#( MUSE: R. JONES. )

[bailesona]

richard is even MORE of a dilf now :D

" ...i feel like i ought to defend my husband's blushing, stammering, utterly adorable outrage, but i didn't marry him for his brain, that's for sure. "

" says the bloody moron who didn't get wordle ONCE this week. "

[enigmaticvariation]

I have no time to draw right now but I need to draw jughead so fucking bad, I miss him.

[bluedrcvm]

And………..We’re back! #PovertySZNOver. Shout out to the real ones who held me down while I was on the mobile struggle. I’m still here, but a little wiser now, #IykYk ! Anyway, I have only three muses this time. I’m investing everything into EVE GLASPIE, DENALI DELANEY, & SATIVA SAYERS . I love them. They're my complex babies. Underneath the cut, you will find some important information about them. Please like this post if you want to plot. I promise I’ll message you.

Eve Lyra Glaspie

| 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘-𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 | ● Born March 5, 1997 in Drayton, NC. Pisces 🌞 ● Aquarius 🌙 • Scorpio ⬆️. She spent the first twelve years of her life in the hoods of Drayton, North Carolina. The move to the suburbs of Athena, Georgia happened when she was thirteen years old. She spent all of her adolescent years in Georgia. She transferred from GSU to LSU when she was twenty years old, the beginning of her life in Belle Vie, LA.

| 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 / 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑 | ● Eve is a self-proclaimed old soul. Her musical influences stem from the way she was brought up. She spent a lot of time with her grandparents. They played a lot of Anita Baker, Barry White, Al Green, Aretha Franklin, and Roberta Flack. Her parents were more into Aaliyah, SWV, En Vogue, Prince, UGK, Erykah Badu, D'Angelo, Mary J. Blige, TLC, Whitney Houston, Outkast, Jill Scott, and Michael Jackson. Eve was a part of an R&B group with former friend Sylvia Vaugine and one of her best friends Princess Whittaker. The group was called Nu Soul. Sylvia was dubbed the best performer, Eve was the soulful aspect, and Princess was the glue that kept it all together. They had two hits that charted on Music Now's R&B Charts. The biggest being a cover of TLC's Baby-Baby-Baby that peaked at number five and the second being a cover of En Vogue's Don't Let Go, which peaked at number ten. Their only original song was called Through Enough and it was in the top 20 R&B charts. The group only released one EP that made a huge impact on black youth. Yet, social media was unfortunately the downfall of the young girl group as well. They disbanded after their short-lived success because of a petty feud. The girls went their own way and garnered solo success through their respective followings on social media. Eve has three million followers on Grampic, a million monthly listeners on Music Now, and 800K subscribers on VidMe. Aside from music, she's known for her unique fashion sense. She cites Aaliyah, Left Eye, and Naomi Campbell as her style icons.

SATIVA RAYANA SAYERS

𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗬-𝗦𝗜𝗫 | ● Born October 31, 1997 in Liberty City, FL. Scorpio 🌞 Scorpio 🌙 Cancer ⬆️. She's the daughter of a woman who was known as "Mary Jane" around Florida. People gave her the moniker because she was well-known for selling weed to numerous drug dealers. Alongside Sativa's father, Mary sold narcotics. Cocaine and crack was sort of "average" They were her boyfriend's thing. Mary was the one who introduced weed to their business. What made her marijuana stand out among the rest was the potent THC and impressive structure. Everybody sold weed and coke around Liberty City back in the 90s and 2000s. But only one person was dubbed the queen of marijuana. That was Asani "Mary Jane" Jones.

𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗥 / 𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗩𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗥 | ● Standing at only 5'2 like her mother, Sativa's curves came from the same woman. Mary Jane faced struggles in a male-dominated industry. Certain men didn't take a 5'2 woman seriously. That's what her 6'2 boyfriend was for. He wasn't just a cocaine-addicted drug dealer. The guy had the muscles of a body builder. And the coldest eyes anyone had ever seen. Sativa's father was much more than a dealer. He was also an enforcer until the drugs took him all the way down in his mid 30s. He went from being addicted to coke to battling a heroin addiction in the late 2000s. Ironically, the latter formed while he was incarcerated on drug charges. By this time, her mother left the business. She was smart enough to invest in a barbershop that her younger brother ran for her. Sativa was close to her uncle and his wife. Matter of fact, her first job at the age of ten was sweeping up hair at his barbershop. She learned about unisex salons because of him. His wife worked as a braider who specialized in braids, twists, and locs. She taught Sativa how to braid and her uncle taught her how to cut. When Sativa was around fifteen years old, the aunt even let her do some of her clients' hair. The rave reviews made her want to pursue it professionally. She became sidetracked after high school because of a man. Much like what she grew up around, Sativa was attracted to drug dealers and gang members. Her most infamous boyfriend Draylon "Killa D" Johnson was a part of a gang on the south side of Liberty City. He was a few years older than her. Sativa was eighteen and he was twenty-three at the time. Draylon was in the midst of a gang war between two gangs. Bodies were piling up, blood was splattered on the streets. It got so bad that even cops avoided certain neighborhoods they knew was too dangerous for even them. The rumor was he was responsible for at least fifteen of those bodies. Sativa was blinded by her parents' love story. She wanted one just like it and got it with Draylon. He was flashy and unashamed of what he was doing. Draylon was showing off guns, money, and alluding to the killings all over Grampic. Sativa was in the background of a lot of pictures and videos, making people wonder who the girl with the "big ass" was. They started following her more than him and that's when their relationship got complicated. He became abusive and insecure. He wouldn't let her do anything. Sativa was even pregnant at twenty-one. A physical altercation led to a miscarriage. Still, she wouldn't leave him. They were very well-known on the urban side of Grampic, black youth being their primary audience. Unfortunately, Draylon wasn't allowed to redeem himself. He was killed in his late twenties by a younger member of the rival gang. He caught him "slipping" outside of a corner store. Sativa was only twenty-three years old when he died. The money he had stashed away, she used to relocate to Indiana and start anew. She went to beauty school to get her license and built her own unisex salon called "Cultivated Hair"

DENALI ROBYN DELANEY

𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗬 | ● Born June 30, 1993, on the north side of Villemore, MD. Cancer 🌞 Libra 🌙 Pisces ⬆️ The product of a north side love story. Her parents were teenagers who fell in love in the late 80s. The story begins when they were both fourteen in 1989. They were attending high school during the time when Washington, D.C. was declared "The Murder Capital" Villemore was just thirty minutes away from the Southeast region of Washington, D.C. The high murder rate stemmed from the crack epidemic plaguing the DMV area. Her own father's mother had fallen into temptation, trying crack in 1987. She became addicted to the drug. Her father always said that he was both a "motherless" and "fatherless" child because of the abandonment. Her mother came from a different kind of family. Perhaps because she came from a mixed background. Her father was Jewish and Italian. Her mother was Afro-Latina. She grew up wealthy. Her father owned local laundromats, and her mother worked in the medical field until her retirement at 45. Denali's father was Black and Irish. He didn't know his Irish side well because he was many generations after his great great great grandfather, who was Irish. By the time he was born, his bloodline was mostly Black.

