#Che’nya the [REDACTED]

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey love! ♡♡♡,

I'm curious, what is your grandad like? How was it growing up with him around?

(Also, because of course I should ask this as well, do you think he'd like me-?)

Darlinnnnnnnnnnnn~!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

*pounces on you in a hug*

My favorite Heartslabyul-shaped Diasomnian! 😹

Hmmmm…

As for my Grandpaw… I didn’t just grow up with him around, I grew up with only him around. I don’t really remember my parents. They were unfortunately lost to what every Cheshire willingly and lovingly makes their worst enemy, so I was raised by my Grandpaw!

He is very fun! I still haven’t guessed his first name, even after all these years, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out eventually! 😼 My Grandpaw likes to tell lots of stories and you’ll never know if they’re true or not… sometimes the ones you’re so sure are the lies are the truths.

One time, he told me a story about this giant egg man sitting on a wall that was so well-to-do that a KING gave him a cravat (or was it a belt? 🤔) as an Unbirthday present and promised to fix him if the egg man broke his shell. I was pawsitive my Grandpaw was just telling tall tales with that one… nope! Learned years later that it did happen… in a different universe. Grandpaw is just sneaky like that! 🤭

He’s great with kids - he’s who I want to be when I am as old as he is. He was always so patient with teaching me how to appear and disappear, teleport, and [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]. I don’t know where I would be without him. 🥰

And I think he would adore you, Darlin! You’re important to me, which means he’s already going to like you, but also? You gave me earrings. And I’m wearing them. He’s gonna know that means I really like you. So that means he won’t just like you as an accessory to me, he will sit you down and get to know you so he can say fur sure that he likes you. 💜

[your-local-grinning-cat]

‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe…

You have entered the Tulgey Wood, the home of Che’nya. When the curious cat beastman is not attending classes at RSA or out bothering visiting his friends at NRC, Che’nya will often be found here, wandering the Wood. 💜🐾

Make sure you keep a good grip on your mind - you wouldn’t want to lose it now! - because things are a little different around here…

If you’re curiouser and curiouser - please be sure to read the directions to be directed in the right direction…but not necessarily directly… ⤵️

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Before you go any further, you should know Che’nya is not alone in the Wood. He has kidnapped adopted a pet human of his very own, AR! Where Che’nya goes, AR goes. AR is as much a part of the Tulgey Wood and the world of Twisted Wonderland as Che’nya himself is, so do not be surprised when AR and Che’nya interact!

AR is both a character and the role player. How can AR be the role player for Che’nya if Che’nya adopted them? Well that certainly is an interesting question, isn’t it? I suppose you’ll have to read further to find out. You were warned that things are different around here… 🩷🐾

While all of Wonderland is mad, there are rules here. The Queen of Hearts has made sure of it! Very loudly! And even someone as chaotic as Che’nya listens to the Queen most of the time.

Here are the TALL (rules explained in full and fully in character, posted first) and small (tl;dr, posted second) rules of the Tulgey Wood.

TALL RULES!

1. As said before, Che’nya is not alone here in his Wood. He always drags his human, AR, along with him. AR is not allowed to leave the Tulgey Wood and has been lost here for quite some time. They request their one phone call, a lawyer, and for you all to remember that when you interact with the crazy cat AR will also be present and accounted for

2. If you have any questions, comments, requests for advice, pleas for directional help, etc. for the local stray, feel free to send an ask! Just know that the time period of when Che’nya gets back to you may vary… he is very free-spirited after all. One moment he’s here, the next he’s at NRC stealing tarts from Heartslabyul, then he’s at RSA studying, and then he’s through the Looking Glass and going only Che’nya knows where! So please be patient and respectful of the fact that Che’nya does not stay in the Tulgey Wood 24/7

3. Che’nya and AR both support people no matter where they have wandered from, what they look like, who they love, etc. and will not tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. Che’nya is mad, not a bigot. If you act bigoted within the Wood, you will either be given a warning (but this is only if AR honestly thinks it was a mistake and a teachable moment, as we all make mistakes and deserve room to learn and grow) or teleported out of the Tulgey Wood and magically barred from entering again 🚫

4. Che’nya is a fairly flirty kitty, but he is mostly SFW. The most he is comfortable with is hugs, cuddles, playful cheek kisses, and perhaps quick pecks. However, he is also a cat beastman, so he is also willing to exhibit/recieve more cat-like behaviors/affections, such as nuzzling, head pats, pets, ear scratches, tail wraps, pinning people while play fighting, and quick kitten licks. And, as a cat, Che’nya has no sense of personal space once he is comfortable with you. Unless you tell him to stop or that you are uncomfortable, you will often find yourself with a lap full of Che’nya or just have him lounging around and/or on you. And when it comes to “verbal” flirting, do not act lewd, crass, or excessively NSFW. Anyone who makes Che’nya and/or AR uncomfortable will either be given a warning or teleported out and magically barred, depending on the severity 🚫

5. NSFW content that IS allowed is cursing. The cat could not care less about that - there are more interesting things to pay attention to

6. Che’nya is very friendly! He is absolutely willing to interact with other rp blogs and OCs! The more the merrier! He believes madness is much more fun when you can share it with more people ❤️🐾

7. Neither Che’nya, nor AR, hardly ever get on Tumblr on anything other than their mobile device. So, needless to say, this entire blog is being created and maintained on mobile. So keep that in mind if anything looks wonky - AR knows some things don’t translate well but they don’t want to hear any complaints. They said it will make them cry so please don’t do that to them

8. Che’nya and AR reserve the right to decide which asks they do and do not answer for any reason

small rules.

