#Cerberus pjo

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

I’m so excited for the fight between Ares and Percy next week but I also don’t want the season to be over.

[yonemurishiroku]

Hades’ pet: the guardian of the Underworld, fearful three headed beast the size of a mansion.

Name: Spot.

Hobby: playing with red ball.

Nico’s pet(s): fluffy, quiet, the size of a ball at best, absolutely obedient.

Name: The Cocoa Puffs.

Hobby: making people relieving their traumas. 😀😀

[shishuri]

You cannot tell me that cerberus does not hang out in Hades's throne room.. in fact I would even say that he purposefully made it big enough for Cerby, imagine he sits in that cute little sofa and across is a sleeping Cerberus.

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

I just finished chapter 18 of pjo and I just-

I need a minute-

Cerberus is so-

And Annabeth-

And Annabeth had a Doberman and-

I just-

Iahbsigdbqiwosbdb

[jasontoddssuper]

Pjo Toh au

Percy:Luz,including being afro-dominican,but instead of a gnc bi girl,she's a femme trans girl who uses being on the Isles to present as femake openly,and instead of a normal human,she's the daughter of a Poseidon Seaworth,the corrupted head of the Abomination Coven.She still invents all tracks because #RebelGirl but has Abomination as her main and her palisman is a blue shark named Riptide.Ends the series by realizing she never wanted to go to college and is much happier and fufilled by working a part time job at McDonalds and alternating between living in her two worlds

Persephone:Eda.She was cursed by a man(Hades)who pursued her fresh out of Hexside for rejecting him to turn into a butterfly beast and became known as 'The Butterfly Lady' as she took up a life of crime since she couldn't live normally anymore.All but outright adopts Percy over the course of the series and in the epilogue sequence,we see her and Sally have become a couple.Her palisman is called Belladonna and she was a part of the Plant Coven

Cerberus:King.Self-explanatory

Rachel:Willow.Oracle Coven,called 'Freaky Frizzy Rachel' by her bullies for her powerful and unexpected visions and becomes one of the most powerful witches ever thanks to Percy coming along and helping her with her self-eestem.Percy had a one-sided crush on her that everyone but her knew about and her palisman is a duck called Delphi

Grover:Gus and still a satyr.Held back student at Hexside due to needing special ed who becomes considered the coolest guy at school as his Percy induced character development sets in and gains a good reputation across the Isles too as word spreads of him.Bard Coven with a baby goat palisman called Enchilada(Percy introduced him to them and now it's an addiction)

Clarisse:Amity.Born to a misogynistic father and multiple brothers who all taught him to bully people,Percy and his clashes' made him have a redemption arc and they became found siblings.He's a transmasc he/him butch lesbian and Silena is his Skara equivalent(blackness included)and eventual femme girlfriend.His palisman is rottwieler called Bonesbreaker and he's a Construction main but joins Percy in all tracking

Nico:Hunter.He's a Grimwalker of Emperor Luke's favorite cousin,with the original having been named Nicholas Castellan,and was told his black eyes made him not a witch but a demon but started to love them and himself when Percy told him they reminded her of obsidian stones.Starts staying at The Butterfly House post-Hollow Mind and his new family and friends help him out with preparing for when he goes to Hexside and ofc his general healing journey.He's multitrack with Healing main and his palismans are named Fries and Nugget

Hazel:Darius and Vee.A child genius who was extremely adultified for it and an orphan who was found by the Golden Guard before Nico,who took care of her like his own child and died tragically,leaving her in Luke's 'care'.He treated her as an annoying adoptee until her talent started showing and then he thrusted her into working for him,specifically under Poseidon's teachings since she was especially good at Abominations.She escaped to the Human Realm and used Illusions to pretend to be Percy,who was understanding of her situation when she explained it and Hazel told her they were sisters now right just as Percy went back to the Demon Realm.Hazel hesitantly goes to visit her once and becomes friends with Nico too thanks to her timing,being the one to create the 'Mystical Misfits' group chat(Consisting of her,the Hexside Squad,Persephone and eventually Sally as an honorary member)

Leo:Mat.They're literally the same person and also now i ship him and Grover(Greo??Leover?????Eh we'll work on it).Also this is means Beckendorf is Steve and that's too funny and fitting for me to not include it.Opens up multitrack for his school and he's Construction with a dragon palisman called Festus

Thalia:Azura.Yes,the in-universe fictional character-Percy sees her as an inspiration so it feels fitting and the series is instead called 'The No Good Witch Thalia' and is dark kids media.Also,Thalia was accidentally trans-coded by the author which made Percy's egg crack💙💙💙💙💙💙

(I have no ideas for the Collector,sorry)

@cottoncandyteeth

[peecyjacksoo]

Hades offering them something to eat literally killed me. Hades is like "the smart one's gone" and immediately tried to keep them there forever.

