merry christmas!!
I think I know what whoever said "Christmas after November meant"- They were asking if you celebrated Christmas during the month of November, right after Halloween, instead of waiting on december.
In which, why wouldn't you?!? can I see you guys in holiday spirit?
Thank you for the answer anon, I didn't hear about this till now.
Everyone: "ROCKING AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE..."
Meanwhile...
Sydne: "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"
Zayne: "Syd we know it's too early but calm down"
Toby: "IT'S TOO EARLY!!!"
Toms: "Why are they so impatient..."
Though where we live now they don't really have Christmas- or any holidays actually. But we still celebrate, to remind us of home..."
-Sydne
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| ITS COMPTON IN THE HOUSE |
Kendrick Lamar;
arguably Comptons finest son (what up Jayceon). I have been a fan since I heard the title track from his sophomore album, Good Kid m.A.A.d city.
I could lie and say I knew him from the jump, wax lyrical about his mixtapes and his first album, Section 8.0, but in truth I came to all that after listening to Good Kid m.A.A.d city, it was everywhere in 2012, it was named the best album of 2012 by BBC, Complex, New York and Pitchfork
It reminded me of illMatic, in so far as I thought it was an instant classic, and it took you right into the belly of the beast of the hood, the Compton streets where Lamar was raised.
Punctuated with dialogue laden samples, “Where yo Grama stay at?” “These kids ready to eat, bring back them food stamps” it was a tour de force, a combination of intelligent reflection of life of the disenfranchised and switched up with the chilled joints like “The Recipe” & “Bitch Don’t Kill my Vibe”, and the sultry Drake collaboration, “Poetic Justice” as soon as the subject matter got too heavy. An all-rounder if ever I heard it.
When I found the wealth of material that preceded this release, it was like finding a can of Coke in the fridge after a night out. Joyous stuff indeed.
His next release, to pimp a Butterfly was an anomaly, artistic progression at its finest.
Political consciousness, the complicated factors of black identity (not that I’d know) teased out over jazz (what?) in a multi layered musical continuity.
It is not immediately enjoyable, nor is it a ‘grower’ but it is important. Kendrick expands his sound and examines themes of straddling the thug life with the artistic life, which is seriously minimising it, that seems far more genuine (dare I say it) than Pac could ever do it. [1]
It engages the listener and has them scratching their heads.
Which is what art is all about. And haters of it will be silenced as it was just announced that to Pimp a Butterfly will be admitted to the Harvard ‘these are the breaks’ hip hop archive, joining Nas Illmatic, (see I called it) Lauryn Hills the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill and ATCQ The Low End Theory. I actually think it might be a little premature considering there is only two hundred spots in total. But shur look.. this is it.
I could be here all day but this is all well traversed territory. What I want to talk about is his appearances.
The first that hit me hard was F**kin Problems with New York’s new wave g.o.a.t.s ASAP Rocky. Mmm mm, Daddy like.
Loathe as I am to be bumpin’ some superficial stuff like that I cannot deny its catchy AF, its pop rap and it is undeniably good.
It was until last year I reconsidered how often he contributed verses and a lot of it was non hip hop music, Sia, Taylor Swift Maroon Five to name but a few.
Parlaying his presence to a wider consciousness without diluting his integrity. It is a far cry from pops rent a rapper scene (reference any verse that Tyga, vomit face emoji, has appeared on) that we have been thus far subjected to.
The following are some of his lesser known collaborations that I think are worth a lend of your ear.
Sidewalks: The Weeknd
In an album laden with contributors, indicative of The Weeknds newly liberated flow that still contains some of his old secretive egotistical style, albeit somewhat watered down.
Kendrick combines a simple yet effective hook Say/Say/Say with a speedy flow that comes full circle referencing the cosmos to weave in Starboy. You mad clever son!
God is Fair, Sexy Nasty: Mac Miller
This is actually a deadly album, well worth checking out in its entirety. I am not a huge fan of Mac Miller, he is a little too poppy for me and I find his verses bland (although I said the same about Asher Roth and look how he turned that all around). This album is tightly produced with a psychedelic vibe, hip hop meets Stone Roses not a million miles from A.S.A.P. Rockys second album or Frank Oceans for that matter so I am definitely feeling it AND some decent appearances by Ty Dolla Sign and my new fave Anderson .Paak. This is dreamy Kendrick at his best, it reminds me of Poetic Justice, big fan.
Collard Greens: Schoolboy Q
This beat goes off, no bother to Kendrick he picks up the pace, throwing a little Espanol to make it interesting upping the arrogance to fit into Schoolboy Q’s self centred/ drug centred narrative and somehow it does not seem disingenuous.