(tl;dr the above monstrosity… which, fair)

1. There is an actual person behind this roleplay blog. Remember that and be kind and respectful

2. You can send asks in but please be patient if you are not answered right away - real life does come first

3. Be a decent human being. Don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. This will either result in a warning (if it is honestly a mistake, as people should have room to learn and grow) or a block 🚫

4. Keep it pretty much SFW. AR is asexual and neurodivergent and struggles to pick up on flirting cues. View Che’nya as someone who is highly physically affectionate, extremely playful, and perhaps slightly flirty - but that’s as far as it will go. If you want a better grasp of what physical affections Che’nya would be okay with, check the TALL #4 rule. Anyone who breaks this rule will either be given a warning or a block, depending on the severity 🚫

5. Cursing is allowed

6. Other rp blogs and OC characters are absolutely welcome to interact!

7. This blog is being run entirely on mobile so forgive any weird formatting

8. AR has every right to refuse to answer an ask for any reason with no explanation required

Che’nya: I wonder if anyone will ever actually read all of this… You’re putting so much effort into this.

AR: *laughs* Probably not. But I knew that from the beginning. This is just the OCD writer in me. If they actually do read any of it, they’ll probably just skip down to the small rules. It’s why I included them.

Che’nya: *frowns* But what about the tags? They’re next!

AR: *shrugs* Who really wants to read all this Che’nya? Isn’t it enough I had fun making it?

Che’nya: …hmm… *looks out at you all* Let’s make it worthwhile for those that actually read this then! If mew have skipped all of the above, go read it and then get back here. I’m going to go back up there 👆and leave paw prints in colors that you need to remember!

Che’nya: Here are the new paw prints! 💛🐾

AR: What will the reward be?

Che’nya: Well, they’re not done collecting, now are they? They still need to go through the tags of the blog… Heeheehee… 😸

AR: *sighs* Okay, yeah. The tags are kinda important and interesting anyway. They give some blog-specific Che’nya lore, after all.

Che’nya: OOOH LIKE HOW I’M BASICALLY A LOWKEY COSMIC HORROR/CRYPTID/TRICKSTER GOD ENTITY THAT IS ENTIRELY SELF AWARE AND LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF FOURTH WALLS?! 😺😺😺

AR: …yeah that. 🫠

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TAGS 🏷️

#Che’nya Chats - when Che’nya replies to asks, regardless of what kind they are

#Che’nya Appears - when Che’nya wanders off to other blogs and sends asks to them, usually to stir up mischief

#Che’nya Comments - when Che’nya pops onto a post where he wasn’t originally a participant… but I guess he is now

#Che’nya Meows - when Che’nya makes any kind of original post speaking his mind (for better or worse)

#Che’nya Grins - when Che’nya finds posts, jokes, riddles, puns, art, etc. that make him happy that he wants to share with his furiends!

#Che’nya the [REDACTED] - when Che’nya does something that reminds us that there’s more to him than just a cute little kitty beastman… 🖤🐾

#Che’nya Knows No 4th Wall - when Che’nya once again flaunts that he is 100% self aware, the little shit 😒

#AR answers - when AR replies to asks in the actual body post, not just the tags; usually for asks that need/ask for AR specifically

#AR speaks - when AR makes any kind of original post speaking their mind; includes posts looking past the 4th wall as AR is both a character and the roleplayer

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BONUS TAG INFO 🏷️ 🏷️

#AR: / #Che’nya: - AR and Che’nya are speaking in the tags; if #AR is not included, and the tag is not a sorting tag of some sort, then the tag is most likely Che’nya adding more to to conversation as he is the default speaker when AR is not included

#OOC: - While AR can answer things OOC as they are both in character and OOC, to keep things from being confusing in the tags since sometimes AR and Che’nya converse there, any OOC moments in the tags will be preceded by “OOC:” Anywhere else, AR will simply respond to any “4th wall breaking” comments

Che’nya: Is that is?

AR: Yeah, I think that’s it.

Che’nya: Yay! 😸 You did it!

AR: So are you done having your Blue’s Clues moment?

Che’nya: …💙🐾

AR: You’re enjoying this far too much.

Che’nya: LET ME HAVE THIS! I LET YOU HAVE THE PINNED POST! 😾

AR: *sighs* Okay, Steve, what do the good little children get for collecting the multi-colored paw prints?

Che’nya: Heeheehee! They’re not done~!

AR: What?

Che’nya: They have to find the last one at the very end, then they have to put 💕🐾 in the comments of this pinned post (and no, ↖️ that print does not count as one of my magic paw prints!), and then send me an ask saying they have been directed to me via the magic paw prints and include all the paw print colors in order! And if they do ALL OF THAT……

AR: …

Che’nya: I will reply to their ask with something fun. Like a cool joke or a riddle or a cute cat picture or something. 😺

AR: …that’s it?

Che’nya: THEY WILL ALSO GET TO HOLD THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF THE MAGIC PAW PRINTS OVER THEIR FRIENDS’ HEADS! Because you can’t tell other people where you found the paw prints. That’s cheating. 😾

AR: That is ridiculously convoluted just to get a joke or something, Che’nya.

Che’nya: But I will be sure to give them a shoutout for following the magic paw prints. They will be special. They will have bragging rights.

