#Christian Whitlock

[livelaughwhump]

for elliot: 5, 8, 11

for christian: 14, 19, 23

for lyra: 27, 29, 30, 35,

From this ask game

Elliot:

5. Do you have any rules?

"My-My friends haven't given me any, but-but I do have some r-rules for myself. I-I'm n-not allowed to i-initiate a-affection. If my friends want to hug me, they-they can, but I'm not allowed to ask for it. I'm not allowed to go into a-any of my friends' rooms unless they t-tell me to, and I'm n-not allowed to t-take food without permission."

8. Does something hurt right now? What is it?

"Um...my head h-hurts a little. I-I don't think I've had enough w-water today."

11. Do you have any phobias?

"I don't like t-tight spaces. M-Master kn-knew that and-and liked to take advantage of it."

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Christian:

14. Be honest: Did they deserve it?

"Of course it did! It royally screwed me over by getting me kicked off the team so I had to repay the favor. Simple as that."

19. Favorite tool/instrument?

"Excellent question. I've gotta go with my bull whip. I love the way my pet squirms when I pull it out and the cute little sounds it makes when I whip it."

23. Do you have a preferred title or would you rather victims call you by name?

"If my little pet ever dared to call me by name, it would be in for a world of punishment. No, it calls me Master, of course."

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Lyra:

27. What do you think about whumpee [Elliot]?

"He's my best friend and the closest thing to a brother I'll ever have. I love him more than anything and I only want the absolute best for him."

29. Do you pity whumpee?

"Of course I do. Elliot went through so much and now he lives in a constant state of physical and emotional pain. If I could take it all away from him, I would."

30. Don't you ever just wanna give up?

"On Elliot? Never. He means the world to me and I would never leave him to deal with all this on his own."

35. Don't you ever want to take advantage of your position?

"What a horrible thing to ask. I would never take advantage of the state Elliot's in, nor of the trust he has in me. Anyone that would doesn't deserve to call themself a caretaker."

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If you want my characters to expand on any of these answers, feel free to ask them

[aadamoo]

Christian Whitlock, Queer

[brokehorrorfan]

Funko has unveiled a Cocaine Bear Pop - which carries an 18+ warning! Due out in June, the 3.75" vinyl figure is available to pre-order for $11.99.

[demifiendrsa]

Cocaine Bear | Official Trailer

Poster

Synopsis

Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild thriller finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.

[moviehealthcommunity]

Cocaine Bear (2023)

This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.

Cocaine Bear has no cause for concern with flashing lights.

There is brief peril at extreme heights, and the camera is handheld on a few occasions.

Flashing Lights: 0/10. Motion Sickness: 2/10.

TRIGGER WARNING: This film is very bloody and gory, with carnage that includes severed limbs, deep gashes, and one graphic moment of road rash.

Image ID: A promotional poster for Cocaine Bear

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Cocaine Bear 2023

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Basketball lovers

[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H I N G

Is this bear the mate of the "Bald-Head killer bear of Claire County"? 😂

(It's a reference to another movie..)

[gbhbl]

Horror Movie Review: Europa Report (2013)

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[20yearsofmovies]

Time 28-Feb-2023 19:20 Day Tuesday Where Cineworld - Rushden Lakes Screen 13 Seat H5 Price £3.23

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[livelaughwhump]

10 for Elliot

13 and 20 for shitlock

27 & 35 for Landon

(These are fun)

From this ask game

Lol they really are

Elliot:

10. Do you have any triggers?

"Um...I-I don't like b-being touched b-below my waist. I don't like when my wr-wrists are g-grabbed. I dont like being a-approached from behind. Th-There's other stuff, but-but I dont wanna b-bore you by r-rambling."

Christian:

13. What's wrong with you?

"What's wrong with me? Absolutely nothing. I was screwed over and I wanted revenge. Simple as that."

20. Aren't you afraid you'd get caught?

"Caught by who? The police? The team? What are they gonna do? Lock me up? They'll have to find me first."

Landon:

27. What do you think about whumpee?

"He's a great kid and he doesn't deserve the hand he's been dealt. He deserves all the happiness in the world."

35. Don't you ever wanna take advantage of your position?

"Absolutely not. Elliot's been taken advantage of more times than any of us know and I would never even consider adding to that."

