#BRO NO WAIT

[bioshocked-astroghost]

WAIT FUCK

AMC INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE IS GONNA FUCKING MIZUMONO US ARENT THEY

I’VE SEEN THE ORIGINAL IWTV I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO CLAUDIA OH GOD IM GONNA HAVE HANNIBAL MIZUMONO FLASHBACKS THRU THE WHOLE THING

[sparebutton]

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

[mickedy]

happy new years, mickey mouse is officially a public domain character in the united states. i imagine he had a fun little celebration for it

[mintaikcorpse]

I love this photo because this was Aziraphale's reaction after the priest lady interrupted Crowley pinning him to a wall. And he seems bothered by it

[devilart2199-aibi]

Starscream wants to give you a little squeeze ❤️

[nikoisme]

The constant temptation and promise of everything and nothing in the odyssey. The sirens promise odysseus to know, and the lotus eaters promise him to forget. He could be an immortal, and he could be a beggar. Be known, and be a stranger. He could be alive, and he could be dead. He could be odysseus, and he could be nobody. And the man of many ways tries to be a little bit of everything.

[meltesh28]

just need to get it out of my system.. ruan mei in cheongsam...

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” pages 16-18

1 -> 3 - day 4 - swap

[ash-and-starlight]

one day, in a thousand years

[arminsumi]

Gojo Satoru running in a downpour just to give you an umbrella

💗 さとる

Note : u know like in the s2 ending. it's 4:30 am the birds are chirping n here i am... writing cheesy gojo fluff lol. ignore errors... i'm sleep deprived 😭✌️

"Satoru... did you run all this way... in the rain?"

He's panting and desperately trying to catch his breath, bearing a half-smile at you. His uniform is completely soaked through. His shoes are leaky and his socks are squelchy with rainwater. His hair is completely flat-wet. Water drips off the ends of strands.

You and him are under the highway bridge, it shields you from the torrential rain, which he just rain through all the way from Jujutsu High.

"Y-yeah... well... only because y–you texted me saying... that you didn't... have an umbrella. So." he huffs, a rivulet of water dripping off his pointy chin.

You squint at him in disbelief. It's so funny.

This boy. This poor teenage boy. With noodly arms and legs and a poor posture. Just ran all this way here. To give you an umbrella.

Just to give you a damn umbrella.

"You're nuts."

He makes a smile at that. "I'm flattered you think so highly of me, Y/n."

A long silence passes.

He sucks in a breath and makes a sideways look.

"Uh... sooo... do I get like... a cheek kiss for this, or something? Maybe? ... please? No? Yes? Or an appreciative "thank you, 'Toru you're my knight in shining armour!" maybe? How about a—"

"No." you tease.

"Aw dang, I'll just go fuck myself then. We're divorcing. And I'm taking custody of the umbrella." He jokes.

He bends his back and knees to lower himself to your height, so he can make sure you get your share of cover under the transparent umbrella. You give him a sudden cheek kiss once he's lowered himself enough to be reachable for your lips.

He malfunctions. His brain has to actively register what just happened to his body. And then once it realizes he's just received a cheek kiss, his whole face starts to glow. His whole body freezes up.

He blushes boyishly. Because of course he would, he's just been kissed by his 3-year crush best friend.

But then he reassumes his annoying Gojo Satoru persona within a minute.

"Awww... you must like me."

"Shut up. And stop crouching like that. You'll scare a child."

"My future wife is so mean to me...! 😩"

"I'm not your "future wife", Satoru."

He sticks his tongue out at you. But then his playful tone suddenly drops. He looks at you. And he earnestly says;

"I will make sure that you are. No matter what... I wanna be yours."

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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

[pandoraslxna]

This is our narriator in avatar 3 btw

[r-aindr0p]

Hey Idia I love you so much but what the fuck

[aithusarosekiller]

Regulus: so.....James said yes!!

Evan: awh that's amazing!

Pandora: you'll make such a good couple

Regulus: thanks guys........are you okay, Barty?

Barty, sobbing violently into his pillow: I'M FINE

[softestaries]

Sally at the beginning of the episode patiently trying to coax Percy away from the pool edge so she can teach him how to swim VS Poseidon throwing Percy in the deep end and sending his secretary to inform him that he can in fact breathe underwater.

[ineffableteeth]

He was sitting so pretty waiting for Crowley

He knew exactly what he was doing