AR: … *walks away, satisfied with my post and 100% done with Che’nya*

Che’nya: Liar! You’re not 100% done with me or you wouldn’t be roleplaying me! *snickers, glances back at you all reading this, winks, and then follows after them, grinning*

Che’nya: *calling back to the readers over his shoulder* Remember, there’s one last paw print to find. I’ve already given hints as to where it could be~!

Now it’s time for the cat to play…

Heeheehee… 😸

[your-local-grinning-cat]

‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe…

You have entered the Tulgey Wood, the home of Che’nya. When the curious cat beastman is not attending classes at RSA or out bothering visiting his friends at NRC, Che’nya will usually be found here, wandering his Wood.

Make sure you keep a good grip on your mind - you wouldn’t want to lose it now! - because things are a little different around here…

If you’re curiouser and curiouser - please be sure to read the directions to be directed in the right direction… but not necessarily directly!

Know that you ignore the rules of the Tulgey Wood at your own peril! 😼⤵️

Before you go any further, you should know Che’nya is not alone in his Wood. He has kidnapped convinced his best friend, AR, to live with him! Where Che’nya goes, AR goes. AR is as much a part of the Tulgey Wood and the world of Twisted Wonderland as Che’nya himself is, so do not be surprised when AR and Che’nya interact!

AR is both a character and the roleplayer. How can AR be the roleplayer for Che’nya if they’re also a character? Well, that certainly is an interesting question, isn’t it? I suppose you’ll have to read further to find out. You were warned that things are different around here…

While all of Wonderland is Mad, there are rules here. The Queen of Hearts has made sure of it! Very loudly! And even someone as chaotic as Che’nya listens to the Queen most of the time. But these are AR’s rules and everyone is expected to follow them, even Che’nya!

Rules of the Tulgey Wood

1️⃣ There is an actual person behind this account. Remember that and be kind and respectful. If you break the rules you will either be ignored, told the rule/s you broke and directed to it/them, or outright blocked.

9️⃣ Be a decent human being to everyone - not just the person behind this blog. Racism, homophobia, misogyny, transphobia, etc. are not tolerated here. MAPs and pro-shippers are also unwelcome. If I ever do/say/reblog anything offensive myself, feel free to tell me and I will correct it! I am human and make mistakes.

3️⃣ The admin running this blog is an adult in their mid twenties. Please keep this in mind. For your safety and my own, if you are a minor, I ask that you only interact with me through asks so that I can answer them publicly. That way the entire interaction is in full view of others.

8️⃣ I do not rp in DMs. If I contact you via Tumblr DM or you contact me in DMs, I will be talking to you OOC.

4️⃣ Everything will be answered at my own discretion and time frame. Not only do I have a life outside of this blog, but I often end up putting a lot of effort into just one reply, making my response time a little slow. Because of this, I can easily get overwhelmed with notifications and burnout, so I sometimes need to step away and take breaks. Please be patient, and thank you for understanding!

2️⃣ While this blog is fairly NSFW, as I allow cursing, some smaller horror-esqe descriptions, and can speak of darker topics, one thing that I do not allow is sexual content. While Che’nya is very tactile and highly physically affectionate, the furthest he will go is kissing, nuzzling, cuddling, etc. He may also do some cat things such as scenting, kneading, kitten licks, nipping, etc., but that is as far as I am comfortable with.

6️⃣ This is a multiship blog. Which means that while Che’nya can date multiple people, those relationships will not intersect with each other, belonging in their own pocket realities. Che’nya, being self aware, is unique in that he is aware of all his partners in every reality and is honest with every partner about the situation. So, to him, it’s more like he’s in a polyamorous polycule. But, for the purpose of the blog itself, because his partners will ever interact as fellow S/Os, this blog is multiship.

5️⃣ Other rp blogs and OCs are absolutely welcome! However, if it’s your character’s first time talking to Che’nya, especially an OC, I ask that you either give a brief explanation as to who they are at the bottom of the ask you send or provide a link to an intro post that I can read so I know who I’m talking to and Che’nya can act accordingly. I am not going to hunt down information about your character if you are wanting to interact with me. It would be different if I was reaching out to you. A summary can be as simple or as long as you like. Here’s an example of a short one provided by @castaway-achlys:

“Character is a mild-mannered and typically quiet boy. Despite his past, he's incredibly intelligent and curious about the world, and always has kindness in store for others. He is 18 and in the Ignihyde dorm.”

7️⃣ Much longer rule because it comes with a little added explanation on Che’nya! But it is just as important!

Please refrain from god modding. Che’nya is my character. I do not appreciate it when you try to force him to act like you want him to, you assume he will react/act in a certain way, or you try to force your headcanons onto the character I am roleplaying. This is not the canon Che’nya, nor is this your version of Che’nya. This is my version of Che’nya.

If you do not know what god modding is, here is a link! And before you click on it, know the tone is /lh

Bouncing off of “no god modding,” people may try to complain that my Che’nya is OP because I let him metagame and seem to let him powerplay. (I will not provide links to these terms - if you don’t know them I think the link previously provided will have been enough to tell you what to do to fix that 😂) While I can’t argue with the metagaming, as Che’nya is self aware, I can argue with powerplay.

Che’nya is not all powerful… unless he is in his Tulgey Woods, where he is the Ultimate Game Master and controls everything. But that does not mean he doesn’t have weaknesses, even there. And once OUT of the Wood, Che’nya is NOT all powerful. He is still strong, but he is no longer the Ultimate Game Master. The key would be managing to catch the cat. Which would be incredibly difficult, but it could be done. This is why Che’nya does not often leave the Tulgey Wood. He is well aware of his vulnerability.

