#Always funnnnn

[bee-sidebranch]

Artficer and Five Pebbles (Wizard AU), Attack NO.22, Artfight 2024

@wormheamer they are going to commit crimes

summoning circleeee

corrupted imave of summoning circleeee

[weirfq1]

[primordial0riginator]

I need to play more Hades <- girl who spent all of last night playing Hades

[yichens]

"your top 15 favourite tv shows can say a lot about your personality!"

thanks for the tag jaz @hyperbolicgrinch ♥

i refuse to put my children in any type of order, so this is not my top 15 but just 15 shows that i love and that bring me comfort

Vice Versa

The Journey Across the Night

The Blood of Youth

Theory of Love

Bad Buddy

My Country: The New Age

The Lost Tomb Reboot

Mysterious Lotus Casebook

3 Will Be Free

You're My Sky

The Eighth Sense

Blueming

Never Let Me Go

My School President

Sense8

there would probably be a ton of others that are older ones and that i have forgotten for some reason but these came to my mind rn ♥

tagging: @dengswei @jimmysea @mooninagust @wanderlust-in-my-soul @nongnaos @i-got-the-feels @thasorns @kexing ♥

[enbetweeen]

Three of Swords

[inkykeiji]

im stealing your music taste from ur song titles >:)

do it!!!!!!!!! i really gotta get on making a new spotify or like,, transferring my premium to my other account so i can share my playlists with u all :((

if you want touya-nii in a single song, check out this one :)

[thecubes]

ugh i miss actively following f1 but i also dont need that added stress in my life

[luvmanifesting]

Some more manifestations

i manifested another trip to china i’ve been there before without using manifestation BUT IT WAS SO FUNNNNN AHH

plus i manifested a trip to singapore!!

for my finals i made sure the school would do something extremely fun after it and none of the students stress out for the exams

a healthy amount of snow

never having to use internet or data anymore so my phone is always working

my phone battery stays at 100 ALWAYS

unlimited storage on my phone

princess treatment every where i go, trust me in china and in singapore i felt like everyone was worshiping the ground i walked on

some more beats + making them more comfier to lay down with

never getting anymore headaches from blasting music in my ear

A BIRKIN BAGGG (sorry if i spelt it wrong)

my whole family being safe no matter where they go + their phones always stays on 100 no matter what.

being like a professional babysitter (i love taking care of kids) 😞

BEING A GREAT COOK (i always was but like i just felt like i needed to be better)

BYEEEEE :3 i hope this encourages you to keep manifesting and that you’re limitless

[hedwig221b]

Please please please tell me we get size difference with Sterek in the baby trapping? I adore how you always write stiles being small compared to Derek. It makes me feral

Size difference gang, make some NOOOIIIISEEEE LET'S FUCKING GOOO 🔥🥵

I love size difference kink in sterek, like, I GET IT in canon they're the SAME height but LET ME HAVE FUNNNNN

Especially if it's abo... It's the entire point, people. So, to answer your question: yes 💗 Derek is currently manhandling his omega left and right

[buntanteen]

svt fic recs list <3 - boo seungkwan birthday edition - sfw ver.

summary: for seungkwan's birthday, 7 sfw reader insert fics:)

contains: sfw romantic content. majority is afab reader

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

❥ fake dating seungkwan - @xinganhao

nAWTTTTT me giggling and blushing while reading this in my workplace breakroom before my shift?? the established friendship? the compliments? subtle flirting? tHAT FINAL EMAIL OOFJKFB?!?! "i was ready to do all of it, only because it's you" kwANNIE the man you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee efjkbd

❥ SEUNGKWAN BOYFRIEND HABITS - @odxrilove

oH LAWDDDD the idea of ~shy~ seungkwan?? and he's so bashful he has to hold hands under the table to calm down?? mY BABYYYY😭😭 ALSOOOO?? PEELING👏FRUIT👏?!? (as someone who actually did use to bite my nails and is trying to take better care of them, this hits close to homeee :,3)

