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🚨 No, You Can’t Claim SA Just Because You Regret Your Consensual Encounter

And No, Him Not Mind-Reading Your Non-Verbal Cues Isn’t a F*cking Defense

🔥 The Brutal Reality: Regret is NOT Assault

Let’s cut through the bullsit—**consent isn’t fcking retroactive.**

If you said yes, participated, and then woke up the next morning feeling weird about it, that’s called a bad decision, not assault.

If you didn’t use your actual goddamn words to say “stop” or “no”, but instead relied on vibes and telepathy, that’s on YOU.

Consent is a two-way street—not a ‘try-before-you-buy’ policy.

📌 The ‘Aziz Ansari Incident’—Proof That #MeToo Got Hijacked by Bullsh*t

A woman going by “Grace” went on a date with Aziz Ansari.

She agreed to go home with him.

She willingly participated in sexual activity.

She didn’t verbally say “NO” or “STOP.”

She left when she wanted, and he even called her an Uber.

Then the next day… she decided it was assault.

Because apparently, Ansari was supposed to: ✔️ Read her mind. ✔️ Detect her hesitation through the power of the Force. ✔️ Understand that her silent, awkward fidgeting meant "I don't actually want to do this."

Ladies, if your consent expires when you sober up, that’s a YOU problem. Not his.**

📢 PSA: Men Are NOT Mind-Readers.

This new standard feminists are pushing—where a man is guilty if he “should have known” a woman felt weird, even though she SAID YES—is bullsht and dangerous as fck.

Men: Take notes.

If she doesn’t explicitly say no, she can still call it assault later.

If she gives "non-verbal cues" that she regrets it, it’s still your fault.

If she enjoys it in the moment but hates it later, you’re suddenly a predator.

This isn’t “protecting women.” This is legalizing regret as a weapon against men.

🔥 The Cowardice of Silent Non-Consent

The most insane part of this “Grace” story?

She never physically stopped him.

She never verbally told him to stop.

She chose to stay.

And yet, feminists argue she was still "too scared" to say no—to a 5’6 comedian who called her a f*cking Uber.

If a woman is too terrified to say “I don’t want to do this” to a guy who has ZERO power over her, then we have a societal issue of women refusing to take personal responsibility.

Screaming “victim” because you were too passive to say no is weak as f*ck.

🔍 The Real Harm? Cases Like This Destroy Real Victims.

False or exaggerated claims like this do two major things: 1️⃣ They turn SA into a joke—people stop believing real victims because of dumb sh*t like this. 2️⃣ They put innocent men at risk—any woman can ruin a man’s life just because she feels bad after the fact.

When everything is "assault," nothing is.

🛑 FINAL VERDICT: If You Want Men to Know You’re Uncomfortable, OPEN YOUR F*CKING MOUTH.

Non-verbal cues are NOT consent withdrawal. Regret is NOT rape. Awkward sex is NOT sexual assault.

If you: ✔️ Said yes. ✔️ Went along with it. ✔️ Stayed in the situation. ✔️ Only felt bad later…

That’s called a bad decision, not a crime. Grow the f*ck up.

🔥 REBLOG if you’re tired of men being held responsible for women’s bad decisions. 🔄 💬 COMMENT if you think accountability should go both ways. 🚩🚩🚩 🚀 FOLLOW for more no-f*cks-given, reality-check content. 🕵️‍♂️💣

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[dudja]

Parks and Recreation bloopers #comedy #funny #bloopers #parksandrec #chrispratt #azizansari #jason

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Aziz Ansari Announces Brand New 2025 ‘Hypothetical Tour’

Aziz Ansari Announces Brand New 2025 ‘Hypothetical Tour’. #azizansari @azizansari

Award winning comedian, actor, director, and writer AZIZ ANSARI announced his brand new “Hypothetical Tour,” produced by Live Nation. Ansari is bringing his highly anticipated new stand-up tour to 27 cities starting in Kansas City on Friday, February 21 at The Midland.  Tickets will be available via pre-sale starting Wednesday, December 11th at 10AM local time. The general on sale will begin…

[sportofusalacrosse]

Top lacrosse video today: Tom’s bringing swagger back to football #ParksAndRecreation #AzizAnsari #TomHaverford #Shorts

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Reposted from @parksrecmemes 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤 S6:E20 "Moving Up" #parksandrec #parksandrecreation #parksandrecmemes #parksnrec #parks #nbcparksandrec #parksandrecbloopers #parksnrecreation #retta #donnameagle #azizansari #azizansarilive #tomhaverford #tomhaverfordquotes #tomhaverfordstyle #ginuwine #ginuwinepony #ginuwinelive #unityconcert #jackson5 #rubberducky #cousins @unforettable @azizansari @ginuwine - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/CDWjBjRF7Dm/?igshid=19av8s1vjkodv

[erraticassasin]

