#Chef for life

[vintage-tigre]

“But maybe that’s the point…”

[sharlinefreire]

sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

The Most StanTwins Coded Meme ever to exist, and no one went for it yet? Absolutely untolerable, I had to do it myself.

[panista]

Something something wildlife shiny duo

Seperate pics under cut

[zzoro-yaa]

"That's the kind of heartbeat. "

[squidthusiast]

I’m a sucker for ‘childhood friends’ tropes

[benevolenterrancy]

("Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this." -- paraphrased from The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket)

[keikoyume]

I corrected some small mistakes I made from my previous post, my bad!

Here are my big blorbos again!

[blueblurseptember]

FELLAS, I AM ACTUALLY LOSING IT. LYCAHUGO OFFICIAL. CANON AS FUCK. DIVORCED PARENTS GETTING BACK TOGETHER ARC. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[cinalilli]

when the big is b

[worfsbarmitzvah]

there’s such an attitude among ex-christian atheists that religions just spring up out of the void with no cultural context behind them. like ive heard people say shit like “those (((zionists))) think they own a piece of land bc their book of fairy tales told them so!!!” and they refuse to understand that no, we don’t belong there because of the torah, it’s in the torah because we belong there. because we’re from there. the torah (from a reform perspective) was written by ancient jews in and about the land that they were actively living on at the time. the torah contains instructions for agriculture because the people who lived in the land needed a way to teach their children how to care for it. it contains laws of jurisprudence because those are pretty important to have when you’re trying to run a society. same for the parts that talk about city planning. it contains our national origin story for the same reason that american schools teach kids about the boston tea party. it’s an extremely complex and fascinating text that is the furthest thing from just a “book of fairy tales”

[idiotdriftinginspace]

Another summer doodle :D

idk if somebody have done this already but one day the inspiration strucked me like a fright train and i had to draw it

i was THIS CLOSE to finishing it and posting before the second OH SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING trailer, oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯

also the og bg is staying because:

1) i don't want to draw something else; and

2) i find it 1000 times funnier that they ended up in a prison van and that they were in school (hey guess what, now i have like 2 ideas for AU's-simply because of the unchaanged background...AND THE MOVIE ISN'T EVEN OUT YET)

Part 1 Part 3

og photo under cut:

[llamagoddessofficial]

struggling to sleep through the whole night, sooooo

-does this to Skull-

When you approach Skull, he's laying flat on his back on the couch. He seems asleep... he seems peaceful, hoodie unzipped over his slightly stained white sweater, sockets closed. It's a nice quiet night, the TV is still on, filling the room with background noise; he left it on a channel that seems to be exclusively playing cooking show re-runs. The woman on the screen is showing how to use leftover vegetable parts to make stock.

You crawl onto the couch beside him. His massive body is a touch difficult to navigate, but you manage, cuddling up to his side and snuggling in. The sweater looked like it would be itchier, but against your cheek, it's wonderfully soft. There's uneven hand stitching on the collar... did he make this himself? You get comfy, tucking your head under his chin. He smells like that pleasant, sweet, waxy aroma wool has... what's it called? Lanolin, right?

If you had peeked a little closer at his big face, you would've seen the sliver of dim red underneath his socket. He isn't really asleep. His instincts are far too fine-tuned to allow him to sleep through someone else entering the room, no matter how quietly they move. Once you've successfully squirrelled your way onto his chest, his massive body starts to shift; one arm wraps all the way around you, the other hand lays against the small of your back. His thumb brushes back and forth over where your spine dips ever-so-slightly. He always liked that spot.

Skull sighs. A big, slow exhale, deep and guttural and with the slightest of growls to it. Not a growl growl - just a relaxed and happy grumble. He sounds even more like a bear than usual, and your whole body shifts as his chest moves under you. You feel his teeth touch your hair, and you can feel the warmth from his face and eyesocket on the top of your head... it's like sitting under a heater. Either he's blushing, and his whole face is prickling with magic, or his eye is so big and fuzzy the warmth from it is bleeding through every part of his face. Could honestly be both. It doesn't matter how long you're together, or how many times you give him affection, he's always so happy when you're the one who initiates. You never see him happier than when you come to him.

He starts purring. Right up against him, you feel it more than you hear it. It's like he's your own personal head-to-toe massage chair.

The background hum of the TV, Skull's chest rising and falling under you, his slow breaths tickling the top of your head... his arms over you, his warm sweater on your cheek, the purring filtering through you...

... You quickly find yourself falling asleep. And even if you don't manage to sleep... you'd happily spend all night with him like that.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Harvey Korman as Chef Gormaanda - The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

[duchell]

Random Rook and Neve sketch dump

[duusheen]

Welcome to Mourningvale, Hope Pollock