Then there is the fact that, even if he is very powerful, enough to even warp reality at times… he has also managed to get his head stuck in a teapot, summoned marshmallows and skewers to roast them but complained he had no chocolate or graham crackers so he couldn’t make s’mores, and has run face-first into walls more than once.

He may be Powerful, but he is also Mad and Silly and that can make him Stupid at times. It would be no fun if he was truly all powerful all the time.

🔟 This blog is run entirely on mobile with only a few exceptions. So please forgive any weird formatting.

Tags are important on this blog! Not only does Che’nya often speak in them (AR sometimes joins in, even when they were not present in the main post), but there are also good sorting tags to check out if you’re interested!

Tagging System

Sorting Tags - Che’nya

#che’nya meows - when Che’nya makes an original post speaking whatever nonsense comes to him

#che’nya chats - when Che’nya replies to asks sent to him… and yes, that is a play on “chat” being French for “cat,” but no, it’s not for you Rook lovers it’s a REFERENCE TO THE BOOK LET ME LIVE MY LIFE 😭

#che’nya wanders - when Che’nya leaves the Tulgey Wood to go visit other blogs and send his own asks, usually to stir up mischief

#che’nya appears - when Che’nya suddenly pops up on a post, often without warning or invatation

#che’nya grins - when Che’nya finds something purrticularly fun, funny, and/or fabulous 😸

#che’nya lore drop - my Che’nya is not the Che’nya from canon… since we don’t know much about him, I have made him my own

So, that being said…

#che’nya the [REDACTED] - when Che’nya does or says something, in the main post or the tags, that reminds us that he is more than just a silly kitty beastman… he is the Cheshire Cat

#che’nya knows no 4th wall - when Che’nya breaks the 4th wall because he is 100% self aware and does not care about architecture

Sorting Tags - AR

#ar speaks - when AR makes an original post IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar answers - when AR replies to asks IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar asks - when AR sends an ask to a blog IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar comments - when AR comments on posts they were not originally involved in IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar speaks ooc - when AR makes an original post OUT OF CHARACTER, explaining something that is happening to the blog admin irl

Speaking Tags - All

If only ONE person is speaking in/making a post, whether it’s Che’nya or AR, assume the person “talking” in the tags is them, even with no name identifier. However, if both are speaking, they will identify themselves.

#che’nya: Che’nya is speaking in this tag

#ar: AR is speaking in this tag - in character

#ooc: if you see this tag, I am talking as the admin and out of character, but this is not on a post I have made specifically to speak OOC

Event Tags

Whenever there is a fun situation that lasts a while happening on the blog, there will be a tag specific to the event! It will be formatted like this…

#che’nya event: [event]

Some people have been given their own unique tag. Here’s a list of those who have earned their own kind of cat bell from me that I tend to ring the most often! (let me know if you want to be untagged) There are some other people who have bells, but I don’t tag them as often.

Cat Bell Buddies 🔔

@1930sdarlin: #darlin megs 💖

@blind0raven

Foxy: #boxy foxy birdy friend

Kibby: #👑🦊

@castaway-achlys

Castor: #⭐️🔭😸

Pollux: #💫🔭😸

@disgruntled-prince: #🦁💜😸

I will make a post with more information about Che’nya specifically later to link here, but for now… I think they deserve to finally have a place of honor on Che’nya’s blog!

Relationships 😻

Darli’nya - Che’nya and his Darlin, Megs

(@1930sdarlin)

💜💖

Leo’nya - Che’nya and His Highness, Leona

(@disgruntled-prince)

😸🦁

AR: Fuck my life this was supposed to be shorter than the last one…

Che’nya: Well… at least it’s more organized? And, to be fair, you did have more things to add on this one than the last one.

AR: *sobbing*

Che’nya: =o_o=

Credit and thanks to @cafekitsune for the dividers!

[your-local-grinning-cat]

How have you and Ruggie not gotten high off the catnip? I know you're a funny little secret third thing between beastman and Eldritch horror, but ruggs is just a silly little guy?

I mean, I purrsonally am, at the moment, just trying to breathe shallowly and keep my nose away from the actual ‘nip.

The scent is very, very strong, but I’m already mad. I’m used to having my head be all funny. So as long as I don’t get my head shoved in it, or shove my own head in it, I’m sure I can stick it out.

That being said, even then the scent is potent enough to have me feeling some of its affects as I’m helping my Highness. I’m just trying to ignore it because if I’m high too then no one would be there to help Highness!

As for @ruggiebucchiii… I don’t know, you’d have to ask him. 🤷‍♂️

But in all honesty, isn’t “silly little guy” just as powerful a third thing as #che’nya the [REDACTED]? Just, purrhaps, in different ways? 😸

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hello hello! A fellow chaos entity, I see! My name is Asraq ~! I’m afraid a few of mine got lost in your woods, and I’d be very happy if you could point me where they went so I can bring them home safely! I’m terribly worried about them. By the way, I just LOVE your fur! You look quite similar to one of my puppets, I must say.

*stares at you calmly from my tree, not moving*

Unfurtunately for you, there are many different kinds of chaos, and the kind I favor is not the kind you cause.

I also have a rather distinct hatred of puppets.

I am not the Che’nya you know and you are not in a place where you have any sort of power.

