in his arms hissing angrily.

Yamada adjusted his glasses and motioned for you to leave. You took off running as the man went to go do his job.

After you began making your way back to the car, you freeze when you saw someone leaning on it smugly.

It was your ex. He was wearing his trenchcoat that was full of weapons probably.

You took off in the other direction but your ex began cackling at you. You activated your quirk and made yourself invisible, including your clothes. 

Why was your ex here now? Of all the times for him to show up, why now?  However, you saw a grenade roll towards you and you quickly tried to take cover.

But you ended up getting hit from part of the explosion and you were knocked up against some garbage cans. 

Your quirk was deactivated after the hit. Your coat took most of the damage but your head was starting to bleed. Suddenly, a click noise caught your attention. 

Your ex had a gun and it was pointed straight at your chest. You wanted to take off running again but you couldn’t feel your legs in this moment. Even if you did try to run, the blood from your head would give away where you were. 

“Nice try doll but I’m always prepared for the worst.”

You just glared at him. Remembering how you two got to this point. Five years ago he was a smart but cocky man who was interested in weapons. His attitude was very upbeat. A relationship developed and it went fine for six months. He said he worked for an agency that helps make hero weapons. 

What a lie that turned out to be. He sold them to the black market so that other villains could use them. You only saw this by sheer chance.

His attitude changed to a pretentious man child who thought he knew better than everyone else.  Which made you wonder what was going on with him. And when you checked in to see him at his work, it turned out he was fired four months ago. Now you were suspicious.

When you went over to see him for a date, he left the living room to take an important call from ‘work’. 

You heard a buzz go off in one of his jackets and were surprised to see some cheap looking flip phone. It had an address on it that lead to the docks with a single sentence attached.

Bring over the good stuff tomorrow night and we’ll give you the cash.

You thought he was smuggling drugs so you left the message as unread and pretend you didn’t see it. While leaving an anonymous tip to the police about what was happening.

Turns out on the news he was selling everything from illegal drugs, firearms and even explosions.

Your ex managed to escape and that scared you the most. You left the city after that and haven’t heard from your ex since then.

“Thought you could get away? Ruin my life and leave me like some stray dog?”

He kicked you in the stomach and you groaned in pain. He made a mocking noise and chuckled at your expression.

“It hurts, don’t it? Believe me, this pain is nothing compared to the last five years of hell you put me through!”

Another harsh kick was smashed into your stomach and you began coughing in pain.

“I was waiting for you to show up with your boyfriend so I could blow his brains out, then beat you as you see his corpse!”

He kicked you in the head and your vision started becoming blurry. More blood began dripping down as he laughed humorously.

“You should see yourself! A pathetic little girl who can’t save herself! You’ll wish you were dead by the time I’m done with you!” 

With the small amount of strength you have, you managed to kick his gun away from him when he was gloating. The gun went down the storm drain as you kicked him in the face as well. Then you used your quirk again to take off running he threw another grenade in panic but he missed you this time.

You tried holding the side of your head so he couldn’t follow you when you were bleeding. You found Hizashi running towards your direction and you felt immense relief.

However, so did your ex and he threw another grenade and this one aimed towards Hizashi.

You quickly pulled Hizashi away and barely evaded the attack. Smoke covered the area but Hizasi recognized your perfume.

“Babe? Is that you?”

“Y-Yes.”

Your quirk deactivated. You were getting dizzy from the blood loss and couldn’t keep up your form.

He looked worried but focused his attention on your ex who was looking for you. Hizashi took this chance and used his quirk on your ex. The screech knocked your ex back and he was blown away by the force of the attack. His eardrums felt like they were exploding and they rang loudly. He crashed onto the ground, blood dripping from his form.

Hizashi called the police and an ambulance arrived to take you to the hospital. His voice comforts you while you were waiting for them.

“It’s okay baby. He’s not going to hurt you anymore. I’m here now. Please don’t cry. I’ll make this up to you. I swear it.”

Your ex was arrested and taken away and your injuries weren’t too severe considering what you went through.