𝗦𝗧𝗬𝗟𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗧 | ● When she was growing up, Denali could remember people commending her mother on her looks and fashion sense. Her parents didn't let a teen pregnancy stop them from pursuing their dreams. Denali's father played college football. He was one of the players who received money from drug dealers who wanted them to win games for profit. Gambling on college games was big in his era. A career-shattering injury ruined his chance of going to the pros. He worked a normal 9-5 until the 10's. His alma mater offered him a coaching job. He worked as a defensive coach, eventually working his way up to head coach. That's been his job since 2019. Her mother is a homebody. She does arts and crafts, including blankets and seasonal wreaths. She sells them online. They're the complete opposites of what they were as teens in the late 80s and early 90s. Denali would say she got her style from her mother. Don't confuse the recluse for the stylish diva of the 90s. Her mother is more modest at 48. She doesn't care about keeping up with trends like the 90s babies she gave birth to. She lived in the era, attended Freaknik, wore the big exaggerated hairstyles, the booty shorts, etc. Denali modeled a lot of her image after her mother. She rose to prominence through social media. She was one of the first women to blow up on Grampic. Her college years were all over Blurbs and Grampic. After realizing she could make serious profit from the internet, Denali took it seriously. She has made claims that Grampic paid off her student loans and bought her first foreign whip. Denali started working as a stylist to the women of the WABA at the age of twenty-six. It started with one reaching out then came a viral outfit, and the rest was history. The AFL decided they needed to be more "hip" and "inclusive" Thus, the reason teams started hiring more minorities who were social media savvy. The Commanders, under new management, hired Denali to be a style consultant to a few of their young ballers who had an impact on the youth.

[cxdemistake]

—Time slips away!

Burn out, don’t fade!

Dance on my grave!

I will never be them!—

Indie multimuse, multifandom blog.

Canon and OC muses present

Currently mobile-only

Semi-selective, semi-active

Open to asks and messages

More info (link to OCs, list of canon muses, writer info, and rules) under the cut.

OC Links

*Note: A few characters’ appearances/voices have changed, so make sure to check out the tags on the blog. OCs are tagged with “; (name)”— for example, my character Myarel is tagged with “; myarel” (no quotations).*

Canon Muses

*Note: Many of these muses aren’t listed on my muse page due to being unable to update said page from my phone. Muse tags vary. Some are tagged with fancy tags but I may switch between those and regular tags. They’re listed here in alphabetical order by fandom.*

**Edit: I’ve also marked which fandoms/muses are most active. Very active fandoms will be bolded, semi-active italic, and dormant/needing some time before interaction are regular text. I’ll also put an asterisk after new muses/muses I haven’t played yet. I beg that if a fandom isn’t bolded or italicized that you discuss it with me before sending something in or making a starter— I have a lot of muses and it takes time to get into the swing of new ones when I’m not in the right mindset!**

The Arcana: Asra Alnazar*, Julian Devorak, Portia Devorak*, Faust

American Gods: Mad Sweeney

Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Auditore da Firenze*, Aveline de Grandpré

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko*

Back 4 Blood: Karlee*, Evangelo*

Baldur’s Gate 3: Astarion*

Boondock Saints: Murphy MacManus*

Call of Duty: Simon “Ghost” Riley*, Johnny “Soap” MacTavish*

Chappie: Chappie*

Columbo: Lt. Frank Columbo*

Dead Island/Riptide: Sam B, John Morgan*

Detroit: Become Human: Connor, Markus*

Dirty Bomb: Vassili*

Disturbed (band): The Guy*

Dream Daddy: Damien Bloodmarch*, Robert Small*

Dying Light: Kyle Crane*, Rahim*, Karim*

FNAF: Cupcake

Hazbin Hotel: Alastor, Angel Dust, Charlie, Husk, Lucifer

Homestuck: Gamzee, Calsprite

I, Frankenstein: Adam

Into the Badlands: Baron Quinn*

Jet Set Radio Future: Yoyo*

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Jonathan Joestar*, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo*, Josuke Higashikata*, Giorno Giovanna*, Jolyne Cujoh*, Caesar Zeppeli

Kingdom Hearts: Axel

Left 4 Dead 2: Ellis, Nick

Marvel: Nightcrawler*, Moon Knight*, Eddie Brock/Venom*

Monster High: River Styxx*, Operetta*, Frankie Stein*

The Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington*

Obey Me!: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo

Onmyoji: Yasha*, Hiromasa*, Susabi*

Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jack Sparrow*

Portal: GLaDOS

Red Dead Redemption: John Marston*, Arthur Morgan*

Rise of the Guardians: Jack Frost*

Skullgirls: Valentine

Stardew Valley: Shane*

Steven Universe: Garnet*, Ruby*, Sapphire*, Sunstone*, Sardonyx*, Rainbow Quartz 2.0*

Spiritfarer: Gwen*

Suicide Squad: Diablo

Undertale/Deltarune: Papyrus, Sans, Susie*

Until Dawn: Chris*

The Village: Ivy Walker

Walking Dead/Fear: Negan Smith, Daryl Dixon, Morgan Jones, Shiva, Victor Strand*, Qaletaqa Walker*, Crazy Dog*

Warframe: Excalibur Umbra*

Warm Bodies: R, M

What We Do In The Shadows: Nandor the Relentless*, Viago*, Vladislav*

Info About The Writer

Hi! I’m Alistair— you can call me that, or you can use my username for pretty much everywhere else, TheetyPie/Theety. I don’t mind either way.

