#ClapDOS

[glitchcipher]

LIL GOOBERS <333333

I love them more than life

[theinventory]

Claptrap, how has it been between you and GLaDos since...I mean I'm pretty sure you two are a couple.

Oh! Everything has been wonderful lately! Although we had problems here and there, especially when it comes to wrestling.

- Claptrap

( Also, he doesn't mean actual wrestling when he meant wrestling. I'm sorry - mod)

[sambadeamigosgato]

[canadian-riddler]

that post goes both ways i think. glados wondering what the absolute hell™ is up with claptrap while claptrap tries (keyword: TRIES) to figure out what's glados's big fat bitchy supercomputer deal is

(they're going to fuck like crazy)

Claptrap doesn't realise there is anything up with her until it's too late (not that she would take being told that very well). for GLaDOS, however, making him worse is part of the appeal

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

if i hadn't known any better i'd wager glados was a moronsexual

[proshipcallblog]

Call for Homestuck, Hetalia, Doctor Who, Warrior cats, Haven (TV) and Portal (games) proshippers. I'm an adult, ship wise I like a majority of hs ships and am neutral on all but like three, with Hetalia I am mostly big on UsUk or 1p x 2p England but I'm good with most, for Doctor Who I enjoy the Doctor x Donna and the Doctor x Captian Jack Harkness, when it comes to Warrior Cats I am far from caught up but I would be happy to talk about Greystripe x Fireheart/star and Fireheart/Star x Yellowfang, for Haven I'm into Audrey x Nathan x Duke, and for the Portal games I like WheatDOS and while I know nothing of Borderlands it has come to my attention the in Poker night 2 GLaDOS and Clap-trap had a fling so I've read some of that ended up enjoying ClapDOS and would be happy to talk about it with those that know things about Borderlands and can teach me about it (I attempted to watch a gameplay on Youtube and COULD NOT get into it even then) I will share my Discord with those interested If possible as a special request could you refrain from using fandom related tags I know it could help finding the specific fandoms I've mentioned but I don't want any who are not the intended audience finding this

🦢👑

[tracfone]

8) Crackships, you say...

Okay so I answered this one already BUT. This isn't even really a crack ship because it ACTUALLY HAPPENED but clapdos is funny as like, exes, which is also canon (to poker night 2, at least). Glados and claptrap are like Jessica and Roger rabbit without the whole being madly in love thing--i just think glados thinks he's a funny little guy. But claptrap isn't down with her whole testing thing which by the way she is programmed to actually need to do, so she ditches him lol. I don't think they're good for each other though ultimately

I like to think about this stupid funny hypothetical scenario where glados is inviting a ✨ new test subject ✨ over and needs him to be on his best (turret mimicking) behavior and he goes "babe I'm starting to think you love testing more than me 🥺" and glados goes "shh be quiet she's coming in--omg hiiiiii long time no see [💛]" and chell appears in the elevator and is just. So amused glados is with this tiny little chatty robot. Maybe she goes along with testing just because she thinks it's funny to see him get jealous

[kitsumidori]

clapdos for the ship bingo let's get with it!

They definitely give off Roger and Jessica Rabbit vibes.

[mad-unit-alive]

Random idea for ClapDOS shippers

if there was somehow a child or fusion between the two he/she would look like the SYS-ADMIN

[keroa]

Test for your love

[auroral-melody]

Tag Meme

tagged by @evilqueenofgallifrey AGES ago oops

Relationship status: i love my girlfriend man

Favourite colour: light blue, purple, gold, and not to be edgy but black

Lipstick or chapstick: no

Last songs I listened to: ...here comes the sun, in a minor. but before that, i think “pollution” by tom lehrer?

Last movie I watched: Road to El Dorado, aka one of the sweetest, gayest movies I’ve ever seen.

Top three TV shows: 1) Doctor Who (and any shows in that universe) 2) Mythbusters (sobbing)  3) Futurama

Honourable mentions: IT Crowd, Firefly, A:TLA, SPN, and the good omens show when it comes out lbr

Top three characters: 1) Crowley and Aziraphale (look i can’t choose. just bc i draw crowley more doesn’t mean i dont absolutely love aziraphale just as much) 2) The Doctor and the Master (look. im just making this per fandom. screw u) 3), Phil Coulson (”I’ve got another trick up my sleeve” *pulls up sleeve to reveal robotic arm)

Honourable mentions: Jemma Simmons, Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato, Miss Quill, Jack Harkness, Melinda May, Castiel, Gabriel, the Other Crowley, Anathema, GLaDOS, Matteusz, Uncle Iroh, Toph, Malcolm Reynolds, Zoe and Hoban, Kaylee Frye and River Tam, Professor Giles and Willow of course, Tulio, Miguel, Chel, and Moana.

Top three ships: 1) Ineffable Husbands (Aziraphale/Crowley) 2) Best Enemies (Doctor Who - this is best for shalka, 3/del, and twissy) 3) Quill/happiness (BBC Class)

Honourable mentions: Matteusz/Charlie, Flower Potts, Ram/Happiness, GLaDOS/Science, Zoe/Wash, ClapDOS ( @combinecremator im...never going to let this go), hastur/ligur, all the background special agents in g/o, tulio/miguel/chel, tulio/miguel, fitzsimmons obvs

Tagging:

it’s 11 at night i’m not,,,, just. consider urself tagged by me if you want

[glitchcipher]

Also just to draw attention to the fact this is a cannon line from poker night 2 about Claptrap and GLaDOS’s relationship

This is a cannon characterisation

Do I know what it means?

No.

Do I want to?

Not really.

But now you lot can have this information too!

You can thank me later

[canadian-riddler]

GLaDOS not saying yes or no when Claptrap asks her on a date and instead starting to call him endearing nicknames is peak storytelling

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

CLAPTRAP. NOW!

ON IT, BOSS!

sexuality headcanon:

bisexual with a preference towards women 0>

gender headcanon:

regarding the canon version he's technically genderless but identifies as male, and the gijinka version is transmasc!

a ship i have with said character:

within the series itself i think felicitrap should get more attention actually!! on the other hand i also kinda fancy clapdos (i blame indy)

a brotp i have with said character:

gaige and angel! gortys and felicity work just as well hehehhehe

a notp i have with said character:

jack. full stop.

and i consider him, angel, and shadowtrap siblings no matter what, so anything with those two that's beyond platonic/familial i'd be mildly unnerved by

a random headcanon:

if he charges for WAY too long or gets a huge dosage of electricity (but barely enough to not fry him) i think he'd act very much like that genre of character where they must be 100 yards away from caffeinated drinks or else time stops

general opinion over said character:

i love him and i want to splat him against the pavement like a sopping wet plushie doused in finely-aged barely moldy sour milk and watch him cause 20 different car accidents and no matter what he'll be my blorbo always and foreverways for eternity <333333

[borealisglados]

*Wink wink* 

[keroa]

GLADOS DATED CLAPTRAP BECAUSE SHE NEEDS AN IRRELEVANT VOICE AROUND HER WHILE SHE WORkS BECAUSE SHE HASN'T LIVED WITHOUT IT SINCE BECOMING A ROBOT