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#weight lifting#gym motivation#gym#gym life#bodybuilding#bodybuilder#texas#texas bodybuilders#workout#Bodybuilding split#Workout split#Bro split#Bro lift
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the madness frustration loneliness of the dissonance of a mismatch of the rotten heart to the rest
allosexual aromantic swag happy pride *peaces out*
#my art#alloaro#aromantism#happy pride#my animation#if this isnt fucking obvious is a personal post about MY EXPERIENCES#i love being aro more than any other part of my identity tbh but bro#this shit is crazy wack when you dont got the asexuality to match it made me into a fucking specimen#and i love picking apart my own brain#also bi aro ppl are so crazy rare and for what. i dont get why allo aro ppl are so rare. WHY ARE WE SO RARE? WHY.#like the opposite many more alloro ace ppl exist than split attraction ppl of my flavor and thats Wack. its wack. i dont get it.#its not like its complicated (okay maybe it is but also it isnt its simple to Me) so whats the populations problem.#gif#anyways. i wanted to animate this personal piece bc im a fucking weirdo i guess
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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this#bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself#also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead#idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL#but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions#also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one#so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#sebastian x mc#choccyart#mirabel garlick#hogwarts legacy fanfiction
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This should have come out a lot sooner, but I lost my script-overview thing I made and couldn't for the life of me remember what happened next.
Sorry about that :')
But I finally get an excuse to draw some of Leo's buddies!! :D
#rottmnt separated au#rottmnt#rottmnt au#woven ties au#they're having a bro's night#i don't think it's gonna go quite as they planned though. . .#hypno potamus my beloved#i can't pick favorites for the life of me but if i had to pick a favorite villain it would probably by hypno and warren#which i know is technically two villains but don't make me split those lovers up please they're a package deal#separated au#rottmnt wt!au#rottmnt leo#rise leo#wt!leo#rottmnt repo manis#rise repo mantis#wt!repo mantis#rottmnt hypno#rise hypno#wt!hypno
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bro be quiet the irs are gonna find us
#split fiction#mio hudson#zoe foster#zomio#bro this isn't a compromising position at all#how many parking tickets has mio gotten. do you think she parks her motorcycle on the bike rack
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no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh
#star wars#clone wars#star wars fanart#ahsoka tano#captain rex#anyway i bring you this a) because i'm going back to my tcw roots of late and b) because i miss them terribly#as you can see because i can't handle reality i put her in the novel design#cause wdym they split up after order 66 haha what no that didn't happen you're crazy#read it however you want idc ^^)b any interpretation of their dynamic is the best one i think#yea anyway in this amount of time i've gotten a lot better at anatomy and i don't really care about social media anymore#but i have like nowhere to put my art now so *shrug*#star wars the clone wars#artists on tumblr#i've wanted to do one of those post-type drawings and i am .-+ too lazy +-. to color it sooo#signature got cropped sigh. whatever#if you see a mistake no you don't. you know the drill#also i finally watched bad batch season 3 around christmastime and hewiutgeh.#singlehandedly took the show from a 4 to a 10 for me so thx dave filoni we love u as always >>>#lowk kinda missed it here *gazes fondly at the bot spam and screaming and cursing in my feed*#btw i have never used instagram in my life so if this is formatted wrong it's your fault. bye#someone tell me whether or not i should tag this as rxsk because i am very much debating#does tumblr even like them anymore ?? i know ao3 does they're still going crazy over there (>1k works God bless)#“bro's first post back and she's yapping her head off” cmon you know me by now anyway can we talk about season 7 ahsoka#i find no fault in her. she is perfect. she is the greatest version of any star wars character ever at all#no i will not be thinking about whether or not anyone told her about fives. no i will not be thinking about whether or not anyone told echo#ok that's enough bye i'll wait for this to get four notes at most and three of them being comments screaming at me#one more thing uhh suspend your disbelief since anakin liked the post. rots didn't happen and everything is fine !!#my art
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Dog that goes GORP
#regretevator#regretevator split#regretevator fanart#roblox#bro how do you tag stuff#art#fanart#i dunno
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Listen, I know I've been very insistent about Mothman Doof but I really need you to understand the position he's in this scene
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, HE'S SEDUCING ME
#Bro is 47 years old WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE THAT FLEXIBILITY???#HE'S DOING A SPLIT#HIS HANDS#THE DAMN THING HE PULLS OUT OF HIS MOUTH#BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRR#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#pnf doofenshmirtz#dr doofenshmirtz#mothman doof#pnf#pnf spoilers#pnf season 5#I just realized that it's actually a spagat#not a split#Sorry I'm sleepy
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prusty torment nexus
