#Charlie Mortdecai

[j-august]

I looked him squarely and frankly in the eye as I said it, so that he would be sure that I was lying.

Kyril Bonfiglioli, Don't Point That Thing At Me

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"The Tent, The Bucket and Me" by Emma Kennedy: Emma Kennedy's memoir offers a hilarious account of her family's disastrous camping trips in 1970s Britain, filled with mishaps, misadventures, and laugh-out-loud moments.

"Notes from a Small Island" by Bill Bryson: Bill Bryson's memoir recounts his journey through Britain, offering humorous observations on its quirks, customs, and idiosyncrasies as an American expatriate.

"Bridget Jones's Diary" by Helen Fielding: While technically a novel, Bridget Jones's diary-style memoir offers a humorous and relatable look at the life of a single woman in London, navigating relationships, career, and the quest for self-improvement.

"Don't Point That Thing at Me" by Kyril Bonfiglioli: This darkly humorous novel follows the exploits of Charlie Mortdecai, a charmingly roguish art dealer, as he gets embroiled in a series of absurd and comical misadventures.

"A Year in Provence" by Peter Mayle: Peter Mayle's memoir chronicles his experiences living in the South of France, offering humorous anecdotes and charming insights into the joys and challenges of adapting to life in a new culture.

"The Great Railway Bazaar" by Paul Theroux: Paul Theroux's travel memoir offers a humorous and insightful account of his journey by train through Asia, capturing the sights, sounds, and eccentric characters he encounters along the way.

"The Outback House" by Leonie Norrington: This memoir follows Leonie Norrington's family as they leave city life behind to live in the Australian outback, offering humorous and heartwarming tales of their adventures and misadventures in the bush.

"Out of Africa" by Isak Dinesen: Isak Dinesen's memoir offers a lyrical and humorous account of her experiences living on a coffee plantation in colonial Kenya, capturing the beauty, romance, and challenges of life in Africa.

"Foreign Babes in Beijing: Behind the Scenes of a New China" by Rachel DeWoskin: Rachel DeWoskin's memoir offers a humorous and candid look at her experiences as a young American woman living and working in Beijing, navigating cultural differences, romance, and the complexities of modern China.

"Cider with Rosie" by Laurie Lee: Laurie Lee's memoir offers a humorous and nostalgic look at his childhood in a small English village, capturing the innocence, wonder, and mischief of youth in rural Britain. François Rabelais Azar Nafisi: Marjane Satrapi

[only-johnny-deppp]

Lovely Funny Moments: Johnny Depp being the same lovely silly Johnny Depp, 7 years ago, on January 28, 2015 during the Press Conference of “Mortdecai”, at the Peninsula Tokyo Hotel, in Tokyo, Japan. (^෴^)v

[21deppstreet]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING AHHHH THE BOYS ARE EATING GOOD

I hope you guys like it ;;v;;

[aoitakumi8148]

[Updated].

“I’m so very proud of you... I’ve always been rather fond of you.”

12% on RT, Johnny Depp as ‘𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣’, and me that burst into laughter. Don’t call them us. Critics are not us. They’re a messed up group of prejudiced imbeciles who would be willing to praise their own wastes if required. Have dignity, trust yourselves.

[bellarosetodd]

Bought a Johnny’s Cinema craft pack online❤️

I spent 4 days to do it, and the book cover is sooooo difficult to make🙈 But it’s totally worth it😍This is very beautiful and is a cute collection of our Johnny’s wonderful movies💙

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Johnny Depp as Charlie Mortdecai ⭐

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[johnnyonespur]

I really liked reading the first of the Charlie Mortdecai novels by Kyril Bonfiglioni (Don't Point That Thing at Me). Crime thriller, but with a real Wooster/Jeeves vibe.

I do like novels that have so many obscure trivia/vocabulary/references that I need to make a list to look up when I get a chance. Some of the things I had to investigate from the first book: a white lady cocktail (gin, triple sec, and lemon juice); pococurante (a person who is careless, indifferent, or just lazy); Teller mines (WWII German anti-vehicle mines); kedgeree (a dish with rice, curry, eggs, and smoked fish); poephage (a grass eater); Tsarskoe Selo; Ratty & the Sea Rat (characters from Wind in the Willows); nates (buttocks); Bohea (a fancy tea); and zizz (a nap).

[j-august]

Behind the deputy there gangled a long, sad man trying hard to smile out of a mouth designed only for refusing credit.

Kyril Bonfiglioli, Don't Point That Thing At Me

[violetrose-art]

I designed magical auras for my favorite Johnny Depp characters turned unicorns. There’s Barnabas Collins, Charlie Mortdecai, Dr. Will Caster, James “Whitey” Bulger, Ichabod Crane, Sweeney Todd, and Mort Rainey (in that order).

