#BIG BRAIN ANON

[moraxsthrone]

If Zhongli tries to move his tail away so his partner will be comfortable, you bet his lover's gonna be super pouty and start whining in their sleep. Tossing and turning as they try to search for his tail to cuddle

omggg YESSS, FACTS! ooh BIG BRAIN BIG BRAIN!! fuuuck this is so cute PLEASE!

and poor zhongli had probably just closed his eyes and was about to fall back asleep when you roll over sleep-searching for his tail again. and his eyes just slowly open, a deadpan expression on his face as he stares up at the ceiling resenting his own damn tail. BUTBUTBUT THENNNN he starts flicking the floofy tip, tickling your face with it in an effort to get you to roll back over and cling to his chest again. and if that doesn't work, he finally rolls over and big spoons you while you big spoon his tail with a contented smile on your sleepy face. honestly, in the end, he doesn't really mind. he's just happy that you love every single inch of him. and i mean every inch.

LSDDFKLSDKJHSDKLFHDS to be asleep in bed, cradled between zhongli and his perfect tail. gahhh he's so protective I'M CRYINNNGGG!

[mockerycrow]

Roommate Simon who is weirdly great at dealing with your executive dysfunction. He sees you struggling to just make your brain do a thing and he pops out the lieutenant voice and ... Oddly it works really well. He breaks down your bigger tasks into smaller ones and before you have time to be annoyed that he's barking orders at you, you're already halfway done with your last errand.

absolutelyyy — he sees you struggling to do the dishes, you’re sitting at the table with your eyes locked onto the dirty dishes piling up, anxiously biting at your nails. you know you need to do them, but you’re paralyzed. simon watches this for a moment—he hasn’t done the dishes because you two have a system when he’s home, he cooks, you do dishes.

his voice is raspy and leaner than usual; with a twinge you’ve never heard. “are ya jus’ going to sit there and stare??” you stare at him, confused, and then he motions to the dishes. “don’t look at me like I’m a bloody idiot, go on! do the silverware first, yeah?? jesus..”

and it.. it helps. you get the silverware done, and then the cups, and then the plates, so on so forth.

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

Antigone will win this tournament and end up dating Doof’s daughter, Vanessa, like the girlboss she is.

VANTIGONE/ANTIGONESSA ANYONE??????

[goldenpinof]

Why didn’t they upload the dapg video before Phil’s tho 😭 sorry Phil but I’ve got priorities

LITERALLY

[slowd1ving]

Do you have more ORV fics twirls hair

unfortunately not yet BUTTTT

it's on my long list for writing (I need to write for yjh asap...) like imagine vampire hunter yjh and vampire reader?? so many aus for this guy GOD

[corrupted-stay]

🖤 hi I asked the yutae question(decided to use the black heart to show its me)

I have a few

Taeyong and yuta match sexual I feel alot

Yuta likes to get taeyong close to finishing then stop cause his whines is music to his ears and his glares turn him on

Both are experimental yuta I feel would like to try semi public(he's cautious so I feel more like the dorm bathroom or back of the van but not full fucking )

Taeyong often bites and scratches when he begins to really feel good

I feel the would be open to a threesome(I would love to know if you see anyone they would pick)

Both can be jealous(not to a toxic degree but still) and I feel the do argue but it's like those couples that argue cause 1 not to be bored in a relationship and 2 angry/make up sex

Top three scarest couples like even johnny would take a step back if both just glared at him

Low key would be amazing parents

Might have a troll account to mess with homophobes

ANON YOU HAVE A BIG BRAIN

(btw I think Johnny would love to join in their love making)

[blades-lovemail]

first submission✨

(inbox open)

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Try both routes and then end with whichever you liked more

About forgiving the sister in SOD? That sounds like the best option! I may choose to not forgive her first and if it ends with a bad taste in my mouth or I don't like the ending I can always reread the chapter and forgive her. There's also the added bonus of me putting off having to say goodbye to Theo if I reread the final chapter 🥰

[lunealus]

If you are still thinking about Pink Elephant oc, might I suggest, perhaps, Pomefiore? It might sound weird but here me out, heady perfumes that make your head spin, appearances shifting, and what is alcohol but a poison or potion? An apple student specializing in potions that obfuscate the senses, whose presence makes heads spin from distinct perfume, whose special magic lives in dusky dreams that make everything not as it seems, where scents and sense are shaken and stirred. What do you think?