#venture bros#the venture brothers#vbros#pete white#rusty white#thaddeus venture#ts venture#peterusty#admin draws#fanart#ideally id ramble long here but i have labs tomorrow mornign...#im just thinking pete probably grew up with at best a vague knowledge of who rusty is cause i just imagine his family not having a TV#and in college he gets a little puppy crush from sheer proximity when hes jsut like naw rusty is fun thats why i like him#meanwhile rusty is not fun he tries too hard and his friendship with pete rests upon pete splitting a joint with him at the freshman bash#and them being on the same dorm floor and snowballing common friendgroup of losers#like yeah theres genuine fondness here but its heavier on pete's side. hes not exactly starstruck but its easier to explain it like that#instead of giving up the bad fight of claiming hes not gay for the next 15 years#rusty despite himself just relaxes into a relationship only because pete is that perfect mix of non threatening to his own self worth#cause hes also a massive loser#but also giving him the kind of attention he craves without it being overbearing#thats my half asleep peterusty manifesto
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hector and teucer are the funniest cousin duo ever to me. hector’s ride or die for his family EXCEPT that greek guy who keeps shooting at him. that guy can get hit with fuckass big rock. meanwhile teucer’s so determined to kill hector he shoots like 9 people in the crossfire and when ajax dies teucer immediately sees he used hector’s sword and shakes his fist at the clouds
#ajax is like yeah that guys our enemy but hes pretty honorable lets swap armor bro#meanwhile teucer is shaking with rage behind him like a feral chihuahua#is this how he copes with his Very Clear Generational Trauma is this his coping mechanism#modern au where teucers parents have split custody and he keeps trying to bite hector at family reunions#teucer#hector of troy
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my workout split
I'll be doing a pretty basic bro split. 5 days a week, targeting a different muscle group every day, with two rest days. I'll follow this for 8 weeks, and then transfer to something else, most likely a PPL program. In addition, I'll train abs in the morning. I have a pretty weak core, so it's important for me to work on it.
My weeks will look like this
Monday: chest
Tuesday: back
Wednesday: legs
Thursday: shoulders
Friday: arms
Weekends: rest
Here's a link to the program I'll be using: https://www.muscleandstrength.com/workouts/5-day-body-part-split-planet-fitness-workout
#Fitblr#Gym#beginner workout#I'm tired of being weak!#If I don't stick to this for at least 8 weeks I will [REDACTED]#Bro split#Purple gym shenanigans#We go jim
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im sorry but eli saying that caltech not having demetri was the ONLY thing keeping it from being his number one choice and that making demetri reconsider going to mit without eli because its NOT his number one without his number one... thats romance baby
#blu talks#cobra kai spoilers#cobra kai#hawkmetri#binary boyfriends#eli hawk moskowitz#demetri alexopoulos#ive said 'thats romance baby' twice for this show. once was for the toxic old men blowing up a boat and now for the high school sweethearts#love in all its forms#its soo funny that this show does not care where moon and yas are going it is not concerned about splitting those relationships up#however two bros? nah they gotta stay together
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i like to draw the yuris
#max arts#regretevator#spive#split#bive#edit: i fucked up bives arm so bad bro whys this getting likes... help..
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deeply funny to me that Owen Carvour goes through pretty much the worst case scenario for a spy (seriously injured, left behind in enemy territory, kgb prison) and he constructs this whole elaborate identity around being an untouchable killing machine to the degree that he's known as the Deadliest Man Alive. But also there's some other guy there who has killed just as many people, and his name is probably like Roger or something

#my time as an owen carvour fan is pretty evenly split between feeling so bad for him I want to die#and thinking “holy shit girl get it together. this is just pathetic”#anyways rip roger#spies are forever#tin can bros#owen carvour
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not to be that person but fuck
n don’t get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick it’s palpable no “fuck why are these jeans glued on” no “clumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidating” no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because
“dino boxers really?”
the way they’d be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams “yeah? n what you’re gonna do about it?” or maybe they’re flustered but that’s hot either way because it’s them, it’s their quirk
It’s the little details
The vulnerability? The insecurities—trying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories
but it’s their touch—guidance—that unspoken “you’re safe with me”
Subtle hotness/intimacy man
But yeah sex sells. Let’s be real. It’s a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations
#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and y’all think she’s some kind of sex God😭#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers#I don’t think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro she’s a LOSER LESBIAN#shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene#only then does all HELL break lose#no but the way Dina pulled away for a split sec…mid making out bc she just ignited a beast
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awful tiny interaction that is full of so much love I've never been the same before or since
#just remembered this devastating stuff#the way his face splits into a smile COME BACK TO ME BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?#COME BACKKKKKKKK!!!#f1#daniel ricciardo#sebastian vettel
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