#Barney Ross x reader

[theydrewfirst]

Soo like Soft Gurgles 2 is on its way of being done but like,, my dumbass almost had Rambo do some stupid ass shit just now and i was like:

[apocalypse-shuffle]

LEE CHRISTMAS (the expendables 2010 series)

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“A Different Direction” (Lee Christmas x Fem!Reader)

| It’s the bar scene from part two, but Lee doesn’t get back with Lacy in this version.

| Reader is always black unless I say differently

| SFW, some very tame pda, alcohol consumption

| this is a rewrite/reimagining of the bar scene

| 1k+ worlds

Sitting next to Ross feels good. Lee even finds himself smiling into his beer as he takes a swig. He’s feeling particularly thankful for having made it through another mission. For surviving another wild blood pumping trip and then being able to come home to you.

His eyes are automatically drawn to you in the packed bar. No amount of anyone else even pinging on his radar as you talked to the bartender, getting the two of you’s second round of drinks because he’d gotten the first.

He gets stuck staring at you. It’s like you’re out of a movie. How you’re moving around, laughing at whatever joke the bartender makes, looks borderline fucking ethereal in his mind. The song playing changes and Lee doesn’t even notice until you do. A smile splits across your face and you mouth about loving the song, and while putting in your order the lines of your body easily catch onto and sway to the beat.

Lee’s not a dancer but at that moment he wants to be moving with you. Hands on your hips behind you as you tease his obvious lack of skill, kissing the curve of your neck when you throw your head back in excitement. He notes some of the song lyrics in his head to look up later.

He must be damn near enthralled because Ross nudges him with a chuckle and he still doesn’t dare look away.

“I gotta say, my friend, I am glad you decided to heal from that other girl.”

Lee shrugs.

“She wasn’t bad, she just…wasn’t for me in the end.”

Ross’s brows go up in a way that says ‘you think’ but he ultimately agrees.

“Her cheating on you ain’t enough to make her a bad person?”

Lee shakes his head and spits out his usual reasoning. Sometimes people just made bad split second dicisions that end up fucking everything up. Shit happened. He would know.

“Nah, she’s just morally dubious.”

From the corner of his eye he can just see the bewildered look Ross throws his way.

“Which is?”

“The split side of being morally grey,” he purses his lips with a slight grimace. “The effects are murky.”

“Oh yeah,” Ross intones and Lee knows he’s making fun of him. “Real fancy way of confirming she just has a world class cheating gene ruling her decisions.”

“Someone clearly stabbed you in the heart, bud, people do make mistakes sometimes. I knew your heart was nonexistent but this is a new level, the absence of light isn’t even dark enough for what’s going on in you.” Lee takes a moment to let his shit eating smirk be noticed by the other. “You want me to kiss it better?”

His team lead lets out a gruff huff of laughter and shakes his head.

“I’ll pass.” He nods at you, “Just please tell me you’re actually going through with this one.”

Lee takes a swig of his beer and only takes his eyes off of you for a second to look at Ross like he’s crazy.

“Course I am,” he points at you with the tip of his bottle and you just so happen to look over at him and smile at the same time. It lights him up from the inside and he smiles back even as he talks. “I’d be crazy not to marry her.”

Ross grunts in acknowledgement and pats Lee’s knee as you start heading over.

“I’m just glad you’re not still entertaining being in a relationship with a woman whose first instinct was to cheat on you. Y/n is good people though, she makes you less unbearable.”

Lee rolls his eyes before he’s completely caught up in you again.

You smile at them as you get within spitting distance and Lee can’t help but track the way that unlike with Lacy, when he was stuck on desperately trying to make it work with her, the guys don’t either ignore you when you’re not directly engaging with them or give you stilted responses.

Barney doesn’t do any of those things with you. When you ask him things he answers about as happily as he ever does anything he doesn’t despise and when you greet him he responds while actually looking at you.

Lee had honestly never realized before how much the guys disliked Lacy until he finally gave up on them and found you almost a year later. In fact even though the three of you are a little separated from the other’s table the team still takes the time to greet you, even Gunner, as you walk past them.

He reaches for you, in the pretty dress he’d had the pleasure of watching you pick out for tonight, and when you readily grasp back at him he pulls you into his lap. You settle there like you were made for it and he can’t help the smile that splits across his face as he watches.

“Hey you,” you murmur. He brings your hands up where they’re still connected to kiss at your knuckles.

“Hey,” he murmurs back against the ample darkness of the skin there.

You smile and duck your head at the intensity he regards you with. Stunning. You squeeze his hand, shy smile still in place, and then turn to Ross.

“Hi to you too Barney.”

At your words Ross actually glances up and fully acknowledges that you’ve talked to him. He even gives you one of his rare angst riddled half smiles. It’s genuine, the man’s just allergic to anything the elicits too happy of a response Lee’s sure of it.

“Hey Y/n, how you been?”

“Fine,” you shrug, sparkling eyes briefly flitting to Lee’s. “Better now that Lee’s back though. You think next time you could fit me into the schedule? A month’s a long time to not have his little accent bouncing off my walls.”

And Ross chuckles in response. Wow, Lee really was a love sick fool with Lacy if he hadn’t realized just how much his closest friend couldn’t stand her.

“I’ll make sure to check my calendar for you next time,” he nods at him. “Though why anyone would rush to hear his badgering British shtick is lost on me.”

You pat at his hand as you lean into Ross’s space, “Maybe I’m a little crazy,” you mock confess.

“Hey!” Lee exclaims as Ross chuckles. The older man presses his hands to his knees as he throws him a teasing smirk before standing. Lee tamps down the urge to flip him off and pout at the way you’re laughing with him. Ross nods amiably at you both before lumbering off to join the group.

Once he’s gone, and all eyes from the table are not on y’all anymore, Lee turns to you and finally lets himself pout.

“What are you giggling at, eh? Just last night you were begging me to talk to you.”

You laugh some more, a snort sneaking in in the middle, and pivot towards him. A kiss is delicately placed at the corner of his mouth.

“Don’t sulk,” you say against his lips. “It’s unattractive.”

You pull away with a tiny smile pulling at plump glossy lips and Lee stares at you open mouthed before shaking his head. He pulls you to him more securely, letting go of your hand to wrap both his arms around your waist. You nuzzle your head onto his shoulder and kiss at the dip of his neck. He laughs down at you and then kisses those smiling lips. It’s brief but it makes his heart pound as you give him your full attention. The two of you were captured by the other.

“I’ll keep that in mind,” his eyes dance as he speaks to you. “I’d miss you calling me handsome.”

Your laughter fills his ears, and call him a romantic all you want he already knows, but that sound fills his lungs with fresh air and renews him with hope that not everything in the world’s utter shit.

NOTES: Was watching Expendables and I like Jason Statham, you know the drill.

[windtowee]

Klance Headcannons

Tw! Cussing, depression

Not an x reader

A/n: if you don’t like this, then leave.

I feel like Pidge on some level knew

Shiro definitely knew something was going on.

Ex: I saw gay and I knew gay, how? Because Gay is me.

