um...girls...you didn't have to say that i'm no good cause i know there's no point pointing pistols at me i'll just go i never should've asked you to be kind but i'm slow i'm sorry but how can i get to you stuck in my fifty pound lead boots stuck in my deep sea diving suit
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I really want some shit like this so bad
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Work vent:
I work for a company that makes and sells flower arrangements. We went to deliver one today, but not one was home. We called the client and he said the recipient would be home after 3pm. We take it back to the shop and wait.
We re-attempt the delivery around 4pm. At just about the time our driver gets there, we get a text saying that now she won't be home until 5:30. He also asked why our driver was ringing the doorbell (answer: because you said she'd be home!)
Here's the kicker: I asked our driver if the home had a doorbell with a camera, or if it was just regular. He said regular.
So this asshole's sitting in his house not letting us deliver the flowers even though he's home. That will be 3 times going to the same place. In 110+ degree heat, mind you. Wasting time, labor, & gas.
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Just remembered that Larys gets engaged to a teenaged girl from a major house for treaty reasons and that that girl was originally supposed to marry a prince who was around her age and now she’s marrying someone who’s much older and has been assigned “Undesirable” status because he’s disabled and F&B doesn’t say anything else about it because the wedding never happens but there’s no WAY she was happy and there’s no WAY he didn’t know that and this MIGHT’VE contributed to his decision making at the end of his arc and
anyway hey does anyone remember Tyrion’s wedding to Sansa in ASOS i just remembered that for no reason haha
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[eats food meant to mitigate the pain] [pain arrives unmitigated anyway]
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everyone please listen to From a Place of Love by mili
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When they reveal the reason eddie hasnt been a character fir the past multiple games is cus hes been weekend at burniesing zatos corpse to see if anyone would notice and to bug millia then youll all see. Ill have my comeuppance <- insane.
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i want isopods and mantid soo badly but i still have a few more things to do before i can
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