#BITE KILL ETC

[hoardlikegoldenirises]

shoulder dislocation in 3... 2... 1...

[bathroomtrapped]

my sister told me to caption this 'two lovely men' without any context so heres two lovely christian saw men 👍🏻

[everykonan]

ch. 373

[zer0point5ive]

‘lawrence didn’t go back for adam’ ok did you ever consider lawrence asking for adam any time he was lucid while he was being kept in john kramers hospital from hell ? after cutting his own foot off ? and john refusing to let lawrence see him ? or just refusing to acknowledge adam full stop ? and lawrence not being able to do anything ? not being able do anything but lie there and wait for whatever comes next and

[defectivegembrain]

Community movie should have a joint Ducktales reference and callback to Hickey's drawings with them briefly watching some Ducktales and Abed being like "See that's how you actually draw a duck, you...stupid fucking garbage old man" in a sudden outburst of pent up anger

[limbel]

moodboard for when you hear dean winchester talking about his childhood

[oldbookist]

thinking vile and wicked thoughts about adaptations that switch cosette and fantine’s hair colors so they fit the mold of “dark haired slut” and “pure blonde ingenue” 🙏🏼

[cowboylivio]

This episode was insane. Absolutely insane.

[jacksoldsideblog]

if fight club had an animal mascot and it was the narrator he would be a pufferfish because they look cute and useless except sometimes they commit grievous bodily harm/murder just because they feel like it

[vroomian]

Maybe thanks to Lucifer’s spell Yrz is only as solid as he wants to be.

[glue-enjoyer]

Don’t get me fucking STARTED on the slow burn perfection that is a canon compliment (esque) daforge. insane. Me when I’ve been in love with my best friend for months/years and don’t tell him bc it would ruin the best friendship I’ve ever had. Me when I’m so convinced I’m incapable of feeling anything that it’s out of the realm of possibility that I could like a person?? Me when we work together and everything has to be kept professional, but literally everybody knows. Im going to gnaw my own arm off.

The mutual pining??? The longing looks??? The many hours spent together wherever there was space and using any excuse, just to quell the desperation???? Casual, gentle touches??? A stolen first kiss??? Peace in the fact that they both know they’ve found their person??? Data fucking dies but it’s ok bc he comes back (I’ve had Picard spoiled for me w/o context) ?????? Oh my god I’m aaaa aaaAAKSKSKSKSAAJAJJAJSJSJSJS RAHHHH RAHHHHHG RAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Me: I really miss QSMP's translation feature, I can't watch a lot of my favorite streamers anymore without it. But hey, maybe Youtube's translation feature can at least give me a little bit of context for what's being said!

Youtube:

[corpsecoded]

my fatal flaw is wanting a sweet treat at every minor inconvenience

[extreme-technicality]

I want to go HOME and play more HADES but everything is running SLOWWWWWW

[defectivegembrain]

how does anyone watch community and go you know who my favourite character is? that mean old ex cop who was only around for one season and spent most of his screen time being rude to everyone, including holding a fan favourite captive in what could be easily argued to be an actual hate crime? Why would such a person even enjoy the rest of the show?

[trans-son-of-perdition]

I wish the Army recruitment officer posting qr codes for people to "get their medical bills paid off by the military" on every pole up and down the street of the hospital I work by a very die thanks