Never before have you seen Hizashi so upset before. He was lucky the villain was just some punk who got into a fight with some men. He became worried when he saw his car was still there and you were nowhere in sight. The sounds of an explosion caught his attention and he went after it.

Hizashi helped you through your recovery and helped encouraging you to move forward in spite of what happened. If you’re not happy, neither is he.

He’ll text you more frequently, even though he did that enough before. Calls you to hear your beautiful voice.

One time Hizashi gave you the most heartfelt statement you’ve ever heard in your life.

“You’re a real hero, ya know? You were brave enough to tip the police off to stop your ex and you even saved me from him! No one’s braver than you are! I love you 3,000!”

You finally let out a small laugh and hugged him closely. This is why you love him so much!

I hope you enjoyed this! This is a special treat for all of you~! If you have any suggestions for me to write, let me know! FYI I might not do all suggestions. But if I get inspired by one, I might just have to write it! Thank you!

[blue-honeycomb]

Escape Artist: Prologue [Aizawa x Reader]

Sorta reader insert, but not entirely. It's complicated. Either way, let's see where this takes us.

Masterlist

Prologue | Part 1

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Anyone would expect something as unnatural and intense as interdimentional time travel would have a lot of prompt and circumstances surrounding it, but the reality of it wasn't quite so complex. See, one moment she was sitting on her living room couch playing lazer pointer with her kitten, then she blinked and found herself on her ass in an alley. A clean alley, granted, but decidedly not her couch.

The short of it was that she'd somehow ended up in Japan, several hundred years in the future and in an entirely different dimension laden with superpowers and acid trip worthy mutations. Her only saving grace was the 'quirk' this new place saw fit to gift her with.

It's called 'The Gamer', and as anyone who's not been living under a rock for the better part of their life can guess, it basically gives her the perks and abilities of a videogame character. Namely, for her most immediate needs when she'd first arrived, the ability to function optimally without food, water, sleep, a toilet or even hygiene. For a woman who's suddenly found herself homeless, helplessly displaced and legally non-existent, it was truly the greatest boon this world could have given her.

So she wandered the streets, aimlessly but just put together enough thanks to her quirk to not draw unwanted attention. She found the language option about five hours after she'd arrived, and that helped a lot with just about everything. As did the subtitles option for any signs she came across, because, as she learned quickly, a audio-based translation system only works if words are spoken.

Other than those few changes she'd made to help her function in her new world though, she didn't think too much about her quirk and its implications while she grieved the loss of her family and precious fur-babies. It wasn't that she wasn't capable or able to, but rather that she just wanted to put her thoughts in order before she set up her life in the new place. Having the ability to coast through life on the minimal certainly gave her the option to.

That changed, however, three days into her displacement when she came across an unexpected variable to her plans- or lack thereof.

She'd been walking through the parts of the city with a more active night life to avoid any awkward question as to her nightly wanderings, when she'd heard a commotion in the alley over. Normally, she'd have ignored it all together or even steered clear of the sound to avoid conflict, but be it luck or fate the alley the noise came from was wide and bright giving her a glimpse at to it's secrets.

A young child was attempting to get into a dumpster, successfully perched on stacked boxes in order to reach the lid but lacking the strength to get the lid up. Honestly, it was quite pitiful and she couldn't for the life of her understand how a child could be so blatantly roaming the streets without having drawn the attention of near every adult walking by. But somehow there was indeed a homeless child trying to break into a dumpster and adults walking by not ten yards away. So she did what she'd assumed any good person would do in just such a situation.

"Do you need help, little one?" She asked with a warm smile, calling upon her years of customer service and babysitting experience to brighten her expression and pitch her voice to its sweetest, softest tone.

The child cast a startled glance her way before stilling and watching with barely contained suspicion as she stopped no more than 3 meters away. This close, a few things about the child's situation began to become clear to the woman.

His clothes were dirty but still in good condition, so she concluded he must have only recently become homeless. He was small, possibly even too small for his age and that's why he looked younger than he probably was. There were dark lines below his eyes that were too solid to be painted, so she concluded it must be one of those oddities everyone seemed to possess in this world. It was the half healed bruises that really caught her attention though. Simply put, the boy was littered in them from his lined cheeks to his filth covered hands.