SAME BRAIN ANON BC I ALSO THOUGHT OF SMTHN SIMILAR and yes I have already decided Pomefiore for him! His Unique Magic, Pink Parade [ Color Me Pink ] works in a way where it will make one dazed and even see things that aren't what they seem when they stare into his eyes. But how amazing and useful it would be if he can just make such hallucinogenic potions without feeling the need to use his UM? He's definitely a garden boy, the flowers he picks would be so useful for his potion making. Whether it will make you so dazed, confused or sleepy, who knows just what his next potion will make one feel? Don't worry he has a waiver ready for one to sign before they test-drink it. I'm kidding actually,,, no one in their right mind would want to be his guinea pig LOL. He'd much rather stick with making potions instead of using his UM. The reason being that he gets shy when making direct eye contact and sometimes he might just start laughing (He's embarrassed). I only have a quick doodle of him (above) I did some time ago but I haven't finalized his design yet. Thanks anon! It didn't sound weird at all. In fact it sounded really amazing and creative! Also, I definitely like the idea of fragrances being used as well. Thank you again!

[delcakoo]

hiii what about enhypen with the gf privilege? like what they would let their gf do that they wouldn’t let anyone else sorry if this is confusing, english isnt my first language 😅

👁 WAIRTTTT I ALREADY HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS jaANSHDJN ANON you’re sooo 🧠‼️ FORGET SPIDERWON I NEED TO WRITE THIS RN DIDHDISNSHAHAHA THANK YOU I’LL GET TO WORK!! and dont worry! ur english is amazing! <3

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[neuvistar]

cant stop thinking about dilf!aventurine & maid reader... mmmdhfh imagine he catches the reader just smelling his shirt, humping on the edge of his bed and moaning his name :( shes so desperate!

OOOOHHH anon u have such a big brain… thank you 4 sharing this god bless

slight nsfw ⁉️⁉️

DILF AVENTURINE BRAINROT DILF AVENTURINE BRAINROT….. seriously it’s not ur fault, you can’t help it!!

dilf aventurine… i mean who wouldn’t touch themselves to him??? he’s so kind to u, helping u when u were at your lowest.. recruiting n hiring u for the job, even introducing u to his little ones to take care of whenever he was gone, little ones who love you just as much :(( your dirty secret lies between u and ur naughty self only.. rubbing your cunt with a sense of desperation

it’s a good thing aventurine isn’t home.. you would grab one of his shirts, and his scent.. oh his scent. you loved it. your nostrils always picked up the rich and strong fragrance of his perfume, intoxicating you with pure lust. but hey, who can blame you? breasts nearly spilling out of your little maid uniform you always wore, pressing against his mattress. fuck, his scent. it’s doing things to you, possessing you to do such uncouth and filthy things like these!

the hand over your mouth wasn’t helping at all! :(( it wasn’t suppressing ur sweet lil moans and whimpers, indications of desperation for aventurine :(( “aven.. mmh.. aventurine..” you would murmur between moans, thinking abt how big he was, his fingers.. how good they were.. maybe his cock, fuck. would they fit? .. were they enough to satisfy your needs? even so, you knew someone would find out about your lil dirty secret :3

but yet, you didn’t know it was aventurine himself finding that out, cock in his hands as he watched from the doorframe. huh, looks like you have some explaining to do.