Coran, Allura and Hunk were completely in the dark about this

I think Keith’s crush developed after he saved Lance from Sendeck

“I cradled you in my arms!” Getting a little defensive there, huh, Keith? ;)

Lance’s crush developed when they got back to Earth

They got together after the war was officially over and after Shiro’s wedding

Pidge was 100% plotting to get Lance and Keith together

The whole plan went to flames when Keith left the team (Pidge sobbed for a week since she didn’t have a plan for that outcome. She had all of the letters planned so she went to numbers)

Then when Keith came back, she was happy since her plan could go into motion 😇

Then Lance asked Allura out on a date which I think is part of the reason why Pidge didn’t wanna go help Allura in the first place

Everyone on the team kinda felt like Allura was using Lance as a rebound because of how quickly they got together and after the whole Lotor situation

After the whole Allura sacrificing herself situation Lance was real depressed

He wouldn’t leave the house ever

Keith had to drag him out of the house and this led them for spend a lot of time together

Lance slowly got better and Keith didn’t come around as much

Lance started to miss his company

Their first “Official” date was Shiro’s wedding when Lance asked Keith to be his date

Both were panicking while Pidge was laughing her ass off

The whole team was very supportive of them

Double dates with Shiro and his husband 🙌

Actually, it gets a bit awkward once he talks about them using protection

The definition of ‘Flirty’ x ‘Aggressive but likes it’

Their history is messy like Ross and Rachel’s or Robin and Barney’s or just the plots of both shows

[snipetooth]

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last updated: dec 14, 2023

current list of fandoms and the characters i’ll write for:

COD: MW2 Remaster [Soap; Ghost; Price; Gaz; Alejandro; Rodolfo; Valeria]

Good Omens [Crowley; Aziraphale]

The Expendables 1 and 2 [Lee Christmas; Barney Ross]

Star Trek: AOS [James Kirk, Spock, Nyota Uhura, Khan]

Star Trek: SNW [Christopher Pike, Erica Ortegas, Spock, James Kirk, Nyota Uhura]

FNaF movie [Mike Schmidt]

The Meg [Jonas Taylor; Jaxx; Suyin]

¿ The Hunger Games [Gale Hawthorne; Katniss Everdeen; Peeta Mellark] ?

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Good Omens

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The Expendables

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FNaF

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The Meg

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Hey Guys!

New Book Warning!

I have a big idea of a completely new and unseen story about topics of war and such I've never explored before!

I have so many ideas and have thinking of writing for it for a while and finally decided to put it into fruition.

However, I'm trying to think of a fandom it would fit in as I need some type of war or war setting that DOES NOT link to American History, so, here's a summary of the story:

Summary:

It's been over 2 decades since you had fought in the ugly battle for freedom, haunted by memories and mistakes made in your early years. Though you were able to escape the nightmares that followed you on honorable discharge, another war lies ahead, taking everyone and anyone possible, opening up doors and bringing war veterans back into the very place you'd wished to never return to.

You were 21 years old when you were enlisted into the war that would promise a better world. You were young, devoted, and pure. Though, through the harsh reality of war and what it truly means to have, keep, and protect freedom, you experience loss of loved ones, friends, experience what it means to kill for the greater good, and lose yourself somewhere.

Though the war was harsh, you were given your reprieve and promise of a peaceful life with LOVE INTEREST. You learned what it meant to be human again. To be capable of loving, receiving love, protection without costs, and true bliss. That is, until you are dragged back into a war that makes you fear you will lose yourself entirely forever.

So, some fandom ideas:

Logan Howlett x Reader (Wolverine)

Victor Creed x Reader (Wolverine)

Terry Silver x Reader (Karate Kid)

John Kreese x Reader (Karate Kid)

Any of the Expendables cast [Including but not limited to: Lee Christmas, Gunnar Jensen, Barney Ross, etc. etc.]

And any other fandoms I have listed?

Please help me create this book as I have such a great idea planned and would really like writing for it while it's still fresh. Feel free to leave feedback!

[one-boring-person]

What about a Barney Ross x Reader where they're this small and positive person (like between 4 ft 10 in and 5 ft 2in) that literally smiles and laughs through the danger? And they share a vulnerable moment with Barney about their past/trauma and end up having a romantically heated moment? It could also be like the Expendables Crew x Reader with the same prompt and they support the reader if you want!

I'm really sorry this is a bit short, but I hope you like it!😊💛

Took You Long Enough.

Barney Ross (The Expendables) x reader

Warnings: allusion to sex, mentions of abuse, mention of death, mention of injury, alcohol consumption

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"You ok there, kiddo?" The gruff voice behind me startles me a little from my thoughts, my head turning towards the source.

Barney moves into the ring of visibility cast by the fire he's permitted us to light, dark eyes glowing in the orange flush surrounding us. His body armor hangs loosely from one arm, his undershirt rumpled and bunched around his musculature underneath, pistols still hanging from his hips. As he draws nearer, I smile a little at the state of his hair: mussed and wild.

"Yeah, just thinking." I respond, watching as he comes to sit beside me, pulling a hip flask out.

I raise an eyebrow and he waves me off, playfully dismissive as he takes a sip of whatever he's got inside, offering it to me. Taking it, I sniff the rim before tipping some into my mouth, wincing at how strong it is.

"Jesus, Barney, you trying to wake the dead with that stuff?!" I swallow tightly, grimacing at the flavor.

The mercenary laughs, holding the flask loosely.

"Feels like it needs to sometimes." He muses, the self-deprecating note creeping into his voice again, as it so often does in his quieter moments. 

I shrug.

"Gunnar uses stuff like that to make his brain function normally." I comment, glancing over to where the Swede is asleep.

Barney laughs softly - as softly as he can manage with a smoke-torn throat - turning his gaze on me again.

"What were you thinking about?" He eventually asks, head tilted, dark eyes curious but not probing.

Tensing a little, I pull at my fingers a little, unconsciously, unsure of whether or not to tell him. Part of me wants to keep this to myself, but the other part knows full well that he'll figure it out eventually. 

"My dad." I finally admit, keeping my head down. 

"Your dad?" His voice is quiet, tone questioning though it's clear he's not trying to pressure me into answering.

"Yeah," I nod, unwilling to look up as the memories stir in my head again, "My dad."

"What about your dad?"

Swallowing, I take a breath to calm the rising emotion, regaining my composure.

"About how he's the only reason I'm still around. And where that eventually got him." I steady my breathing, "My mother was...abusive. She was dependent on alcohol, and she was often violent when she got drunk, to both me and my dad. It was terrible...she'd come home from "work" reeking of booze and sex, then she'd have a go at us. Then she'd take her fists to us."

I stop for a moment to steady myself again, my breath threatening to hitch as I recall those horrific episodes...the raised fists, clutching shards of bottle, or glass, slashing down at the nearest target. The last time, she found her target in my father and raised her fist never again against him. She didn't need to.

"She used to use pieces of glass to...to cut us." Subconsciously, I rub at my arms, remembering the ugly scars littering the skin, "One day, my dad protected me and she got him in the neck."

I fall silent, glad to know that Barney is listening with his whole attention, eyes fixed on me, wide with undisguised shock.

"(Y/n)...I'm so sorry...I had no idea." He starts, sounding genuinely apologetic.

"Well, now you do." I laugh, but the sound is dry and sharp, unnatural.

We fall silent, the mercenary evidently unsure of how to continue until he eventually moves closer, hesitantly lifting a hand to my chin, which he takes between three fingers, tilting my face towards him. Meeting his gaze, I can't help the jump in my pulse at our sudden proximity, overwhelmed by the sympathy flooding his brown eyes.

