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alluralater · 8 months

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wanna suck on her tongue until she's squirming and writhing like a whore in my lap but i just keep her wrists pinned behind her back. moaning into her eager mouth, sucking even slower. my lips wet around her and her chin getting all drooly with how lovely it feels to be so good and take it for me. i love seeing how much she can take before she gets stupid with that senseless fucking need. when she starts to whine and force her tongue deeper, i'll bring my own to the underside of hers and lick side to side, back and forth. swirling and sucking until she's grinding her hips forward, begging me to fuck her. taking her wrists in one hand and sliding the other between her thighs. she knows what it means. move for me. we aren't stopping, i'm still working that warm tongue in and out of my lips, but i'll give you this. make yourself cum on my fingers, sweetheart. aren’t you dying for it? cum. cum now. hurry up before i change my mind <3

#ssgarlicbread #okay so maybe i HAVE done this many times but that doesn’t mean i want it any less at this particular moment!!#truly it is so hot to me when someone is very very good for me-#but not TOO good #does that make sense??#i like training hotties to understand patience.#once i see that they get it- they get a reward <3 #but i’ll give freebies because like how else is someone going to learn?? gotta take it in small steps bc #i’m the bitch who is looking at a VERY large picture whenever i am training someone #all the little things matter like does that make sense??#mmm but anyways. it’s better to be good for me overall rather than a brat because if you’re good i’ll treat you to something yummy <3

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hoochieblues · 1 year

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last line tag

@aria-i-adagio's fault (tysm because this made me actually take a break from work and poke vaguely at second round wip revisions. meep meep.) Running late with this so please consider yourself tagged if you wanna be, and here's a snippet of Untitled Georgian Disaster, The Beach Episode:

Seth had split his knuckles open on Dale’s teeth. Blood ran down his fingers. It dripped onto the wet sand, dripped onto the few startlingly pale shells scattered at his feet. Crimson anemones painted on surf-cleaned bones. He scrubbed the back of his hand over his cheek, making even more of a mess in an effort to wipe away the crusted rime of sand and salt, and scowled. Dale grinned up at him, bloody and bleary-eyed.

"What's the matter? Didn't like your swim, little minnow?"

Seth spat, and lunged.

#last line tag #sweaty bastard men tag #in which seth accidentally does a good deed #but not too good #also #apparently his anger management issues continue unabated through book two now #along with the alcholism and trauma because yay #he is indeed a catch

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macdenlover · 4 months

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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theres-rue-for-you · 2 months

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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

#this is not my normal kind of post but I think it’s hilarious #I don’t usually post abt my life but this was too good #boat #ocean #summer

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gh0sthoodie · 4 months

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Happy pride month maybe I’ll start watching Doctor Who again

#also happy pride to Ncuti Gatwa specifically I love him #in everything I HAVE seen him in #doctor who #ncuti gatwa #he’s so good for the role too #david tennant

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bigwizardhat · 8 months

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my cat stopping me from petting her

#my wife made this gif and it’s too good not to use

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skrunksthatwunk · 5 months

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

#yes i AM thinking about a particular post. no it wasn't that good but still. a moment of heartache for sure #like it feels so bad but im too prou dto delete it and also too lazy

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donald-trump-official · 1 year

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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

#I’ve seen a couple variations on this post and it’s too good not to do #not mine #trump speaks again #satire #donald trump #parody

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liquidstar · 11 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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dendrochronologies · 8 months

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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.#i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!!#maya angelou #FAVE #editing #*r #god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD #'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN'#notifications are off for this besties 💗#i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️#also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!

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starbuck · 10 months

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

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nitw · 5 months

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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

#and of course its just a good movie for all the other reasons too #fbjhfvdgbjfddfb #leo.txt #the bad guys

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antennatoheaven · 18 days

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