[goldenpinof]

baby, seasons change (2011 -> 2023) for anon

[q1ngqve]

hi!! same anon here you dont have to take this as a request bc i just wanted to get this out of my chest yandere or at least obssesive averatio where both overstim the hell out of reader (lowkey mindbreak if you're comfy about that??) after reader rejects their advances NOT OUT OF HATE or anything but bc their insecurities got the best of them and either thought the two were just messing w them or they have abandonment issues (i do not have the second one whatever do you mean i am not projecting do not percieve me) no offense to these two but they look like the ppl to mess w your heart n leave you to rot

mb some predator/prey (they both hunt you down after you avoid them both and as ratio wisely said "what do you do with a cornered prey? hunt it to death" AUGHAHSGA) aphrodisiacs, drugging, etc. anyways after that you best bet you'll be too dumb to ever think of something as stupid as that, and sure, yes ratio hates idiots but well..... you will be the only exception given how cute you look all fucked out and broken on their bed with their cocks deep inside you <3

SKLDJALSDJAL HELP i feel awfully embarrassed w writing this lmao scuse me while i bleach my head.

i am very sorry this took so long </3 i wrote this as a fic at first but i lost motivation so now it’s just in the form of brain rot :(

oh no :( poor reader with insecurities from your past relationships thinking every man out there is a liar, especially the two that gave their hearts to you :( running away from them is a smart move because we don’t trust men in this household!

but you forget how annoying they can be when it comes to getting what they want, and they want you (´▽｀) so don’t be surprised when you find yourself feeling scared out of your mind walking home alone and feeling like you’re being watched! or when you find certain luxury items randomly appearing in your room! or the slightest hint of their cologne when you wake up every morning! because you asked for this by running away 😵‍💫

this was supposed to be holiday for you — coming to penacony, but the headache and blurry room before you has you panicking! you best know that no one is coming to save you when you’re running through the reverie hotel like a lost bunny when you receive a letter saying they’ll have you tonight! and if you think you had any chance of escape, you’re so wrong 😖

oh, and don’t let them know that you’re afraid, it only spurs them on! hunting you down through the corridors of the hotel is so adrenaline inducing for them <3 running shouldn’t be so hard though, so why do you feel as if your legs are going to give out any second? oh right, the drink! they probably drugged it, seems like something they would do

an exasperated gasp leaves you when you finally let your body fall, eyes closing, preparing for impact. and the next thing you know you wake up, hands tied above you to the headboard, your body completely bare. you’d struggle with all your might, soft whines sounding at the back of your throat when you spot the two of them hiding in the shadows, staring down at you with those bright, lust-filled eyes

oh, you’re so dead

your body feels like it’s on fire, desperately needing release, needing someone to touch you, anyone. your voice betrays you as whimpers leave you when they stalk towards you, their burning gaze not helping with the burning sensation.

you really did think you could escape! so why’re you here, tied and unable to move? tears fall as you lock eyes with veritas ratio, your fight or flight kicking in when he reaches out to caress your cheek, wiping the tears away. laughter sounds from aventurine on the other side of the bed, you’re just so naive! all he wants to do is to love and break you until you’re a sobbing mess beneath him 😵‍💫 so don’t blame him when he kisses you, he just can’t help it anymore, not when you’re already shaking when all they did was drug your drink and reveal themselves to you after months of stalking :(

the aphrodisiac is making you incredibly sensitive to their touch, which is perfect for them because that would mean hearing your sweet cries of pleasure! you best prepare yourself though, because they’re not stopping until you’re about to pass out 🧎🏻‍♀️ they haven’t had you for months, nobody is going to stop them from worshipping you, not even yourself.

you’ll be so overstimulated by the end of the night that even just innocent touches can have you whining and trembling like a leaf (^^)

“you really think you can run from us?” — veritas ratio

“who you knew you were so filthy, hmm? you wanted us to hunt you down, didn’t you? dirty, dirty girl.” — veritas ratio

“missed you so much, pretty girl.” — aventurine

“stop? now why would we do that? you’re clearly enjoying this. look at you, making such a mess on my cock.” — aventurine

[corrupted-stay]

🖤 once again I agree although I feel like sunghoon has two types buff that treat him like a toy 2 edgy toxic (not abusive but guys who have issues type) jake I feel likes a guy who seems like trouble but is secretly a softy

I agree with the Hoon part.