I’m a trans guy, I use he/they pronouns. I’m panromantic/asexual, and I’m 27 years old.

I have 3 cats, they’re my babies. I also (as you can tell from above) have a lot of OCs, and the number is still growing. I want to turn my ideas into a bigger creation someday, still not sure exactly where I want to go with it.

I do more than write. I do art, I like video games, music, and just collecting stuff. Current obsessions are Monster High, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, makeup, crystals, and jewelry.

Rules

The most important: I do not RP smut. In the past I’ve used the fade-to-black method, but I’m not entirely comfortable with that with most of my muses.

In the same vein, DO NOT FORCE SHIPS. I love ships as much as the next guy, but I would prefer to discuss it first, or for us to agree on it. It’s cool if your muse has a crush, totally fine— mine get crushes all the time! But make sure if you want to ship, we discuss it first.

In a similar vein to that one as well, no god-modding/powerplaying. If your character is strong, an immortal being, or whatever, cool! I have some of those too. But there should always be a limit. Don’t say your character is moving mine unless we’ve talked about that. Attempt to move them. Usually I follow along as long as boundaries aren’t pushed.

Don’t kill or seriously injure my muse without permission. Fights happen, of course, but again: discussion. I’m up for threads where my canon muses are injured or killed, but not where it happens to my OCs, unless we’re getting into a backstory and another OC that’s already deceased dies. Non-serious injuries are alright to come out of nowhere with, but if it’s a first meeting, I’d prefer to plot it out.

I’m semi-selective. I’m kind of particular about who I follow and who I thread with. I prefer us to be mutuals to thread, but you don’t have to be mutuals to send me things.

I’m very bad at keeping up with people. If you message me and I don’t respond, it’s usually bc I’m shy, I forgot, or I’m busy with work. It’s not you, I promise. Usually I don’t message first bc I’m nervous.

Back to shipping: I’m also multiship. Usually my ships are in different universes, unless discussed with all parties beforehand. The exception is a few of my OCs that are partnered together— ask about their availability. I love random ships, just talk to me about them!

I love duplicates of my muses. Whether it’s “x meets self” or I find someone I share a muse with, I love RPing with just about everyone. Please don’t hesitate to reach out if we have a muse in common!

One of my other most important statements, not really considered a rule, but it’s still important: if you want to know something about any muse, canon or OC, please tell me— ask or message me! I haven’t been able to write down a lot of info about any of them because I’m on mobile, but I will infodump for you if you need/want to know something. I love talking about my children, they’re precious to me.

If you send something in or make something for me when we haven’t even spoken, I might not feel comfortable responding. I’m very shy and nervous about not having any discussion beforehand. 😭

If there’s anything I left out or you need to know, just ask!

[aliteraryprincess]

Twenty Books Challenge, Part 2

Hypothetically, you are only able to keep 20 of your books. Only one book per author/series. So what books are you keeping?

I was tagged by @the-forest-library. Thank you! I’m opting to do it in two parts because I wanted the chance to reuse some old photos I’ve taken of the individual books (and tumblr only allows ten pictures per post–booooo!!!). Here are books 11 to 20. You can find the first ten here.

11. Different Seasons by Stephen King - This is a collection of novellas contains an absolute favorite book of mine, The Body. It’s extremely sentimental to me, and I’ve owned this copy since I was in middle school. 

12. A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara - This is just another of the best books I’ve ever read that I need to reread. 

13. Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister by Gregory Maguire - My brother, Robert, gave this to me when I was definitely not old enough to read it. It’s always been a favorite mine, and it’s particularly special to me now because Rob passed away in August.

14. Wintersong by S. Jae-Jones - This is probably my favorite fantasy book. I just love it so much and can’t be without it.

15. Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine - This is one of my absolute favorite fairy tale retellings. It’s such a joy to reread. Plus I’ve had this copy since I was young, so I’m quite attached to it.

16. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke - This is another of my favorite fantasies. The worldbuilding is spectacular, and it is absolutely worth keeping and rereading.

17. Among Others by Jo Walton - Another wonderful fantasy that I want to reread. What I especially love about it is that it’s a love letter to the fantasy genre, and it includes a bunch of things I love: books, boarding schools, and fairies.

18. The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale - Another of my favorite retellings that I like to go back to periodically.

19. The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien - This is a childhood favorite of mine, but this copy has also been in my family for a few generations. It originally belonged to my mom and my uncle when they were kids, then it went to my brothers, then it went to me. It’s falling apart, but I absolutely would have to keep it!

20. The Brontës by Juliet Barker - This is my favorite work of nonfiction. It is the definitive biography of the Brontës, and there’s just so much information in it! Plus I got my copy at the Brontë Parsonage Museum on my first visit. It has a stamp inside to prove it! 

I have no clue who else has done this, so sorry if you already have! I’m tagging: @dauen, @ninja-muse, @moderngothicbooks, @bookcub, and anyone who wants to do this!

[sleepsentry]

I saw your “Muse” rendition of Bill and Ford for the first time a few months ago and it’s had a chokehold on me ever since. I fuckin LOVE your style I love how organic and, like, round(????) everything is,, I love your colors I love they way you draw the way faces pull and smush with expression I love just scrolling through your acct

Thank you! That "roundess" you're talking about is probably a product of me growing up with French/Belgian comics from the 1960s to 1990s (they where my dad's and grandparent's).

I loved how animated everything looked and I would try and incorporate some of that dynamism into my art.

Thanks for leaving a message! I'm very glad some of my stylistic inspiration is visibly paying off. :]

Feel free to skip the info dump below.

INFO DUMP:

They have a very dynamic and exaggerated style that is used in serious or silly tones very effectively. It works well for both and I always appreciated the more flexible attitude to tone and contents that they had, it didn't feel as sectioned into demographics as American or British stories often where.

There was no "child" or "adult" style, at least not as obviously. There where stylistic differences and tonal differences, but not as strict. Obviously I wasn't reading the stories with war and death and guns in them, there was a "kids section".

There are a lot of different series out there, but I mostly read the older ones we already owned.

There where a few series from the 2000s we had issues of but most of the "modern" comics I read where from old comic magazine issues from the early 2000s to the early to mid 2010s.

I grew up on a lot of the "classic" series:

My dad and grandparent's tastes clearly preferred the more comedic or light-hearted stories.