You have entered my Tulgey Wood, and here I am not only the game master and rule writer, but the one who designed the game in the first place.

There is nothing of yours in my Woods, save for what is currently on your body.

I do not know why you chose to go down the path that you did in your universe. Purrhaps there was a reason, purrhaps not. Chaos is as chaos does. But this universe is not yours, and this Wood even more so.

You are unwelcome.

[your-local-grinning-cat]

((Exposing myself part 57))

I don't think you could ever fully scare me (in entity form, I mean) half the time because I'd just end up flustered instead...

I'm sorry I'm like this, Chen...

*blinks*

Now why would I try to scare you?

You gave me cute earrings! 🥰

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Alright Che'nya, just testing a hypothesis. Stay where you are, k?

*runs several feet away* pspspspspsp

But… you… you said… stay… but I… you… the psps…

WAIT!!!!! I GOT IT!!!!! 😸

*warps the Tulgey Wood so even though I remain exactly where I am, having not moved at all, and so do you, the world around us shifts and the distance between us lessens considerably so I am now next to you once again*

mew :3

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Just to preface this, I'm fine and everything is okay, my curiosity is what motivates this.

If someone made me cry and you found out about it..what would you do?

(I will counter this with a much more light-hearted ask in the future >wo)

Well, first things first, I take care of you. You’re crying. Ĭ̸̝̱̰̿̉ ̶̘̓̄͠d̷̯̣̩̙͋ǫ̷̻̗̓ͅn̴̪̂̾’̴̡̹̞̓̊t̵͇̯̾̕ ̵̩̄́l̵̢͍̞̯̂i̶͖̇̔̕̕k̵͙̅̎ě̸̥̘͙͜ ̶̤̝̗̇t̶͖͇̺̟͑h̴̛̯̥̥̾̐̑a̴̧̡̲̅t̴͚̳͍̣͑.̶̮̰̀̉ So I’m going to take you deep into the Tulgey Wood and do whatever I need to do so that you feel better. Whatever that may be. Plushies to cuddle? A weighted blanket? A million pillows? Hot chocolate? Alcohol? Sweet food? Junk food? Funny movies? Romcoms? A little froggie on top of your head as a hat?

A̵͖̪͝ ̷̳̒f̸̢̣̭͙̤̻̄̇͒͊͝͝r̶̝̤̙̦̝͒̈́̂̉̀́ọ̸͔͇͙͚̰͂̀n̴̞̩̼̰̻̍̀̾͝͝ṭ̶̨̮̠̃́̅͊̕ ̸̢̻͉͒̿r̸̝͗̀̈́̄͒͜͜o̸̡͔̫̗͊w̴͍̄̒̐̌̚ ̴̨̨͚͂s̶̻̳̖̬̻̎̒̀̕͘ȩ̸̜̼̗̱̐̓ȁ̸͉̲̙͔̻͆t̵͔̰̮̫̃̊ ̴̨̡̱̝̖̗̀͆t̶̮̺̪͑ǫ̸̹̦́͑͘͝ ̷̜̏̉̂̅̓̆w̸̧̥̳̤͎͇̆͋̽͑̊ḫ̶͎̩͖̿̊͆̔͛͠a̸̹̤̺̅̕ͅṱ̶͖̈́̀͋ ̴͎͎͆̅͠ć̷̗̄̕̕o̴̢̭͎͔͓̔̎̀͝m̴̥͍͊̑͗̕ẻ̴̙͖̃̕s̸̥͎̎̽̔̃̌͒ͅ ̸̙̹̝͍͙͉̍̎͐͒̋̅n̷̛͔̳͉͚̆͋e̷̼̭̬̠͌̄̀͛͘ẋ̷͇̲t̶̢̺͓̖́̄͛͌͛?̷͉̦̹̔͂

You want it, you got it.

Then, in return for taking care of you ever-so-sweetly, I’m going to ask for something in return. Usually, I wouldn’t make anything in a friendship feel like an equal exchange, but, and you’ll have to forgive me for this, I’m not budging on this part. You have accepted my care. I’m only asking for the e̴̥͋x̵̩͠a̸̘̍c̸̰̈ẗ̴̙́ ̴̦͘d̵̪͘e̴̙̒t̵̼̃ä̴̯́i̶̺̋l̸̬̉ś̸ͅ ̴̩̇ó̶͎f̸͔̃ ̵̫̍w̶̏ͅh̷̼͋ä̸̜t̴̰͛ ̸̱́l̷͓̐ë̸̙́a̶̩͒d̶̝͒ ̸̱̊y̶̨̅ô̷̬ṷ̵̎ ̴̬͗ṭ̸̆ȍ̷̹ ̶̘̋ç̴͆o̴̩̿m̶͔̓e̴̗̾ ̵̼̑c̵̟͆r̵̩͊ỵ̴̒ị̴̐ṇ̶͐g̴̰͘ ̶̞͂t̴̬̐ò̷̝ ̷͕̎m̷̮͛e̵̱͝.̵͎̀ ̸̦̊

