#Mortdecai

[pensieri-inlacrime]

Adoro quest'uomo e il suo altissimo livello di recitazione 🤤

[thedailyque]

Olivia Munn as Georgina Krampf

Mortdecai (2015)

[chevy2497]

To All The Fans Who Adore Ewan McGregor, he’s in my Top 10 favourite list. He’s number 6.

But I’ve seen about 10 of his films.

1: Moulin Rouge (2001)

His Character: Christian

2: Big Fish (2003)

His Character: Young Edward Bloom

3: Down With Love (2003)

His Character: Catcher Block

4: The Island (2005)

Lincoln Six Echo/Tom Lincoln

5: Robots (2005)

Rodney Copperbottom

6: Miss Potter (2006)

Norman Warne

7: The Impossible (2012)

Henry

8: Jack The Giant Slayer (2013)

Elmont

9: Mortdecai (2015)

Alistair Maitland

10: Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Lumière

I can honestly say that he has played all his characters so wonderfully well that’s he’s just so skilled and talented. I’ve also created a keyring with his name on it. I still need to watch the Star Wars films (only the ones that he’s in of course).

@ewandaily @ewanmcgregorsource @ewanmcgregoring-blog @ewanmcgregorhereandthere-bl-blog @ewanmcgregorfan @ewanmcgregorsposts

[havithreatendub4]

#Mortdecai #premiere #UK #London #January 2015 #2015 #bae #fans

[pixelmort]

Lil mort

[raurquiz]

#happybirthday @oliviamunn #oliviamunn #actress #Psylocke #XMen #Apocalypse #IronMan2 #ThePredator #BigStan #DateNight #MagicMike #RideAlong2 #DeliverUsfromEvil #Mortdecai #OfficeChristmasParty #LoveWeddingRepeat #TheNewsroom #MilesfromTomorrowland #HitMonkey

[witchywit]

Oh, Mr. Mortdecai! ❤️

[rizzstruck]

ugh! what a drag! calls me "boo" and not "My love beast"

[annabeth-my-beloved]

In the voice of Mort from Penguins of Madagascar/ King Julien: to sleeeep, perchance to dreeeam

[jolifleurbleu]

[havithreatendub4]

#Ellen #The Ellen Show #January 2015 #2015 #Mortdecai #Paul Bettany #Gwyneth Paltrow #interview #Uncle Fun

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[hey-color-palettes]

The name Mortdecai?

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[j-august]

I looked him squarely and frankly in the eye as I said it, so that he would be sure that I was lying.

Kyril Bonfiglioli, Don't Point That Thing At Me

[lizardsfromspace]

Johnny Depp apologists present it as if Hollywood's being stupid and losing money by not casting him, bc they're rooted in a perpetual 2004 where he's the hottest star in Hollywood. Meanwhile over in here in reality Depp was in a deep, deep flop era for over a decade. Not only did most of his projects in the 2010s bomb but they were extremely expensive. How expensive? Pirates 4, originally intended to be cheaper than 2 & 3, ended up becoming the most expensive film ever made at the time. All while, by all accounts, showing up to set late and drunk, and paying someone to feed him his lines via earpiece bc he couldn't be bothered to remember them. Pirates 5 barely made a small profit bc it did decently in China, but that's all. They're really devoted to pretending that he's still Black Pearl Johnny Depp and not Mortdecai Johnny Depp since if they're harassing people over some washed-up actor no one really likes anymore over mediocre sequels to a film they liked in 2003 then they might realize it's pointless

The sad part is that it's all of that that got him blacklisted, for hurting the studio's profits, and not how he treated people

[lackadaisy-headcanon-supply-unit]

I'm so glad I found your account! You guys are very talented <33

I know canonically Mortdecai isn't, uh, amazing with kids but what if a Marigold members daughter started hanging around the building (like Ivy did when she was younger) and she reminded Mortdecai of one of his sisters (Esthers moodiness or Roses cheeriness)? I'd love some headcanons about the scenario^^

I wasn't going to write this until later but I absolutely had to jump ahead of schedule and write this because it nagged at my mind almost all week. You even started an AU for the other mods and I, anon. This little idea is so tasty and adfghfgferhrj

You are the biggest brain and I hope you don't mind that me and Iphiko (and maybe even Rory!) had a little taste of this drink ourselves first. Different bottle, don't worry, we haven't touched any of what's in your hand right now

Also thank you so much for your kind words! I'm really glad you guys are enjoying these things (as if the inbox flooding wasn't proof enough), it makes us Lackadaisy Moonshiners so happy and gives me an excuse to keep writing. You're all awesome!