"I'm really sorry that happened to you, (Y/n). Thank you for telling me." He says softly, breath lightly brushing over my face as he speaks.

I can't keep my eyes from his lips now, a deep yearning awakening inside me. Feebly, I try to say something in return, but can only manage a soft sound of acknowledgement, sounding almost pathetic. His fingers are warm on my skin, rough calluses scraping ever so slightly over my chin as he lets his hand fall ever so slightly, his eyes now raking over my face entirely. Unable to help myself, I let out a soft groan, nearly imperceptible. 

Somehow, he hears it.

Instantly, his hand cups my face, pulling me forwards, lips pressing insistently against mine. Moaning in surprise, I clutch at his shoulders and lean into him, pressing closer as he uses his hold on my face to deepen the kiss, tonguing at my lip. Parting gladly, I let my eyes fall closed as his tongue slides into my mouth, tasting me even as I do him, discerning the strong alcohol and rough cigar smoke on his breath as he groans into me. 

Dropping his hands, Barney grips my waist and pulls me into his lap, pinning me against his hard body. Moaning, I grind against him, pulling back as he starts to bite and kiss at my jawline, huffs of need leaving him. His tongue is hot and wet on my skin as he licks down to my neck, following every trail he leaves with his lips, hands gripping me tightly. Nudging his nose against the underside of my jaw, Barney encourages me to look up so he can lavish my neck with wet, open-mouthed kisses, stroking up my back now, hand tangling in my hair to pull my head back. Fervently kissing my neck, he wraps my legs around him and flips us so we're lying on the floor, his hard body pressing down on top of me, lips returning to mine to stifle the moans that are now escaping me.

"There are more private places to be doing that." A gruff voice interrupts us, Lee's weary tone catching us off-guard.

Parting, we look through the darkness at the mercenary watching us, blushing as he smirks and lifts an eyebrow.

"Took you long enough, Barney."

[feirceangel]

Imagine | Warming Up

Imagine camping out with the Expendables in the cold.

Word Count: 1185

Thanks to @one-boring-person for their help! Definitely go check out their blog!!!

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The air is sharp and cold, chilling you to the bone. Sunlight slowly fades, bright colours giving way to darkness speckled with white stars.

A painting of serenity.

Puffs of condensation escape your lips as you trudge through the deep snow. You've figured out a way to successfully avoid most of the snow, carefully following in the footsteps of Gunnar.

It saves you effort to simply copy the bigger man's steps, so you've been doing it for the past hour or so.

The deep trenches that his feet leave behind providing you with firm ground to trudge upon.

You and Toll Road occupy the rear of the pack, with Gunnar and Caesar in the middle, and Lee and Barney at the front.

At least the constant movement is fighting away the frigidity.

This assignment is in Igarka, Russia. A smaller town that started as a lumber export but the sawmill has since closed, leading to a decrease in population.

And, of course, it's freezing here.

The air bites at your lungs as you take a deep breath, stumbling as your foot slips on the snow.

You lurch forward, face planting into Gunnar's back, hands gripping his sides to stay upright.

Eyebrow raised, he looks over his shoulder at you, a lopsided smirk forming.

"I'm that irresistible?"

You quickly step back, rosy cheeks heating up from a blush. Forcing a scowl you say, "No. I just slipped."

Before Gunnar can make another comment, Barney points to a nearby cluster of trees.

"We'll camp there for the night. You guys set up, Me and Lee'll scope the area."

You sigh, shrugging your heavy backpack off and leaning your rifle against a tree. Thankful for the relief, you get straight to work.

The tent itself is not all that big, but it will suffice. It's large enough for everyone to fit, albeit a bit uncomfortably.

"Here, Y/n, let me help," Gunnar offers, taking one end of the tent to assist you in raising it.

"Thanks," you offer him a small smile.

Soon enough, the shelter is prepared and Caesar is lighting a fire as the dark of night overcomes the woods.

You are quick to seat yourself by the fire, trying to warm your cold hands as Caesar begins to cook. The smell of it makes your mouth water.

"Don't suppose you have extra?" You question, eyeing the pot he's stirring.

He chuckles, "Nope. You should've brought your own."

"I didn't have any room in my pack..." You glance disdainfully at your own ready to eat meal.

Caesar shakes his head, not giving in to your pouting at all.

"When I get home, I'm gonna have a feast. I'm talking steak, potatoes, cake; anything I can get my hands on."

Beneath you, the snow is cold even through your snow-pants.

"I'll also have a hot bath," you mutter under your breath.

Unfortunately, Gunnar just happens to sit beside you, catching your quip.

"I know a way to warm up real fast," he smirks, shooting you a wink.

The others sit down too, catching your blush and rolling their eyes at his comment.

"I'm sure you do. But I'll have to decline," you manage to laugh it off even though his flirtatious comment sends butterflies flapping in your stomach.

Toll Road switches the conversation to something his therapist said once and you're thankful for the switch. Casual banter begins to fly back and forth between teammates as supper is devoured. You follow along, occasionally adding to the conversation and laughing when someone makes a joke.

Eventually, the food is gone and the night grows colder.

"I'll take first watch," Barney announces in his rough voice.

"Alright, I'll get the second," Lee chimes.

You roll your eyes, "You know, other people can keep watch too."

"Yeah, but not as good as us," Lee states with a smirk.

"Oh, bullshit, anyone here could keep watch just as good, if not better than you," you retort.

"Fine, then you take first watch."

"Fine, I will," you say even as instant regret floods you. You're tired enough to fall asleep right away and you just had to run your mouth.

Barney shakes his head, "Okay, lights out."

You watch somewhat enviously as the boys pile into the tent. Gunnar is the last to enter, grinning at you.

"The offer to warm up still stands."

His gruff voice is enough to send pleasant shivers down your spine. A returning smile forms on your cold lips as you shake your head. He shrugs and enters the tent, closing the flap.

Leaning against a tree, you grab your gun and keep your eyes peeled for any movement in the surrounding area. Hours pass with no action, your body shivering as the cold permeates you.

The only thoughts keeping you awake are images of Gunnar 'warming you up', which you try to shake away. Gunnar is a known flirt, and you're fairly certain that half the things he says are just to tease you. He couldn't really be attracted to you, right?

But what if he is?

You don't let yourself dwell on it.

After a while, Lee is crawling out of the tent to replace you. He says something but you're too tired and cold to completely understand him.

So, you wave him off and shake the snow from your boots as you enter the covered area. Your weary eyes scan the place, finding the only available area is right next to Gunnar.

Too exhausted to feel any embarrassment, you practically collapse next to the snoring Swede, wrapping yourself in your blanket.

He's so close to you that your arms are touching and you can feel how warm he is through your thin blanket.

Shifting your position, you move so that your back is facing him, determined to fall asleep.

Your plan is foiled as the snoring stops suddenly.

Before you know what's happening, a large arm is wrapping a toasty blanket over you and pulling you up to a hot chest.

Shocked, you twist your head only to have a large hand stop your movement.

"Shh- just go to sleep."

Gunnar's voice is laden with sleep, a sensual sound that makes your face heat up.