[twenty-words-or-less]

Cocaine Bear

Summary: Based on the true story of a black bear who accidentally ingested 75lbs (34kgs) of cocaine in 1985.

Bonkers take on bonkers concept. Did feel too safe on occasion, but fun enough regardless.

Rating: 3.25/5

Photo credit: BBC

[brokehorrorfan]

Capitalizing on the popularity of Cocaine Bear, KY for KY is selling apparel featuring the ultimate party animal. T-shirts are $28 each except the tie-dye design, which is $32.

Various other merchandise is also available, including a Cocaine Bear 4” snow globe (pictured below) for $18.

[rookie-critic]

Cocaine Bear (2023, dir. Elizabeth Banks) - review by Rookie-Critic

What to say about Cocaine Bear? It is schlocky, it takes awhile before the film really kicks it into high gear, the CGI on the bear is goofy, and while some of the acting is very, very good, some of it isn't that good, and I loved it. This is a movie where everyone on set was clearly having a ball the entire time, and that fun spirit leaks over into what you see on screen. The jokes land, the gore is plentiful and nasty without being too gross-out or too real (again, the CGI work isn't exactly Avatar-quality stuff), and sure, the bear looks silly, but it should look silly. Anyone saying that they wish the bear looked better is either a) a liar, or b) someone who hates fun. The whole vibe of the film is that of a cartoon version of an 80's slasher B-movie and, for the most part, it really works.

The acting in the film, outside of a couple of the more minor characters' performances, is outstanding. Not only do you have the late, great Ray Liotta in his final film appearance, but you also have Keri Russell, Alden Ehrenreich, O'Shea Jackson Jr., and Margo Martindale all giving great performances. However, and I mean this as no disrespect to any of the amazing actors I just mentioned, but none of them even hold a candle to the scene-stealing ability of Christian Convery. That kid is, other than maybe, MAYBE the bear, the funniest thing in the film by a country mile. From the second he shows up, it seems like every line that comes out of his character's mouth is pure comedic gold, and that doesn't let up until the credits start to roll. I've been aware of Convery since his turn as the titular character in Netflix's Sweet Tooth, and I was aware that he was an incredible young actor from that alone, but I had no idea just how funny he could be. Another high point of the film is that it doesn't shy away from the ridiculousness of its premise, and leans into it in the best, goriest way that it can, à la Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. It really feels like a bad 80s slasher mixed with the cocaine equivalent of a stoner comedy, but the kind of bad 80s slasher that you secretly really enjoy because everything that's happening, especially the gory deaths, are creative and well executed (pun definitely intended). I won't go into details of any specific thing, because more than half the fun of the film is staring, jaw dropped and eyes wide, at the pure blissful horror that is unfolding in front of you.

It's not all sunshine and cocaine, though; the film wants to be a cult classic so bad that it still falls prey to some B-movie problems. Firstly, the story is a little too boilerplate and basic for how much time the film spends setting it all up, and it causes a majority of the first act to be very slow. It's not the worst thing in the world, it manages to keep you engaged and holds a couple of the film's funnier moments (one in which the two main children find one of the bricks of cocaine), but when compared to the insanity that kicks off in the film's second and third acts, it is pretty boring. Also, there are a few sequences that feel poorly edited, mostly in the film's final act. It seemed like there were last minute decisions made to cut scenes out of the film, and then last-last minute decisions were made to somehow cut them back into the film. There's one flashback scene in particular that felt incredibly out of place to me. So much so that it honestly reminded of something along the lines of a Family Guy cutaway. I also could have used a bit more of Isiah Whitlock Jr.'s character, but that's just because he's fantastic in everything he's in.

Cocaine Bear isn't perfect, I won't even venture to call it great, but it was a fantastically fun distraction. It revels in its stupidity, it revels in its gory moments, and it revels in the fun it knows everyone on screen and everyone in the audience is having. A purely fun, harmless, hilarious, coke-addled roller coaster ride.

Score: 7/10

Currently only in theaters.

[creativedifferencespodcast]

Welcome to the bear tips section of the podcast! We’ve all heard the adage “if it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, goodnight,” but what do you do if the bear is on coke?