#BWAHAHAHAHHA

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[lostbizkits]

Seraphposting for the gays

DDS 2 spoilers (for shio specifically)

Seraph inherits the autism stare

[hannie-dul-set]

taehyun is next but i need to work out first give me a moment.

[an-absolute-nightmare]

AT LAST

[grvntld]

28 june 2023—took one of mah bebi sistuhrs out on a date tahday 𖡼⊱✿⊰𖡼 we did a bit of ukay hopping but rlly we just went to two of my fave ukay shops hehe i got so many good finds while my sistuhr got two grad dress options and a few other pretty items too ♡ then we went to megamall bc i wanted to buy smthng in zara but omg phased out na raw huhu so then we just ate our hearts out instead hihi we had so much fun

p.s. i rlly need to relearn driving and finally get my license para di kami grab grab + commute pag di avail si moosey. tbh, this is the first time that i crossed a busy highway and rode a jeepney in years—like maybe four years ganOrn. aint a flex, im just sharing kasi i find it strange na ganOrn na pala katagal. lol.

[lung-worm2023]

I don’t know why this is so unironically hilarious too me for no reason-

[tellerluna-stories]

listen I may be marupok™️ when it comes to fictional characters but the one who really steals the show is none other than childe tartaglia ajax, no. 11 of the fatui harbingers, greatest toy salesman of snezhnaya, no. 1 fisherman of teyvat, aka my skrunkly esteemed gingerbread rival. he's in a league of his own and I adore him to bits AND IM RATTLING MY CAGE BARS RN WAITING FOR HIS BANNER

[satancopilotsmytardis]

that being how tomu finds out dabi's not planning to survive the fight is so sinister ohhhhhmyyyygod

Bwahahahahha

[dangermousie]

Is Togon an A+ boyfriend material in RL? Hell no. Is he totally entertaining to watch in his obsession? Hell yeah. The more dysfunctional it gets, the more I love it.

Anyway, SN is off to meet Wang Yu but before she walks out the door, in runs Togon (wonder what servants think of his always running to the servant quarters instead of summoning said servant to him.)

Bwahahahahha

He proceeds to shove her on a bed. Two things (1) SN if she wanted to could break both his arms if he seriously started trying something and I love that we know she would even if it would cost her her life and honestly Togon knows this too but he's utterly lost his mind. Woman is fierce and (2) every other woman in that palace would scream with joy to be in that position but he's picked one woman who would not.

Sweetheart, she does not need to scream to get you to desist. Did you forget she's a death machine?

He's totally lost his mind to jealosy. But they both know the answer to that question.

And then she shoves him just a bit but that's enough because he really wasn't gonna do anything other than act out and go "look at me" in the most dysfunctional way possible. Honestly, for an emperor who is divine-right entitled to any woman in that palace, this was the mildest thing ever. (I wonder how people only used to youth sageuks which have modern people playing dress up would take that though - probably not well - but it's just as well if they peace out before all the murder starts because nobody in this except Wang Yu ends up untainted.)

And she starts walking out.

And he BEGSSSSSSS. I love how this is shot, with him beneath her, looking up at her, even though she's a tribute servant and he's the freaking emperor.

AAAAA so unhealthy so delicious!!!! (All delicious things are unhealthy after all.)

SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING!!!! He's got zero pride left and to admit what he just did is !!!!

But she walks off to Wang Yu anyway.

I am UNWELLLLLLL

[microwavedmetal]

just dreamed someone made a fanon Mario game where he had to go through levels of mid tier enemies and kinda disorderly attack plots that visibly fall through in the last second and barely harm the mc

then he arrives to bowser's castle, and the big guy is standing on this bigass ship and goes raving on about how hes gonna defeat him and shit, but Mario interrupts him like

"gET OUT OF MY WAY! I'm not here to deal with you this time, but because of my misgivings WITH YOU!!!!" *points angrily to the left beside the float*

and Bowser goes like "bWAHAHAHAHHA! I'm gonna let you deal with that, babe" *his ship leaves, leaving at the scene a better hidden, smaller ship with Luigi at the front*

"I didn't know how else i was gonna break it to you about bowser and me brotha"

[these-detestable-hands]

Now you technically did NOT reblog this, but you DID say I can make tons of asks, so another blast of OC-related asks!

Like Lola's, I'm not gonna specify which OC and just let you choose the one best suited for the questions I'm interested in! Hee hee hee /rubs hands. Bonus points for new things that I haven't learned about yet! Because that's what these asks are for, bwahahahahha!

🔴, 🟢, 🔵, 🟣, ⚫️, ⚽️

Ok let's see!

🔴. What trait in your OC do people not see very often?

