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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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juiche · 9 months

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a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

get your own print here ❤️

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year

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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

#bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale x astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim #my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me #my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun #can’t wait til tomorrow hehe

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 days

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Oswald finally has friends to relate to in FNAF

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chrrywvea · 1 month

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THIS

THIIIIIISSSSS

SO SOFT

[ update: header by @maul-of-shame ! so sorry, i didn't know🫠 ]

#screaming #hes looking all soft and sweet and hes looking at WADE #ugh i cant with them #gonna drag my bestie into the cinema again on saturday to see them again #:-D #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #poolverine #losing it over them

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yumishisu · 16 days

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logan degrading calling him everything but wade (p1)

#pov hugh jackman roasts you for 18 seconds straight #holy shit hes angy HAHAJSHKSFJDGHS #enjoy besties #gods perfect idiot is my fav <3 #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadpool #deadpool x wolverine #my edit

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

#i can't believe i'm saying this #DEADPOOL CAN GET IT #Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him #I would too bestie #it's the sass for me folks #paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god #a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think #this is a branch in realities i know it #i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie #all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME #camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch #i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction #i love how you love deadpool #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here #@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating #do it again #gif is credit to the owner #30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update #damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here #guys just find my other post

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jaypentaghast · 3 months

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Maybe the real interview were the friends we made along the way.

#that's his bestie!!!#he was so hot here #touch his best boy daniel over there and you won't even see the fire coming before it scorchs you #edit: fixed a typo #interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire spoilers #iwtv s2 #spoilers iwtv #iwtv s2 spoilers #interview with the vampire season 2 #iwtv s2e8 #daniel molloy #Louis de Pointe du Lac #gif #mine #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #danlou

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turesti · 4 months

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So you’re telling me that Penelope has survived literals YEARS watching the person she was in love with flirt with other people, but Colin barely lasted a WEEK tops before he was reduced to this

#after he realized he’s been in love with his bestie for YEARS he really said it’s time to become Unhinged #he went full Bridgerton-Unhinged in fact #Bridgerton #polin #Colin Bridgerton #Penelope featherington #colin x Pénélope #Penelope x colin #Bridgerton season 3 #Bridgerton spoilers

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philsmeatylegss · 19 days

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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right #hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm #that’s the plan #interrupted by fireworks - phil #the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year #I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head #like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out #will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles #dan and phil #phan

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opikiquu · 4 months

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#★ arin rambles #★ my art #art #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr #So basically me and my bestie have agreed that aven has a priv twt acc and its terrible #yheres only like 1 follower (and its topaz) shes sick of it cuz he posts at the dead of night and its such drastic changes #Like he’d post ‘Sometimes I think about how I’m older than my older sister now.’#and hes So Sad #and then like 12 minutes later post something like ‘staring at ratio’s cleavage rn not listening to a word hes saying’#Also ratio isnt allowed to know abt it cuz hes gushing about him constantly like a schoolgirl #anyway so this is Not That. this is the trash he posts though #ignore that one normal cat it was genuinely too cute i didnt wanan erase it .

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bigfatbreak · 5 months

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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ciralincixx · 5 months

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i am right

#five nights at freddy's #security breach #fnaf security breach #monty gator #roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #roxy wolf #i mean cmon #roxys attraction is a high speed motorway #montys is fucking GOLF dude #itd be funny if he wasnt even good at it #also theyr besties 4 eva to me

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ash-and-starlight · 1 year

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The world needs more Yue and Zuko friendship, I squeal just thinking abt the parallels. They deserve a life changing field trip together and if u have abt ideas I’m all ears 👀

Hiii anon this ask fermented in my inbox and in my brain for so long,, so take this??? Post canon yue lives/no war au arts?? Anyway aside from the Parallels and their political position & their duty before hoes grindset I think they could learn a lot from each other. With zuko learning the gift of patience & diplomacy from yue & Yue learning that allowing yourself to feel anger and speaking up can actually be Good.

anyway hypothetical life changing trip outcome: zuko takes an intro gender studies class and yue says fuck

(oh and also must not forget the crush on sokka)

#id in alt text #‘toph should say fuck’ ‘let sokka say fuck’ if there’s one person who deserves to say fuck here it’s YUE #i rest my case #also yea i think comparing his life to yue’s would open zuko’s eyes towards Gender Inequality ksbfhd #he’s like you’re mai but prep what do u mean you can’t throw knives 😤#i can accept sexism but i draw the line at banned military indoctrination 😤😤#i like to think that at one point yue shows zuko how to prepare & butcher small game and he does an absolute shit job at it #+ feels queasy for 3 days #zuko #yue #my art #ash replies #ALSO I MUST SAY!!! DRAWING THIS WHILE READING LIKE THE SUN CH4??? NOT FEELING WELL BESTIES #oh also since we’re talking fics…. js if u see this…… dywtjtb will always be famous

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #golden freddy #cassidy fnaf #evan afton #cc fnaf #fredbear #fnaf 1 #fnaf fanart #ITS BEEN a hot second since I’ve last drawn Cassidy #so I wanted di change that with todays comic 💛#you think Cassidy finds it really funny to scare the night guards #like I kinda get the impression all the ghost kids enjoy scaring the adults #in the context of this comic I think especially likes to scare Michael #in behalf for cc seeing Michael use to scare him all the time #now the roles are reverse they can get back at him #cc won’t outright say he finds it funny but can’t help but laugh about it too #Cassidy and cd are best friends your honour #my game theory is they are besties no matter what 💛💜#ALSO two of my favourite bits I got to draw here fredbear reactions and Michael sprite pff

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kanis-things · 7 days

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#dragon age #dragon age fanart #solas #dread wolf #while drawing this I was thinking that his agents are also kind of wolves but of course only he can be the dread one #and yes he is a shepherd of “wolves” here cause in the end who is to say that his agents were not “sheeps” lol #I finished it for the sake of my bestie

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