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Defense (of the internet) (from billionaires) in depth

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The only way to truly billionaire-proof the internet is to a) abolish billionaires and b) abolish the system that allows people to become billionaires. Short of that, any levees we build will need constant tending, reinforcement, and re-evaluation.
That's normal. No security measure (including billionaire-proofing the internet) is a "set and forget" affair. Any time you want something and someone else wants the opposite, you are stuck in an endless game of attack and defense. The measures that block your adversary today will only work until your adversary changes tactics to circumvent your defenses.
For example, mining all the links on the internet to find non-spam sites worked brilliantly for Google, because until Pagerank, there were zero reasons for spammers to get links to point to their sites. Once Google became the dominant way of finding things on the internet, spammers invented the linkfarm. This principle can be summed up as "Show me a ten-foot wall and I'll show you an eleven-foot ladder."
Security designers address this with something called "defense in depth": that's a series of overlapping defenses that are meant to correct for one another's weaknesses. Your bank might use a password, a 2FA code, and – for extremely high-stakes transactions – a series of biographical questions posed by a human customer service over a telephone line.
I've written extensively about defending a new, good internet from billionaire enshittifiers. For example, in this post, I described how Bluesky could be made enshittification-resistant with the use of "Ulysses Pacts" – self-imposed, binding restrictions on enshittification:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/11/02/ulysses-pact/#tie-yourself-to-a-federated-mast
A classic example of a Ulysses Pact is "throwing away the Oreos when you go on a diet." Now, it doesn't take a lot of work to devise a countermeasure your future, Oreo-craving self can take to defeat this measure: just drive to the grocery store and buy more Oreos. This even works at 2AM, provided you live within driving distance of an all-night grocer.
That doesn't mean you shouldn't throw away those Oreos. Depending on how strong your Oreo craving is, even a little friction can help you resist the temptation to ruin your diet. We often do bad things because of momentary impulses that fade quickly, and simply airgapping the connection between thought and deed works surprisingly well in many instances.
This is why places with fewer guns have fewer suicides of all kinds: there are plenty of ways to kill yourself, but none are quite so quick and reliable as a gun. People in the grips of a suicidal impulse who don't have guns have more chances to let the impulse pass (this is also why gun control leads to fewer all-cause homicides). So just because a measure is imperfect, that doesn't make it worthless.
If you're trying to give up drinking, you throw away all your booze, but you also go to meetings, and you get a sponsor who can help you out with a 2AM phone call. You might even put a breathalyzer on your car's ignition system. None of these are impossible to defeat (you can get an Uber to the liquor store, after all), but they all create friction between the thing you want, and the thing your adversary (your addiction) is trying to get. They strengthen the hand of you as defender of the sober status quo, against the attacker who wants you to relapse.
Critically, all these defensive measures also buy you space and time that you can use to organize and deploy more defenses. Maybe the long Uber ride to the liquor store gives you enough time to think about your actions so you call your sponsor from the parking lot. Defense is useful even when it only slows your adversary, rather than stopping your adversary in their tracks.
Scaling up from personal defense to societal-scale security considerations, it's useful to think of this as a battle with four fronts: code (what is technically im/possible?), law (what is il/legal?), norms (what is socially un/acceptable?) and markets (what is un/profitable?). This framework was first raised a quarter-century ago, in Larry Lessig's Code and Other Laws of Cyberspace:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Code_And_Other_Laws_of_Cyberspace_Version_2_0.pdf
Lessig laid out these four forces as four angles of attack that challengers to the status quo should plan their strategy around. If you want to liberalize copyright, you can try norms (the "Free Mickey" campaign), laws (the Eldred v. Ashcroft Supreme Court case), code (machine-readable Creative Commons licenses) and markets (open access/free software businesses). Each one of these helps the other – for example, if lots of people believe in copyright reform (norms), more of them will back a Humble Bundle for open access materials (markets), and more lawmakers will be interested in changing copyright statutes (law), and more hackers will see reason to do cool things with CC licenses, like search engines (code).