Something dinged twice in her ear, but she chalked it up to some unseen mechanism in any one of the electric-based oddities scattered along the alley walls. It wouldn't be the first time something built after her time had left her confounded or startled out of the blue.

The stare off continued for a few moments until the boy suddenly begun to glow blue from the lines on his face and under his clothes and bolted down the alley faster than her eyes could track. He was there and gone before she could even blink, only the faint shifting of misplaced air left in his wake.

And that was that. Or at least, it might have been for anyone else.

It was as she was about to head back for the main road that something dinged again.

It took her longer than she'd like to admit to figure out it was coming from her quirk.

[New skill aquired: Observation]

[Congratulations! By aquiring your first skill you've passed the tutorial level. You now have full access to all of your quirk's abilities, including 'Stats', 'Skills', 'Bio', 'Inventory', 'Perks', 'Equipment' and 'Storyline'. Good luck, Gamer!]

And so, her life in this new world truly began.

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Week 2

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In all her years as a law abiding citizen in her former world, she never thought she'd become a career thief (Well, burglar, but she doesn't care much for technicalities). Then again, she never thought she'd end up with such an OP power either. Like right now walking around a darkened grocery store in the middle of the night, alarms flashing but completely unconcerned as she stuffs her inventory with food, drinks and any little nicknacks that might be useful.

With the ending of the tutorial came the swift realization that though she didn't need to eat to survive, the use of her quirk drained her energy reserves and that eating and drinking were the quickest- maybe even only- way to replenish them.

Her [Environmental Awareness] skill detects the approach of a hero (like, actual hero with powers and everything) and in the span of a heartbeat she's cast in the muted grays of her ID creation. She simply walks to the window, busts it open with a bat from her inventory and carefully slides herself from the store with minimal fuss, ever mindful of the broken glass.

Then she walks away, down a empty street void of life and color. Far away from the store she'd just robbed and the hero who'd come too late to stop her.

And just like that the underworld's newest villian, The Escape Artist, strikes again.

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Week Three

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The glowing boy was in the same part of town as he'd been when she'd first seen him, if a bit more out of the way this time. It took time to find him though, because the little shit was fast as a jack rabbit when startled and just as mean, but she eventually managed to get him cornered. Well, cornered was a strong word for what she'd done. More like followed him until he whipped around and glared her down like an unimpressed alley cat.

He glared, she offered food. The rest, as they say, was history.

He was the first, but he was far from the last.

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Month 2

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"You can have another one you know." Escape Artist said softly, holding out a still steaming meat bun to the skittish child standing a good five feet away from her, eyeing the food hungrily. The evidence of his first was still on his fingers and face, but evidently one just was not enough this time.

She'd had this child come to her before. Not to live with her as many of the other children she'd come across did, but simply because he knew she'd feed him if he just stuck close enough after her bi-weekly raids. He didn't have a name as far as she could tell, or more than likely does but just won't tell her, so she just refers to him as the Feral Grimlin. Which would have been funnier if the rabid little creature understood a single thing she said.

Not because he didn't understand his native language, but because she couldn't speak a lick of Japanese and apparently her Language options is a one way deal. Something, unfortunately, she didn't find out until she was asked where a karaoke bar was by some random drunk. After she'd pointed and told him where she'd seen one he'd given her a disgruntled expression, called her a 'damn foreigner' and then walked away in a huff. Not fun, but better than it could have been. It had simply been the first time she'd talked to someone who hadn't run away the moment she'd opened her mouth.

The child stared her down with his slitted, pale gold eyes, the length of his pointed ears pressed flat to his skull as he crept forward a step before stopping. In a moment of inspiration, Escape Artist pulled another bun from the rapidly depleting pile, offering both to the feral child.

His eyes lit up at the sight, before he seemed to remember himself and leveled her with a less than intimidating glare. He looked more like disgruntled kitten than anything and she had to fight not to chuckle.

