#CAN YOU TELL I’M HUNGRY

[just-screaming-into-a-void]

I’ve always wanted to be a scientist, I still kinda do, but the more I think about it, the more I just want to live in an anarchist community. I would happily build you a chair for a bit of fresh baked angle food cake, because I have neither the skill or patience to make one.

[drluvsick]

obanai be kicking and punching the walls rn

OH GOODNESS IF WE DID HAVE KIDS, OBANAI WOULD HATE THEM WITH A BURNING PASSION… LIKE, HE’D WANT TO TRAIN THEM ONLY TO BEAT THEM TO THE FIREY GATES AND BACK 😭

but GOODNESS… this whole fic gives off such cutesy aesthetics— from the start to finish this was GOLD. GOODNESS GRACIOUS. ARI, I’M TRYING TO QUELL MY SWEET TOOTH AND THIS DID NOT HELP AT ALL

but fr i needed this after the scara fic,, this was actually so sO SO CUTE AND I JUST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and knowing what happens in the manga just has me crying internally 😔 WHY MITSURI WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

aanyways if we ignore obanai probably hating our guts but wanting the best for mitsuri and not intervening unless we’re alone and he can beat us up and blame it on someone else and potentially just maybe spark something more and form a potential love triangle which probably would be chaotic and y’know i would like keeping mitsuri for ourselves sorry obanai but STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMAN; this fic is ADORABLE.

like, baby animals and the most sugary substance you can think about combined into one feeling

and if i catch someone replying saying, “ohhhh but i hate baby animals/sweet stuff” then SHUT THE

The Sugary Marriage Life of a Demon Slayer | Mitsuri Kanroji

( @nursedflowers / @drluvsick )

Summary: Dating her was pure bliss, who would blame you for tying the knot?

Warnings: Nothing much. Marriage life. Mentions of children and arguments. Reader is implied to be a Hashira. Headcanon under the cut.

A/N: Here's one out of two of my submissions for the RELA.PTS. event. Thank you again nursed for allowing me the opportunity to participate! Uhm..it'd probably make more sense to post the first meeting drabble first but uh..I like this one just a bit more, yeah..let's go with that. ANYWAYSSS HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE, HERE'S ONE OF MY GIFTS TO YA'LL-

Event: Relationship Points Event

↪ Obviously entails a lot of sweets! Pancakes, mochi, dango, you name it! As your wife, Mitsuri wants nothing more than to spoil you in her love for desserts and sweet-flavored things!

↪ The master allowed you both an entire week of rest following the announcement of you and hers' engagement and during that time she did nothing but shower you in food, affection, and dragged you everywhere she can think of! Pop-up markets, festivals.. You name it, she's probably already brought you there.

↪ Despite what she had fantasized in her youth, the wedding wasn't anywhere near extravagant but was still a day to remember! The venue ended up being your now shared estate and was decorated mainly by you, her, Tanjiro and his squad, and the butterfly girls upon her excitable request. The decorations were simple, more suitable for a simple party rather than a wedding, but she fell in love with the decorum regardless, simply swept away by the fact that her life-long goal was finally coming to fruition. The guest list entailed everyone who helped decorate, the Hashira and whomever they wanted to bring with them, Oyakata-sama and his family, your family, and hers.

↪ The honeymoon was just as wonderful as it was filled with nothing but soothing smells, delightfully warm water, long chats and joyous giggles at a hot springs & inn specifically and avidly recommended by Tengen and his wives. There, you two did nothing but smile and reminisce over every little thing that brought about a fond memory..which, at times, led to more sullen thoughts, but that hardly dampered your overall moods!

↪ Home life is filled with rare downtime, fleeting promises and equally brief affection, and often times lonely nights. As Demon Slayers—ones that are recognized for their superb abilities at that—being able to wake up to the smell of your wife's honey pancakes in the morning, being able to start the day sharing her strawberry lipstick, or being able to open your eyes at all, was a blessing that you both spend your strenuous walks to mission locations praying for. Your lives are far from guaranteed and you both exchanged vows that day knowing the risk of possibly being struck down in the line of duty. It made the two of you all the more grateful for every moment you're able to breath, every day you're able to say hi and goodbye to each other, and made every second together all the more valuable and precious.

