#but I am a [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

[sickosdotjpg]

i admit i've never really been much of one for the, like, giantess type of scenarios. but that said? the big fairies from b//ot/w? yeah.

[moronkyne]

More Poly!D.A.M.N (?)

Or platonic. Take them as you please. Some of these are purely just platonic in my eyes but WHO AM I TO SAY?

-> Imagine AFAB Freelancer with period cramps using Damien as a heatpad. He’s just half asleep and reading while Freelancer is snoring their ass off, cuddling him.

-> Freelancer and Lasko are the Ricky Montgomery Stan’s out of all of the Redacted characters (Maybe the exception of Elliott) so imagine them belting out ‘black fins’ or ‘line without a hook’, hell, if you know Ricky’s old band, The Honeysuckles, ‘out like a light’

-> Huxley combing through Laskos curls. They’re damp, soaked, and straighten slightly with each brush through Laskos hair just to bounce back up. Rubbing and massaging oils and conditioners into the locs :3

-> Damien and Lasko cuddling. That’s it. They’ve both had long days. Ignorant people can drain the life out of out, it’s true. Lasko tucking his head into Damien’s chest as they lay one the bed, Damien’s legs around Laskos waist.

-> Ohhh nothing just. Gavin doing Dears skincare since they’ve been so demotivated. Kissing Dear all over as he runs them a bath and holds them, telling them that he and their partners will take care of them. Huxley making popcorn and Freelancer finding a movie for all of them to watch.

-> Freelancer piercing Damien’s Septum—And then Gavin convinced Lasko to let Freelancer do his helix. One of them shed a few tears. The other definitely has piercings in other places.

[docholligay]

Thank you all for being concerned about the beeb.

She seems fine, she was back to badgering me about wanting to watch a movie and we are making her favorite (spaghetti) for dinner.

So, I get to the preschool, and the kids are released directly to the parents. I go to sign beeb out, and the teacher tells me, "I need to talk to you." My first thought is that my darling child has returned to her roots from infancy, when she was stuck in a life of crime stealing other children's snacks. She hadn't done that in a long time, but she does love a snack.

But then the teacher says, "She's not in any trouble" which is great. Okay, cool.

I get taken back into the classroom and I can tell beeb has been crying. The teacher then recounts to me that apparently, she and a boy were playing, and seemed to be playing together nicely, and then all of a sudden he hit my daughter and put her in some kind of tight headlock and was squeezing the hell out of her.

I get down on my knees next to her, and I am VIBRATING with rage. I am ready to FUCK UP this three year old. I turn to the gal and say--and everyone who has spent long enough around me can hear exactly how this is coming out of my mouth--"I can't help but notice that it looks like she's had a bloody nose."

The boy has apparently been written up, and was sent home, and after they talk to the supervisor he may or may not be returning at all. I don't know what else they are supposed to do realistically, but holy fuck I am so angry about it.

And, AND, after hearing some stuff from beeb--I've been trying not to bring it up so she doesn't associate preschool with this negative experience, because she has been loving it SO much--I THINK I KNOW WHICH KID IT IS. I figure it out in my head, putting all the tidbits I know together, and this wave of FURY comes over me. It is the Zelda "you just figured it out" chime but assembled from the screams of the damned. I am ready to beat this shit out of this [inappropriate things to say about a three year old redacted]. I do not trust that if I see him in the hallway I will be able to stop myself from going full Jack Russell Terrier on this kid and his parent.

I am REALLY hoping this doesn't ruin her time in preschool. She is still talking about how much she liked her swim lesson today. I am trying not to dwell on it with her because I don't want her to think about it too much.

But it was so hard, she was trying so hard to be brave as we were leaving, and she went, 'I'm still a bit sad"

[azzyangelfish]

Redacted Characters As Things My Coworkers Have Said:

(For context I’ve been coaching competitive swimming for a month)

David: What do you think you did wrong? The colour of your suit does not determine your time.

Sam: Wait how old do you guys think I am? 56- *takes a deep breath* moving on!

Alexis: God I hate kids- Oh hey that was an awesome race kiddo!

Asher: Listen, we can debate all we want about what the best character in Mario Kart is. But, if someone can win Rainbow Road at 150cc we will play sharks in minnows instead of doing the main set next practice!

Angel: And remember! If a man ever tells you that you’re hysteric I give you full permission to punch him in the nose.

Milo: That is an objectively wrong opinion. I don’t care that opinions can’t be right or wrong- your opinion is wrong case closed, end of story, see you later alligator.

William: Back in my day we didn’t have technology to keep track of our sets and swimmers *yaps about the good old days*

Darlin: Ok listen up! Since I don’t want to be here, and yall don’t want to be here because it’s a warm Friday afternoon, let’s go ‘do dry land’ outside! *takes the group on a walk instead*

Bonus (things that coaches have said to me):

Quinn: All you guys do during practice is slack off and I’m sick and tired of- *his dentures fall out of his mouth and into the pool*

William: You there! With the Russian name!

Kody: I had to go through this as a swimmer so now I’m getting my revenge by making you guys do it too.

Huxley: Do you guys want to go and play capture the flag or would you rather do pushups- ok ok capture the flag it is!

Quinn: It’s a shame that they don’t let us do punishment sets anymore. I mean athletes these days have no discipline, your group had punishment sets and you guys turned out fine!

[yanaleese]

Y’all hear me out…Karma…but with wet hair. Wet clothes… Idk this man would be fine af wet. Jus like he makes my- [REDACTED]

"Xaxi, if you're so wet down there..."

