#Andrew Butters

[kristipetersenschoonover]

My 8-minute flash fiction “It Can’t Rain All the Time” free on SUDDEN FICTIONS PODCAST!

Hello, all! Been a while because I’ve been buried (as usual). So…what happens when your fortune cookie only gives you bad news? Find out in my flash fiction, “It Can’t Rain All the Time,” now available on the Sudden Fictions Podcast. It’s beautifully read by Richard B. Wood, and it’s an eight-minute listen. Here’s the direct…

[dvrcos]

Personally, I’m a firm believer that Neil Josten loves buttered popcorn jelly beans

[senseichaos]

What do you all want more of in my writing? In terms of fandoms, that is.

[lonelypep]

so since the plagiarism video came out i’ve been binging hbomberguy’s video discography in my free time and it’s been a fun ride!

the culmination of this all would have to be yesterday night, where i had a dream that i had a lightsaber battle with andrew wakefield.

[mitskihost]

that scene in ted lasso season 3? where roy kent turns up to jamie's house at four in the morning and demands he train with him???? and then a few days later jamie buys the same headlamp thing so these football obsessed assholes can run together in the dark??????

kevin day and neil josten have lived so many lives

[amymarchapologist03]

ronan lynch is a little bitch boy for that peanut allergy

[mmmthornton]

We really could've had it all back in S6, huh?

[nicnavarrocage]

Ignore the title

(SEIZURE WARNING)

[gregmarriage]

succession’s way of characters dropping horrible tidbits of information into casual conversation/scenes where something horrible happens and it’s implied this isn’t the first time, will never not fuck me up

[jhsharman]

Terms of endearment

AND --

Version 1 seems plausible. But Cartoon Network is not an "object".

[bailesona]

“  ah!  you  must  be  sybil,  then.  welcome,  do  come  in,  just  mind  your  step,  alright?  there  was  a  minor  incident  with  some  eggnog  earlier...  “          not  him,  of  course.  but  who  would  he  be  to  land  his  better  half  in  such  an  embarrassing  introduction?  better  to  leave  the  culprit  as  a  vague  mystery,  then  reveal  their  identity  at  a  much  later  stage  in  their  budding  friendship  with  sybil.  an  arm  extends  to  keep  the  door  open,  his  other  hand  outstretched  to  accept  her  coat  and  outerwear.  ramsay  moves  behind  him  with  swift  and  silent  speed,  brandishing  a  baguette  and  several  varieties  of  fresh  herbs  while  henri’s  disgusted  scoffs  erupt  from  the  kitchen.          “  now,  now,  gentlemen,  let’s  at  least  pretend  we’re  civil  adults,  shall  we?  sybil,  my  dear,  would  you  care  for  a  drink?  or  perhaps  something  to  eat?  henri  won’t  be  serving  anything  just  yet,  but  etienne  has  been  sneaking  out  platters  of  hors  d’oeuvres  for  the  last  hour,  so  we  won’t  starve  yet!  make  yourself  at  home,  we’re  far  from  a  fancy  household.  “

@sugcrwrites​ liked THIS POST for a family holiday dinner starter!  ( and the locations of the other muses are in the tags if sybil wants to mingle!! )

[inspectormonroe]

10.56 Butter Wouldn’t Melt

[senseichaos]

Thinking about writing more dilf South Park content.. or like maybe dilf Andrew??? I can imagine it, lmao. I love dilf butters personally but I kinda wanna do some dilf Creek x Reader or like dilf Pip x Damien... Or maybe dilf MICHAEL (have you seen his post covid design?? Omg)

Anyway, thinking about doing more dilf content. My favorite will always be butters but also that's a given, sooo

Lmk if ur interested in dilf stuff!

[derekconway]

10.56 Butter Wouldn’t Melt

[animalcuckllective]

Tbh I get worried people won't like my cupcakes because they aren't very sweet, but so far everyone who's had them say they're good. Someone once said my cupcakes were savory in a good way once lol

[kingandrewburnap]

A truly cozy interview.