[parawhore-mp3]

Okay but I would've folded to hades so quick. You would protect me, my mom, and my goat friend against Kronos? And I get to maybe live in this cool underworld place and play with cerberus without having to worry about the gods and their quarrels bc that's just so much drama? Bring me that pomegranate snack, I'm staying

[randomness-is-my-order]

i like the little touch of grover and percy wondering why the cerberus didn’t follow after them because in actuality, he wasn’t chasing them anyway, he was just a lonely little doggo trying to find a friend to play with and after annabeth vanished, the cerberus probably thought his ball-thrower is gone and there is no one else to replace her. not all who look like monsters are monsters. some are just three-headed dogs longing for head scratches and a round of fetch. 😭😭

[mo-mode]

Pros of this Episode:

Annabeth ripping into Procrustes every time he speaks by threatening to cut off his head. She is Done TM and I am so proud of her

Percy being a New Yorker once again, lying through his teeth, and calling them suckers. Also RIP to “it was a big bathtub” but “I mean…we’re all dying…to some extent” SLAPS

Grover and Percy looking at each other after finding the Master Bolt like “oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck” I felt that

Hades and his Fruity Little Vibe, being so flamboyant and over-the-top but also still nice in his own way, You go Glen Coco

Sally. Everything with Her, Sally and Percy, Sally and Poseidon, Sally and the bitchass principal, Sally. Sally Jackson. End of story.

Cons of this Episode:

So I’m not a fan of- *gunshot, I am killed instantly*

[nataliescatorccio]

Annabeth produced a red rubber ball the size of a grapefruit. Before I could stop her, she raised the ball and marched straight up to Cerberus. She shouted, “See the ball? You want the ball, Cerberus? Sit!” Cerberus looked as stunned as we were. All three of his heads cocked sideways. Six nostrils dilated. “Sit!” Annabeth called again. I was sure that any moment she would become the world’s largest Milkbone dog biscuit. But instead, Cerberus licked his three sets of lips, shifted on his haunches, and sat. Annabeth said, “Good boy!” She threw Cerberus the ball. He caught it in his middle mouth. It was barely big enough for him to chew, and the other heads started snapping at the middle, trying to get the new toy. THE LIGHTNING THIEF: Chapter Eighteen, Annabeth Does Obedience School

[bogslob]

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Grovers Pearl is inside Cerberus.

What if his digestive system crushes it? Is there suddenly going to be a three headed dog appearing on this Santa Monica pier?

[regaliaisfound-willbepunished]

if cerberus ate the pearl shouldn't he have like... zoomed up to the beach too? Ares shows up and they've just got this massive three-headed dog behind them and cerberus chomps him in half

[raphael-angele]

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 18 (feat Mrs O'Leary)

Quintus: Good morning, campers. I am Quintus; your new instructor here at camp. And this *gestures to giant hellhound* is Mrs. O'Leary

Nico: *gaaaassssp then raises his hand*

Quintus: Yes?

Nico: Can I pet the puppy?!

Quintus:

Everyone:

Bianca: Nico-

Nico: Pleaaase, Bia? She looks pretty and she looks a lot like Cerby and I miss Cerby.

Bianca: Nico, we can't just-

Mrs O'Leary: *walks over to them*

Nico: *gasp then looks at Bianca*

Bianca: ...welp, she came over. Might as well.

Nico: YAAAY! *Pets and rubs all over Mrs O'Leary's head, giggling* Puppy! Puppy!

Quintus:

Everyone:

[dimquasar]

I hope the post credit scene for the last PJO episode is Cerberus accidentally using the pearl Grover lost and getting sent topside to the beach/ocean and being a very confused dog

[isolophilian]

ngl Hades ATE. he's really out here looking like an exhausted and overworked housewife, is out of touch with the Olympian gossip, cracks terrible jokes (i love them sm), "I seldom cahoot" (I SCREAMED), and seems chill all 'round. like you can't tell me this man isn't living his best away from the drama because that palace looked NEAT

[ultimate-potato-god]

Im gonna be so honest i rarely have any idea what “good” cgi is so somebody feel free to tell me how wrong i am…

But why does the Percy Jackson cgi kinda slap