There where more serious stories, that where very Indiana Jones, Lupin the III, James Bonde, and other cis/hetero/male power fantasies.

Globe trotting, paternal colonial undertones, two French guys in the 70s to 90s writing about very serious issues as the backdrop of their stories.... you get the idea. --r----a----c-----i-----s-----t----

[OK so I've tried making this post ten times now and it's not been saving to my drafts. The only reason I can think of is me mentioning the "dated" elements of the older stories in their "less than kind depictions of women and minorities." Yep, changed the wording and it saved just fine. :/]

These stories where predictably shitty in that sense, in a very casual way, rather than being incredibly hateful or loud about it. An alternative flavour of horrible?

Lots of inaccurate and harmful caricatures.

On a completely different note:

If these stories where more well known in America this Z guy would be a tumblr sexy man.

And Gaston LaGaffe would be a tumblr sillyman: He's very cute. ^^

Neurodivergent King. :]

First character that made me understand what a "man" was, in a way that made sense to me.

[a-strange-inkling]

I'm shadowbanned I can't reply to posts and maybe this won't go through but fuck it.

Your musings about Daisy Jones AU are funny xD I get it, I respect, and I agree lol Maybe people actually want a 1970-rock-band AU not the exact Daisy Jones AU, but there is one out there already. But since this is fanfiction you can use the same prompt anyway with different stories and twists.

Whether you want to write it is up to you. I'm on my seat anyway.

I see you!

Daisy Jones spoilers below FYI

Someone commented on my late night ramblings about the AU concept that the various stories in DJATS just don’t lend themselves well to hellcheer and that perfectly sums it up for me. It is such a frustrating series, it gave me HIMYM flashbacks with the convient wife death and kid’s blessing and everything …which I just hated. Honestly, I still stand by the only thing close to hellcheer in the mini series is Eddie R pining quietly for Camilla. I just can’t blend something that makes me so angry with something I love so much.

However the vibes and the aesthetic, absolutely mesmerizing 👌✨ Sam Claflin has never been hotter, too bad I hated him with a white hot rage of a thousand burning suns throughout the whole thing lol

A 70s Rock AU WHERE!? 👀👀👀

Maybe someday!! I have quite a lot of other projects on the burners, but that is definitely an idea I’d like to come back and explore! Toss the narrative and keep the vibes!

[dr-demi-bee]

Username Song Game

Tagged by @abysskeeper. 🥰 This was so hard to pick! I am a music junkie with eclectic tastes and this gave me flashbacks to notes games on FB in high school lmao

[Rules are simple: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people!]

BEHOLD! My immaculate taste in music. /s

D: Devils Plans Dominic Lewis, Charles Jones

R: Ruled by Secrecy Muse

-: 11:11 p.m. All American Rejects

D: Dead! My Chemical Romance

E: Elanor Rigby The Beatles

M: My Type Saint Motel

I: I Want to Break Free Queen

-: 10 Things I Hate About You Leah Kate

B: Buttercup Hippo Campus

E: End of Beginning Djo

E: EP. 4: Important Ian McConnel

I took creative liberties for the em dashes, and just picked songs that start with non-alphabetical characters. I only ever BOOP anyone who wants to play along. Because the rancid urge in me calls to boop and boop again, but I am afraid, so I try to keep it under control. 😔

[bailesona]

“  teddy!  how  wonderful  to  see  you  again,  son;  how  are  you?  freezing  cold,  at  the  least;  come  in  out  of  that  blasted  snow...  “          a  combination  of  blazing  fireplace  and  a  recent  measure  of  the  good  whiskey  lend  a  rosy  hue  to  his  cheeks.  a  jovial  arm  swings  around  the  lawyer’s  shoulders,  and  pulls  him  heartily  into  the  warmth  of  the  apartment,  nudging  the  door  shut  behind  him  with  a  neat  kick.  who  would  have  thought?  that  some  years  ago,  all  it  would  take  was  the  shared  need  for  legal  advice  regarding  adoption  and  the  laws  attached  to  the  process,  and  voila.  the  jones  family  gained  another  member.  beaming  at  theodore,  he  pats  away  a  few  errant  flakes  of  snow  from  his  coat,  and  then  gestures  to  the  various  open  doors  that  stem  from  the  entrance  to  the  apartment.          “  you  know  everyone,  i  daresay.  well,  almost  everyone;  ramsay  and  alison  just  started  working  with  us,  and  aisling  has  recently  taken  in  another  three.  i  think  you  may  have  met  gabriela  outside?  she  was  putting  more  drinks  in  the  snow  bank.  why  use  ice  cubes  when  mother  nature  has  us  sorted,  eh?  come  on,  let  me  take  your  coat  and  you  can  go  warm  yourself  up,  alright?  “

@bastardsculs​ liked THIS POST for a family holiday dinner starter!  ( and the locations of all the other muses are in the tags if teddy wants to mingle!! )

[whimsicallyenchantedrose]

Christmas Reruns 2023 Day 4: A Pirate's Christmas Carol (1/2)

Christmas Reruns 2023 Day 4: A Pirate’s Christmas Carol (1/2)

Merry Christmas if you celebrate it and happy holidays if you don’t!  One of the things I love about Christmas is watching reruns of all the old classic Christmas movies–Christmas is a big time for nostalgia.  A few years ago, I decided to incorporate that tradition into my fandom life and post my CS holiday reruns.  So here you go!  Enough holiday (mostly) fluff to get you to New Year’s Day. (With a new story posting on Christmas Day.)

Rating: G

Word Count: 2517

Other chapters: 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32

Note: This fic was written in 2016.  At the time, it was a “future fic”, but now it’s more of an “alternate” canon fic.  A Pirate’s Christmas Carol (pt. 1 of 2)

Killian admired the Christmas tree from his perch on the couch.  The colorful lights shown to full effect in the last hours of the night when all was still and dark and silent.  Tomorrow was the feast of Christmas, and Swan and the lad were so excited they could barely contain themselves.

Killian had to admit he was curious about this Christmas holiday.  What an odd tradition to bring a tree into one’s living room and decorate it with lights and colorful baubles of all kinds!

The Swan-Jones family had spent a pleasant Christmas Eve with the Charmings.  He and Swan were both strangers to the love and joy of family, and so the traditions of the season were both foreign and delightful to them.  It warmed Killian’s heart to see the incandescent joy on his wife’s faces as she watched her parents open the gift she’d selected for them.

