what if bottom Alpha Bear hybrid ! Adam and top Omega Bunny hybrid ! Lucifer ? 馃憠馃徎馃憟馃徎馃憖
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It's only a matter of time before Condal and Hess screw up with Rhaenyra too (they've already screwed up with Daemon this season by turning him into Rhaenyra's loyal dog without own opinion) and then normies turn away from this stupid show too
anon... they already did. it's just that it's not blatantly obvious.
rhaenyra (aside of episode 7 and what the leaks showed us, episode 8) did absolute nothing this season. she didn't have an original thought of her own. everything she did or decided was fed to her through rhaenys, jace and mysaria. if she said "what would you have me do?" one more time, it would have to go with laughing track. she is more incompetent than viserys and that's a feat.
but no one of it is visible when you have a faction you can root against. but they made greens into a joke, so how is this woman keep losing? "greens" (i gotta put that into quotation because lmao) have really 2 dragons. they have vhagar and tessarion (which is literally a baby), she has 7, apparently king's landing loves her, AND the queen dowager practically capitulated and gave her keys from the city.
this was should've been over yesterday. the rhaenicent scene didn't just make alicent look stupid (i mean, it was worse sure because it decimated her entire purpose in the show) but it made look rhaenyra like idiot too. for someone who cares about the smallfolk (when she is currently not burning them down), why didn't just take alicent for her word? why didn't she take her hostage?
the hero you root for is only as strong as their enemy. if their enemy has no power and is crawling on the ground...and the hero is beating them with the stick, is that entertainment?
no. and the general audience with find out soon enough. the smarter ones will figure it out with episode 8, she slower ones during season 3. but this inbalance can't last.
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Spoon: I wrote you two a short note to remind you that I love you
Ema: ...
Mickey: This is a ten page paper
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Wait so if in the limited life bad boys Heather's au, Jimmy is Heather McNamara (because of the colour thingy) than that means that Jimmy would sing life boat, right? Oh my gosh the angst potential with that, I am going to sob
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I BEAT BALTEUS LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP AYRE I'M BALLIN' OUT HERE
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And all I had to do was switch to a tank build.
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my biggest beef with ahsoka (the character, not the hideouso show) is that her mere existence asks me to retcon something i have internalized as fundamental gospel truth, that is: the jedi apprentice series, padawans being 12 & younger, the preexisting canon that younglings get shipped off to the agricorps if they don't get chosen as a padawan by age 13 (which is CRAZY, but okay).
and in The Gospel According to Allie it goes JEDI APPRENTICE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. including all the movies put together. like there is something SO UNIQUE and special about the book series you are obsessed with when you are still in the single digits. moreso than any movie you may watch on repeat (tpm). because unlike a movie, even if you watch it everyday, a book goes with you EVERYWHERE. this bitch your CONSTANT COMPANION. it's what you're reading on the playground and in the lunch line and secretly under the desk when ur supposed to be doing math worksheets and to and from the walk to school. so ahsoka showing up with her 14 year ass self being like, "maybe i am (too young to be a padawan), but master YODA thinks i'm not." gurl WHAT??? i simply cannot. you're asking me to choose between That Which Createth Me and someone who what?? some random girl?? who by virtue of merely existing retcons That Which Is Most Dear. of course i hate her. i hate her and she's done nothing. it's been 15+ years and i've NEVER been able to get over this.
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He'd completely own wearing Long shiny green nails, and he would talk back to anyone who tries talking smack
Like shiny green nails like this:
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Never Let Me Go really said, "hey, I hit you on the head with foreshadowing so you really have no one to blame but yourself."
And then I spent half the episode crying. FFS.
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Here we go kids, submitting two poems for publication and one of them I rewrote from memory because I lost it. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. it's better to have submitted and gotten a gaping maw of nothingness in response than never to have submitted at all. Are there any other cliches I can come up with to avoid pulling the trigger on this? I hate that saying. I don't want to pull triggers. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
ok. I surrender. I did it.
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