Got my PR on Bench Press today but it was a struggle. 🤪 Achilles’ tendon was a little sore so I did the Ski ERG rather than do anything with the jump rope. Good sweat in as usual. #CrossFit #Fitness #FitnessMotivation #AzizAnsari #BenchPress #Metcon #DumbbellSnatches #RowMachine #SkiERG (at CrossFit No Quarter) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1pNKdeAULN/?igshid=1bpkyvesjnkk0

[nezoid]

Parks and Recreation reunion at Paleyfest? What a dream! I got to see all my favorite people live and got to meet Amy Poehler and Jim O’Heir (they both signed my Mouse Rat hat! Also Amy called me honey 🍯🥰)!😻

About to get sappy (sorry). PnR truly was a savior when I was super depressed. I was thrown into caregiver role for my mom and it was a hard transition. I lost who I was and I became incredibly depressed. It’s hazy thinking about it now, but I remember Parks making me feel better and it lead me to UCB which I’ve said many times before, is my happy place. Parks was/is my escape and I’m so grateful to see the full cast reunited, bringing back that happy escape. Can’t thank cast/crew of @nbcparksandrec enough! ♥️ #pawneeforever

Enough of that, enjoy the billion bursts and pictures I took and some videos from before and after the panel. 😉

(at Dolby Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvUUy4vgZn5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nxq6gi1itg3

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Happy Birthday to Dakota Fanning (25), Emily Blunt (36), Josh Gad (38) and Aziz Ansari (36)!!! (02/23/2019) . #dakotafanning #emilyblunt #joshgad #azizansari #happy #birthday #happybirthday #age #twenties #thirties #actor #actress #goldenglobes #beautyandthebeast #marypoppinsreturns #aquietplace #masterofnone #instagay https://www.instagram.com/p/BuPOTCHD73H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q7z2hs9cllb8

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🚨 “I nodded, smiled, participated—but he should have KNOWN I wasn’t into it? 🔮” 🚩🚩🚩

Ah yes, the new dating standard: ✔️ Say yes. ✔️ Actively engage. ✔️ Go along with everything. ✔️ Wake up feeling weird and rewrite history.

Congratulations! You’ve just discovered post-sex time travel, where men must decode your hidden discomfort through telepathy, chakra energy, and ancient Mayan astrology. 🔮✨

Because actual words like ‘No’ and ‘Stop’ are just TOO HARD, right?

Ladies, if you can verbally order a f*cking latte, you can verbally withdraw consent.

Otherwise, you didn’t get assaulted—you just made a dumb f*cking decision. 🤡💀

🔥 REBLOG if you're tired of men being falsely accused over post-sex guilt trips. 🔄 💬 COMMENT if you think consent should be clear, mutual, and FINAL. 🚩🚩🚩 🚀 FOLLOW for more hard-hitting, no-bullsh*t content. 🕵️‍♂️💣

[fillingrosegardenswiththorns]

Food and Wine, Aziz Ansari, HHN and Voting....it’s been a busy week 🤗 〰️ ➰ 〰️ #foodandwine #swananddolphin #disney #azizansari #hhn #vote #Curlygirlmethod #cgm https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpfmj6dljwf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a8a276xv97hy

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[feministdisney]

frozencentaur said:  as soon as she said no they went to the couch fully clothed. Before that, she was participating in everything they were doing. In what way did he ignore her signals? Other than not being able to read her mind?

Let me explain my thoughts on psychics. If I walk into the apartment and you suddenly know, when I’m three steps in, that I don’t want sex, congratulations! You are a mind reader. Pass go and go to psychic academy.

But let’s say maybe there were signs. I’ll run through them. Let’s call it the Aziz Ansari test of whether you can go to psychic academy.

How to pass: if you experience more than one of these moments and realized “oh, maybe I should stop,” sorry, mind reading was not required. You are not a psychic.

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1. He kept moving her hand to his dick, multiple times. She moved it away. Hey guys! If someone keeps moving their hand AWAY from their dick, that might not be a go signal.

2) She would physically move away from him multiple times. Usually people who want to consent, won't move across the room!

3) She stopped moving her lips when he kissed her. Some of us may be new to this one, but generally - you both participate a bit!

4) she says she "turned cold" which I would interpret as not reciprocating by touching the way you normally do while kissing etc. Again: classic warning signal, m'lads!

5) she leaves and goes in the bathroom for FIVE MINUTES. This either means someone is avoiding you, or they're legitimately really drunk, either way: probably should be a moment to hold up and evaluate!

6) she explicitly references that he's making the situation feel forced, and she would hate him if that happened. If that sounds like "you're hot, let's make out and also I want to suck your dick soon," there may be a language barrier at play!

7) Finally - if someone is not actually being pro-active about giving you a blow job, but only doing it on your command, you may want to think about whether this constitutes “enthusiastic” consent, which is the goal here.

 Ok let me know if that helps, everyone! Good luck on getting into psychic academy this spring.