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chamerionwrites · 2 years ago

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Now and then I have a little giggle when I recall that JJ Abrams made Rey Palpatine's grandkid via some sort of nonsensical cloning plot. It's not the worst thing in the ST but I do think it's emblematic of why it's bad. Signifier without substance. Derivative *and* gutless. Tried to rip off ESB without understanding how the Vader reveal works as a narrative beat, gave Sheev spawn, and didn't even have enough courage of their convictions to admit that he fucks.

Like we all know Vader spent two decades pining gloomily after Padmé. But Palpatine? Sheev Palpatine? The guy whose two modes are smiling smug self-satisfied secret smiles to himself and crowing POWER, UNLIMITED POWER? The guy who cackles with maniacal relish anytime he gets to let his hair down and have a lightsaber fight? That guy is a hedonist. Tell me I'm wrong. That man is at all times enjoying the hell out of being irredeemably evil. He is a literal emperor, the vastly powerful and mostly unchallenged ruler of the galaxy, reveling in a victory he spent many years plotting and scheming for. And they had to invent some half-assed narrative afterthought of a cloning program rather than simply allowing us to assume that at some point in the two+ decades between ROTS and ROTJ, that man got laid? The cowardice. The incompetence. The sheer commitment to taking every conceivable L

#sheev probably fucked somebody on the THRONE #what else was he doing? lounging around the jedi temple and giggling to himself? subjecting vader to awful medical procedures for fun?#he has people to rule the galaxy with an iron fist dude is fully living his best life watching operas and doing lil sith research projects #i'm sorry i just find this SO funny. literally what is the point of the cloning shit except the creators nervously wringing their hands #and assuring us that we don't have to contemplate the evil toad man/walking corpse in bed #COMMIT TO THE BIT COWARDS #obvs i'm being a bit facetious but i'm also not #star wars #palpatine #my posts #also #on writing

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the-meme-monarch · 2 years ago

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had a smidgen of a dream about chapter three and needed to illustrate it

if you ship scc please don’t interact w me 👍

#dream journal #it was like. gameplay ofc but it was kris speaking. like it wasn’t phrased as the narrator describing what kris said but they also didn’t h #didn’t have a talk sprite #sweet got a new sprite in for an angry face but only him HDNSJSNS #the art gallery #deltarune #scc #most of the rest of the dream was just walking around castle town. nothing was different #didn’t even see the conversation w queen that this bit of the dream implied #ALSO thinkin abt drawing sweet w a mole. I thought abt it a while ago & did a doodle and have been too coward to really commit to it since #someone else draws him w it too and i like it! ariannamoonlight i think? sorry if that’s wrong I’ll look later #ITS ariannamoonlitz !!

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kammyclues · 11 months ago

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Po Town's situation breaks my heart, the fact that Guzma and Nanu are both stubborn jackasses stuck in the same boat. Both broke as shit and trying to maintain control over their respective responsibilities. The fact that Nanu's responsibilities also overlap to include Team Skull and to keep them safe/out of trouble/harms way, sure ruffles Guzma's feathers, who just wants him to butt out and stop acting like he cares. Nanu ain't acting.

#pokemon #pokemon guzma #pokemon nanu #alolan meowth #alolan persian #team skull admin nanu do you see my vision #gamefreak is a coward for not committing to the bit of nanu trying to herd team skull like herding meowths #guzma and nanu's dynamic drives me insane #i cherish them both #Youtube #guzma #kahuna nanu

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farore05 · 1 month ago

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Put modern AU Emmrich in briefs you cowards!

#I’m imitating Johanna when I call you coward #emmrich volkarin #dragon age veilguard #commit to the bit #jk do what you want 😋#🩲#emmrook

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m3tth4ws · 1 year ago

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media availability 🍒 ⛓️ postgame vs panthers | nov 28, 2023

#witties are back!#pierce them you coward #he has committed to The Bit #and i for one am not complaining #william nylander #toronto maple leafs

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nikoco11 · 10 months ago

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whenever ppl repost or trace my stuff or like pretend to be me, they never ever pick the drawings that i think look best LOL consistently now, they always pick stuff i think is bland….. maybe that’s the fun in actually making art, ur eye is always improving and ur goals r always shifting… good feeling…

#nok talks #idk…. i am rambling someone send me another tiktok acc pretend to be me #but they gave up on impersonating me like a whole year ago!!#coward! commit to the bit!!!!

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the-way-astray · 4 months ago

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people are still really really really really bad at coming up with actual lore for strieefe

#this ship has no substance it just exists to drive me mad #make it make sense. commit to the bit if you can even manage it. you cowards #or else you're just admitting defeat #kotlc #kotlc keefe #keefe sencen #keefe would not like me and i don't like him

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jonathanbyersphd · 6 months ago

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Honestly, I hope Steve really is trying to matchmake and parent trap Jancy in s5 and his s4 plot just doesn't get mentioned because it'd be SO funny

#like i said what? i dunno i dont remember that there was a clock wizard on the loose though #like if we're going to pretend they've been a trio this while time them do it all the way you know #anyways #jancy #stranger things #nancy wheeler #jonathan byers #steve harrington #st5 #commit to the bit #you cowards

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andthentheywilleatthestars · 6 months ago

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Tragedy! Podcast with a great premise hosted by people who are gravely overestimating how entertaining their banter is!

#original #vagueblogging #every podcast can be quantified by how interested I am in the premise how entertaining the banter is and the ratio between banter and premi #with something like Well There's Your Problem I can happily listen to the hosts talk about whatever the fuck #with something like Behind the Bastards I'll enjoy both the banter and the premise #with something like the film reroll the banter is uneven quality wise but if it goes on too long I can usually just fast forward a couple o #times and they'll be back on track #and then there's the podcast I'm vaguing about #where they are not shutting up about a completely different podcast that they also do #commit to the bit you cowards

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whereisthedamnlostandfound · 2 years ago

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@thatlittleegyptologist the jizz supremacist

#no context #unless....#star wars writers are cowards and dont know how to commit to a bit

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scream-cam · 8 months ago

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use it for the thing on the thing day

#all im hearing is that theyre not letting yall on stage :(#or maybe theyre cowards #commit to the bit pleasee #phan

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flouftie · 11 days ago

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"Nobody dies au" fic until Harley's brain gets taken out and/or bludgeoned to death yet again

#poppy playtime #harley sawyer #why is he written in a speedrun 'let's get this shit over with' kinda way it infuriates me #commit to the bit YOU COWARD #i see you 1:1 his in-game dialogue you silly lil shit

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bluebudgie · 2 years ago

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So I guess we got a look going?? I have all skins except for the boots (gestures threateningly at the friday wvw reset) so that's cool. Dyes not final obviously, there's only so much you can do with 4 preview slots. And I'm on the fence about that chest piece.

I plan to level organically to level 80 (let's see if the 50s slog breaks me) and since I don't swim in transmutation stones I am for now VERY grateful for the existence of outfits.