❥ being MCs' together and falling for each other - @babyleostuff

OKAYYYYYYYYYYY but like, being MCs with kwannie would genuinely be the most fun time everrrrrrr...bUT THE ADDITION OF ROMANCE ARGHVKBKJ (the cheek kiss aKSJFBD)

❥ bf!seungkwan thoughts - @boorines

(note: a hintttt of spice but nothing explicit!) KICKING MY FEET AHHHHHHHHH TO BE ADORED BY BOO SEUNGKWANNN 🥺(pls dude, give me one (1) chance) the physical touchieeess~ i can SOOOOOOOOOO imagine a lil stern pout when he tells you off for not taking care of yourself AHRHGDFB

❥ bf seungkwan headcanons - @etherealyoungk

romantically being with him would be like being with the most supportive bestie ever 🥹omggggg he'll give you everything and anything nghrfvkjk gimme this boyfriend nowwwwwww

❥ big spoon, little spoon - @wheeboo

AM I CHEESING SO BAD I THREW MY PHONE?? NOOOOO WUH NEVERRRR *screeches* ...they're...THEY'RE SO SOFT WITH EACH OTHERRRRRRRRRRR 😭😭😭

❥ strangers to enemies!seungkwan - @xinganhao

THE FIC THAT GOT ME INTO READING MORE KWANNIE FICS HEHEHEHE~ i think it is so sillyyyyy and funnnnn arhgbvkfj

bun note: happy birthday my birth month twinnnnnnn!! i adore you so muchhhh~ you were my og bias wayyy before i got into svt. i always get tearful when i think about you because of how much you mean to me and how much you mean to the world. you own so much of my heart :((( i hope you're able to spend your birthday and 2025 well~

[starbuck]

okay, update:

i have now created a spreadsheet that breaks down 2024 week by week and allots time for 28 books and 104 films, all selected very specifically and carefully for the purpose of both gaining knowledge and personal enjoyment.

will i actually stick to it? who knows! but having a schedule will absolutely help to keep me focused and on track with what i am trying to do.

various thoughts:

i would like to have a significant other

i would like to develop my personality a bit more before meeting a significant other

i should wait until after top surgery before even considering seeing anyone bc i’m gonna be much happier and more confident after that

i want to know my local area better

i NEED more pretentious local friends who are willing to experience new things with me in my local area

i need to read and watch and listen to and DO more and i have the time to do it now, so i need to make it happen

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 & 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

Warnings: swearing, nsfw included (no one under 18 please).

a/n: ghoap is my favourite ship but I always want to be involved so this is fanservice and ... self insert. Anyway, enjoy!

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

God there is so much I want to say!!! I want to read more ghoap x reader. It's so funnnnn. Anyway, please enjoy - if you have any suggestions or prompts I would be more than happy to answer them &lt;3

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿

・You were in a relationship with Johnny long before Simon entered the picture

・Johnny had made you absolutely swoon for months, but you were too hesitant to do anything about it. Your insecurities held you back.

・How could someone as gorgeous as this man, nay, god, even look your way.

・But he was looking your way, and crushing so bad that you were all he could think about.

・You found a lot of solace in each other, swapping phone numbers and texting constantly. Johnny's first message was: "heyy bonnie, how'd ye day go? ❤️"

・It took you nearly an hour to reply because all your brain could do was short circuit

・But over the years you became friends, then lovers, moving in together. All while he was still going on missions.

・He took you to meet his family after 3 months of proper dating, and he was so proud to show you off.

"Aye this is she!," he said (yelled) presenting you to his large family. (They didn't believe you existed).

・Your relationship with Johnny has always been based on honesty and humour. You know you can rely on him for anything, even if he can be a bit fookin' cheeky.

・Johnny had told you about his teammates (once he realised you were the person for him).

・And you quickly noticed the way he would speak different about his Lieutenant. Simon Riley.

・A crush...

・You had no issue with it. Crushes were normal, and you knew Johnny was faithful. You also knew Johnny was much to apprehensive to do anything with Simon.

・But one day, when you were picking Johnny up on the tarmac, after a grueling 3 months away. Simon watched as you ran into Johnny's arms. Kept watching as he spun you around, buring his face in your neck.