And a definite agree on the Jake part

[ovaryacted]

Hello??! Sub!Leon??? Absolutely sign me the fuck up. Ok ok so. Hear me out.

First time, the absolute first time Leon has a prostate orgasm, he fucking cries. Either pegging, dick or fingering, the moment he feels that specific part inside of him get touched, he sees fucking stars.

This dude goes full hentai shit. His eyes roll back, he’s drooling, his tongue is hanging out, he’s babbling uselessly. His brain literally can’t comprehend how good he feels because of it!

I’d imagine that Leon also gets vocal. More vocal than ever. Normally he’s a quiet guy. Maybe some moaning and grunts but when your rubbing his prostate? Yea he’s speaking another language. Dude is Italian American, imagine if he starts speaking fucking Italian. HE doesn’t even understand what he’s saying, he’s just repeating words he heard from his parents growing up.

His voice is also an octave higher. He tries to cover his mouth at first, but it’s useless. He becomes a crying, moaning, babbling bitch.

I’d also imagine Leon’s thighs shake when he cums. Oh and he cums HARD. He actually forgets how to breathe for a bit because of the orgasm slamming into him.

And afterwords? Woah mama. He’s beautiful, breathing heavily, tears and drool marking his pretty face. Just…Mwuah~ <3

MDNI/18+. NSFW

Hey there anon! Thank you so much for the message, I’ll be glad to sign you up to the Sub! Leon fan club. Yes I’m totally listening, putting my ear real close to you right now.

I think the first time he cums like that, it will probably change his whole life and literally give his brain a hard reset. Like sure, he’s had good orgasms before, but never something that made black spots come into his vision, or something that made his legs shake the way they’re currently doing on the mattress. He never thought that sex could feel so good, and experiencing that much relief would genuinely be something that he’ll continue to ask for in the safety of another person who can provide that for him.

The way his mind just fizzles out when it happens, how there isn’t a single thought that goes through his head. It takes him off guard, how it’s just static between his ears and he’s stuck in a daze. For the first time in his life he’s not thinking about his trauma, about missions, about anything. His head is just empty and he loves it, and he finds himself someplace far away and wants to stay there for a while longer. To me, Leon is a sentimental guy, he’d be the type to cry during sex cause he’s clingy and affectionate. But when he’s the one on the receiving end, it makes him feel safe, and having someone who helps to genuinely make him feel good and focuses on his pleasure, he’ll be more inclined to cry from the release of it.

Poor baby is so pent up that the moment he cums he can feel his whole body shake from it. It starts from his thighs which nearly cramp from how hard they flex, and a chill runs down from his calves and to the balls of his feet. His toes will curl a little bit and his fingers will dig into the bed sheets, and he swears he feels his ears ringing from the force of it. He just starts mumbling under his breath, trying to get his heartbeat back to normal and is saying things like I love you in such a whiney voice that it doesn’t even sound like him. He’s babbling and saying anything that comes to mind as any logic just leaves him permanently. Tears down his face, drool running out of his mouth, face all red, he’s a damn mess but he’s your pretty mess. He’s so hypersensitive that any little movement or touch makes him jolt the slightest bit, and it’s almost embarrassing but he doesn’t have the brain power to give a fuck considering how good he feels.

You’d probably have to spend some time bringing him back to reality, praising him and kissing him over his body gently to calm him down. Leon would be so clingy afterwards, just wants to put his head on your chest and let you run your fingers through his hair, whispering sweet nothings in his ear that will ease him to sleep in 3 minutes flat. It’ll be the best he’s slept in a while too, getting a full 8 hours at least, just feeling warm and satisfied. And when you look down at him, there’s a small smile on his face as he sleeps, like he’s dreaming of something good and not having a nightmare, kissing his forehead as he dozes off with his limbs wrapped around you. You fuck him good and you baby him after, that’s what he likes and what he craves, and of course, you’re more than happy to provide.

Also, the fact that you said he’d start speaking Italian was so fucking funny, it made me chuckle. Very real. 😭