Ë̴̡̜̬̱̙̯̞̻̰͚͔́̊̾̒̎̑̏s̴̳̼͎̫̣̤̘͉̻̬̰̘̝̊̂̎̔́̽͛͆̒̒͋̒́͌̚͠͝p̶͖̘̺̠̘̣͓̙̞̟̍̏̂̽̅͠é̷̡̨̠͓̥͚͎̱̗̠̖̰̰̗̱̯͍͇͉͠c̴͔̙̥̖̀̓͛̌͗̏̚i̶͚͕̼̙͇̪͒̈́̽̓̊̈́̍̊̚͜ą̷̒̓l̵͖̯̦̩͖̗̪̯̭̺̭̺̆͛̆̒̽̃̐̈́͂̇̊͒̅̚͠l̵̛̦̩̹̣̤̞͇͇̞̙̭̗̭̇͋̂͌͊̀̽͒̈̋̑̒̉̉̇́̕͘ͅy̵̧̧͚̘̗̯͕̩͈̙͙̭̝̣̞͖͇̘̺̩̆͂̎ ̷̨̧̢̗͉̬̺̻͕͚̭̜̹̜̬̫̞͎̟͈͋͑̓̍̾̚ḏ̵̡̨̢̱̜̘̗̞̺̯̳̱̖͉͇̅͂̀̎͋̓͜͠ę̷͍̼̼̼̥͍͚͚̻̞͝ṭ̵̼̙̗̘͐̂̍̓́̈́̀̔̐̌̒̂̀̂̕͜͝ͅa̸͎̩̺̬̼̘̰̻̗̫̔̽̈͋̄̽̔͊̐͛͆̀̓͒̆ͅì̷̡͙̙̪͔͋̀̒̇̈́̾̆͆̆͆̀̃͜͠͝͝͝l̶̮̠̰͍̱͔̲̖̠̭̯̾̏̓̌̌͒̀̈̓̃̆̀̆̒̆̚̕̚͘ͅs̸͙̟̣͉̃̈́̎͌̿́̔͊͋̌͘̕͝ ̸̧̤̱̞͉͉̳̦̣̭̭̲͈͕͕͊̀̾̅̅͘͝ͅͅl̶̦̾̿̈́͐̉͗̃͘į̴̨͇̠͖̮̭̼͔̮͈̦̹͌̓͊̈́k̴̪̪̝͂͑́̈́́̉͆̌͑͝è̸͕̟̱͔͚̹̞̩̙̂̑͑̽͆̂̀͒̍̓͑̄͂͌̍ ̷̨̡̧̳̮̙̺̠̙̩̰͍̭̺̣͊́̇͊̿͂̀̋̉̽̐̔͘̚͠N̸̡̛̮̦̬̬̱̺̞̣͙̯͚̤͚̫̞͔͎͓͆̍͐̿̍͂͠͝A̴̜̠͇͓͙̫̣͉͆̎͝M̷̢̧̛͚̞̤̺̙͇͉͔̺͇̗̠̝̜͉͇͌̽̔E̴̩̖̱̪̱͙̟̞̣̻͋͛́̍̐͆͛̆́ͅS̶̛̛̛̖̘͉͙͈̘̤̗̻̳̳̦̬̦̹͓̙̓̀̆̌̌͂̍̏̈̈́̐͑́̎͘͜͠.̴̘͙̺̤̯̬̯͖̳̖̰͉̙̻̳̬̭̫̎̎͒͐́͗̈́̏̆̀̓͗͐̚͠

If one of the things you wanted was a front row seat, I will gladly provide you a TV as I go off. But even that will be edited, I’m afraid. My magic just doesn’t work well with technology sometimes - the more power being used, the harder it is for cameras to stay rolling. But that’s okay - you probably don’t actually want to see everything anyway. Don’t worry too much though - I do go to RSA after all! It’s not like I’m going to kill them.

If you try to convince me to not go after the… D̶̹̠͈̤̼͎̻͓̹̗̮̺̠̳̙͎̜̋Ȩ̶̝͔̮͇̱̫̯͈̲͔̣̞̱̌̈́͝͠T̷̡̨̧̛̥̫͕̜̗̝̳͓͓͈̩̉͆̋̇̓̈́̄̿̕͝A̶̧̟̝̱̹̞̞̦̭̜̲̅̾̊̏̓̓͌̔̈̎̐̕͜͜͝Į̷̨̰̞͇̪̖̲̼̞͎̭̘͈̖̐͜ͅL̴̛̟̳̓͊̀̓͗̍̕͜͝S̷̘͍̜͎̹̻̜̟̻̮̖̟͔̹̋͗͊́̏̆̔̒̉̽͜͠… whether I listen will depend on what they did. I may listen to you and let them go for now. Or I may simply smile at you, cuddle with you, purr lightly, hum a lullaby until you give into the siren song of sleep… then slip out of your impromptu comfort nest and go after them in the darkness of the night while you sleep dreamlessly and safely in my Wood.

Cats, no matter how supposedly domesticated, are predators, hunters, at heart.

Ą̶̤̮̬̯̹̝͙͎̪̰̟̅͐̆̿͌̔̊̔͒̒̃͗̈́̑̕͜͠n̵̡̖̫͔͎̲̼̼̩̩̍͛́̀͋̐́̈́d̴̪̜̱̫͎͙̻̗̬͍̹̄͂̀̎̂͑̀̽̚͝ ̵̛̳͌͋̂͗͛́͋̊͑Ĩ̴̪̠̞͉̞̞͕̈͆ͅ ̵̹̗̣͆̍̉̈̒a̸̡̺̭̩̣͈̯̯̾̂̑̑͠m̷̢̛͍͖͇͔̲̯̦̌͂̏͘ ̶͚̫͂̋͌̕͜ṫ̴̥̋̌͂̽͒h̵̛̫͍̹͙̤̪̓̾͘è̴̲͇̹͊̑̐ ̵̢̮̓̍̊̅̋̿Ć̵̢̗̘̜͓̫̥͊͌͋̌̏̇̿͘ḩ̶͇̥̲̗͎̭̋̉̍̂̑̋̚̚͜e̴̢̖̙̩̽̿s̶̢͇̤̺̘̯̬̘̠̋̎h̷̰̽̕i̷̫̊̔͌̉̓r̸̢̬̗͚͉̳͎͌͗̒̎̄̏͒e̶̛̻̪̹̖̮͖̋̓̍̽̉́ ̴̧̨̼̝̦̮̫̯̫̈́̍͌̒̍̈́̅͘C̶̡̛̠͚͓͎̈́̑̃͊́̏̕ͅą̶̖̘̱̖̫͒̈͘ẗ̴̨̠͙̳́̈̅̂͂̚͝.̸̧̨̧̤̖̹̘͌́̿̈́͠