At first, it almost stings. He still remembers Ivy, after all; her wandering around following Viktor or whoever caught her eye whenever she could. It was cute. Adorable, even.

But Mordecai seems to be the target of this little beast's attention. And no amount of waving her off, gently pushing her away with his foot or annoyed threats will get her to pick someone else.

The Savoys are enamored with the little bugger. Serafine started calling her "Bébé Couteau" (Baby Knife) after being allowed to teach her some knife tricks (why Asa let them put a knife in the hands of a kitten, Mordecai will never know) and Nico picked up the habit of startling the little girl by picking her up and spinning with her...Which slowly evolved into throwing her across the bloody bar into Serafine's arms after an accident that resulted in the kitten getting yeeted by a distracted Nico (apparently she loved it (and to Serafine's credit, she ran like Hell to catch her); so it's not exactly safe but it's okay??)

Several speakeasy attendees mistake her to be Mordecai's kitten since she's always hanging around him (and especially so if she's a Tuxedo cat). It probably doesn't help that he loudly objects to the twins throwing the kitten back and forth like a football and has even ripped her out of their arms once or twice

They also (correctly) assume that he calls the shots when it comes to her. If she's making trouble or is heading somewhere that she shouldn't be, someone has to work up the courage to tell that ferocious shadow of Asa's. It's him, the queen cat that looks like she's constantly considering stabbing you or the heartthrob at the bar vicious son of a bitch who always looks like he knows that he's better than you

It's an unspoken rule between the three that Mordecai's word is law when it comes to the kitten. He hates this and is sure that they just use this as another excuse to tease him.

Asa scares the Hell out of the poor little thing. He tried greeting her once and she burst into tears and ran to Mordecai so he could protect her. The twins thought this was hysterical: the kitten adores the ground Mordecai walks on, laughs at Serafine's threats and thinks Nico throwing her at a soft target as hard as he can is the bee's knees; but Asa Sweet-the big fat cat with the softest features out of all of them-scares the living daylights out of her.

Mordecai thinks the kitten has a good judge of character sometimes. If it wasn't for her love of the chaotic duo he'd say that out loud

They brought the kitten along to a "meeting" once when she were sick with a fever. She cried when Mordecai left the car and Serafine refused to leave until she was comforted or at least sleeping, so (after some arguing and sweet-talking) Mordecai went back for her. When he didn't leave the vehicle for a few minutes, the Savoys went on without him.

They came back to find him reading a book, the kitten snuggled up against his side and sound asleep tucked under his coat and arm. The soft look in Morde's eye told Nico that maybe this wasn't the time to be teasing him.

This didn't stop Serafine. Mordecai hasn't heard the end of that event. (Asa also gave him some Hell for leaving the twins to do the dirty work, but Serafine and Nico shut him down pretty quickly-they found whatever crate he wanted, no witnesses are around to tell the tale, the job was done just fine and the kitten needed him more than they did. Shut up, Mr. Sweet.)

Whoever's daughter the kitten is, they'd better learn to deal with Mordecai becoming her guardian angel of death. If she doesn't have a parent and just wandered in somehow, she's gonna end up with something better: an aunt that'll teach her to kill and how to stay strong, an uncle that'll toss her around like a hot potato and teach her to be fearless and another uncle that'll pretend to not care for her until someone looks at her the wrong way.

Mordecai, Serafine and Nico. Probably the worst-fitting cats to be any kind of parental figures, yet ones that will guard a mutually-adopted kitten until their final breaths-whether they'll admit to it or not.