It was all he’d wanted for such a very, very long time—to be with the one he loved, to belong to a family.

At least it was all he’d thought he’d wanted…until the day some seven months past when Swan informed him that he was to be a father a month into the new year. 

To say he’d been elated at the news was quite the understatement.  The thought of having a child of his own was a dream he’d long since despaired of realizing.  He loved Henry as his own son, of course, but there was something fitting and beautiful about creating a new life through the True Love he shared with Swan.

Killian reached for his flask, lying on the end table.  He took a long sip and waited for the burning liquid to calm his frazzled nerves.  Swan slept peacefully in their bed, their unborn son nestled warm and peaceful inside of her, but Killian found sleep eluding him on this Christmas Eve night.

He was happy about the approach of his little one’s birth; of course he was, but he was also bloody terrified.  What did he know about being a father?  His own father had been a piss poor example of what a parent should be.  Killian knew his faults; knew he had a tendency to let emotions rule logic, a tendency toward impulsiveness.  Would he prove to be as much of a disappointment to his son as his father was to him?

The thought made his stomach turn.  Raising a child with Swan—this was one adventure he could not stand to muck up.

Killian had no idea how long he sat there worrying about his inadequacies as a father, but eventually the twinkling lights on the tree and crackling of the fire in the hearth lulled him into an uneasy sleep.

~c~s~c~s~c~s~c~s~c~s~

“Wake up, Little Brother!” someone said as a gentle hand shook Killian’s shoulder.

“Leave off, Liam!” Killian said sleepily…before the shock of what he’d just said—what he’d just heard—penetrated his sleep-fogged brain and woke him completely.

“Must have been dreaming,” Killian muttered to himself, rubbing his eyes with his good hand.  Likely the day spent with family brought his own lost brother to mind.

A deep chuckle interrupted his musings.  “It’s not a dream, Killian,” came the very definite voice of Liam Jones.  “I’m quite real.

Killian turned, staring open-mouthed as his beloved brother, the man he’d personally seen move on to his eternal reward, took a seat on the opposite end of the couch in his and Swan’s living room.

“H…how are you here, brother?” Killian croaked, too shocked even to feel the intense joy he knew would hit soon.

“Technically speaking, I’m not,” Liam said cryptically.  “I’m nothing but a shade, a ghost if you will.  Your distress has not gone unnoticed.  I’ve been sent to help you, to be your guide of sorts.”

“My guide?” Killian asked, brow furrowed.  “I’m afraid I don’t follow, Liam.  My guide to what?”

“Your past,” Liam said, getting to his feet and extending a hand.  “You could call me your ghost of Christmas past.  Come.  I’ve much to show you this night.”

“But, Emma…” Killian said as he got to his feet as well.  “She’ll worry if she wakes to find me gone, and in her condition—you’re to be an uncle, Liam!—I hesitate to cause her any more distress than is absolutely necessary.”

“Fear not about that, little brother,” Liam said with a gentle smile.  “Your wife and babe will be quite well while we’re gone.  I can promise you they won’t even know you’re gone.  Take my hand.  Do you trust me?”

“Always,” Killian said, finally taking the proffered hand.

Killian suddenly felt weightless, as though he’d taken flight.  He looked down and saw the world below him spin away, as though he were moving faster than the airplane Swan had convinced him to board on their honeymoon.  Were he being guided by anyone but Liam, he’d likely have called out in fright, but he’d spoken truthfully.  He knew he could trust his beloved brother to have his safety and best interest at heart.

Killian had scarcely the time to wonder where they were headed before he and Liam landed gently right in the middle of a jungle.  Killian’s heart dropped to his stomach.  He would never in his life be able to forget this place.

Neverland.

He turned betrayed eyes to his brother, but before he got the chance to reproach Liam, a full regiment of Lost Ones whooped and hollered as they tore through the forest…stopping just outside Baelfire’s cave.

“Pan’s waiting for you,” the leader, Felix, called into the opening of the cave.  “He’s ready to play.  Are you ready to play Baelfire?  It’s not wise to keep Pan waiting.”

Killian stepped forward, hand fisted, hook raised, but before he could confront the psychotic bullies, Liam stopped him with a hand to his sleeve.  “They can’t see or hear us, brother.  We merely watch events already transpired.”

The thought was surreal…but not nearly as surreal as watching himself, fully attired as a pirate, complete with vicious scowl and finely sharpened hook bound onto the scene and step between Baelfire’s cave and the Lost Ones.

“Not today, mates,” the Hook from the past growled, raising his signature weapon threateningly.  “You’ll have to do without Bae for your sport.”

“Think carefully, captain,” Felix snarled.  “It’s unwise to cross Pan.”

“I’ll take my chances.” Hook said.  “Now return to your demon master, lest you feel the bite of my hook.”

Felix looked as though he wanted to argue further, but then his eyes fell onto the sharpened hook.  Evidently deciding he didn’t wish to go up against the infamous Captain Hook, the Lost One turned away, motioning his followers to do the same.  “You’re going to regret this Captain.  Pan will not be pleased.”

Hook watched until the Lost Ones were out of sight, and then gave a sharp rap to the stone surface that functioned as Baelfire’s front door.  A moment later teenage Bae came into view, looking as though he didn’t know whether to thank Hook—or to go off on him.

“Thanks,” Bae said finally. “Thanks for making them leave.”

Hook waved off the thanks, reaching up to scratch at the spot behind his ear.  “It was no trouble, lad,” Hook said.  “Things may have gone…badly…at our last meeting, but I wish you no harm.  I wish to ensure your safety while we are trapped on this accursed island.  It’s what your mother would have wanted.”

Bae shot him an inscrutable look.  “How can I trust you?  Just yesterday you let the Lost Ones take me from your ship!”

Killian reached into his bag and pulled out a large pastry.  “I mean you no harm, Baelfire.  I never have.  Please accept this cake as a token of my commitment to protect you.”

Bae continued looking at Hook, mouth set in an angry line, but finally he nodded ever so slightly, reaching out to take the proffered gift.  “Thanks,” Bae said

Killian felt a tap on his shoulder, and he turned back to look at Liam.

“Come little brother,” Liam said.  “We’ve yet one more stop to make.”