I̵̟̮͍̰̝͌ ̷̧̺̪̙̾̂̉̕n̴̗̼̿̈́̉̿̎̄ē̵̠̦̤̘̻̑́͐̈́v̶̘̳͈́̅͊̎̍͠e̴̡̿̓͋ȓ̴̟̳̭̘͋͑̚ ̸̙̞̋̈d̶͎̦̩̥̣̀́͑̄̚̚i̶̢̮̻͂̈́͂̕ͅd̴͈̜̩͐͐̾̃̊͝ͅ ̸͓̟̱͊̀̍̈́͌̒͜ͅp̷̨̗̩̪͛́̓͘̕r̷̠̜͉͉̪͑̽́̋̎ơ̵͓̝̗̯̏̓̃́̄͜m̶̮̜͎͚͔̈́͛̀̚i̵̦̲͙͉̱͒̽͜s̸̡̢̺̙͚͐ę̸̫͓́ ̵̙̞͍̮̲̒ẏ̵̞̦͖͙̒̃͛̚o̴͈̩̅̀͛̀͘͝ȗ̸͍͉̦̟̗͎̓͋̑ ̸̹̤̞̟̃͂̓̒ạ̴̡̛͎͊̿͛ṋ̷͊͊̿y̵̨̘̩̣͗̃ẗ̸̺̦͎̩̫́̍̆̍͝h̷̜̹̘̄̇́̇i̵̟̿ͅͅn̸̮͔̤͗ͅg̸̺̍͋,̶͇̤͇̀ ̴̟̣̈́̒͘D̸̟͍̖͕̎ͅa̵̪̎̎͊͌r̴̪̒̑́̚͜l̶̬̹̔̀̔̃͆i̴͔̺͗̈̈́͠n̴͔͇̋͒͝.̶̦̞̻͛͊

B̵̢͆ů̶͚t̵̻͊ ̷͚̑I̶̮͝ ̸̬͗w̴̨͝i̴̜̓l̸̬͒l̴̗͌ ̸̯̾h̸͎̕a̷͙̐p̴̪͊p̸͉̕ḯ̶̯l̷̥̅ỳ̴̪ ̸̺̓p̸̪̿r̶̫͌õ̶̠m̵͈̄ḭ̸̂s̸͖̋ȩ̷̃ ̸̢͠y̴͈̑o̸̘̔u̵̦͘ ̷̬̅t̸̼̕ẖ̵̀ā̸̮t̶̜͒ ̷̪͂t̷̨̄h̵͙̚e̷̙̓y̸̳͒ ̷̮̀w̵̛̲i̶̢̊l̷͚̔l̷͓͠ ̶̰̋ñ̵̥e̵̫͝v̸̜̒ḙ̸̔ŗ̴͌ ̸͎̃b̵̡̈́o̸̮͂t̴̨͑h̸̙̒ë̵̠́r̴͖̓ ̵̥̒y̵̼̎ǫ̵͋ü̵̖ ̷̦̈́a̸̡̓g̴͍͠a̴̟͛i̴͉̚n̴͇̂.̵̹͠ ̶̬͝

But this is all hypothetical, because you are just asking and are not actually hurt and crying and just pretending to be fine…

Correct? :)

[your-local-grinning-cat]

AR: So… Che’nya just woke up and asked me what what number it was… and then this conversation happened.

Che’nya: *blinks blearily* What’s the number?

AR: It’s 11:00 am.

Che’nya: Nyaaaoooo the other number!

AR: Oh, it’s the 20th.

Che’nya: Day or month?

AR: *turns to stare at him* …day? There aren’t that many months, Che’nya.

Che’nya: Oh, good. There’s still only 12 right now. *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

AR: ??????????????

AR: So that’s how my morning’s going. 🙃

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Psst ey Chenya

I'm not the only fox around here anymore

Fellow is here :) and I am tryiiing to restraint myself not to bonk him in the head with Gidel's mallet

Thought you would like to know, I'm too nice. As you also talked to Rollo

All I did was gave him and Gidel a big helping of boxed lunches to fill their stomachs (with help from Kibby cooking cause I suck at it of course)

And also confused the heck out of him cause I said "sneaky bastard yet I will admit still very attractive and handsome dumb head" to him about restraining the want to bonk him with the toy mallet

I am well aware the lesser fox whelp is here, Foxy. No need to tell me. Nor should you feel the need to restrain yourself - please do bonk him on the head with the mallet. In fact, I suggest going all out and actually hammering his head.

But I digress~! 😺

I am not dealing with him. I’ve already said my piece. As long as he avoids my purrticular Tulgey Wood funhouse, we can coexist.

