Quickie while getting the car washed 😈
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09-23-24 | casuallygreatcolor. MisterLemonzMen.tumblr.com/archive
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"54" - Adel Bouteldja photographed by Baldovino Barani for FACTORY Fanzine
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I got a cute message today from my 7 year old daughter when I got to my car.
My daughter and I live with my mom. She hurried to the school bus stop this morning but she had time to write a message on my window.
I love being a dad. This is a golden time in my life.
Also I need to get a car wash.
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Carwashes are, like, horny tho
not the stereotypical white-shirt-and-water-bucket ones.
i mean the giant drive-through robotic tunnels.
You sit there and try and tell me that being slowly enticed through the wet internals of a giant robot that soaks you, lubes you up, and licks you with its huge rotating tongues dripping with soapy saliva before spitting you out clean, wet and fulfilled is not, in fact, horny.
you sit there and try it
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I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.
Car Wash [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Ponytail and Cueball are talking. Ponytail has her arms out in disbelief:] Ponytail: Seriously? How do you not like car washes? – Everyone likes car washes!
[Close-up on Cueball alone:] Cueball: Sure, I love being trapped in a dark shaking glass box that a huge loud robot is licking.
[Back to a wide shot of them both. Ponytail is calmer:] Ponytail: Great, now I don't like car washes either. Cueball: Vroom vroom! Slurp!
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Wrestler Car Wash!
Come on out and support the guys - they're sure to be extra appreciative
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"54" - Adel Bouteldja photographed by Baldovino Barani for FACTORY Fanzine
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