↪ Your rare mornings together are usually accompanied by delicious smells, buzzing bees, and yawns caused by the tiring night before of shedding blood and consoling the anguished over the ones they lost. Your even scarcer nights are spent tangled in each others' warmth in any way possible. On the occasions you were given rest days, you were both adamant on doing everything together. Of course, that mostly meant household chores were the focus until the pinks of the sky turned husk and orange, but neither of you minded, simply enjoying each other's company as you went about your day.

↪ Arguments were never common when you two were dating and the same applies for when you two finally tie the knot. If they do arise, they're small and die quickly, never reaching even the first point of aggression. Harsh words are never thrown, spewing false wishes just to hurt each other never even crossed your minds, and if, for whatever reason, tears are shed amongst either of you, they're quickly wiped away by the other and whichever of you felt so terrible as to cry will be coddle and comfort and treated with the utmost care, as if you were made out of a valuable gemstone.

↪ Though gender plays a big role in this, children are pretty much a far-fetched fantasy. Though the two of you, mainly Mitsuri, went about walks together and dates at times rambling dreamily about the thought of incoherent babbles interrupting your peaceful sleep, tiny hands encircling around your index, and the joyous first embrace the comes along with meeting your shared creation for the first time, you guys realized after much discussion that it'll likely never be more than a delightful daydream. After all, it'd be cruel to bring life into this world when your own isn't guaranteed and neither of you could bare the thought of your child shedding tears over their parents' untimely demise if that were to unfortunately happen. It's a sad thought. Mitsuri especially took it hard, but until this dark world was able to bath under sunshine again—until that heinous demon king was slayed—any thoughts that stretched beyond yourselves would remain as wishful nighttime talks amongst each other in depths of your drowsiness.

↪ The consideration of retirement is often a topic brought up in moments of vulnerability—typically after a close call that has one of you scrambling to see the other. Talks like those are long and winding as you contemplate a peaceful life, but always ends at the same destination with the two of you deciding to stay with the Corps. You both felt as if you were bounded by your personal reasons that made the thought of leaving feel like a cowardly and or unfulfilling choice to make. Not only that, but both of you shared a special sentiment about the Demon Slayer Corps that made such a gory, brutal job seem like the perfect home—one that neither of you could truly think of leaving.

↪ All in all, Mitsuri, ever the optimistic romantic, always sees you in the best lighting possible in every situation. She's someone who loves with her entire being and soul and that pours into every inch of your marriage just as it did your relationship. Her hugs are often times as warm as the summer sun even when there's a blizzard outside. Her kisses are always sweet no matter what emotion stains them. Her touch never lies and never leads you on as it's warmed by her trusts that she so brazenly gave to you. You've completed her life-long wish and its made her so desperately yearn to do the same for you which she does by giving her all to you. Laying all her feelings, thoughts, and emotions bare to you no matter how frivolous or heavy-hearted they are. She's opened her chest, ripped out her golden heart and has placed it in your hands for safe keeping and she hopes that you feel comfortable in doing the same. And if not, she can wait. Days, months, years..however long you need, even if she's six feet under by the time that truly happens.

Dividers were made by me, pictures used are from Pinterest, post formatting is inspired by @xxsabitoxx

[cadaverousdecay]

not into feedism but i think it would be so so baller if someone was into feeding me… i love yummy food i love to eat