Now Gidel I would be purrfectly happy to meet and feed - that kitten needs better chaotic role models in his life… as long as he understands that he will not be leaving the Wood with the food I provide him. He will need to eat it here.

Because, unfurtunately, I do not trust the tricky kitten to not share the food I provide him with his friend. And while I can respect his loyalty and care, any food I provide for him is not for the whelp.

If the whelp is hungry, I can give him two options: he can chew on some wood I will create for him or gnaw at his own limbs.

At least… those are usually two options…

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Someone has cut some of your cat fur

And that someone is Rook who in invisibility

@bonjour-it-your-hunter

*tilts head as I feel my fur being cut*

*smiles an eerie smile*

*slowly, but without hesitation, turns and looks directly at where an invisible Rook is hiding*

Rook~!

*croons with a throaty purr*

RooooOOOOOOOOoooOooOOOoooook~~~~~!!!

The hunter wants to pllllLAAy?

Have you ever played cAt and mouse?

Except you? Are the 🐁? And NOT the hunter?

*still staring directly at you, even though you are invisible*

YOU. ARE. IN. MY. WOODS. ROOK. HUNT.

I. CAN. SEE. YOU.

DO NOT FORGET WHOSE LAND YOU STAND ON. YOU HOLD NO POWER IN THE LAND OF UNREALITY AND MADNESS. THIS IS MY DOMAIN.

I SEE YOU BUT YOU ONLY SEE ME IF I WISH IT.

*cackles with mad glee as I disappear, taking the fur you cut with me*

*you feel my claws brush against your throat in a clear warning and your invisibility flickers - you are visible once more for a second before going back to being invisible*

*my voice seems to voice echoes around you*

After all… I wouldn’t want to take away your invisibility fully… from one prankster to another….

But do not use it on me. Not right now. I am having my fun. You are having yours. This is mine. That is yours. Mine is mine and your is yours. If you attempt to remove my fun…

I will remove your fun completely and remove you from my Woods like I removed Trey.

*appears in front of your invisible form, smiling brightly and happily as if numerous threats were not just issued*

But you have fun with your invisibility in the meantime!!!!!!!! It’…zzzzzsss fun being invisible!!!!! Lotslitslototslotslotslots of fun!

And whatevrrrrrr you makessss with mryyy furrr???????¿¿¿

*giggles* I wanna know what it doessssss!!!!!!!! I wanna knowwwww!!!!!!!! So be sure to tell k!!?? K? Kkk? Okay!!!!!

*the fur you cut from me has already grown back, nothing seems out of place on me, though at the same time… everything seems out of place*

So I will not make you visible and you will not make me not catnipped!!!!! And I will not kick you out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TelllLLLllll Trey to stop beinggfffG such a worryyhrY warttty!!!!

It’ll wear offfffffffFFFFFFFFffffffff

eventually!

*snickers as I disappear into the night, leaving you alone where you stand in my Tulgey Wood*

[your-local-grinning-cat]

👋🟣🐱 🫴✨🫵

From friends's @the-best-seller-of-nrc

OOOOH I LOVE CHARADES!!! *tail wiggles in excitement*

“Hello purple cat! I give sparkles to you!”

…did I get it right, Sam? You’re giving me sparkles?! 😸

Also… *grins over at Sam’s friends on the other side and his shadow and waves at them* Hello my shadowy friends! Nice to see you all again!

*tosses them shadow cookies I grabbed from my various travels through looking glasses* 🍪

[your-local-grinning-cat]

...why do I bother at this point. Yknow what, just- *pat pat* you do you chenya, proud of you. Be who you are.

-science cat anon

I told you - or purrhaps the other scientist but whatever - that logic will never be able to handle the illogic that is me. :3

But it was fun to have you try!

Feel free to come back any time~! 😸

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Alright, we're gonna do a dimension warp experiment! Dont worry, youll be compensated greatly for your involvement. Could you stay exactly where you are, but get the bell in that tree 6 feet away? We at the science side of tumblr just need to know how far your abilities go

*blinks and tilts head curiously*

This bell?

*you just finished speaking, I have not moved, nothing seems to have happened, but the bell from the tree is gone and I am now holding it*

Here you go~! 😸🔔

*smiles my signature Cheshire Cat grin*

[your-local-grinning-cat]

"Chenya, I'm walking all the way and the direction is there, there, there and there."

She pointed at the ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔁🔄🔃 direction with her pointed finger.

"To give you a strawberry tart that I made. I don't want my head rolls when I steal."

She created a table and put down the tart.

"And then, I have to back with there, there, there, and there."

She pointed again at the ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔁🔄🔃 direction with her pointed finger.

"Tat tat now, Cheshire."

…tart…🤤…

This looks like a job for…

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!

*everything in the Tulgey wood fades away, all the trees, grass, everything, vanishes, leaving only a blank endless white void of space, myself, and the table with the tart*

IT’S TARTY TIME! 🎉

*runs to the tart, grabs it, stuffs it in my mouth like a chipmunk*

Yummmmmmm!!!!!!! 😻😻😻😻😻

ALICE COME BACK I WANT MORE TARTS 😩

*runs after you and as I do the Tulgey Wood fades back into existence as if it had never disappeared in the first place, the table left unattended*

[your-local-grinning-cat]

do you think felines will take over the world and be the in top of the hierarchy triangle? speaking of triangles, what proves that ancient egyptian cats weren't already ruling people in that time??? everything is connected

:)