#Christian And dogs

[wombywoo]

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[watchingwisteria]

aziraphale, the one who gave the first human exiles his flaming sword as both a source of protection and warmth, who did not look on them as sinners deserving of destruction but people entitled to the best chances possible, has never once looked at crowley, a heavenly exile, with anything other than compassion and a desire to protect. from their first meeting, he never wanted anything bad to happen to him. when crowley slithers up to him in eden, he treats him like an equal rather than an adversary. when crowley appears, his eyes fill with love and excitement, his gaze turns soft and hesitant, his whole body seizes with joy of seeing him. crowley might typically the one to seek him out, but aziraphale has always welcomed him home.

[diioonysus]

loyal in life, loyal in death

[sanamustdie]

alan wake holding courage like jesus holding a lamb (inspired by this tweet)

[cephalosaur]

[venusjailer]

“I wish you were a girl”

They’re so ‘I bet on losing dogs’ coded I can’t even lie…

[tomicscomics]

09/08/2023

"[This little puppy]... can make a... hell of heaven." ~ "Paradise Lost" by John Milton (paraphrased)

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: In this Bible story, Jesus is granting His disciples authority and instituting His Church on earth.  "What you bind/loose on earth shall be bound/loosed in heaven," is a quote from Jesus that refers to ancient Jewish traditions of kings and stewardship.  In this cartoon, John takes the saying literally, and to experiment, he un-leashes a nearby dog to "let it loose" on earth.  Sure enough, the moment he looses the dog on earth, it's immediately teleported to heaven to harass an unsuspecting angel.  This is high art.

And for anyone who doesn't find yappy, teleporting dogs the peak of comedy, just know that it was between this and a flatulence joke.  As for me, I have chosen the better part, and it will not be taken away.

[filmap]

The Zone of Interest Jonathan Glazer. 2023

Concert Shell 58-560 Jelenia Góra, Poland See in map

See in imdb

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Vatican issued a proclamation that they were rebranding to be more “kid friendly” and repainted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to feature the cop dog from Paw Patrol.