"Johnny..." you whimpered, pressing soft kisses all over his face.

"Aye, it's me bonnie. Couldn't get rid of me if you tried."

・Tears were in both of your eyes and Simon had to close his own. Swallowing a lump down his throat.

・After you and Johnny had left, Simon stayed in his car for upto 2 hours. Staring out the frontshield window. Confused as fuck.

・How could he fall in love with a person he'd never spoken to? In his deeper, most inner self, he knew he loved Johnny too.

・And when he arrived 'home,' he shucked off his clothes and stayed in the shower. Sitting, letting the water mix with his tears. He would give anything. Anything, to be with you both. But he knew that was ridiculous.

・Surprise. It wasn't ridiculous.

・When you got home, instantly you brought up Johnny's superior.

"Eh, wha' about him, bonnie?" Johnny asked suspiciously, opening the fridge door.

"He likes you."

All you got in response was an eye roll.

"Johnny," there was something in your voice which made him look at you.

"As a ... teammate. As a friend, aye. Yes. Not as anything more."

"I like him too," you cooed. Walking over to the blue-eyed Scotsman.

・He smirked, grabbed your waist and pulled you close, "don't go pryin'."

・You went prying.

・But didn't have to go too far, because Simon was never too far away.

・You bumped into him many times, both with and without Johnny.

・It all came to a head, when your car stopped working and you needed a ride home.

・Simon was more than happy to help.

・Johnny nearly fainted when he opened the door. His partner and his teammate stood in the doorway, a cheeky - almost sheepish smile on yours.

・No matter how hard Simon tried to leave, you made him stay ... and stay he did. You made his tea perfect on the first try.

・Always a dog pile when it's time to go to bed. Arms and legs are splayed over whoever. You might start in the middle but by the morning you're completely on top of Simon while Johnny uses your bum as a pillow

・It took 6 months for Simon to move in. And he brought Riley with him as well. Your cats weren't too happy about that ...

・It's a silent agreement that no one uses the boys' call signs. It's always their real names or pet names.

・Simon and Johnny like to keep their work away from their home life as much as possible.

・On deployment, Johnny and Simon have both agreed that home with you is their solace. You are their person.

・And speaking of being on the same task force; you made Johnny and Simon sit down (with their favourite beverages) to talk it out. Sometimes they wanted you there, other times you knew they needed to be alone.

・But encouraging communication made both men a lot less scared to express their feelings. Even if you could be quite ... aggressive.

"Look, Johnny...it's uh, hard to say... but-"

"No, no, I ken what ye mean-"

"Ah! Let him say it Johnny!" You yelled from another room.

Johnny sighed, blushed and sat straighter in his chair.

"Uh. Yeah well," Simon started to sweat. This was worse than an interrogation.

But before Simon could finish, Johnny just bellowed out in a very gruff Scottish accent, "I love ye Simon Riley!"

And Simon never thought he would feel as elated as he did in that moment.

Until you rounded the corner, sat on Johnny's lap and blushed. "We, love you Simon Riley."

・And you pushed a black box over to him.

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

Would Die For One Other

You (And Johnny) Fell First, But Simon Fell Harder

"Hey can I have a…" (You) x "Yes. Whatever it is. Yes." (Johnny)

"You wear the pants in this relationship" (You) x "oh I wish, I cannot control you at all" (Simon)

The Moon (Simon) and His Star (Johnny)

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Soulmates Sometimes Come In Threes

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

The Tour by James Newton Howard

Skyfall by the Midnite String Quartet

Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon

(yes there are multiple songs because this relationship deserves it)

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 No one under the age of 18 past this point, makes me feel weird if you read it.

・Might be a bit of a shock, but Johnny loves to dominate Simon. Especially when they're deployed.

・You gave them the green light to be intimate whenever they wanted, especially when on deploment. But both Simon and Johnny agreed it wasn't the same without you. (Actually makes them feel sad and guilty.)

・Trying new things in the bedroom is something that you and Johnny really enjoy. Simon is more of a calmer, more sensual lover. He doesn't like anything too hardcore.

・He wants to make love, not fuck goddamit!