He's so close to you. You can feel his solid chest against your back, his heavy arm trapping you against him. You feel like a teddy bear as you're embraced by this giant of a man. And you can't deny that you love the feeling.

His chest moves steadily as you get comfortable and close your eyes.

~

A low whistle is what brings you to your senses, dawn breaking through the opening to the tent.

You're still in the Swede's strong arms, warm as could be.

"You and Gunnar, eh? Who'd a thought?"

Lee's teasing voice makes you glare in his direction.

"Shut up."

"Aww, don't be bashful."

You flip him the bird and turn to press your face against Gunnar's chest again.

He lifts you slightly so that you're laying on top of him, his hand resting atop your head.

"Sleep well?" He asks with a smile. Not his classic smirk, but a genuine smile.

You return the look, "Yeah, we'll have to do that more often."

"I'd like that."

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Let Me Love You

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Soft Spot

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The Vampire Diaries/The Originals:

How They Kiss You | pt 2

Dominant or Submissive

Morning After

Who They’re Jealous Of

Texting | pt 2

How You Sleep

Stefan Salvatore:

Dating Stefan Would Include…

Paul Wesley:

Action

Damon Salvatore:

Cute Moment (blurb)

Goddess | pt 2?

Klaus Mikaelson:

Dating Klaus Would Include…

She’s Mine

Groceries(blurb)

The Big Bad Hybrid | pt 2 | pt 3(coming soon)

Elijah Mikaelson:

Can’t Sleep

Presents | pt 2*

Enzo:

Dating Enzo Would Include…

Teen Wolf:

Peter Hale:

Bait

Narnia

Peter Pevensie:

Fate | pt 2

The Hunger Games:

When They’re Jealous

Peeta Mellark:

Can’t Be Together

The Twilight Saga:

Nighttime(Cullen’s)

Nighttime(Wolf Pack)

Cuddling

How You Met

Jasper Hale:

Bruises

Try

Moody

Losing Control

Undeniable Feelings

The First Time**

Paul Lahote:

Run | Chapter Two(coming soon)

Protective

Possessive

Paul’s Imprint

I Need You*

Kitty Kitty

Warm*

Sam Uley:

Alpha’s Imprint

Jacob Black:

Imprinted

I Could Get Used To This

Emmett Cullen:

My Hero

Edward Cullen:

Rainy Day

Seth Clearwater:

Dating Seth Includes…

Law & Order: SVU:

Fake Boyfriend

Rafael Barba:

Protective

Possessive

Another Late Night

Taking Care Of Him

I Missed You*

Sonny Carisi:

William Lewis

Bait

Undercover

Misunderstandings

I’ve Missed You*

Nick Amaro:

Nick Flirting With You

Mike Dodds:

Dating Mike Would Include…

Fin Tutuola:

Coffee?

Harry Potter:

George Weasley:

Thanks Malfoy

Brothers

Behave

Christmas Surprises

Fred Weasley:

Not So Identical

Divergent:

Eric:

He Gets Jealous

Respect

Respect part 2**NSFW

Insecure

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(2016):

How You Meet

Emotional S/O

Unwind

Stretch Marks

Leonardo:

He Realizes He Likes You

In Heat*

Relaxation

Weakness

Raphael:

Flirting | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8

“He Likes Her!!!”

In Heat*

Donatello:

How You Meet part 2

Help Me

Protected | part 2

Sleep

Treats

School

Anniversary*

Michelangelo:

No Noise*

You’re Okay Now

The Expendables:

Barney Ross:

Your Ex Hurts You

Welcome Back

Lee Christmas:

Your Ex Hurts You

Boss Problems

Christmas Fights

Gunner Jensen:

Your Ex Hurts You

Don’t Die On Me

Can We Cuddle?

Ticklish

Mine*

Impractical Jokers:

How They Act When They’re Jealous

You Try To Leave Him

Whipped

He Proposes

Protective

Sal Vulcano:

Sal’s “Punishment”

Losing A Challenge For You

Coming Home

You’ve Split Up & He Sees You With Someone Else

Brian(Q)Quinn:

He Misses You

When He First Saw You

You Split Up & He See You With Someone Else

He Defends You

5 Seconds Of Summer:

You’re Not Dating But He’s Jealous

You’re Not Dating But He’s Jealous Part 2

What He’s Like In Bed**NSFW

Eminem:

Who’s He?

It’s My Job! 

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Prompt challenge # 3

(Gunnar Jensen X Reader)

Pictures and Gif NOT mine. (All found on Pinterest.)

Gif credit goes to - Unknown.

Year posted - 2021

Tag(s) - @joikima-joestar

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Two weeks, two whole weeks! That's how long Gunnar and (Y/n) had been flirting back and forth nonstop. Driving the rest of the team absolutely insane. And as if on queue when (Y/n) walked into the room, that predictable smirk stretched across Gunnars face, the guys that noticed rolled their eyes in annoyance. "You look sad." Gunnar called out to (Y/n), who froze in her tracks, looking at Gunnar with a confused frown. "You look like you could use a shoulder to put your legs on." He chuckled when she smiled at his comment, understanding where this was going. "You know around 14 men a year are suffocated to death, by women riding their face." (Y/n) placed her hands on her hips, sauntering over to Gunnar, tilting his head back to look into his eyes with her pointer finger. "How would you like to be one of those lucky men?" She smirked with a wink, a giggle passing her lips when he practically growled in response, taking ahold of her hips between his large hands. "Oh enough already, get a room and get it over with. We're all sick of listening to you two." Barney called out as he sat his pistol aside, unable to continue cleaning the gun while they were flirting like teens. "Well if the boss insists." (Y/n) shrugged her shoulders, before placing herself in Gunnars lap. "Let's go big guy." She cooed with a smirk, giggling with how quickly he stood up, wrapping her arms and legs securely around his body. "With pleasure." Gunnar mused with a grin, his hands holding her up by her ass. The rest of the guys laughing at the pair, happy that the two would finally stop flirting, and get over their childish foreplay. Totally obvious to the fact that just because they're finally fucking, doesn't mean they'll stop their incessant flirting.

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*I might extend this further, you know add all that good stuff! 😉

[theydrewfirst]

Rambo, Rocky, Barney when someone talks shit about Y/N:

[shelby-love]

♔ MY NAVIGATION ♔

0.5 TYPES OF REQUESTS I WRITE:

One-shots (1k words or more)

Drabbles  (below 1k words)

Headcanons (bullet point fics)

Blurbs (below 500 words)

Imagines (gif + a little blurb, around 500 words)

1.0 RULES:

Request via ask.

Always include what type of request you want me to write.

Specify because specification is very important as it helps me make your request as pleasing as possible, but try not to be too specific as I like the element of surprise.

If you want me to write something from my prompt list (click here): include the name of said character, category of the prompt and the prompt’s respective number (e.g. Jay Halstead, fluff 7). 

1.1 Note: If you don't include what type of request it is that you want me to cook up, I will choose the type myself so don't come at me if you wanted a 2K worded piece of work and instead got an imagine with 200 words!

1.2 Note: Mixing the prompt with a plot line of your own is allowed, just make sure to follow the rules (1-3). 

1.5 THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND:

Unless asked for, I will be writing with the Female!reader in mind (I like to exclude any gender relation and make it so that both genders could read and enjoy).

I respond to asks when the request has been qued to post and released on Ao3.