To her left her first ever adoptee gave an unimpressed snort, mouth still stuffed with meat bun and gray eyes just as suspicious as ever as he eyed the gold eyed child with vague condescension.

She cast the little brat a sideways glare, equally unimpressed by this attitude as he was with the Grimlin child's. That moment of inattention was all the Feral Grimlin needed to dash forward and swipe the buns from her hands though, vanishing away into the dark a heartbeat later.

The gray eyed boy huffed a laugh, the lines across his face and body glowing faintly with each burst of sound that escaped him. His recently washed hair gleamed with the light too, pulled tight into a ponytail that flashed blue against the lamplight.

She smiled, still a little off put but not as much as she probably should have been. He was a little shit, yes, but he was hers and she loved the pint sized bastard too much to ever really be mad at him for long.

It was the first time in a long time she'd felt so shamelessly happy.

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Month 4

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She stole a child for the first time. Or, more specifically, she saved a child from being stolen by stealing her from whoever it was who'd been in the process of transporting her to some unknown location. In short, Escape Artist's world seemed now to revolve around who was the better thief and sometimes the consequences was another mouth to feed.

Luckily, one trip to the local police station later in ID mode and a brief appearance in the waiting room to plop the confused, sugar-loaded, sticky-faced child into the nearest chair and Escape Artist's part was done. Thankfully, with one less mouth to feed to go with the seven others waiting at home (plus about 3 other feral shitheads who lived elsewhere).

That was the first child she'd ever stolen, and that day the villian Escape Artist, the uncatchable thief of petty goods, earned the beginnings of a different reputation all together.

That child was the first, but she was far from the last.

And this is when the story truly begins.

[foxy-lisard]

Aaaahh, I’m so sorry for the delay! But, hey, at least I managed before the deadline. Really sorry, though, life has been kicking my ass in a multitude of ways.

Anyway, here is my @bnhanewyearsfanfictionexchange gift for @jeanscigarettes ! I hope you’ll like it! I went with the Fantasy AU bc Fantasy AU is good shit.

“What do you mean ‘the dragons have returned’?” Momo finally looks up from the book she was reading to look at her conspiracy theory loving friend. “They are extinct. The last one has been killed by your-”

“By the prick, yes.” Shoto sighs, his leg bouncing. “I have seen the proof, though. The woods are more alive than ever. The dragons have returned.” He pushes his own book to her over the table. She raises her eyebrow before picking it up and reading the page it is open on.

“Shoto, I know you would love this to be true…” She puts it down again after a minute, having read it already. “But it’s such a small chance, it barely even exists. And yes, I know a small chance is still a chance,” She continues before he can jump in with his favorite retort. “but why risk your life? You’re safe here, you can practice your magic all you want, you have books and comfort.” She lists some of the positives of living in the big city.

“But what if I don’t want that?” He stands up from his chair and walks to one of the many windows in Momo’s personal library. “What if I want adventure? Excitement? And a big fat finger to that prick, for everything he did?” He turns around to show her the ice rose he made. “For Touya, Fuyumi and Natsuo.” The rose disappears in steam as he clenches his hand around it.

She bites her lip before nodding. “Alright. But I will come with you, to ensure your safety.” He softly chuckles in response, making her frown. “You know I can fight. Being with two will always be safer than just one.” She places her hand on his shoulder. “And who knows? Maybe I can find out some new things while out there.” She smiles.

“Fine. Thank you, Momo.” He returns the smile, looking out of the window again, at the forest he can just barely see over the city wall. “I was planning to leave tomorrow morning. Will that be long enough to gather everything you need?” In response she simply nods, retreating back to her chair.

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“I told you something like this would happen! Multiple times!” Momo hides behind a tree, peeking out for a second before hastily pulling her head back, an arrow sticking out from the bark where it just was. “I hope you have a plan, because I’m out of potions.”

“I do.” With a swift movement Shoto is up in the tree he was hiding behind, looking out over somehow unsuspecting assailants. With a deep breath, he spreads his hands out in front of him, and a fine mist spreads over the clearing before it suddenly freezes, a thin layer of ice over everyone but him and Momo, although he could feel the cold spreading over fingertips.

