#But I can't stop thinking about it

[poetryvampire]

tieflings having to constantly file their nails when they have a non-tiefling partner. Like not just for spicy times but in general. They have thicker skin and thus don't have to worry about basically carrying around little knives. But then at the beginning of their relationship they keep nicking their partner accidentally.

*Tries to romantically run their fingers through their lovers hair* Oh- oh my God- oops I'm so sorry, shit

*Passionately grabs their hips* fuck me, godsdamnit. Sorry- yeah I'll get a bandage.

Anyway now they keep a file in like every room just in case.

[averytiredchild]

Me? Losing my mind over tomatoes in G witch? It's more likely than you think

Look at the few tomatoes that are around Suletta in this frame:

The one next to her heart is red

The one next to her mouth is red

But the one next to her head is green

I think that in the context of this scene, the tomatoes might symbolize part of Suletta that are "ready" - her heart is in the right place, and she is speaking her mind, but she still doesn't fully think for herself

[omgahgase]

din, to force ghost anikan: i'm sorry i took your son's virginity. it won't happen again

force ghost obi-wan: at least he apologized—

force ghost anakin: THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MASTER

[tomlinfonda]

Me when the show is obsessed with foreshadowing, parallels and the rule of threes and in the third episode Ted asks Trent what he loves and he can't come up with an answer, but then twice he says that he loves their chats but now they work together and they chat everyday and it wouldn't make sense for him to say the same thing the third time so what will he say next? What does he love? How will he answer the question that was posed to him in the first season? TRENT, WHAT DO YOU LOVE???

[rosiethedragongeek]

Okay so if I'm not mistaken, RTTE was meant to end after four seasons, and got greenlit for a final two seasons later, right? And they obviously had to come up with a final story arc to close it off.

Meaning Johann wasn't meant to be evil for the first four seasons, they just looked at it and realized that basically every single episode since his FIRST EPISODE IN RIDERS OF BERK (dragon flower where he sells Mildew the blue oleander (which is poisonous to dragons)), Johann could potentially have been up to something nefarious and realized that they'd ACCIDENTALLY set up for the biggest, longest building plot twist in the entire franchise like,,,, on. ACCIDENT.

[babylonqaf]

so we all agree that antonio knows about bruno primarily through is work as a rat telenovela writer yes? like kid got his powers and started getting bedtime stories from animals and all the rats just.. re-created the various telenovelas bruno wrote in his isolation. imagine antonio, 5yo, half asleep, "what happens next?" and the rats like "idk bro, Bruno didn't get there yet"

"yeah okay, that makes sense"

"..."

antonio, suddenly fully awake, "hold the fuck up"

[misc-obeyme]

Okay I have a Nightbringer theory and I just need to write it down before I explode.

Massive spoilers, so putting it all below the cut!

What if the Solomon we're dealing with is the Solomon from the past?

I feel like they made it a point to show us that Solomon can force Barbatos to do things even when he doesn't want to. That time in the labyrinth where he agreed to get rid of the spider, but wouldn't open a portal, Solomon essentially commanded him to do it anyway. And he did.

Barbatos has also talked about being able to look into the future. Like not necessarily traveling there, but seeing what it holds or looking at various timelines and options.

So what if Barbatos is angry at Solomon because Solomon forced him to use his power to look into the future (or even straight up send him there). And Solomon saw enough about the brothers and MC to pretend that he is from the future, too. And he did it because he knew that Nightbringer would be bringing MC back to the past. He clearly knows Nightbringer, so it's possible he was aware that this was going to happen. And I very much believe that Barbatos knows MC is from the future, even if he hasn't said anything about it either way.

I think this might be the case because in the last lesson Solomon talked a lot about MC siding with humanity. Like he's preparing for a war that's somehow gonna happen between humans and angels/demons. Why would he care about that when in the future, the three worlds have made such progress when it comes to accepting each other? I mean, he knows that in the future, Diavolo and the brothers all love MC and consider them a representative for all of humanity. So surely they already see humans as equals?

I also thought that Solomon from the future respected the brothers and considered them friends. So why would he be looking for their grimoire? Why would he want that kind of power over them? Is it really because he thinks they're going to have to fight? He's also gotta know that MC wouldn't side with humanity against the demon brothers who are like their family now, right?

However, if this is past Solomon, he either didn't get enough information from the future or he's following his own agenda that's meant to directly change the past in his favor?

I also highly suspect that Michael is Nightbringer (as others have pointed out, there's the thing with the trumpets and also all the things Solomon said to him). And we know that Michael gave Solomon the Ring of Wisdom, though we don't know when or how or why.

I dunno, I hope I'm wrong because I really don't want Solomon to be the enemy here. And I know I said previously that I can't doubt him anymore, but that is no longer the case. The more I think about it, the more suspicious he seems! I'm sorry, Solomon, I love you and I hope I'm wrong D:

(Also I'm sure I'm not the first person to come up with this thought. It just keeps pestering me so I had to write it down somewhere lol.)

[sarascamander]

I has a strong urge to reread God of War just a day after finishing it. It's not what I expect for EliAva at all and it's like a weird fever dream but it grabbed my interest so much and kept me on the edge of my seat. Idk what Rina Kent put in this book for me to keep coming back.

[kurara-black-blog]

He had it coming...

Azul:... So I fired two warning shots into his head.

Jade:... Some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

Floyd:... He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.

Epel:... Uh, uh, not guilty!

Vil:... It wasn't until later, when I was cleaning the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.

Rook:... He saw himself as "alive", and I saw him dead.

[1evanbuckley]

sometimes thinking about merthur makes me want to rip my heart out and eat it for lunch because their story is TOO TRAGIC. I want to erase this show from my mind so fucking much. It really is disturbing how every second of my day is spent thinking about them. And yet I still manage to burst into tears after seeing the same edit of this gays for the tenth time in a row. Don't play with the feelings of a lesbian because she is capable of fighting a war or re-recording five seasons of a show just to have a happy ending.

No. I'm not fine. You can't give me baby girl arthur pendragon and then take him out of my hands.

[pocket-notebook]

I pledge allegiance to the flag...

[ransomdemands]

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[daydreamerwonderkid]

I know that DC heroes all basically have a degree in Fashion Design what with them constantly repairing their own suits.

But I'd just think it'd be great if DC had it's own Edna Mode equivalent. Except they're strictly on the "Yes, capes!" end of the spectrum.

[morganski-19]

The curse of writing an outsider pov fic is having ideas of conversations that would happen only between the main couple. Like, it would be rude for someone to overhear it for it to be in the fic. And I want to include it/write it so bad, but it might never see the fic.

Unless, you know, I make the fic a series and have it be a separate piece. Just a thought

[smalltownrobin]

The thing about writing a rovickie fic based Cinderella is now I've just thought about them dancing to this music and now I'm feeling sensitive

[cherrylight]

sighs.