The maximum number of request you can send is 2. I know there is an option to send them in anonymously, but I really hope you will stick to this rule. Give others a chance to submit their wishes, and don’t make the line too big with by mass requesting (I close requests after I get around 30 requests).

Requests sent during seasons I have not watched or for characters that have yet to make an appearance in the show will not be written (exceptions exist).

I write one-shots but not a whole series unless I can see/want a continuation.

Themed requests (Christmas, Valentine's Day, New Year etc.) can be only sent during that time. I don’t accept Christmas requests during the month of May. The same goes for the rest.

I have every right to delete every request that does not fit within the rules stated above, or I feel uncomfortable writing. Also, it’s important to note that I don’t have inspiration to write every request that’s sent. It’s normal to not have inspiration, and because I prefer quality to quantity, if I see that I don’t have inspiration for a request then I will not write it.

Requests will be deleted if sent while my request box is closed. I won’t answer them as I feel like there is no need. On almost every informative post (+my bio, and if you’re on PC my theme under ‘blog status’) it will say whether the request box is closed or not.

English is not my first language but without digging myself my own grave this early on I want to say that I'm proud of how much I know, given that I never speak English unless in school.

Be nice because only constructive criticism is allowed. If you spot a grammatical error or a paragraph/sentence/word etc. that doesn't make sense, let me know. But be nice!

2.0 THINGS I DON’T WRITE:

LGBTQ+  topics/relationships (because I feel like I wouldn’t do a good job) 

Real people, send only requests for characters in my writing list

Ships or OC, send only reader inserts

NSFW (mature content stories)

Noncon

Dark!fics

Romanticized mental illnesses

S*icide scenes

R*pe scenes

Racism/slurs

2.1 Note: P*dophilia, r*pe, s*icide might be mentioned in my Chicago P.D, Fire, Med shots (or other), but I will never explicitly write about those subjects or write about anything that is about/centered around them.

2.2 Note: Explicitly written smut is a no, I will not write that. Try to refrain from requesting steamy scenes too, as I will only put them in myself were I to deem it necessary for the WIP.

2.5 THINGS I DO WRITE:

Angst

Fluff/ WAFF

Fusion/ Crossover

Daughter/Wife/Sister!Reader

Here is me trying to explain what kind of requests I also take [x]

2.6 Note: It’s hard to list but to make it easier for you guys, I will write about almost anything as long as it’s not on my 2.0 bullet.

3.0 POSTING SCHEDULE:

Posts are usually posted between 01:00 A.M. and 05:00 A.M. CET (Central European Time).

Check schedule to see what's been qued to post.

3.1 Note: This account is NOT my work place. Everything here is written when I have time and I feel like writing. Requests that I find more interesting will most likely be written and qued to post sooner. I advise you to follow my blog, check regularly and sit tight until you see that it's qued. You can always check my navigation page and click on 'schedule'. Or simply click here.

3.2 Note: I am not a doctor nor a firefighter nor a policeman. I research whatever I can before I start writing and sometimes that takes hours. Nothing is 100% accurate (especially for events set in Chicago Med) although I hope it is.

3.5 WRITING LIST:

3.6 Note: Requests are currently OPEN for all fandoms!!!

3.7 Note: Your requests do not have to be strictly romantic (Sibling!Reader or other are also (obviously) allowed).

---More shows and characters will be added through time

✏ TV SHOWS (alphabetical order)

9-1-1 (✓)

Evan Buckley

Eddie Diaz

Bobby Nash

Howard "Chimney" Han

BRIDGERTON (✓)

Simon Basset

Anthony Bridgerton

Benedict Bridgerton

Colin Bridgerton

Prince Friedrich

CHICAGO FIRE (S01-S06)

Kelly Severide

Matt Casey

Peter Mills

Jimmy Borelli

Christopher Herrmann

Brian “Otis” Zvonecek

Joe Cruz

CHICAGO PD (S01-SO2)

Antonio Dawson

Adam Ruzek

Kevin Atwater

Jay Halstead

Hank Voight

Alvin Olinsky

CHICAGO MED (✓)

Connor Rhodes

Will Halstead

Ethan Choi

Noah Sexton

Crockett Marcel

James Lanik

DYNASTY (S01-S02)

Blake Carrington

Jeff Colby

Liam Ridley

Michael Culhane

ELITE (✓)

Guzmán Nunier Osuna

Samuel García Domínguez

Christian Varela Expósito

Leopoldo Benavent Villada (Polo)

PEAKY BLINDERS (✓)

Thomas Shelby

Arthur Shelby

John Shelby

Finn Shelby

Ada Shelby

Polly Gray

Alfie Solomons

Michael Gray (I currently cannot stand this dude)

TEEN WOLF (✓)

Scott Mcall

Stiles Stilinski

Isaac Lahey

Liam Dunbar

Derek Hale

THE ORIGINALS (✓)

Klaus Mikaelson

Elijah Mikaelson

Kol Mikaelson

Finn Mikaelson

Marcel Gerard

Rebekah Mikaelson

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (✓)

Number Five

Diego Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (✓)

Stefan Salvatore

Damon Salvatore (hate him)

Alaric Saltzman

Lorenzo St. John

Tyler Lockwood

Matt Donovan

Jeremy Gilbert

Katherine Pierce

Elena Gilbert (hate her even more)

Caroline Forbes

Bonnie Bennett

THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT (✓)

Benny Watts

Townes

Harry Beltik

THE WITCHER (✓)

Geralt of Rivia

Jaskier

WANDAVISION  (✓)

See under ‘Marvel Universe’.

✏ MOVIES

HARRY POTTER

Oliver Wood

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Percy Weasley

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Neville Longbottom

Cedric Diggory

The Marauders era

James Potter

Sirius Black

Peter Pettigrew

Remus Lupin

Severus Snape

MARVEL UNIVERSE

Tony Stark / Iron Man

Bruce Banner / Hulk

Thor

Loki

Steve Rogers / Captain America

Natasha Romanoff

Clint Barton / Hawkeye

Nick Fury

James Rhodes / War Machine / Iron Patriot

Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier / White Wolf

Sam Wilson / Falcon

Vision

Scott Lang / Ant-Man

T'Challa / Black Panther

Peter Parker / Spider-Man

Stephen Strange

Peter Quill / Star-Lord

Pietro Maximoff

TWILIGHT

Edward Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Emmett Cullen

Alice Cullen

Jasper Hale

Rosalie Hale

Alec

Benjamin

Jacob Black

Seth Clearwater

Embry Call

EXPENDABLES

Lee Christmas

Barney Ross

Billy The Kid

Smilee

Mars

Thorn

Hale Caesar

Yin Yang

Toll Road

Gunnar Jensen

Booker

[peterparkyourassonme]

what do I write and about who?

- SHIPS are done for all shows/movies/bands with their full cast/crew that are featured on this list. ONESHOTS, HEADCANONS and PERSONALIZED THINGS are only done for the people/characters that are listed.

- characters /people with ! behind their name are my favorites to write for. 

- I only write character/person x reader not x another character/person. 

- so I do ships, headcanons, series, mostly one shots and sometimes personalized things, but that’s either for a celebration or for a friend. 

- if you want to request, don’t be shy! and be patient. I will get to your request.

here’s a link to what i’ve done before, there you can see what my writing style is.  