[savagekyun2601]

Johnny Depp appreciation post 🥺✨

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[greenstudies]

Movie recommendations

This is a list of movies I’ve seen with scores!. Used to be a part of my To Watch list, but it got too long. If you’re looking for films to watch, welcome!:

Before we start... Movies with rating 9/10 and higher are highlighted. Movies I didn’t finish have 0/10

🎦 Action

Kingsman: Golden circle  2/10

Spy who dumped me  6/10

John Wick  9/10

John Wick 2  8/10

John Wick 3  5/10

Blade Runer  0/10

Central intelligence  6/10

The Hitman’s Bodyguard  7/10

Constantine  9/10

Point Break  9/10

Charlie’s Angels  5/10

Speed 5/10

Mad Max: Fury Road 8/10

Murder on the Orient Express 6/10

The Old Guard 6/10

🎦 Animated

The Fox and the Hound  7/10

Kubo and the two strings  8/10

Sing  8/10

Sinbad  7/10

Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse  10/10

Toy Story 4  8/10

How to Train Your Dragon 3  6/10

Whisper of the Heart  7/10

Castle in the sky  6/10

Ponyo  6/10

Arriety  9/10

From Up on a poppy Hill 5/10

Tales From Earthsea 5/10

Raya and the Last Dragon 7/10

Mitchels and the Machines 7/10

Soul 8/10

Only Yesterday 5/10

Klaus 8/10

🎦 Comedy

Devil wears Prada  5/10

Bad moms  6/10

Clueless  0/10

Ibiza 4/10

Isn’t it romantic  8/10

Crazy Rich Asians  8/10

Dirty 30  couldn’t find it :(

The Perfect Date  5/10

Someone Great  7/10

Unicorn Store  5/10

Tootsie  7/10

Mortdecai  7/10

I Love You Phillip Morris  7/10

Always Be My Maybe  7/10

Knives Out  8/10

9 to 5 7/10

Fried Green Tomatoes 4/10

Love and Monsters 7/10

Bo Burnham: INSIDE 9/10

Little Miss Sunshine 7/10

The Intern 6/10

🎦 Drama

Passengers  6/10

Joy  9/10

Inferno  8/10

Catch me if you can  7/10

Rush  5/10

Leon  7/10

Bohemian Rhapsody  7/10

The Game  8/10

Alpha  3/10

The Breakfast Club  3/10

Burlesque 7/10

The Judge  7/10

The Godfather  5/10

One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest  7/10

To the Bone 8/10

My Own Private Idaho  4/10

Little Women  0/10

1984  6/10

Devil’s Advocate  10/10

Her  5/10

Walk the line 5/10

Lady Bird 4/10

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood  0/10

Mindscape 9/10

Seven  10/10

Unbreakable  7/10

Split  7/10

Glass  4/10

Much Ado About Nothing 5/10

47 Ronin  5/10

Bend It Like Beckham 3/10

Brokeback Mountain  8/10

JoJo Rabbit 10/10

The Colour Purple 4/10

Now and Then 5/10

Marriage Story 7/10

The Master 0/10

The Truman Show 9/10

The Yards 0/10 

Stay 8/10

The Snowman 4/10

Parasite 7/10

I Care a Lot 4/10

Primal Fear 9/10

🎦 Documentary

Minimalism  6/10

What the Health  0/10

The Social Dilemma 8/10

🎦 Horror

Train to Busan  4/10

The Woman in Black  5/10

Bird Box 7/10

Silent hill  0/10

Doctor Sleep  7/10

Jennifer’s Body  3/10

The Quiet Place 6/10

The Witch 2/10

American Psycho 1/10

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street 2/10

🎦 Thriller

Red Sparrow  0/10 (didn’t even finish it, I’m too pure)

Ocean’s 8  7/10

Bad Times at the El Royale  4/10

A Simple Favour  8/10

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch  9/10

Joker 10/10

Chain Reaction  6/10

Widows  0/10

Prisoners  10/10

Zodiac 8/10

Our Kind of Traitor 6/10

The Girl on the Train 6/10

🎦 Fantasy

The Huntsman: Winter’s War  6/10

Beauty and the Beast (life action)  6/10

Red Riding Hood  5/10

Tomb Rider  2/10

Pete’s Dragon  6/10

Upside Down  2/10

Sleepy Hollow  6/10

The House with a Clock in its Walls  7/10

Fantastic Beasts: Grindenwald’s Crimes  8/10

Mary Popins returns  6/10

Big Fish  6/10

Jack the Giant Slayer  5/10

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey  8/10

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe  7/10

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug  8/10

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring 7/10

Christopher Robin 6/10

Into the Woods 3/10

Beetlejuice 6/10

Robin Hood 3/10

Horns 4/10

🎦 Sci-fi

Ghostbusters: Answer the Call  7/10

Fahrenheit 451  0/10

Ex Machina  6/10

Looper  8/10

The X Files: I Want To Believe 4/10

The Island  7/10

The Matrix  6/10

The Butterfly Effect  8/10

Star Wars I: Phantom Menace 7/10

Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones 7/10

Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 7/10

What Happened to Monday 5/10

🎦 Superhero

Ant-Man and Wasp  5/10

Deadpool 2  9/10

Aquaman  8/10

Captain Marvel  8/10

Spiderman: Far from Home  8/10

Iron man 3  7/10

X-Men: Dark Phoenix  7/10

Birds of Prey (And the Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)  8/10

Venom 8/10

Venom: Let There Be Carnage 6/10

🎦 Romance

How to lose a guy in 10 days  6/10

Love Actually  6/10

The Kissing Booth 4/10

The first time  4/10

Pretty Woman  7/10

Dirty Dancing  9/10

The Notebook  5/10

Just Friends  3/10

Moulin Rouge!  8/10

Call Me By Your Name  6/10

The Lake House  5/10

Carol 7/10

Playing by Heart 2/10

Hope you like some of these!