"Then show me."

😳

i am not translating the last one btw LOL. You are all too horny ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[puffin-smoke]

My Top Five Redacted Audio Audios because the world needs to know

5. Finding Your Prince in the Seedy Tavern (... in a dream) (ELLIOT YOU CUTIE PATOOTY)(also the voice of the tavern keep??? rlly shows how much Erik's voice acting has improved) (CUTIE PATOOTIE)

4. The Balance | Human Limitations (speaking of voice acting HEYYY)(Elliot and Sunshine reunion)(BRACHIUM OMG BRACHIUM)(a cutie patootie I dare say- *gets shot*)

3. Tending to a Feisty Flirty Werewolf's Injuries (MILO)(MILO I LOVE YOU)(MILO SIGN MY FOREHEAD)(the start of the channel's power couple)(these sexy motherfuckers)

2. An Incubus and Four Elementals Walk Into A Party... (the friends giving audio with DEARRR)(this audio has everything)(DAMIHUXXXXX)(LASKO IS SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENT IN THIS)(also Dear and Freelancer crack me up) (my favourite polycule)("...a really destructive orgy?" IM CRYING)

1. Healing You Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (PLEASE)(PLEAEH I LOVE HIM)(THEY'RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOUR)(THE DEVELOPMENT)(THE SOFTNESS IN COMPARISON TO THE FIRST HEALING AUDIO)(HELP)(MILO)(Sweetheart practising healing since the inversion I'm going to kill myself.)(/j)(If I killed myself I couldn't listen to this audio)(thus I am still alive)

[cozymochi]

For the TWST ask meme (if you haven't answered these ones already and I missed it) Favorite NRC staff member? Is there any character who seems to follow you (i.e. they always seem to pop up when you're trying to summon someone else)?

13. Favorite NRC Staff Member

SAM!!! I tried practicing drawing him the other day because I never actually did. Mostly for like a really arbitrary reason regarding whether or not to follow his JP appearance. Elements were removed for a reason I’m sure, even if it was possibly a case of over-correcting (see use of the word “master” being danced around, but don’t quote me I am merely speculating, especially because there is no official explantation behind why and never will be- I can speculate all I wanna but I think I will just do my own digging on my own time), and on that end I kinda got left in an awkward position lol. A part of me was experimenting with a compromise of sorts, but we’ll see how that goes, assuming I do it at all.

Besides, there’s allure in having less to draw lmao

Don’t mind the terribly off model exercises, I was just getting a feel. BECAUSE I WANNA USE HIM he’s kind of a big obvious elephant in the room for anyone who like reaaally cares about my little MC (*cricket noises*) and I have answers, but I wanna go crazy properly. (Granted, I haven’t really drawn any of the staff rip. BUT UNLIKE SAM, I have no reasons. See? Im uncool.)

I still wanna know more about him. But I guess I’ll have to wait until mmmmmm around next year maybe for [JP SPOILERS REDACTED].

8. ANSWERED

[mihrsuri]

WIP meme

tagged by friends @emilykaldwen @theladyelizabeth and I thought because I haven’t actually written anything in ages because uh Brain (is like ‘no actually [redacted] dolls aren’t allowed to write whatever they like’ among other things) that I’d write out what WIPs I have/am thinking about and people can ask me about them if they’d like and then if you want to do the same for yours I would be DELIGHTED.

tagging (if you want): @claudiajcregg @miabicicletta @shes-a-voodoo-child @nocompromise-noregrets @emilykaldwen @alintalzin @onekisstotakewithme @hondagirll @unseenacademic @ricardian-werewolf @corporalicent @librarianmouse @elysabeththequeene @sherwoodknights @shehungthemoon @the-ships-to-rule-them-all @gen-is-gone

Actual WIPs In Progress (With Words)

Rewrite The Stars

Crown Of Ashes

It’s Always Darkest/Golden World Rewrite(s) Eventually

Tavern Date

Grishaverse Hunger Games AU

Patch Up The Tapestries

Tortall Found Family

Some Ideas That Do Have Like Sentence(s) Maybe Or At Least A Scrivener Document

Sun Summoner Nikolai

Miss Fisher Girl Saves Boy

Jed/Abbey/Leo (TWW Poly)

CJ/Danny Girl Saves Boy

Courtesan Christian/Noble Satine Moulin Rouge AU

Miss Fisher Tudors OT3 Verse

Everything Is Trauma (Multifandom)

TWW Mandy POV

Scarlet Pimpernel Tudors OT3 Verse

Civil War Tudors OT3 Verse Explainer Post

Tudors OT3 Verse Multimedia Post Expansion???

Concepts Dot Gif

Good Duke OT3 (Moulin Rouge)

Smallest Maia Who Ever Lived (ROP)

Lionel Grey and John Norwich Introduction Posts With Graphics

[kinoi-lol]

Guys am I the chosen one to start the redacted time line I AM THE CHOSEN ONE YALL I FOUND GABRIEL SHAW (found Gavin and damien right next to eachother as well)

[platoapproved]

So? Who broke the ice? insp (x)

[beybuniki]

i tried watching the 1st movie and i couldn't move on from the very ridiculous premises of how half of class 1A made it to that island, my point is that there's no way that deku doesn't know about bakugo's summer plans, so this is what i imagine went down a week before the movie takes place

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[morgee]

Emo boy is running my life istg

[bisclavret]

i don't mean to alarm anyone but i think sir gwaine might be having an illicit love affair with the king's manservant