DISCLAIMER; ya girl isn’t gonna write anything she’s uncomfortable with. If you miss a character on the list it’s probably because I don’t care for them that much and will never get the inspiration to write for them. 

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IRL

actors; benedict cumberbatch, chris evans!, chris pratt!, joe keery, robbie kay, robert downey jr, sebastian stan, tom holland!

artists; all members of 5SOS, brendon urie, charlie puth, harry styles, niall horan, shawn mendes

friends/fam; harry and sam holland!, harrison osterfield!

ships are also done for all members of 1D, 5SOS, the holland brothers [including haz]

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FICTIONAL

american horror story; all evan peters’s characters [season 1 through 5]

bbc sherlock; jim moriarty!, john watson!, sherlock holmes!

brooklyn nine nine; jake peralta

freaks and geeks

friends; chandler bing!, joey tribbiani!, mike hanigan, monica geller, phoebe buffay, rachel green, ross geller

glee; blaine anderson, jesse st. james!, rachel berry, sam evans, santana lopez

harry potter; draco malfoy!, harry potter, hermione granger, neville longbottom, ron weasley, the weasley twins!

heathers; jason dean! , veronica sawyer, ram sweeney

how I met your mother; barney stinson, robin scherbatsky, ted mosby

jurassic world; owen grady

marvel cinematic universe; bucky barnes, gamora, liz allen, loki, michelle jones, natasha romanoff, peter parker!, peter quill!!!!, stephen strange, steve rogers!!, thor, tony stark!

once upon a time; henry mills, killian jones, peter pan!

parks and recreation; andy dwyer, april ludgate

pretty little liars

riverdale; archie andrews, betty cooper, cheryl blossom, f.p jones, jason blossom, jughead jones, reggie mantle, veronica lodge

stranger things; dustin henderson, eleven, jim hopper, jonathan byers!, lucas sinclair, max mayfield, mike wheeler, nancy wheerler, steve harrington! 

supernatural; dean and sam winchester

that 70s show

the big bang theory

the greatest showman; anne wheeler, philip carlyle

titanic; jack dawson

13 reasons why

[randomfandomimagine]

Characters Tags Masterlist Part 2

Add ‘x reader’ to character tags if you want to see the fanfiction posts and avoid ships and other random posts. 

Part 1 of this masterlist

Final Fantasy VII

Zack Fair, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart, Aerith Gainsborough, Reno Sinclair, Yuffie Kisaragi, Denzel, Vincent Valentine, Sephiroth, Genesis Rhapsodos, Barret Wallace, Biggs, Jessie Rasberry, Leslie Kyle, Tseng

Paper Towns

Quentin Jacobsen, Ben Starling, Radar, Margo Roth Spiegelman

Glee

Glee Club

Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Will Schuester, Noah Puckerman, Quinn Fabrey, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones,  Artie Abrams, Sebastian Smythe, Rory Flanagan, Sam Evans

New Girl

Schmidt, Winston Bishop, Nick Miller

Final Fantasy X

Tidus, Auron, Yuna, Rikku

Back to the Future

Marty McFly, George McFly, Lorraine MccFly, Jennifer Parker, Biff Tannen

Misfits

Nathan Young, Kelly Bailey, Simon Bellamy, Curtis Donovan, Alisha Daniels

Death Note

L Lawliet, Light Yagami, Mihael Keehl (Mello), Mail Jeevas (Matt), Nate River (Near), Touta Matsuda

Uncharted

Nathan Drake, Sam Drake, Victor Sullivan, Chloe Frazer

Musketeers

D’Artagnan, Aramis, Porthos, Athos, Phillippe

Smallville

Bart Allen, Clark Kent (Welling), Oliver Queen (Hartley), Jimmy Olsen (Ashmore), A.C., Lex Luthor, Chloe Sullivan

Witcher

Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla of Cintra, Dandelion, Jaskier (Batey), Yennefer of Vengerberg, Triss Merigold, Renfri

Final Fantasy XV

Chocobros, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Nyx Ulric, Cor Leonis, Aranea Highwind, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret, Cindy Aurum

Jurassic World

Zach Mitchell, Owen Grady

Marvel/MCU

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Thor Odinson, Natasha Romanoff, Pietro Maximoff, Bucky Barnes, Maria Hill, Darcy Lewis, Stephen Strange, T’Challa, Shuri, Loki Laufeyson, Jane Foster, Peggy Carter, Pepper Pots, Peter Quill, Peter Parker, Scott Lang, Carol Danvers, Howard Stark, James Rhodes, Vision

Spiderman

Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield), (Tom Holland), Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn

PS4 Marvel Spider-Man

Star Wars

Poe Dameron, Finn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Anakin Skywalker, Rey, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leia Organa, Padme Amidala, Rose Tico

Deadpool

Wade Wilson, Vanessa Carlysle, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Nathan Summers/Cable, Yukio

Supergirl

Kara Danvers, Winn Schott, Alex Danvers, James Olsen

Fantastic Beasts

Newt Scamander, Credence Barebone, Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski, Theseus Scamander

Disney

Hercules, Li Shang, Aladdin, Tarzan, Eric, Jane Porter, John Smith, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kristoff, Anna, Kuzco, Milo Thatch

Tangled

Eugene Fitzherbert, Rapunzel

Holes

Stanley Yelnats, Hector Zeroni, X-Ray, Zigzag

Fantastic Four

Johnny Storm, Reed Richards

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall Eriksen, Barney Stinson, Ted Mosby

Friends

Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller

Malcolm In The Middle

Malcolm Wilkerson, Reese Wilkerson, Francis Wilkerson

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Henry Turner, James Norrington, Elizabeth Swann, Carina Smyth

X-Men

Charles Xavier, Raven Darkhelmore (Mystique), Jean Grey, Hank McCoy, Peter Maximoff (Quicksilver), Logan Howlett (Wolverine), Scott Summers (Cyclops), Erik Lehnsherr

Life Is Strange

Warren Graham, Nathan Prescott, Max Caulfield, Chloe Price, Kate Marsh

DCEU

Diana Prince, Steve Trevor, Bruce Wayne, Arthur Curry

Superman

Clark Kent (Henry Cavill), Lois Lane

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper

Brooklyn 99

Jake Peralta, Rosa Diaz, Amy Santiago, Terry Jeffords, Raymond Holt, Gina Linetti

Baby Driver

Baby, Darling

My Hero Academia 

Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo, Toshinori Yagi/All Might, Momo Yaoyorozu, Shoto Todoroki, Denki Kaminari, Uraraka Ochako, Mei Hatsume, Iida Tenya

God Of War

Kratos, Atreus, Mimir, Freya, Athena, Sindri, Brok, Faye, Baldur

Others (fandoms I don’t usually write for)

Augustus Waters (TFIOS), Oliver Queen (Arrow)

Part 3 of this masterlist!

[80s4life]

Opposites Attract**

Word Count: 1,895

Status: Suggested!

Ask: Hi. I am wondering if you could write something with Barney Ross. He's dating someone a bit younger than him, she keeps to herself, and one day they're hanging around the plane after everyone's gone and he's up in the pilots seat. Maybe she starts off teasing him (maybe is wearing one of his shirts like a flannel unbuttoned with just her underwear on) and then it leads to them doing it in the pilots seat.