~c~s~c~s~c~s~c~s~c~s~

Killian felt the soaring, speeding sensation once more, and when he came to a stop, he found himself in the Charmings’ loft.  He looked around and saw himself and Swan seated together on the loveseat, their hands entwined.

“Now if you need anything, anything at all don’t hesitate to call.  If you can’t get ahold of me, you can always call your father at the sheriff’s station,” Mary Margaret said, agitation clear in every fiber of her being.  “Oh I hate leaving like this!  If I didn’t still have Christmas shopping to do, I’d never go, but…”

Emma got to her feet, went to her mother and patted her shoulder.  “Don’t worry, Mom!  Killian and I will be fine.  Little bro will be just fine with his big sis.”

“And though I might not have as much experience with newly born babes as one might wish,” Killian said, standing and putting an arm around Emma, “I look forward to spending time with the little prince.  No harm will come to your lad while your daughter and I are caring for him.”

“Besides,” Emma added.  “It’s Christmas Eve!  Even the Snow Queen wouldn’t dare attack on a day as magical as today.  Go!  Enjoy your shopping.”

Snow looked unsure for another moment, and then she nodded, giving first Emma and then Killian a hug.  “I won’t be more than an hour.  And don’t forget!  Call me if you need anything!”

“Goodbye, mom,” Emma said, gently steering Snow toward the door.  “And don’t rush.  Killian and I are excited about staying with Neal.  Enjoy yourself!”

With one last worried look back at them, Snow finally left the apartment.

Killian smiled as he watched the hour unfold.

“Pleasant memory, brother?” Liam asked.

“Aye,” Killian said, nodding to his other self, holding a sprig of mistletoe over Emma’s head and then leaning in for a long, slow kiss.  “As you can see the first quarter of that hour, while the prince finished his nap, was spent in quite the pleasurable manner.”

“So it would seem,” Liam said with a sly grin.  “My prim and proper lieutenant brother has learned how to comport himself around the ladies.”

Killian grinned back.  “Aye, so he has.  Although this particular woman, my true love, never ceases to keep me on my toes.”

“As I said back in the Underworld, Killian,” Liam allowed.  “I was wrong about Miss Swan…or should I say Mrs. Jones?  Love quite becomes you, and I have my charming sister-in-law to thank for that.”

“More than you know, brother,” Killian said, thinking about the years of pain and vengeance he’d given up when he met Emma.

A cry shattered the tranquility of the apartment, and Emma pulled her mouth free from Killian’s with a groan.  “Guess someone’s up, and he doesn’t sound like he’s in the mood to be patient for his lunch.  I better go get him.”

Killian stopped her with a hand to her arm.  “Let me, love.  You’re far more expert at using the miniature heating box to prepare Neal’s bottle, and I’ve developed quite a fondness for your tiny brother.”

Emma laughed and pecked him once more on the lips.  “It’s called a microwave, Killian,” she said, moving in the direction of the kitchen.

“What a thoroughly illogical moniker,” he responded as he headed toward the little nursery off of the Charmings’ bedroom, the sound of Swan’s continued laughter following him about his task.

“Let’s follow,” Liam said, heading toward the nursery, “this is the moment I particularly wished to bring to your memory.”

Killian walked expertly to the cradle, reached in and maneuvered hand and hook beneath the infant, lifted him, and then placed him in the crook of his arm.  Neal stopped crying as soon as he was in Killian’s arms.

“There you are, my little prince,” Killian crooned to the child as he slowly walked back toward the apartment’s common area.  “Have you a smile for your Uncle Killian this afternoon?”

The little one continued peering up at his sister’s boyfriend, content but stoic.

“He’s too young to be smiling yet,” Emma said, coming up behind him and looking at Neal over Killian’s shoulder.  “Won’t start that for another month or so.”

“So it seems,” Killian agreed, turning his head to kiss her gently.

“Want me to feed him?” Emma asked, reaching out for the baby.

Killian sat back onto the couch.  “That’s quite alright Swan,” he said, reaching for the bottle, “I’d quite like to do it myself.”

“Suit yourself ‘Uncle Killian’,” Emma said, curling up next to him, laying her head on his shoulder, and reaching over to hold little Neal’s hand.

“Come, Killian,” Liam said, putting an arm around his shoulders, “it’s time we return to your home.”

A moment later, Killian found himself back in his own home, seated once more before the fire and the magnificent Christmas tree.  Liam stood before him.  Perhaps it was a trick of the light, but he looked less solid, less corporeal than before.

“You sense it, do you not, brother?” Liam asked.

“Pardon?”

“You sense that my time with you is nearly over,” Liam said.  “I’ve completed my task, shown you what you needed to see.”

“No!”  Killian said, getting to his feet, trying to reach for Liam; his hand went right through his brother.  “I’ve only just found you again.”

“I’m afraid I must go, Killian,” Liam said with a bittersweet smile.  “Paradise calls to me.  But brother, I know what’s troubled you this night.  I know your fears about your coming son.  You mustn’t be afraid; you will make a tremendous father. Until I see you again in the life to come, brother.  Farewell.”

And with that Liam faded gently away, his exclamations of delight the last thing Killian heard as his brother returned to his place in Paradise.

Notes:

–So this story is obviously based off of Charles Dickens’s “A Christmas Carol”.  That’s always been one of my favorite Christmas stories (and movies), so I thought I’d see if I could turn it into a CS story.  In this version, of course, the returning “ghosts” haven’t come to convince Killian to give up his miserly ways before he ends up dying miserable and friendless (and taking a one-way ticket south), but rather they’ve come to show Killian that he doesn’t need to fear his coming fatherhood.

–Up next:  Killian is visited by two more ghosts—one showing Christmas present and the other showing Christmas future. Will these ghosts—one a face very familiar to all of us, and one of them not—succeed in calming Killian’s upcoming fatherhood fears?

NEXT CHAPTER-->

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23 Books for 2023

Thank you @ninja-muse for tagging me! Here's 23 books I'd like to read in 2023.

