#Carpeted kitchen

[dasloddl]

vanilla extract has always been here all along

[cursedimpact-official]

when i was a kid i had a carpeted kitchen

-🐍

[kvetch19]

[duoversal]

Don’t forget to drink your two cups vanilla extract from the carpeted kitchen on the carpeted bathroom floor!

[fuckedaroundfellinlove]

All of you talking about carpeted kitchens, please step aside..

For the carpeted urinal

[namefulodder]

I have all the power I in the world, for i fear nothing. Not only do I have a carpeted kitchen, I also have TWO carpeted bathrooms. But WAIT, that's not all I even have a carpeted basement. Yes you heard that my basement is carpeted. And no, it's not clean and shiny, it's just as dusty as yours. In fact my entire house is carpeted. The whole thing. My front porch is even carpeted, no joke. I will rule the world

[top-script]

carpeted locker room

[vintagehomecollection]

The Not So Big House - A Blueprint for the Way We Really Live, 1998

[faaun]

i feel so content/happy like i'm a child at a sleepover but no im just finally living w my friends

[domhnallgleesonhaven]

Today is National Actors Day ❤️

Time to celebrate actors’ talent and dedication. And we celebrate Domhnall every day 🥰

The Kitchen Los Angeles premiere, August 2019 (New in Hq)

[cileklipalet]

[badstargateimagines]

Ok so the ability to process lactose is a genetic mutation that is/was mostly found in (and in those descended from) ancient societies that reared cattle or goats n shit.

My theory is most or all or most of the alien characters would likely be lactose intolerant which makes the scene where Teal’c and Jonas ate ice cream a lot funnier. They fighting for their lives twice that day.

LMAO CANON also I made the perfect meme for this like four years ago and it’s FINALLY relevant so thank you for this unique opportunity that 21 year old me was looking for

I present to you now: Jonas and Teal’c in the Cheyenne Mountain washroom after the Ice Cream Scene

[allgremlinart]

what the fuck... I thought people wearing shoes in the house was a myth to make white people seem scarier what the fuck I didnt know it was REAL

[simplyghosting]

Sometimes I look at house designs and think “whoever designed this has never cleaned a house in their life.”

[bitchfitch]

hello people who live in my phone. why did my computer take a dozen screenshots of the Minecraft video settings menu instead of the game while I was walking around taking pictures of the house i built? I'm sad :(

[hyperbali]

getting that note out reminded me of yet another reason our last roommates were, just... the worst

their ornery and constantly-in-pain senior cat pissed on the bag that had that note in it

and all they had to say for it was 'well, we told you she was territorial 🤷'

thankfully the note itself survived, but i had to nearly shred the envelope it was in just to get it out, which of course has my name written on it

and then kept it in a baggie with baking soda, then cat litter, for what has now been two and a half years and ONLY NOW is the smell finally gone

thanks for that guys!!