A/N: Very kinky and pretty fun to write actually! Tysm anon!

Fandom: The Expendables Series

Relationship: Barney Ross x Young!Female!Reader

Summary: You always have to tred lightly when it comes to surprising Barney. From new positions to new lingerie, it takes a lot to impress the stubborn man, but not enough for it to be an annoyance. Quite frankly, it just turns you on more. A cat and mouse game for example...

Warnings: smut, nsfw, teasing, chair sex, plane sex, cursing/language, daddy/sir kink, age-gap pairing, dom/sub dynamic

Taglist: @tangledcopperstrands @snapessecretdiary​

Masterlist Expendables Masterlist

{Gif is not mine, credits go to @slystallone​}

Looking yourself over one last time, you smirk at your appearance. From the flannel to the the lingerie, you stand a little taller, proud even. Just looking at you, anyone could see the label right above your head: “HIS.” And that you were, no matter how much he’d tried to distance you guys from ever being together. Sighing, you psyched yourself up. Even now, you are still a little intimidated by the attractive older man, as if every time you surprise him, it’s a test. “This’ll give me an ‘A+,’” you laugh.

Humming, you lull your head to the little tune playing in your head, doing your final touch-ups to your hair and cleavage. Finally, shutting off the bathroom light and walking down the aisle of the fuselage, you scamper up to the cockpit quietly. As if nothing was out of the ordinary, you brush by the tight space beside his form lounging on the pilot’s seat, sprawling yourself out across the co-pilot’s.

Turning his head from the magazine he was reading, numerous parts and additions for all types of machinery scribbled about it, Barney gazes at you. Feeling his gaze, you try your best to ignore it, typing in the PIN to your phone instead. Quickly, he turns his head back to the tools, clearing his throat as he slightly shifts his position. You smirk.

After a good five minutes, you get impatient. He wasn’t looking. This made the chase even harder for you.

Forcing a yawn, you stretch your back over the armrest, boobs becoming awfully present in the dim lighting. The flannel, hanging loosely on your form, parts and moves away from your chest, unclasped buttons managing to hold the shirt perfectly for Barney’s view. Just to add flavor, you squeal a little in the yawn for emphasis. 

This catches his attention once more, a smirk of his own now forming as his eyes never leave the magazine. This pisses you off. Getting up now, you turn to face him, frustrated with pent-up hormones. Unbuttoning the rest of the clasps on his flannel, you let the sleeves hang around your arms and ass, black lingerie lining each and every curve of your body.

He gives you a once-over.

Groaning in confusion and annoyance, you yell, “Fine, have it your way Old Man! Go play with yourself then!” Snatching up your phone, you storm towards the door once more, intent on leaving him alone. Then, his hand, strong and firm, grips your forearm fiercely. 

“All you had to do was ask Baby. Didn’t need to play games...” he now teases you.

“Oh, you Asshole!” you laugh, “You couldn’t have just appreciated the effort? Given in for once? Acknowledged me?”

“I did! I looked at you the first time!”

“You know what I mean Mr. Ross...” you smile, noticing his hand still wrapped around your arm.

Just as he catches your line of sight, he tugs your arm closer to him as he stands up, towering you. Looking up at him through your lashes, he looks down at you demanding, his breath quickening at every short movement. Now, at the close proximity, you can feel your effect on the man, his bulge tapping your hip bone.

Smirking, you pull him in for a kiss. Just as you are able to share air, you push him into his seat, winking, and getting on top of him. Straddling his waist, your fingers trace figures on his chest, neck, and jaw. His eyes, a deep brown, stare and watch your every moment, taking in every beautiful feature of your face as he does. 

His shirt goes once it gets in your way, your fingers following each intricate marking of his numerous tattoos. “Are you gonna let me play with you all night or are ya gonna tell me whose boss?”

Snapping from his trance, he smirks, “I was just admiring your handiwork.” Superior instincts kicking back in, he hefts you up, and places you on your feet just as he gets back onto his own. “Clothes have to go,” he mutters in a gravelly voice, shedding the flannel and bra from your chest, mouth instantly attaching to a nipple. 

Groaning, you straddle him once more. Tugging on the hairs at the base of his neck, you move to unclasp his belt buckle, unlooping it from his tight jeans. Taking advantage of his set determination, you unzip his pants as well, playing with the tent that pokes through the open expansion of space. Of course he goes commando.

Barney shivers at the slight contact, lightly biting a nipple as a warning. You ignore it, playing with the hem of his jeans and intentionally ignoring the third party. He groans in dissatisfaction, taking matters into his own hands once he realizes you weren’t going to give into his desires that were clearly made known.

“You fucking brat,” Barney grumbles, pushing you into the pilot’s seat, removing the rest of his pants and discarding them on the floor. Swiftly, he grabs your bum, dragging it to the end of the seat, removing your panties before you could fight him on it. “Do I need to spank you?”

Heat instantly flames between your thighs, unconsciously clenching them together.

“I asked you a question Brat,” Barney demands. 

“Yes sir.”

“’Yes sir’ what?” he smiles coyly down at you.

“Yes sir, I need a spanking,” you mutter, embarrassed.

“Do I have to ask you to repeat that now, too?”

“No sir.”

“Then repeat yourself.”

“Yes sir, I need a spanking,” you yell exasperatedly.

“Watch your tone,” he warns, pulling you up and out of the seat. “Five spanks...unless you try somethin’. Then you’ll get your reward.”

Sprawling comfortably on the pilot’s seat, he indulges in the supreme feeling of your smaller body curling over the tops of his knees and thighs, at his mercy. Chuckling darkly, he grazes a hand across one of your ass cheeks, making sure he’s extra careful. The smooth sensation brings goosebumps on your skin, unsure of what or when you would earn your ‘beating.’

Strike! Barney slaps your ass without warning, catching you off guard and initiating a squeal. “No noises,” Barney warns, completely indulging in being the man in charge. “Count. Out loud.” 

“One,” you whimper.

Enjoying the nice hand print he’s left, he dubs it only fair if he gives the other side the same treatment. Striking the other cheek, you wince hard, biting into your lip as tears start to form. “T-Two.”

The next two come in close seconds, not giving you the satisfaction of a slight break. “Three... Four.” Tears do fall from your face, but your thankful you’d gone almost completely numb.

“Just one more Sweetheart, you can do it. Right?” he rubs your butt.

“Y-Y-Yes. Yes, s-sir.” you try your best not to let him hear your struggles.

As soon as you answer, one final hit lands on the center of your ass, stinging fresh and raw. You dig your nails subconsciously into Barneys thigh, enjoying the pleasurable yet painful sensitivity he’d left in his wake.

Patting you lightly, Barney motions that you are not longer in trouble, asking you to get up. Wobbling, you follow suite, wiping the tears away as he stand straight before him. “Did you learn your lesson, Little Girl?”

“Yes Sir, I promise not to do it again.”

“We both know that’s a lie...” Barney mumbles, smirking as he pulls you into his lap again.

Instantly, your need flares up once more, his dick resting on your stomach between your bodies. Licking your lips, you look up at Barney, awaiting some sort of command. He stares back at you tauntingly, testing you. You almost want to scream, take what you want without his approval; but you know there’d be more in store for you, lengthening the torture of a much needed release or two.

