#ArmWeakness

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[ghostlyheart]

Imagine if he had been neil armweak. Where the fuck would we be now. Thank god right

[ppgirl420]

more like lance armweak suck my faggy penis lance u wack ass bitch

[mr-deep-downer]

the way you keep advocating for a social darwinist method of political change makes me want to call you Senator Armweak

I think you have me confused for someone else

[bxti]

[zeejeythebug]

So, here's something a little different (but that you might see more of).

Introducing Asteropods! A new short story starring dinosaurs in space that's going to be part of a collection of stories which all take place on a cube shaped planet! Yes, you heard me right!

the Bronto 11 Crew:

Commander Nelly Armweak (top)

Command module pilot Nickel Rollins (middle)

Lander module pilot Fizz Alvin (bottom)

Questions are encouraged and appreciated!

[chromo-strand23]

Neil Armweak

Neil with a woman vs. Royalpath

ROYALPATH SOLOS EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Neil who????

Sighs....

[strong-arm-armstrong-archived24]

if I beat you at arm wrestling would that make you an Armweak?

A peal of merry laughter rumbled like thunder from his chest.

"I see what you've done there, stranger. But no, it would not make me an Armweak; it would simply make you a worthy challenger!"

[daily-meme]

Neil Armweak

[yuranft]

Space in and outside of me #4

by YuRanft

[testifttt]

Neil Armweak via /r/dankmemes https://ift.tt/3hOz2aF

[bernardbuttfart]

what do you call a brad without arms? ... disabled

brad armweak

[cotton-candy-confusion-blog]

I lov Beej Armweak but don't let him kno about YouTube he'll become a youtuber

[zeejeythebug]

"I miss my wife."

Fizz Alvin looked up at the gargantuan feathered form of Nelly Armweak. It was the first time the T. Rex had spoken since they entered the module. The feathers around her neck were standing on end from agitation, making her appear even larger than she was. Fizz had long since gotten used to her size, however, so he was unfazed by this.

"We haven't even left the ground yet." He said.

"Oh, shut up." Said a voice from his right. It belonged to Nickel Rollins, a therizinosaurus who had seen better years. His massive claws were surprisingly delicate on the control panel in front of him. "You went through a month of quarantine just like us, just because you didn't have a family to miss doesn't mean we didn't either."

Fizz took the hint and stopped talking. Nickel intimidated him, as loathe as he was to admit it. He was only a velociraptor after all, a rather small dinosaur by any standard, and he often wondered how easy it would be for him to get impaled by one of those claws. Too easy, he figured.

A voice came over the radio, "mission control to Bronto 11, prepare for takeoff, over."

Fizz pressed a button on the main console, "preparations underway, over." He said.

"I swear to Diplodocus," said a different voice, "if you don't stop your yakking and get your feathery asses up there, I will personally kick them into orbit!"

"Thanks, Markus," said Nickel, "we'll take that into consideration."

Fizz leaned forward into his seat. He didn't want to admit it, but he was nervous. Not just because he was sandwiched between two titans, but also because he was about to be careening into the sky in what was essentially a tin can with fireworks on one end.

It didn't take long before they were ready for takeoff. Fizz looked up through the windshield as the countdown started. He tried to remember what his therapist told him. If he concentrated hard enough, he was sure it would work.

"Five…" came a voice over the radio.

Long breath in, long breath out.

"Four…"

Concentrate on your inner thoughts.

"Three…"

Let the world around you fade away.

"Two…"

Feel the stress dissipate.

"One…"

Nope. Not working. "Shit shit shit shit shi-"

"liftoff."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"

The rocket soared into the sky, leaving behind a trail of smoke and debris. If Fizz had stopped screaming at any time during the duration of their flight, then he would have noticed the ground below him getting smaller, and the sky around him turn from blue to violet to black, and then he would have seen the stars: pinpoints of light sparkling and shining in the darkness.

When they reached orbit, Nelly spoke up: "what a beautiful sight!" She said.

Below them, spread out in all its glory, was the Cube. From this angle, all they could see was the face they and everyone they knew had lived on their entire lives, but soon, other faces would come into view; other worlds unlike anything known to dinokind.

"It certainly is." Said Nickel, "it's a shame we won't have long to enjoy it, though, considering all the air Fizz just wasted."

Through the chest rest of his chair, Fizz mumbled something that sounded like "sorry."

[yuranft]

Space in and outside of me #3 

by YuRanft