#rtte johann

[random-dragon-exe]

Dragons: Race to the edge is a literal pinball machine of villains.

First its Alvin, then he changes for the best, then Dagur who goes through an entire arc, then Viggo dies then doesn't. Then because a monstrous nightmare helped him, he's OK and didn't want to harm another dragon. (Yay arcs) Then Krogan gets revealed, only for Johann to be mastermind pulling the strings. Johann gets turned into a forever icicle.

Then Krogan gets killed by Drago, which sets the events of the second movie.

It's a pinball machine, but a fun one to watch!

[notevengrayson]

FIRST TIME EXPERIENCING JOHANNS BETRAYAL CONSCIOUSLY IM GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER

[h0pefell]

Trader Johann's Scream makes me wheeze everytime 😭

[hammah-banana]

Jesinia Neilwart: What part of this- *gestures to herself* -implies rushing into battle on a flying lizard?

[aspyns-httyd-thingies]

Who else was screaming crying throwing up when the truth behind Trader Johann was revealed ????????

I was thoroughly, unexpectedly, unequivocally bamboozled and I have never been the same

[annamatix]

why does johann scream like that 💀

[autumndragon]

i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.

[dragonnnfly]

Httyd + tumblr

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

I was going to ask about cuddling headcanons but then saw you already had some. So how about hugging headcanons?

i love this omg tysm

okay so

hiccup: kind of awkward at first, but the more he hugs someone the more comfortable it gets

astrid: super stiff and awkward. if whoever’s hugging her doesn’t let go immediately, she will awkwardly pat their back increasingly harder and harder until they do

fishlegs: contrary to popular belief, he’s actually not that big on hugging unless it’s someone he’s really close to. his parents and siblings and the gang are the only people he will hug. when he does hug them, he’s gentle and lets the other person pull away first

snotlout: actually gives the BEST hugs. he will hold the other person tightly and occasionally just. lift them off the ground. for fun

ruffnut: doesn’t mind hugs, but she draws the line at anything more than a couple seconds. excluding her brother, of course, because the two of them have always been pretty physically affectionate with each other and they yk shared a womb and everything else after that

tuffnut: absolute hug gremlin. he’s made it his life’s mission to sneak hugs when people are least expecting it. his favorite to hug is astrid because she doesn’t know how to respond (when she’s not beating the shit out of him for scaring her). needless to say, he loves hugs

bonus!

heather: poor girl doesn’t know what to do with them. she craves physical affection, but she can’t stand actually touching people (someone get her some therapy)

dagur: toxic masculinity? he doesn’t know what that is. bear hugs anyone and everyone

viggo: thinks hugging is below him.

ryker: actually likes hugs cause he likes to feel secure but like. who’s gonna hug him.

johann: if anyone’s hugging him, it’s so that he won’t see the knife about to go into his back

[puffpal7]

has anyone done this yet

[toasterdrake]

the fact that hiccup, despite being taller than the average viking height and tallest in his friend group, is actually still a runt when in the perspective of 'product of his giant parents', is hilarious

httyd1 hiccup: aww fml i'm so small and weak compared to my peers :(

httyd2 hiccup: my dad's almost 7 foot it counts ok

also that so he has something intimidating to overcome they keep making the villains massive. these people should be topping out before 6 foot

[countlessofvoids]

Hiccup was a runt, the most awkward, frailest guy around. He was created with the intent of being someone who's different from everyone else; both in his design and story. Someone who's weak around people who value strenght, someone who befriends dragons while others want to kill them. Hiccup makes up for his physical weakness with compassion and trying to bring peace to both sides.

Which is why in his every iteration after the first movie (+ ROB); Hiccup is a 6'1, modern beauty standart who can easily beat everyone in combat no matter how more build or/and experienced they are, unless the writers decide they need to higher the stakes, or they have other characters fight the enemy for him.

[blubberingblobmonster]

Me watching Dragons: Riders of Berk for the first time: Hm who's this? Traitor Johann? Am I hearing right?? Why are they calling him a traitor? And being so friendly with him if he's a traitor???...OH it's TRADER TRADER Johann not TRAITOR. Haha silly me can't hear right..... might have to put on subtitles

Me watching s5ep13 of rtte: ...oh

[grayyylake99]

NO BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVED JOHANN

I used to defend him so bad because I always felt awful for how everyone treated him.

Literally the biggest plot twist of my life when he was revealed to be a bad guy.

Makes me wonder if he was just that stupid of a character the writers felt it would fit if they suddenly made Trader Johann Traitor Johann or if that was meant to be all along…

[dont-eat-the-algae]

[howtodrawyourdragon]

Shipping the villains or something like that!

Originally made as a little gag edit for @httyd-villains-ship-week because I've had this image in my head ever since @evilwriter37 thought about organizing it. Decided to post two versions. One with a note and the other without it.