1. How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix

2. Don't Fear the Reaper by Stephen Graham Jones

3. What Lies in the Woods by Kate Alice Marshall

4. The Narrow by Kate Alice Marshall

5. Nine Liars by Maureen Johnson

6. The Genesis of Misery by Neon Yang

7. No Gods for Drowning by Hailey Piper

8. Lost in the Moment and Found by Seanan McGuire

9. A House with Good Bones by T. Kingfisher

10. Katie by Michael McDowell

11. The Sundial by Shirley Jackson

12. When Villains Rise by Rebecca Schaeffer

13. The Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon

14. The Witness for the Dead by Katherine Addison

15. Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury

16. The Ruins by Scott Smith

17. Rebecca by Daphne Du Marier

18. The Archive Undying by Emma Mieko Candon

19. Red X by David Demchuk

20. Plain Bad Heroines by Emily M. Danforth

21. Dark Waters by Katherine Arden

22. Thirteen Storeys by Jonathan Sims

23. Babel by R. F. Kuang

So there ya go! It'll be fun to check back in a year and see how many I actually read lol

Edit: editing this post as I go!

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Bruce & Jennifer Masterlist

A Case of the Anti-Greens (ao3) - Panda365 T, 1k

Summary: Jen is having a rough day. Bruce decides to crash her place with a gift to cheer her up.

Beginnings, Quiet Strength (ao3) - purplesword T, 472

Summary: Bruce Banner would insist that Hulk is his only strength, that he himself is weak and unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Jennifer Walter's would disagree.

Cold Luck -BW 2021 (ao3) - Gamma_siblings G, 1k

Summary: Bruce Banner shows up freezing at his cousin, Jennifer's doorstep. Domesticity ensues for the pair as they see each other for the first time since Bruce's gamma transformation.

genius. (ao3) - flightofwonder N/R, 1k

Summary: She didn’t mind if he was Bruce now, as long as he was still him.

Going to Dayton (ao3) - pizza_dog T, 8k

Summary: Summer rolled up and the Pasadena heat was sweltering. Bruce changed the oil and filled the tank of his ‘85 Accord and set off for Dayton on a Sunday afternoon, intending to spread the drive thin over a week.

2,175 miles.

It was a fool’s errand of momentous importance. Revisiting the hallowed ground of his childhood as a man, and parentless at last, maybe it would be different. Maybe he’d feel in control of his fate; maybe he could put it all behind him.

(Bruce at 22. Comic backstory meets MCU characterization.)

hold out your hand, can you feel the weight of it? (the whole world at your fingertips) (ao3) - Binouchetruc G, 1k

Summary: Jennifer wants to play pretend with her cousin Bruce outside. There shouldn't be any problem with that game, right?

Like Timidity, Contagious (ao3) - Cleo the Muse (cleothemuse) bruce/natasha, bruce/betty T, 13k

Summary: Before the attack on Strucker's stronghold, Bruce received a letter from his Aunt Elaine, informing him that his cousin Jen was very ill. After the battle with Ultron, Bruce wakes up in his aunt and uncle's backyard.

Hulk is tired of Puny Banner running away from what matters to him.

Little light of love (ao3) - thebatman06 bruce/thor, patricia/jennifer, erik/t’challa G, 9k

Summary: This is based off of a tumblr post that talks of thor whisking bruce away from earth. It’s set after both films: Thor (2011) and Hulk (2003)

Out of Place (With You) (ao3) - flipflop_diva natasha/jennifer T, 1k

Summary: Bruce takes Jen to an Avengers party. It does not go how she expects.

Project Libra (ao3) - Gamma_siblings patricia/jennifer M, 19k

Summary: In order to save Jennifer's life, Bruce Banner gives her a blood transfusion turning her into the She-Hulk. Once Thaddeus Ross discovers Banner's blood is powerful he creates a team to capture the irradiated cousins.

Questions (ao3) - uminoko N/R, 680

Summary: Bruce babysits Jen. Jen makes important inquiries, but not the most important ones.

Same Monster (ao3) - orphan_account bruce/thor T, 2k

Summary: After returning to Earth, Bruce goes to visit his cousin when a case brings her to New York City. It doesn't go as planned.

Or, the one where Jennifer Walters becomes She-Hulk, Bruce feels guilty, and Thor is a good boyfriend.

Suits You (ao3) - Blizzard_Fire G, 1k

Summary: Jen takes Bruce clothes shopping for the Avengers party.

The Christmas After (ao3) - Gamma_siblings T, 2k

Summary: In an attempt to cheer Bruce up after his mother’s death his extended family surrounds him on Christmas. . ******************** Bruce and Jennifer are shown with the age gap found in the comics.

Ultra Vires (ao3) - Prochytes mary/jennifer T, 2k

Summary: Jen plastered on a smile. She was an attorney with super-strength, trying to land an influencer with super-strength, in the presence of a bored PI with super-strength, and there was literally no part of Jen’s life now to which you couldn’t just tag on “with super-strength”, and Jones was rummaging at the back of the fridge, in case she had been lied to about the beer.

fiat iustitia; ruat caelum.

Where Future Lies (ao3) - immortalbanner bruce/thor T, 7k

Summary: Bruce has only been back in New York for a few days, finding a lot of struggle with his past and what could lie ahead.

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▍ Face claim: Rupert Penry Jones ▍ Name:  Joseph Chandler ▍ Age: 34 (verse dependent) ▍ Gender: Male ▍ Nationality: British ▍ Birthday:  October 31, ▍ Sun Sign: Libra ▍ Residence: London, UK ▍ Marital Status: verse dependent, though also eventually in a relationship with @gentlemanstarkey ▍ Alignment: lawful good

L I K E S

▍ Drink: His go to drink is green tea, though he will settle for any type of it if the occasion calls and green isn't available. He also likes sparkling water, orange juice and shirley temples. If he's going to have an alcoholic drink, he will go with usually a pinot noir or a gin and tonic. he also likes a good scotch. but all occasions of drinking anything with alcohol are few and fair between. ▍ Food: sushi !! he'll kill you (not really) for some sushi, man. At home, seeing as how he is usually cooking for one, he will just eat freezer meals. Spoiler alert, they aren't that great. ▍ Day or Night: either. he doesn't sleep much anyhow. ▍ Snacks: junk food. candy bars and packaged pastries and the like. he's got a secret drawer in his kitchen that is his stash. ▍ Song: Him, Sam Smith. ▍ Quote: “Set the force that drove the criminal to the crime against itself.”, Discipline and Punish, Michael Foucault. ▍ Historical Character: John Keats. and also Copernicus ▍ Pet: nope. no way. absolutely not.