・You know how couples love going to the farmer's markets on the weekend? Yeah well you and Johnny love going to sex shops.

・Dildos, vibrators, strap ons, nipple clamps, different types of lube...

・Both Johnny and Simon like to be pegged.

・And Simon likes eating ass

・Simon isn't very comfortable with public sex, so you never push him to. But Johnny is all for it.

・You and Johnny love riling Simon up. His stoic demeanour almost triggers you two to make him blush.

・No one can remember how this started, but when both men are at home and it's night ... you start a stripping party. But whatever song it lands on; you HAVE to strip/dance/perform to it.

・It took a while for Simon to even participate, but once he saw how open Johnny and you were, he couldn't resist.

・The first time he joined, the song that he had to strip to was, "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child

・He wasn't so enthusiastic but with a bit of encouragement, he blew your minds'.

・Simon ended it by throwing Johnny and yourself over his shoulders and marching you up to the bedroom. Both you and Johnny laughing your assess off, and pinching Simon's backside.

[poltergeist-404]

Uh... Rip my notifications. How do y'all even find me that fast...?

Anyway, since we're here. Alil introduction:

About us:

•Hello, y'all can call me Cyd. He/they or anything you wanna call us_ we don't mind.

•20 years of rotating around the sun, so y'all will definitely catch some suggestive artwork on my blog. But fear not, for we will properly tag n censor everything.

• Anti-harassment

Or profic whatever the westerners wanna call it. It's more of a "don't like, don't look" situations for us. AND WE JUST DRAW WHATEVER TF WE'RE FEELING AT THE MOMENT _doesn't matter what it is, we're just here to make art n have fun, provide the supplies for those who enjoy it.

So feel free to block us if you dislike the content we make or just stay for the non problematic piece or simly enjoy the art

🚫 We absolutely don't tolerate any form of harassment toward anyone and everyone.

• May have dead dove content here and there. Again, we'll CW n tag things properly.

• I'm in multiple fandoms and a multi shipper w specific taste lol...

🎱✋Currently obsessed with GF.

And for people who are curious, we love the Stan brothers. When it comes to "shipping"_ we love em both platonic and romantic. We just like the food.

‼️ Don't freak out if you are scared that you accidentally liked "a proshipper" artwork. We, once again, have proper tags for everything. So just enjoy yourself here if you will.

Or not! Blocking me is always an option.

∆ Have funnnnn ∆

[elliesglock]

no but in all seriousness what they have is so rare and so beautiful like i could cry. they really went through everything with each other and no matter where they stood relationship-wise they were always there for each other. oh i need a GUNNNN

to go through that much, especially after today like people seeing that azzi is ALWAYS gonna be there for paige. not just supporting her but uplifting her times where it's hard. that's a gf. that's a woman who loves the woman she's with. i am so proud of them for being so open tonight not even for our benefit but to be able to take that weigh off their shoulders and have funnnnn w their relationship 🥹 im so sensitive rn. i keep thinking about little baby pazzi wondering if they could ever make it work and be together perfectly, it worked out babies ☹️☹️☹️

[averygaycat]

thanks for the tag!!!

crying for rain - minami

villain - teniwoha

rabbit hole - DECO*27 (i listen to the will stepson one though hehe ^^)

unravel - TK from Ling tosite sigure (i listen to ADO’s cover of it though lmao)

lo-fi - tom cardy

tag time!!!!

@gamergal-ds @gabrielgba @cloudshrouded @void-of-nothing @tofufoxvivi @ghostlybassoon @gentlethemthief @waza8163 @lizardbytheriver @ollies-moving-castle @agentwaffle @thatautisticlesbian @ratboi07

✨ Put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers

HAII GAB!!!! Thanks for te ask.

Bangers: Something Different (derpcat), Digital Silence (peter mcpoland), Bang Bang (k’naan warsame), Ship in a Bottle (steffan argus), Thats Life (frank sinatra)

Now these aren’t my top five, just some that came to mind. Not sure if my followers really want to be tagged but here goes…

@cattypult @quixoticornithologist @deep-space-lines @ponderous-tomes @kneedtime @sillyman-justgoofy @ohsanide

Only 7, but I hope they say hi :)

[harlowsbby]

Sideways

summary, just messing and playing around with Jack something funnnnn.

