#Angmar

[ttrtru]

I can't believe I'm still continuing this but it's April Fools again.

Past April Fools comics

2024 "I'm getting married" 2023 (no comic) 2022 “My arm came off” 2021 “I’m going to die soon” 2020 “I’ve betrayed you” 2019 “I hate you” 2018 “I’m pregnant”

The one page versions are below the cut as per usual.

[junk-whunk-punk]

@ttrtru iiiiii really dunno how to attack back😔 but Purrazor stuck in ma head owww this shmol fluffer acting weird around Master and making engine sounds🫴

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Witch-King of Angmar by Alan Marson

[whiteladyofithilien]

Okay here to talk Eowyn and how the slights and disrespect she gets are more annoying than listening to Gollum talk to himself all day...

People who act like Aragorn dislikes/disdains her just because he doesn't return her romantic feelings are living in that incel mindset that women can only be admired as matrons or sexual objects. Aragorn the king of wholesome masculinity admires the heck out of Eowyn. Refers to her as the fairest thing in Rohan. He values her friendship and her place as a fundamental bullwark of her people.

People who act like she's somehow pathetic because she falls for someone who doesn't return her affection are not living in reality. They're lost in some Hollywood/porn centric view of romance where women are always sexually desired and if they aren't well then something is wrong with them. Faramir very clearly lays out what happened. She who had been treated rather like a utility in her household meets the last and greatest of the men of Numenor. Truly a man above all others. And of course she's bedazzled. Then there's the fact that he seems to truly see her (albeit on his side just platonic admiration and desire for friendship) and she matters and of course for someone who has been sidelined to tending to her aging uncle this draws her in. There's no fault on Aragorn but as any girl whose femininity and/or personhood has gone largely ignored will tell you it can be quite heady when someone actually notices you as a whole person, femininity included.

And finally her moment with the Witch-King being stolen from her like she did nothing. Ignores all these facts

1. Merry wouldn't have been there to stab him if not for her

2. It's very clearly a dual credit thing both in the passage and in the appendix footnotes

3. Nothing explicitly says that without Merry and his barrow-blade that she couldn't kill the witch-king. She's not a man while Merry is not a Man. The whole thing was based off of an elven prophecy which prophecies seldom are straightforward in their wording and don't even always come true (ask Treebeard) so there's nothing conclusive to say that her jamming a sword in his face wouldn't have done the trick with or without Merry. His role is certainly important because if nothing else prophecy or no he did distract the Witch-King with his blow allowing Eowyn to press an advantage but absolutely nothing there discredits her accomplishment in slaying the Witch-King of Angmar and people trying to act like Merry "made it easy for her" need to shove a barrow-blade where the sun don't shine

Small note here too. People who want to criticize her cooking are wrong in multiple aspects.

A. That's only in the films and a deleted scene at that.

B. It's sexist as hell to base a woman's merit off of her cooking skills. You go hamstring an oliphant and make a souffle then anonymous dudebro hating on Eowyn

C. If you think Eowyn's only accomplishments are "masculine" she does have a great talent with "feminine arts" as in she's a healer and gardener in Ithilien and by virtue of her spouse she's a freaking princess given Faramir is the Prince of Ithilien

So in conclusion if you want to diss Eowyn for any of the above mentioned off base arguments you can kiss Gollum's scrawny arse

[archaic-arda]

Grzegorz Rosinski

[lordofthesimps]

Welcome back, Narmeleth/Amarthiel 😭

SPOILER: unfortunately, she couldn't survive in any LOTR universe, my poor girl.

I needed an evil arc for my girl Mirdania, but maybe they didn't want to end up in a lawsuit with the LOTRO developers. Such a pity. WE NEED FEMALE VILLAINS OKAY.

[blue-creations28]

[paula-zotter]

The Witch-king of Angmar

[lassieposting]

Pays for the Netflix account: Melkor

Is The Password: Mairon

Guessed The Password: Witch King

Given The Password: Gothmog

Asked For The Password: Thuringwethil

On Thin Fucking Ice: Ungoliant

[ttrtru]

It's the April Fooling time of the year again and again.

Past April Fools comics

2023 (no comic) 2022 "My arm came off" 2021 "I'm going to die soon" 2020 "I've betrayed you" 2019 "I hate you" 2018 "I'm pregnant"

The one page versions are below the cut as per usual.

[zephyr-pepper]

LOTR AU where frodo gets stabbed on weathertop and the nazgûl just hits the griddy

[a-little-hobbit-hole]

I've just finished the angmar questline and have some photos of a new outfit, so I've mashed it all together into one post!

I've been running throne off and on with my kin to try and get the cloak. The token dropped last time but someone else won it....so next time! Because of that, I had a lot of tokens to turn into crests to turn in for pieces of Faramir's Faithful armor (cosmetics), and used one to properly put together a spooky/black outfit for Ginni ☺️

Amarthiel has also, once again, T-posed at Mordrambor to assert dominance. It's really silly when she does it

I'm still sad about what happened to Tadan, but I can get why. I will keep the item with his name on it in remembrance, much as I do with my other alts and the rangers (and Laerdan and Narmaleth). I know some people may not like Laerdan, but I find the story sad. He just wanted to help his daughter, even if his choices were the epitome of Not Great

But Ginni has finished the Angmar Amarthiel questline and has moved on into Moria, with a new outfit! I'll post that one in the future ☺️ for now, here's this lovely outfit I will wear in all the spooky zones!

Head: Fancy Cap of the Expedition's Vanguard, black

Shoulder: Shoulder-guards oc Elessar's Scout, default (unique)

Back: Snow-strider's Mantle, black

Chest: Coat of Faramir's Faithful, black

Hand: Leather Bracers of the Learned Stag, grey

Feet: Reformed Rift-runner's Boots, black

Weapons: Dagger of the Vales

[minubell]

Sexy angmarrrr arg arg arg

@allbycharles

Mr. The Witch King...

[the-resident-demon]

Painting of my burglar over on angmar

[whiteladyofithilien]

We know Frodo stays abed and his wound bothers him on the anniversary of his encounter with the witch-king at Weathertop so I wonder if Eowyn and Merry both get melancholy and have numb arms and have to lay abed on the anniversary of The Battle of Pelennor Fields?

Also that must be a super bummer because while in the Shire there's probably not much to-do over the anniversary; in Gondor I'm sure it's probably a big deal and everyone would probably expect Eowyn to appear in public as both a hero of the day and wife of one of the great lords of Gondor but instead she's got depression and a numb arm... Which, to be fair knowing Faramir he probably stays home with her rather than attending the festivities. I'm sure Aragorn understands and is more than happy to allow his absence.

[lordofthesimps]

TWO LADY AMARTHIEL IN THE SAME ROOM? I MUST BE IN HEAVEN.