The New Cupid: BJ The Chicago Kid
Chi town stand up! I only found this whilst researching this article. Crumbling soul over some old school horns, a little harp and tender ass drums all carefully and delicately put together over the sounds of “Cupids too busy in the club” using Raphael Saadiqs classic Oh Girl. Lamar is used subtly throughout the song repeating hook just audible enough to be certain it is Kendrick. He riffs on modern love As I play out the Commodores/my faith destroyed/My heart don't work, I'm unemployed/The feeling is void/don't know what I need/Some pussy, some paper/some counseling/Maybe some Henny, some weed.
This song has many elements that make it great but Kendrick plays a big role.
You’re welcome,,you all welcome! (KanYe voice)
Author : Fenagh O’Mahoney Instagram: @feengurrl_/
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song about *teh cast*
Help- ;-; there r so many chars and its rlly hard to keep track of them all qwq. can u make a song abt all the chars? ^^ liek maybe a parody or smth- with all their personalities and pronouns and stuff :D
Ty for reading tumblr ppl XD
HOLY SHIT.
I DID IT.
OH I FINALLY DID YOUR ASK.
Have your songs pookie. You deserve them from how long I've forced you to wait.
Toby's:
(27786) I Won't by AJR Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
Sydne's:
Lone Star by The Front Bottoms Pitchfork Kids Parocy (youtube.com)
Kit's
(27786) Stay Positive by Sushi Soucy Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
Asher's:
(27786) MESS by PEGGY Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
Sangria's:
(27786) Paranoid by Dream Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
Zayne's:
(27786) Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
Devereaux's:
(27786) Joyride by Stellar Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
Rose's:
(27786) Worlds Smalled Violin by AJR Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
Alex's:
New Invention by IDKHOW Pitchfork Kids Parody (youtube.com)
Group songs:
(27786) Main Character by Will Wood Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
(27786) Christmas Kids by ROAR: Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
(27786) The Pitchfork Kids by AJR Pitchfork Kids Parody - YouTube
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DON'T YOU WORRY.
I AIN'T CHEATING YOU OUT OF CONTENT!
Here's the incorrect quotes for the past 3 weeks I've missed.
Again I am deeply sorry.
Note: I lost my screenshots of the quotes from the website so my bad y'all.
Quote 1
Asher: "I love being right! It's one of my favorite personality traits!"
Quote 2
Rose: "When I get delivery, I order 20 cheeseburgers and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay delivery fee multiple times"
Kit: "I hope you understand how food poisoning works."
Rose: "I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn't eat"
Quote 3
Sangria: "Today, two families are becoming one!"
Asher: "Two families enter, one family leaves."
Rose: "That sounds so threatening!"
Devereaux: "The Wedding Games!"
Zayne: "May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor!"
Sydne: Beautiful...
Sangria: "FUCK ALL OF YOU!"
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SHIP ART SHIP ART SHIP ART
unless everyone broke up SHIP ART SHIP ART SHIP ART I WANNA SEE SOMEONE CUDDLE TO EACH OTHR
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!
Sydne x Asher
Text: Ashnee
Toby x Kit x Toms
Text: Toitly
Zayne x Destiny
Text: Zaynity
Theres this too:
Assuming you wanted all the relationships
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MEET THE
A group of rag-tag teenagers that have no fucking idea what they're doing- but what the hell.
This blog goes along with a WIP book series that will probably be about 9 books long, give or take.
This blog takes place during the gap between books 8 and 9, or whatever the last 2 books of the series will be
Now for the info cards~
Name: Toby Dewey Mount
Pronouns: He/Him
Birthday: November 12th
Status: Taken
Significant Other: Toms
Adjectives: Concerning
Name: Sydne Latte Thunder
Pronouns: She/Her
Birthday: September 27th
Status: Taken
Significant Other: Asher
Adjectives: Pink
Name: Kit Ryu Thunder
Pronouns: He/Him
Birthday: June 25th
Status: Taken
Significant Other: Toms
Adjectives: Stubborn
Name: Asher Pine Tree
Pronouns: He/Him
Birthday: October 12th
Status: Taken
Significant Other: Sydne
Adjectives: Chaotic
Name: Isabella Suds Marigold
Pronouns: She/Her
Birthday: May 12th
Status: Single
Significant Other: In hell
Adjectives: Sisterly
Name: Zayne Ani Blessings
Pronouns: He/Him
Birthday: December 7th
Status: Signle
Significant Other: Created hell
Adjectives: Scary
Name: Devereaux Comic Thunder
Pronouns: He/Him
Birthday: July 19th
Status: Single
Significant Other: On mars
Adjectives: Gremlin
Name: Rose McMurphy Tundra
Pronouns: She/Her
Birthday: October 14th
Status: Single
Significant Other: In Beauty & The Beast
Adjectives: Sweet
Name: Alex Belladonna Jones
Pronouns: He/Him
Birthday: September 17th
Status: Taken
S.O: Kit
Adjectives: Everywhere
And they're all ready for YOU to ask THEM questions!