▍ Book: He likes poems and owns collections from some of his favorite poets, but hasn't read nearly as much since graduating university. ▍ Colour: red. a more secret one is yellow. he'll never tell anyone. ▍ Flower(s):   he doesn't have one. he barely notices them as it is. they're fairly all pretty in their own right .. but he notices nothing to put one ahead of the next. ▍ Sexuality: absolutely asexual. sexual intimacy is the last thing on his mind when it comes to imagining being intimate and vulnerable with his partner. though he discovers more of an interest once he enters into a relationship with james, the other man could say he's decided on a completely chaste relationship and joe would be fine with it. it has nothing to do with his attraction or feelings, he just doesn't prioritize it or, frankly, even understand it fully.  

L O O K S

▍ Body type: He’s 6′2 in height and while (obviously) built similarly to his identical twin adam, joe leans more toward soft in some places and slightly round in others due to the more sedentary nature of his job and overall lifestyle. his muscles, while noticeable in his arms and back, are not as toned as they might otherwise be. he's a soft boy - especially around his hips and stomach. he has a slightly rounder face thats only truly noticeable when compared to adam's more lean and angular one. ▍ Eye colour:  Blue 

▍ Hair colour: dirty blonde. when wet, it will seem almost entirely brown. when in the sunlight, it gets blonder.

▍ Body reference:

Tagging @gentlemanstarkey , @dodgedabullet + anyone else !

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I posted 7,574 times in 2022

218 posts created (3%)

7,356 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@englishgradinrepair

@agardenandlibrary

@ninja-muse

@therefugeofbooks

@just0nemorepage

I tagged 683 of my posts in 2022

#books - 204 posts

#booklr - 108 posts

#this is me - 84 posts

#booktube - 82 posts

#youtube - 80 posts

#conversations - 71 posts

#answered - 38 posts

#elizabeth's life - 27 posts

#bookish asks - 24 posts

#truth - 20 posts

Longest Tag: 133 characters

#also i read a book semi-recently that i can't remember that involved a class of students revolting when their teacher assigned lolita

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Okay folks, how are we feeling about this?

44 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#4

Pink Book Stack

I was tagged eons ago by @therefugeofbooks​. Thank you!

💕 Tipping the Velvet by Sarah Waters

🌺 We Ride Upon Sticks by Quam Barry

🎀 How to Say Goodbye in Robot by Natalie Standiford

🩰 The Idiot by Elif Batuman

🧁 Under Rose-Tainted Skies by Louise Gornall

🌸 Shadowsong by S. Jae-Jones

🍨 A Struggle for Fame by Charlotte Riddell

I’m not going to tag anyone since I think everyone I know has done this. But if you haven’t, consider yourself tagged!

44 notes - Posted August 12, 2022

#3

Winter always feels like a fantasy season for me, so have a list of all the fantasy novels I’ve read. Or all the ones I could remember anyway. I’m sure I missed plenty from my childhood. How many have you read?

52 notes - Posted December 3, 2022

#2

He hated this place. He loved it. He resented how it treated him. He still wanted to be a part of it--because it felt so good to be a part of it, to speak to its professors as an intellectual equal, to be in on the great game.

R. F. Kuang, Babel, or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translators’ Revolution

99 notes - Posted August 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Why is Goodreads automatically updating when I finish a book on my kindle? Don’t they realize that it is one of my great joys in life to manually update my status for the book? Why are they taking this joy from me?

212 notes - Posted June 6, 2022

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“Rules”: repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. If you fail to achieve some of the facts, feel free to add some other of your own! When you’re done, tag 15 other people to do the same!

tagged by: @strawberrycriisiis

tagging: (hand pointing emoji) Y O U. if you wanna

B A S I C S

Name: Andrea Jones Age: 17 Birthdate: September 13th Species: human Gender: female Orientation: bisexual Profession: student at Mesagoza's Academy. Owner of the Beads of Ruin

P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair: red, shoulder length, straight. Eyes: copper with red pupils. Skin: pale, very freckly. Height: 5 feet five inches. 165 cm? Weight: average weight.

F A M I L Y

Siblings: nada Parents: Her dad, Caleb Jones, who was a one-time gym circuit challenger in unova before he moved to Sinnoh. He worked as a Pokemon Groomer until falling sick. Her mom, Lorena Tania, a researcher for Pokemon Habitats. Grandparents: All deceased on the father's side, both alive on the mother's side. Andrea doesn't know them. Other Relatives: Dad had no siblings- she does have an aunt on her mother's side, though. They're back in Sinnoh. Any Pets?: her pokemon count i believe?

S K I L L S

Abilities: Above average trainer, good at capturing, good at pokemon care even for just the purposes of plain helping them out. average social skills. Good gardener. Has a sense for the weather. being angry.

T R A I T S

—— Positive ——

Sociable with others, has strong sense of loyalty, emotional, protective, hard working,

—— Negative ——

Easily riled up, possessive, very uncertain about everything else, emotional

L I K E S

Colors: Soft oranges and dark purples... also, white. goes with anything. Smells: Fur of any kind, but especially dog fur (yes, even when it's wet.) Melting marshmallow smells, coffee Textures: Soft laundry fresh from the wash, fur again but this time the feel, scales. Drinks: She actually likes coffee without anything added, but anything chocolatey will do.

O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes?: no Drugs: no Driver License: not... really....? she rides on miraidon (main verse)/cyclizar (star verse) Ever Been Arrested?: got very close when going back into area zero. Managed to slip by somehow.

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Ego Tags

The losers I torment in my drabbles. If an Ego isn’t listed, I either don’t feel comfortable writing for them or I just don’t want to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This may change in the future.

Tags are color coded to my muse comfort/familiarity level, so keep that in mind when requesting a drabble.

High - Medium - Low

Dark - Eldritch Entity  🖤

Actor!Mark - Curtain Call 🎬

Illinois - Bootleg Indiana Jones 🤠

Murdock - Murder Bastard 🗡

Damien - Mister Mayor 💙

Wilford Warfstache - Devoted Delusion

Yancy - Songbird 🔒

Heist!Mark - Thievery 💥

Engineer!Mark - Wormhole Instigator 💫

Dr. Iplier - Not-So-Good Doctor 🩺

Google - iRobutt 💻

Noir!Mark - Casanova ✒

Porniplier - Rated R 🎥

Host - Narrator 🎙

God of Night - Darkness Incarnate 🌌

Author - Twisted Tale 📜