Ædith is so very gentle. I touched on it a bit in the last ask, but basically she's loud and bossy a lot but can be gentle when necessary. When Ira breaks, she's quiet and holds him when he cries. When Brandi or Zoltan get injured, she's careful to help take care of their wounds and make sure they're okay. In a modern au, she could be a nurse or kindergarten teacher.

🟢. What is considered a weakness in your OC that is actually a strength? What is considered a strength but is actually a weakness?

Augustus! He's so cautious. A lot of people call him a coward but it's allowed him to save a lot of citizens from dying during what is basically the apocalypse.

A weakness that people call a strength would be his love for his family. The old one. Juno would say it's sweet that he still loves them all those years later, but holding on hurts him more than it helps him.

🔵. How would your OC spend a single day of uninterrupted peace? Where would they go and who would they be with?

Rurik would spend it with his family, he loves them a lot. He would probably take his kids down to see the river and then help his wife cook so she can have a break. He's the breadwinner so she does most of the housekeeping but on a free day, he'd cook and clean so his wife can rest.

🟣. What's something your OC could not live without?

Regnar would die of sadness if he was away from Dagny for more than a few months, hence his decision to go out looking for her. He knows she's on her way to the north to bring Filpa home and he goes out looking for her because it's dangerous and he cares about her.

On a more literal level, he dies if he's away from the city for too long so the journey does kill him a bit.

⚫. When was the moment in your OC's life when they felt most in control and secure?

For Volkaire, it's at the beginning of the story, right after Ædith's arrest. Ira is distraught but he manages to convince them to go and fight a war and not to worry about Ædith. Volkaire managed to make Ira think nothing of Ædith's situation, despite the fact that Ædith is the second most important person to him. This amount of control over Ira is exactly what he's always wanted and it's gained through the most horrible and dubious methods one could ever imagine.

⚽. Who is someone that your OC believes in and roots for?

Yagaan and Rurik both worship Odeda, even though it is taboo in both of their hoem countries.

Pylark hates Odeda because it is the goddess their oppressors worship and Nini hates Odeda because the country collectively is kinda spineless when it comes to wars and conflicts.

Rurik's worship of Odeda represents his willingness to see all sides of the conflict when his fellow men would (rightfully) attack Ira blindly. Like, the Pylarkians aren't in the wrong for not trusting Ira and Ædith but also Rurik did do the correct thing here.

Yagaan's worship of Odeda represents her will to fight for what she believes is right, even when everyone else tells her not to and to sit back and watch.

They're both passionate people who can't watch as a tyrannical emperor tries to become as powerful as the gods.

[subskz]

scrolling through tiktok is giving me new ideas

channie who came so hard and so many times he passes out before he can even think abt trying to make you cum and next morning fucking kneels on the floor and bows in mf apology BC HE FEELS SO BADDDD BWAHAHAHAHHA but it's obviously like so flattering bc you pushed him past the limit and he had never felt so good🥰🥰🤭🤭😋😋

what is it w me and wanting to fuck w skz so bad they pass out.................... someone anal-yze me

PLEASE lmao my expert analysis is that you are simply evil w good taste <3 it’s such a specific concept but so delicious who can blame you really…esp w channie…getting him to the point where he doesn’t have to worry or think abt anything else other than how good youre making him feel is the dream 🥰 what better way to make sure he gets some rest than by overwhelming him w pleasure until his body quite literally can’t take it anymore

him apologizing so sincerely for not being able to satisfy you in return 😭😭 so cute and such a channie move…it’d be even cuter to see the way his face turns red when you tilt his chin up and reassure him that watching him fall apart like that gave you all the satisfaction you needed~

[kiok0r0]

BWAHAHAHAHHA GET SO EVIL BOOPED

-KQ

RARARARARRAARARA I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS

[hannie-dul-set]

your writing tastes like s’mores, but more specifically the marshmallow is pink and strawberry flavored. not to mention it’s perfectly toasted and melted, it doesn’t get too stringy and stuck to your hands or hair, and the chocolate is well distributed throughout the s’more. this came to my mind while looking at ur blog theme idk

hello this is so cute?!?! look out ricky shen, i'm going after ur strawberry branding?!

[dailycaligura]

If only we had 3 more followers, it would be THE Caligura number (69)

BWAHAHAHAHHA, FUCK YEAS

Actually after I posted today’s pic someone followed already, so it’s only two more! Hope we could reach it before New Year, or at least Christmas(orthodox one), God please, that will be amazing present hahah.

[thxnks4themrms]

HELP MU BRITHER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND SAID “this is my metal song” AND HE PLAYED FUCKING ENTER SANDMAN BWAHAHAHAHHA