“What are you waiting for? Go on, take what ya want Baby Girl,” Barney sighs, chuckling.

His breath catches in his throat as you instantly wrap your hand around his dick, your cold hands an unusual feeling. Lifting up your hips, you align him with your entrance, using the help of your hand to guide you through the first few thrusts. Eventually, you build a rhythm, moaning as loudly and as greedily ad you pleased.

Barney makes his fair share of noises too, making you all but flustered as you realize that you are the only one allowed to see him this way. All beet red, breathless, and utterly infatuated with one person, and one person only: you. It seems you are not the only one with a label, huh?

Your hips start to stutter as you start to reach the end of your line, climax nearing any second now. Barney feels your walls tighten, causing him to knock his head back in ecstasy. “Barn, I’m gonna...” you cut off with a moan, starting to slow your motions as your pleasure threatens to overcome you.

“I know,” he reassures, grabbing you waist as he deliciously thrusts upwards, stilling for a moment, and then thrusting again. He increases the speed as you wrap your arms around his shoulders tightly, trying to grind down in time with his hips. 

Pounding into your core, you scream as you knot starts to break, your body shaking uncontrollably. Moaning Barney’s name, your orgasm hits you quickly with even more begs. The sound of his name spilling from your lips in the heat of passion, Barney nears his climax as well, finding your voice all too attractive.

Thrusting one last, hard time, Barney cums inside you in a rush, pulling you as close as his string biceps would allow. You easily reciprocate, still trying to come down from your high, panting into the crook of his neck and shoulder.

Taking some time to catch your breath, Barney smiles, “If only you’d follow orders on missions as obediently as you did here.”

“Oh shut up! You really gonna ruin the moment with something stupid?”

He simply laughs, “It’s only stupid because I’m right.”

“Whatever, you’re just lucky I put up with your ass,” you giggle, pulling him out and grabbing a towel to clean yourselves up.

“If putting up with me means dressing down to the nines in order to impress, then I’m 100% okay with this.”

You blush, looking him in the eyes, “I just want you to feel special.”

His heart melts a little, admiring your puppy dog eyes, pulling your body to rest on his lap again. Legs dangling over the side of the chair, you cuddle up to his chest, placing your head under his chin. 

“It’s fine, you don’t have to say anything. It’s more of a reassurance thing...impressing you. I mean, at the end of the night, we both appreciate it right?” you start to ramble.

Grabbing your chin calmly, Barney smiles broadly, “I love you. Anything you wear is fucking impressing.”

You return the smile lovingly, “Then I’ve accomplished my mission. I love you, too, Old Man.”

[one-boring-person]

Hi I was wondering if you could do a oneshot of Barney from expendables taking his pregnant wife to go see the gang at the park

I hope you like this and I'm sorry for the wait!

Old Fool.

Barney Ross (The Expendables) x reader

Warnings: swearing

Masterlist

“Where the hell is Barney? He organised this damn thing.” Gunnar growls in irritation as he downs another can of soda, looking at the can in disgust, “And why the fuck are we drinking this shit?”

Casting amused glances at each other, the rest of the team watch as the disgruntled Swede cracks open yet another can, sipping from their own as they wait for their leader to arrive. Thankfully, the weather is nice, so the four of them are left sitting in a relatively sunny spot, feeling warm and mostly content...apart from Gunnar, who would rather be out doing god knows what. Barney had asked them a couple of weeks ago to go to this particular park near his home today, and had made a point of reinforcing the date multiple times since. Unfortunately for Gunnar, the time of the meeting is mid-morning, so far too early to drink any alcohol for any good reason, especially in public, leaving them all with hastily cooled sodas. 

“He’s late.” Lee shrugs, sitting back in his seat, smirking as the tall blonde turns on him.

“Yeah, no shit.” He retorts, grumbling something about the British always pointing out the obvious. 

“There’s probably a good reason.” Toll tries to reason, Caesar nodding his agreement. 

“There better be.” Gunnar grouches, busying himself with his can, until Lee suddenly sits upright, almost choking on a sip of coke.

“What the...” He frowns, squinting at a point in the distance, the others all following his gaze. 

The others have similar reactions, eyes widening in surprise, brows furrowing in confusion as they catch sight of their leader walking up the path...with a woman in tow.

It’s all they can do not to stare at her as Barney leads her towards his friends, a hand placed on her back, keeping her close to him, though Lee notices the slight hesitation in his stride as he nears. She’s a beautiful woman, they all agree, but what surprises and shocks them the most is the small but not unnoticeable swelling of her stomach, a roundness not found in weight problems. Gunnar’s can falls to the floor as he sees this, the Swede hastily bending to pick it up again before Barney gets too close. 

“Afternoon, Barney.” Lee greets as the two approach, lifting his bottle slightly in greeting, “Didn’t know you were bringing company. I would’ve dressed up.”

In response, Barney shifts slightly, an odd look on his face as he speaks.

“Hey, guys.” He nods at them, before helping his friend step forwards, “II wanted to introduce her to you all. This is (Y/n). My...girlfriend. (Y/n), this is Lee, Caesar, Toll and Gunnar.”

It’s silent for a long moment, before Lee, Caesar and Toll stand up, moving forward to shake (Y/n)’s hand. 

“Nice to meet you all.” She smiles pleasantly, shaking their hands firmly as she looks at them all, remaining close to Barney. 

It takes Gunnar a moment, but he eventually joins them in standing, taking her proffered hand with a flabbergasted expression. 

“You never told us you had a girlfriend.” He mutters to Barney, cocking his head to the side as he returns to his seat with the others, watching as his leader helps his girlfriend onto a chair of her own. 

“No, I, err, didn’t know how you guys would react.” Barney rubs the back of his neck, chuckling humorlessly. 

“Why?” Lee questions, blunt as always.

Barney looks at (Y/n) briefly, before sighing and continuing to speak.

"Because of my age. Let's be honest, how many sixty-year-olds have pregnant girlfriends? I reckon you could count on one hand. I thought you might find it weird, or something. I don't know, I'm no good with words." The mercenary explains haltingly, frowning a little.

"When in the fuck have we ever showed any interest in your personal life?" Caesar bursts out after a moment, grinning as he says it. 

"Yeah, Barney, none of us could give a toss that you've got a girlfriend who's younger than you. If anything, we're happy that you're finally not the sad old loner in the bar anymore." Lee lifts his bottle, smirking at his leader.

Blinking, Barney sits back in his seat, confused by the reaction until Toll leans forwards and emphasises the point.

"Barney, we're happy for you." He smiles, winking at him as Gunnar agrees, somewhat grudgingly. 

"See, I told you." (Y/n) ribs Barney, nudging him with her elbow as she grins and laughs at his bewildered expression, "You've known these guys for far too fucking long to be getting worried about their opinion of a girl."

At her words, Lee gives her an appreciative glance and nods, sensing a pointed look at Barney.

"See? Even she knows you're an old fool." He quips, chuckling.

"Old fool? How many times has this old fool gotten your asses out of trouble, hm?" Barney grins, "I guess you're right. I am a bit of a fool."

"Yeah, but we all love you." (Y/n) reassures him, rolling her eyes playfully as the guys make sounds of mocking disagreement, "Wow, some friends you have!" 

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THE EXPENDABLES

These are all of my imagines for the characters of The Expendables. Enjoy!

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