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We are so excited to finally be running this thing, so please! Please, please, please ask us questions!
They may take some time to be awnsered, but that's only because books are being worked on while this is going on. We would be honored to awnser your question and to start a fun little AU blog!
Please ask us questions.
Thank you for reading till the end! Stay you and stay Pitchy~
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This weeks Incorrect Quote!
Text: *Bickering*
Rose: "A sprite is anything not static!"
Asher: "A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d!"
Kit: "A sprite is a fucking soda! You goddamn geekass bastards."
Just realized I did Kit's lines wrong. Oh well.
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christmas after november
please dont tell me any of you guys do this... but 1 out of 3 people do it... and there are way more than 3 of you..
Sydne: "Do you guys know what this "Christmas after November," is?"
Asher: "WE CAN'T BURN MY PHOTOS"
Isabella: "WE SHOULD! THEY TAKE TOO MUCH SPACE!"
Asher: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE ROOM FOR SOAP!"
Isabella: "SOAP IS ACTUALLY USEFUL COMPARED TO FUCKING PHOTOS!"
Text: *Technical difficulties*
Sydne: "Zayne! Where did you even come from?!"
Toby: SCREW THAT?! HE BROKE THE CAMERA!"
Zayne: "I'm gonna guess we have to use my phone now.."
Asher: Kit has an extra. I'll go yell at him"
Isabella: "You're one lucky man Asher Tree"
Sydne: "Because I'm his girlfriend!"
Isabella: No! Because I have to stop yelling at him.
Zayne: "Did we turn off the camera mic?"
Toby: "SHIT! NOT YET!"
(Apologies for typos)
Thank you anon!
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halloween outfits hello
spooky month passed but hello halloween outfits pls
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE MY DEAREST ANON!
Text: Toby? More like... A random ass demon
Text: Sydne? More like... Mary Poppins
Text: Kit? More like... UwU Cat Maid
Text: Asher? More like... The Lorax
Text: Isabella? More like... Ragatha from The Amazing Digital Circus
Text: Zayne? More like... Spiderman Noir
Text: Devereaux? More like... Jevil from Deltarune
Text: Toms? More like... Nikolai from BSD
Text: Val? More like... A random ass vampire
Text: Destiny? More like... Hu Tao from Genshin Impact
Text: Rose? More like... Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss
I do apologize for the weirdly cropped photos and hard to read handwriting
Thank you anon!
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Favorite Shows?
I know that one of you guys like BSD... But what about the rest of you fellas?
Asher: Ever heard of The Cuphead Show?
Asher: How did the TV do that?
Sydne: *Squealing intensifies*
Toby: Helluva Boss counts too!
Kit: Hazbin Hotel probably will count too when it releases...
Thank you anon!
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18 page explaination on how walmart rob
pls document your walmart robbing routines i need a new one
Kit: Don't give her any ideas!
Sydne: Z z z...
Thank you @ccloudgrape !
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So... Trios? Duos? Quadlets?
What are the internal groups inside your groups? Who out of all your groups are the closest? (I'm not trying to suggest that some of you are like.. excluded, or something, I'm just wondering who are the closest of friends?)
Romantic Groups <3
Kit, Toby & Toms- Walking Chaos
Sydne & Asher- Was thrown across IKEA & Bonded
Zayne & Destiny- Sigh.
Friends groups:
Isabella & Rose - Take an L bitch
Zayne & Devereaux- Silent siblings
Theo: WHY AM I SO ALONE.
Thank you anon!
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This weeks incorrect quote!
Sydne: Has been sitting in soft flowers for the last week
Asher: "Sydne, I'm questioning your sanity..."
Rose: "I never questioned it, I knew her sanity was missing from the start."
Credit to Perchance Incorrect Quote generator!
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THE PITCHFORKIANS OF TUMBLR
We wish you a merry Christmas, joyous holidays, and a happy new year!
As a Christmas gift to all you lovely little lads, I present to you;
In the twelve days of CHRISTMAS Pitchfork Kids gave to me
Twelve pitchforks a-kidding
Eleven poisons missing
Ten clouds a-greening
Nine skates a-rolling
Eight lings a-breathin'
Seven photos taking
Six limbs a-breakin'
Five crying kids!
Four french haters
Three inkwells
Two dumb fucks
And a Zayne dressed up as a tree!
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TODAY'S WEEKLY INCORRECCT QUOTE
Credit: Incorrect Quote Generator ― Perchance
Remember to click on the images for better quality
Asher: "Look! This ones a heart, that's how I feel about you!"
Asher: "This ones like Michigan, that's how I feel about you!"
Kit: "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"
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