“Shoto!” She catches him as he falls out of the tree, dizzy and exhausted. “That was extremely risky and unnecessary! If you wanted to do something like that, you should’ve just done it from the ground.” She sighs, feeling his temperature. “You’re lucky I have the right herbs for this…”  She mutters as she searches through her pouch. “Here.” She shoves something disgusting in his mouth and holds it closed. “Swallow.” She commands, and with a shiver he does.

Almost immediately heats spreads throughout his whole body, fighting off the dizziness, although the exhaustion remains. She helps him up and he gags. “What was that?” He croaks out, thankful for the water she offers him now. He carefully takes a few sips, sighing as it washes away the taste. “It was absolutely revolting.”

“Your own fault for doing something so reckless.” She wipes her hair out of her face. “I suppose we will need to move camp again.” She gestures to the frozen ground and ice statues that are technically people. “Well, at least this time I didn’t get stabbed.” She grabs her bag from the ground and pulls Shoto along without even waiting for any kind of reaction from him.

They walk through the forest, trying to find another clearing while animals settle down around them for the night, or wake up to hunt. No matter how far they walk, or in what direction, there is no other clearing. Momo opens her mouth but shuts it again when another voice rings out. “I’d fucking freeze if I were you.” It’s calm, but there’s a hint of danger in there, even if the obvious threat would be ignored.

Shoto clenches his fists as he reaches for his magic, warily looking around. With how dark it is by now, he can barely see anything, so he decides to do something risky. Again. He sets his hand on fire and lifts it above his head, shining its light around them. “Who goes there?” He calls out, eyes narrowed.

The fire on his hand dies out and a sudden empty feeling makes him stumble, falling to the ground when someone pushes him during that. “C-careful, Kacchan! You don’t know what they can do…” Another voice joins the first one, to the right.

“Shut up, Deku.” The first one – Kacchan? – scoffs as he places his foot on Shoto’s back, pushing him further into the dirt. “Aizawa is watching them, and I’m a fucking king, it’s not like these weaklings can do anything to me.”

Weaklings? With a quick move, Shoto has Kacchan pinned beneath him. “Not every mage relies on magic.” He lowly hisses, preventing the man beneath him from being able to breathe probably, although it doesn’t seem to bother him, if the feral grin is anything to go by.

“Not everyone who seems human is human.” Is shot back and within a second he is back on the ground again, this time on his back instead of his stomach, giving him a bit more breathing room. “So don’t you fucking underestimate me, weakling.” The feral grin is even closer now, red eyes aimed at his own.

“Bakugo.” A third voice, tired and stressed. “Don’t do this again.” The man is lifted off of him and an older man with eyebags and stubble offers a hand to Shoto, which he takes after a second. Once he stands again, he looks at Momo, who is staring wide-eyed at a person holding her wrists.

“Shoto…” She meekly begins, her eyes finding his, a childlike wonder in there. “I think you were right after all…” Before he can reply, he is pushed away from her by the scruffy man. “Don’t be reckless.” She calls as she is pushed the other way by the redhead holding her.

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Shoto doesn’t know how long he’s been in this… cave. Cell. Whatever. He gets food and water, and he’s allowed in the sun every now and then, so he should probably be thankful, but it’s just so boring. Nothing happens and he hasn’t seen Momo in… God, what is it? A couple weeks? A couple months? Time is hard when it’s dark most of the time. He just hopes she’s alright. After all… She came with him to protect him. She’s in danger because of him.

As he’s musing all of this, the rock at the entrance gets rolled to the side, and after his eyes adjust, he can see the scruffy man who helped him up back when they got captured. “Bakugo wants to see you. Get up.” Once again, he is offered a hand, which he takes. As the man leads him out of the cave and through the underground tunnels, he can see people walking around, and someone around his age playing a song for some children with a soft smile. As he looks at her a bit longer, he realizes it’s one of the most famous bards of the continent, Jiro Kyoka.