[divkazkdovikde]

you know what absolutely doesn’t make sense in the marauders fandom and yet you all people ran with it? moony toast. you know the one, where he cuts it in four pieces and has every piece with different topping? lovely, yes absolutely. i know. BUT WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN A ONE SINGLE OBJECTION ON HOW FUCKING UNREAL THAT IS? like you’re telling me, that one single fucking toast was enough of a breakfast for him? FOR A FUCKING TEENAGER IN DEVELOPMENT?!?!?! FOR A WEREWOLF?!?!?! YOU’RE TELLING ME, THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAKE ASS BITCHES I’VE SEEN TO POST HERE HOW YOU’RE HAVING A MOONY TOAST, THAT IT WAS ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!?! nahhh, na-ahh, i’d bet all my money, you had to make at least another three toasts like this for it to be enough. like i dunno what kind of fucking toast bread are you guys buying or you think the elves were making, but the toast in a real world is the least hunger-full-fucking-filling (or something like that i dunno english fuck me) piece of a fucking bread you can buy. i have to have at least four toasts to not be hungry again in an hour. more realistic would be, if he’d just have the four toasts and every with different topping. that, would make sense.

[fruitydiaz]

if i had come out to my best friend eddie diaz and he looked me in the eye and said with full sincerity “this doesn’t change a thing between us, okay?” in a way that very clearly communicated “i love you, i always have, i always will, nothing could ever change that, least of all this” i would’ve. fucking. broken down crying.

[callsign-voodoo]

Honey-bug. Sugar-pie. Sugar-bug. Honey-pie. Puddin’. Sugar. Sweetie. Muffin. Honey. Bug. Pumpkin. All names you’ll find down here. We just put the names of sweets together and call our loved ones like that.

The North is pretty. Rich history, too. Pretty nice place. But crass people. And y’all don’t know nothin’ ‘bout Waffle House or Whataburger. My sweet summer child.

You ever come down here n’ I’ma have to make you some real food. Biscuits and gravy. Corn on the cob. Mm, corn bread too. Mm, peach cobbler, too. Y’all can’t beat that, pumpkin.

Just sayin’ hi, honestly. Not got much to say but the name’s Voodoo. How are ya?

- @callsign-voodoo

(i wanna interact w you cause ur acct is so cool but im a loser and idk what to say…)

i don’t have much else to say either, but mine’s kennedy. i’m doing fine, you?

(you are not a loser how dare you say that >:( your ocs are so cool dude/dudette/dudeperson!!!)

[thejellyfishgentleman]

DND tickles!

okay so I’m a huge dnd nerd for those who can’t tell! But-! But and hear me out-! Different species have different tickle methods! like imagine your goblin companion getting fed up and clings to your leg, squeezing your knee cap. You’d be on the floor in seconds squealing.

Or Orcs, big hands, big tickles! Just picked up and just start poking at your ticklish spots. And you can’t escape cause their arms are wrapped around you

but we can also switch it!

Imagine tickling a tiefling! And on their feet they have squishy little cat paw like feet! And squeezing the center pad as they love their mind!

so many possibilities, so many tickles!

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Oh, for a skeleton key…

Plus a digital mockup to simulate a red ink pass that i discovered could not be achieved well enough with the materials available to me, and the original pencils.

[earththings]

[storiesoflilies]

dash share your tastiest yummiest most delicious toe curling noodle recipes with me right nowwwwww 🫵🫵🫵

[saturn-sends-hugs]

hhhhghghghgghggg guess who has a massive presentation tomorrow that they’re stressing out overrrrrr

[alastyr-not-alastair]

Hhhungryyyyyyyyyyy

[chilfucked]

i need to chew on him like a dog toy

[setsuuestsu]

I think(?) I might post tonight??

Perchance. It’s almost done but I kind of want to delete and restart. It’s going to be part of the Figure Skater Hoseok verse and Feveruary Day idek where i left off i didn’t number these.

But like … I found a fic from a few years ago that i had been reading but then lost the link to and just found out the author completed it a few months ago and it’s like 90 chapters so i fear i may be a tad busy with that oops

[yum3mite]

I need to stop drawing during class and DO MY ASSIGNMENTS ☹️☹️☹️☹️

[ghost-bxrd]

Arroz con Picadillo de Payaso

Translation: Rice with minced meat made out of a clown.

That looks delicious ngl 🤤