It was another boring Tuesday afternoon Jack and You didn’t really do much today you both took the time to clean up around the house and overall enjoyed one another’s company.

It was around five in the afternoon when Jack decided to come and bother you. You were sitting in your shared bedroom catching up on a few missed shows when Jack decided to ask you a very important question.

A question that you didn’t really feel or believe was important but according to him he needed to know that answer to it as soon as possible.

“Babe, if you were to cheat on me how would you do it?” He bluntly asked.

“What? Why are you even asking me this question Jack.” You were no longer interested in your show all of your attention was fully on Jack.

“Because I seen this guy tell his girlfriend the same thing on tik tok so I decided to ask you.” He stated.

“Also because the guys asked their girlfriend and they all said they’d never cheat on them even if they got the chance.” Jack added on.

“So I wanted to see what you’d say.” He bit his lip nervously.

You would never cheat on Jack not in a million years but you’d be a fool if you didn’t use this as an opportunity to mess with him.

You smirked and shrugged your shoulders. “Do you really wanna know?” You teased. “Yes so tell me.” He urged.

“Well since you’re always gone and out and about I’d wait till you’re out of the house and probably at the studio.” You started off and Jack sat up with his arms crossed over his chest.

“Go on.” He stated with his eyes squinted slightly.

“And then I’ll text him and let him know like it’s safe for him to come over.” You said.

“What would you do with him?” Jack asked.

“Well first of all before I can do anything I’d take the little Google camera we have and put it in the bathroom and then turn off the lights so you’d think I was sleeping or something.” You bit the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from laughing.

Jack couldn’t believe what he was hearing it was almost as if you had this already planned out because to him it wasn’t making any sense how quick you were coming up with your little plan.

“I don’t think I’d do anything with him in bedroom because I feel like that’s a bit disrespectful.” He chuckled.

“Oh so you wouldn’t think already having him in the house wasn’t disrespectful enough?!” He huffed.

You rolled your eyes at him. “You wanted to know what I’d do so be quiet and listen.” He huffed but nonetheless sat back and let you finish.

“I’d take him to the couch and you know I’d let him take me to pound town for a few rounds or at least till you texted me letting me know you were on the way back home.” Jack’s jaw was to the floor at this point.

“Wow that’s insane babe.” You giggled and raised your arms in defense.

“What?” You laughed. “You wanted to know what I’d do so I’m just telling you what I would do!” You defended yourself.

“Yeah but it’s just the fact that you didn’t even have to think about anything or any of it? Maybe you’ve already been cheating on me.” You smacked your teeth.

“Jack, as if I’d cheat on you besides you’re the one that’s always away I’m sure you’d have more time to cheat on me.” You stated. He shook his head at you. “No I wouldn’t.” He said.

“Okay so you answer the question if you were to cheat on me how would you do it?” You asked him.

Jack shrugged his shoulders and you watched as a small blush of red and pink creeped up on his cheeks. “Honestly I would.” You grabbed the pillow and smacked him with it.

“You wouldn’t do shit because I’d beat your ass and I’d beat her ass.” You barked back and Jack’s eyes widened.

“What? That isn’t fair how come you got to say what you’d do and I can’t?!” He yelled. “Because I can but you on the other can can’t.”

Jack went to say something but he knew it was best just to shut his mouth. “I swear I can’t deal with you.” He mumbled.

“Hmm you dealt with me yesterday I’m surprised you went all them rounds.” You teased and Jack smirked. “You trying to go a few more right now?” He asked.

“Yeah but only if you’re down to do it on the couch I kinda want my little cheating fantasy to come true.” You laughed as Jack smacked his teeth and removed himself from you.

Jack looked at you sideways before standing up and making his way upstairs it was safe to say he was beyond done with this conversation.

“I’m done I can’t with you.” He stated and made his way downstairs you laughed and followed after him.

You made sure to make it up to him that night and let him know that there was no room for any other man in your life but him.