#roach cod

[mactavishenjoyer]

Random bad Guy:"I have evidence you are cheating on Soap. You are going to do what I want or I send him a Video of you kissing Ghost."

Roach:"he also kisses Ghost."

Random bad guy:"what?"

Roach:"we all kiss Ghost...he needs it. if we don't he thinks we hate him."

Random bad guy:"the fuck?

[waterfowl69]

i actually feel insane rn

his big nose is so real trust,,, come home to me gary sanderson,,, come home to me…

[fadingsweetsphantom]

Price, finding a quiet corner away from his time, he just needed a few minutes quiet without chaos after having broken up with his now ex that morning. Dating a civie just never worked out in the end.

*outside the office building*

Soap and Gaz, pulling up in a deffiantly not miltary issued car: you guys wanna go with us to run over Price's cheating ex?

Roach, looks over at Ghost: ...

Ghost: yeah sure, why not

[tiddygame]

i think if roach was in the mw reboot, all of the shit with graves betrayal just wouldn’t have happened for no reason other than the fact that roach and graves would’ve been too busy fighting over being the token american southerner.

like graves is the old money “wealthy suburb with an acre front yard in texas” type southern where as roach is the florida man “everything’s legal if you can run fast enough” type southern.

graves makes fun of roach for growing up in the sticks and roach makes fun of graves for never having done a hard days work a day in his life. they sound like two red dead redemption npcs. no one can figure out what they’re saying.

the feud over how much sugar goes in a gallon of sweet tea could’ve lasted days, but ghost made a comment about all sweet tea being an abomination which made them unite under a common enemy.

price thanks him for getting them to stop. ghost is trying to get his pillow unstuck from the ceiling so he can sleep. he does not know what feud price is talking about.

[forestshadow-wolf]

Roach would appreciate how sad it is that dodo birds don't exist. Roach would give me a hug because dodo birds don't exist any more. Roach would understand the gaping chasm in my heart that we are the downfall of beauty

[morthern]

Roachin'

[beetle-7937]

Cannon. no one can tell me otherwise

[orbuz228]

коллаб с @vintosik @arrboreddd

[pourinn]

R stands for Roach

[bowi333]

bug bugging his boyfriend

[mactavishenjoyer]

09' Ghost, into his radio: "ROACH! ROACH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? RESPOND!"

09' soap:"how the hell is he going to respond when he can't fucking talk!"

09' Ghost :"he'll make someone else do it"

09' soap: "that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day."

A random man over their radios :"EAST HALLWAY! PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-"*gunshot*

09' Ghost, with heart eyes:"see, I told you!"

09' Soap:

[waterfowl69]

mf means sm to me im making him into a linoleum print 😭😭😭 (colors are tbd)

also like 110% not my best drawing of roach ever but it needed to be simple (he looks so twinkish im sorry)

[grechka-zhest]

[temeyes]

just a quick roach for tonight's cooldown, k gnight!

[prottdoodles]

If 09 Roach and 09 Ghost brought home Riley the dog, how would 09 Soap react?

He most def ain't a dog person

[antomatkoen]

my biggest headcanon for this silly is that he reacts to like, everything. with his antennas