Her gaze flickers up to meet his, and she gives him a wink as she mouths something. ‘Momo… alright’ is what he can understand from it, but it’s enough to let some of the tenseness seep from his shoulder. He doesn’t know why she bothered to do that, or how she even knows about it, but that doesn’t really matter.

A few seconds later he is pushed through a door into a big room with an oval table in the middle, a lot of chairs around it, but only one occupied. Messy blond hair, magic swirling around him like he’s stronger than any mage Shoto has ever met, and still the same feral grin as when he had him pinned. “Todoroki Shoto. Son of Todo-”

“Shut. Up. About him.”  Shoto narrows his eyes at the attractive annoying man. “I guess you’re Bakugo…” He trails off as his eyes wander around the room. “What is it that you want.” His voice is flat and emotionless as he looks at everything but him.

“I’m the king, yes.” He can hear the chair move and footsteps drawing closer, stopping right in front of him. “You should consider yourself lucky we didn’t kill you when we found out who you are. After what your father did to us…” A strong and warm, very warm hand grabs his chin and makes him look at Bakugo again.

“What do you mean, after what he did to you? The only time he-” Shoto cuts himself off as he finally really looks at Bakugo. Skin that’s not quite skin… Too warm… Red eyes with slitted pupils… The magic… “You’re… You’re a…”  He can’t quite bring himself to say it as his eyes grow wide.

“Yes, I’m a dragon, would ya fuckin’ keep up?” Bakugo snaps as he pushes Shoto to a chair. “Sit. I just want you to answer a few questions. Like, why the hell were you in my woods? What the fuck were you planning to do? Exterminate us?”

His mouth opens and closes a few times before he manages to speak again. “What? No! Of course that wasn’t my plan! I’ve never had anything against dragons!” He crosses his arms with a scoff. “I was wandering through the woods with Momo because I wanted to find and study dragons.”

“Study our dead bodies, no doubt.” Bakugo scoffs as he sits on the table instead of a chair, his fingers restlessly drumming on the table as small sparks shoot from them. “Oh, and don’t worry about your friend. Since she’s not considered a threat to us, she’s free. Well, kept under observation and not allowed in certain areas, but really just about as free as it gets.”

He glances away, slightly guilty now for snapping. Of course they would assume that he’d try to kill them, that’s what everyone does. And still… They hadn’t killed either of them… Momo was alright and Bakugo had actually bothered with telling him so… “I’m not like my father. He only cares for fame and strength. I… I’ve always just… been intrigued by dragons and the likes.” He softly admits. “So, when I heard rumors about the dragons having returned… Well, I had to take my chance.”

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“Shoto!” Momo jumps up from the chair she was sitting in, right next to the bard, and tries to tackle Shoto in a hug, even though he easily catches her and stays standing. “I’m so happy you’re alright! Did they give you a bodyguard as well? Well, I say bodyguard… But Kyoka just makes sure I don’t try to escape or kill anyone.” She softly laughs, her black curls bouncing as she moves.

As answer he simply points to the redhead who had led him here. “Oh, Eijiro.” Momo sounds a bit surprised to see the laid-back half-dragon right behind him. “I do hope Shoto doesn’t give you too much trouble, he can be a real handful.” She gives a teasing wink as she sits down again.

“Oh, he’s no trouble at all!” Kirishima is quick to reassure her. “Really, it’s kind of like being around Izuku. Just… a bit more silent and stand-off-ish?” He shrugs. “But Katsu asked him the questions a bit ago, and Hitoshi was using his magic on him, so he has the same amount of freedom as you, now.” He smiles, one foot bouncing a bit. “Oh, Kyoka, did you know? Neito and Hitoshi are now a couple!” He starts to ramble to the bard about the two and how it was a surprise, but Shoto is quick to ignore him.

He sits down next to Momo, rubbing in his eyes and feeling the skin around his left eye pull because of it. “I’m tired.” He mumbles. “Kirishima says it was ‘a bit ago’ but it has been at least 14 hours since then, and I haven’t slept at all.”  The evidence of this is how he doesn’t bother with pulling away when Momo pats his back carefully.