[only-johnny-deppp]

Johnny Depp, 7 years ago (2015), on this day (January 18), during a photocall before the press conference of “Mortdecai”, at the Adlon Hotel in Berlin, Germany.

On that day, Johnny attended the event with Paul Bettany and the director David Koepp.

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Johnny Depp Hit And Flop All Movies List With Box Office Collection Analysis. Johnny Depp is a popular Hollywood actor. Today we will Know about Johnny Depp Filmography, Career and All Movies List

1. A Nightmare on Elm Stree (1984)

This movie was Blockbuster in Box Office.

18. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

its a hollywood  Fantasy, Horror, Mystery  film . This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson at the lead role. imdb rating 7.3/10. This movie was  Blockbuster  in Box Office.

19. Chocolat (2000)

20. Before Night Falls (2000)

21. The Man Who Cried (2000)

22. Blow (2001)

23. From Hell (2001)

24. Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

25. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl a hollywood  Action, Adventure, Fantasy  film.  This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom at the lead role. imdb rating 8.0/10. This movie was Blockbuster  in Box Office.

26. Secret Window (2004)

27. Finding Neverland (2004)

28. The Libertine (2004)

29. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

its a hollywood   Adventure, Comedy, Family  film . This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, David Kelly at the lead ��role. imdb rating 6.6/10. This movie was Blockbuster in Box Office

30. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

its a hollywood   Action, Adventure, Fantasy film . This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley  at the lead  role. imdb rating 7.3/10. This movie was All time Blockbuster in Box Office

31. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

its a hollywood  Action, Adventure, Fantasy film . This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley  at the lead  role. imdb rating 7.1/10. This movie was All time Blockbuster in Box Office

32. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

its a hollywood   Drama, Horror, Musical film . This Film Starring  Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman at the lead  role. imdb rating 7.3/10. This movie was All time Blockbuster in Box Office

33.  Public Enemies (2009)

its a hollywood    Biography, Crime, Drama film . This Film Starring  Christian Bale, Johnny Depp, Christian Stolte at the lead role.  imdb rating 7.0/10. This movie was   Blockbuster in Box Office

34. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)

35. Alice in Wonderland (2010)

its a hollywood    Adventure, Family, Fantasy film . This Film Starring  Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter at the lead  role.  imdb rating 6.4/10. This movie was All time Blockbuster in Box Office.

36. The Tourist (2010)

37. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

its a hollywood  Action, Adventure, Fantasy  film . This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Ian McShane at the lead  role.  imdb rating 6.6/10. This movie was All time Blockbuster in Box Office.

38. The Rum Diary (2011)

39. Dark Shadows (2012)

its a hollywood  Comedy, Fantasy, Horror  film . This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green at the lead  role.  imdb rating 6.2/10. This movie was Super Hit in Box Office.

40. The Lone Ranger (2013)

its a hollywood  Action, Adventure, Western film . This Film Starring  Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner at the lead  role.  imdb rating 6.4/10. This movie was Super Hit in Box Office.

41. Transcendence (2014)

42. Into the Woods (2014)

43. Mortdecai (2015)

44. Black Mass (2015)

its a hollywood  Biography, Crime, Drama film . This Film Starring  Johnny Depp, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dakota Johnson at the lead  role. imdb rating 6.9/10. This movie was HIT in Box Office.

45. Yoga Hosers (2016)

46. Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie (2016)

47. Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

48. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

its a hollywood  Action, Adventure, Fantasy  film . This Film Starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Javier Bardem at the lead  role.  imdb rating 6.5/10. This movie was Blockbuster  in Box Office.

49. Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

its a hollywood  Crime, Drama, Mystery film . This Film Starring  Kenneth Branagh, Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe at the lead  role.  imdb rating 6.5/10. This movie was Blockbuster  in Box Office.

50. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

its a hollywood  Adventure, Family, Fantasy film . This Film Starring  Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Dan Fogler  at the lead  role. imdb rating 6.6/10. This movie was All Time Blockbuster  in Box Office.

51. The Professor (2018)

52. City of Lies (2018)

53. Waiting for the Barbarians (2019)

its a hollywood  Drama film . This Film Starring  Mark Rylance, Johnny Depp, Robert Pattinson at the lead role.  imdb rating 5.8/10. This movie was Blockbuster  in Box Office.

54. Minamata (2020)

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