“You’ll probably go to a room, soon. Dinner should be ready in just a bit, and they either go back then, or they go and do something like training or reading. Their technique in fighting is really interesting to witness. One of them, Monoma Neito, can copy the magic of others, and he is really good at using it. Someone else, Shinso Hitoshi, is really good at controlling people.” She brightly smiles.

“None are as impressive as the king or Izuku, though. Izuku is kind-hearted, but incredibly dangerous. His strength…” She trails off for a bit. “And the king… He can make explosions with his palms in his human form, but in his dragon form… He is incredibly strong.” Her eyes show her wonder as she speaks. “Not even your father could bring him down, I think.”

“I sure hope not.” Shoto rolls his eyes as he sits straight again. “If he was, I would be long dead by now, with the training he put me through.” He runs a hand through his messy and now way too long hair. 

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Months pass in the castle, Shoto and Momo getting more and more freedom as time goes on. Watching people grow closer and form relationships, or watching them grow apart bit by bit until they break it off. By now, both of them are just as much part of them as anyone else born into the kingdom.

“Oi, Icyhot.” Shoto rolls his eyes at the nickname Katsuki gave him after having seen his magic in action. “What do you say we go for a walk, outside? You’ve been cooped up in the library for weeks, and no fucking way is that healthy.” It’s not like he’s given much of a choice when Katsuki grabs his arms and pulls him along, forcing him to abandon his books.

“You could’ve at least let me put them back.” He mumbles as he easily keeps up with him, his eyes wandering. “Now someone else will have to do it, and I won’t remember where I left off.”

“Oh, you’ll be fine, ya fucking crybaby.” Katsuki gently slaps the back of his head. “You’re just as much of a nerd as Deku. I don’t doubt that you’ll be able to find it within a minute.” Shoto glances down when a warm hand takes his own, surprised to see Katsuki holding his hand like that, for no reason. “Anyway, I wanted to show you something.”

They walk in silence for a few minutes as Shoto just enjoys the fresh air and sun on his skin, noticing how Katsuki stares at him for a bit every so often, but not commenting. Slowly, they go higher up the mountain in which the biggest part of the castle is, until they reach a beautiful viewing point. “Is this what you wanted to show me, Katsuki?” Shoto softly asks, his eyes wide in wonder as he takes in the nature around them.

“It’s part of it.” The unusually docile blond sits down on the grass as he stares at some point in the distance. “But yes.” He doesn’t look when Shoto sits next to him, although bi-colored man could swear he saw the slightly pointy ears twitch a bit. They sit in silence for a while, enjoying the clouds and dragons above them, the sun shining on their skin and keeping them warm. “The other part…” Katsuki softly begins after a while, turning his head so he is looking at Shoto, “was this.” He leans closer, and, after peering into his eyes for a second, kisses him.

It’s just a peck, really, but it’s enough to shake Shoto’s entire world. “I- I…” He stammers as his face starts to be the same color as the left side of his hair. He tries to say something more, but all that ends up coming out is some incomprehensible words as he tries to process it. Katsuki kissed him. Katsuki kissed him. Katsuki kissed him.

Apparently satisfied with the reaction, the dragon king leans back again, focusing his gaze on the sky. “I’ve wanted to do that for a while now, you know?” He admits. “The way you look when focusing on your magic… Or when you try, and fail, to kick my ass… It’s hot.” He grins as he briefly looks at Shoto again.

“I- what?” He tries to make sense of what’s happening, but he doesn’t come very far before he is kissed again, this time longer and deeper. “K-Katsuki…” He softly murmurs as they break apart. “I- what do you mean with all this?”

“Isn’t that obvious, Icyhot?” He softly laughs as he runs a hand through the bi-colored hair the other sports. “I love you. And I wanted to do better than Momo confessing to Kyoka in that stuffy library… So, I thought I’d do it here. It’s beautiful here… But of course, it’s nothing compared to you.” He grins at the splutter he gets in response.

“You… love me?” Slowly a smile starts forming on Shoto’s face as Katsuki nods, and he leans closer. “I love you too.” And then it’s his turn to kiss the other.