But the four forces aren't just for attackers seeking to disrupt the status quo – they're just as important for defenders looking to create and sustain a new status quo. Figuring out how to "lock a system open" is very different from figuring out how to "force a system open." But they're both campaigns waged with code, law, norms and markets.
We're living through a key moment in enshittification history. Millions of people have become dissatisfied with legacy social media companies run by despicable, fascism-friendly billionaires like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg and are ready to leave, despite the costs (losing contact with friends who stay behind). While many of them are moving to group chats and private Discord servers,tens of millions have moved to new social media platforms that advertise (though they don't necessarily deliver) decentralization: Mastodon (and the fediverse) and Bluesky (and the atmosphere).
Decentralization is itself a defensive countermeasure (code). When a service has diffuse power, it's harder for any one person to take it over. Federation adds another defensive layer, because users who don't like the way one server is run can move to another server, with varying degrees of data- and identity-portability. That makes it harder for server owners to squeeze users to make money (markets), and gives them an out if server owners try it anyway.
Federation with decentralization is my favorite anti-enshittification defense. It's powerful as hell. It's the main reason I endorse Free Our Feeds, an effort to (among other things) build more Bluesky servers to decrease the centralization and give users dissatisfied with Bluesky management an alternative:
https://pluralistic.net/2025/01/20/capitalist-unrealism/#praxis
That said, decentralization and federation are not perfect, set-and-forget defenses. Take email – the oldest, most successful federated system of them all. Email is nominally decentralized, but most email traffic goes through a handful of extremely large servers run by a cartel of companies (Google, Apple, Microsoft, and a few ISPs). These companies collude (or, more charitably, coordinate) to block email from non-cartel companies, in the name of fighting spam. This makes running your own mail server so hard that it is nearly impossible (that is, if you care about people actually receiving the email you send them):
https://pluralistic.net/2021/10/10/dead-letters/
What's interesting about enshittified email is that it didn't start with corporate takeover: it started with volunteer-maintained blocklists of untrustworthy servers that most email operators subscribed to, defederating from any server that appeared on the list. These blocklists of bad servers were opaque (often, their maintainers would operate anonymously, citing the threat of retaliation from criminal scammers whose servers appeared on the list). They had little or no appeal process, and few or no objective criteria for inclusion (you could be blocklisted for how your email server was configured, even if no one was using it to send spam). All of this set up the conditions to favor large email servers, and also had the effect of immunizing these large servers from appearing on blocklists. I mean, once three quarters of the internet is on Gmail, no one is going to block email from Gmail, even if a ton of spam is sent using its servers.
The lesson of email doesn't mean email is bad, nor does it mean decentralization and federation are useless. It doesn't even mean that blocklists of bad servers are evil. It just means that federation and decentralization are imperfect and insufficient defenses against enshittification, and that blocklists are useful, but very dangerous. It means that we should strive to keep our systems federated and decentralized, and watch our blocklists very carefully, and not rely on any of this as the only defense against enshittification.
Likewise, both Mastodon and Bluesky are built on free/open code and standards. That means that anyone can fork them, fix them or mod them. What's more, the licenses involved are irrevocable, making them very effective Ulysses Pacts. No one – not a CEO, not a VC investor, not a court or a blackmailer – can order someone to make their GPL code proprietary. The license is perpetual and irrevocable, and that's that.
Free/open licenses are excellent Ulysses Pacts and great code-related defenses against enshittification, but they, too, are imperfect and insufficient. Google, Facebook, Amazon, Apple and Microsoft have all figured out how to enshittify services that are built on free/open code:
https://mako.cc/copyrighteous/libreplanet-2018-keynote
And then there are all the companies that use free/open code and defeat the freedom and openness by simply violating the license, on the grounds that a decentralized, federated development community can't figure out who has standing to sue, and also can't afford to pay for the lawyers to do so:
https://sfconservancy.org/news/2022/may/16/vizio-remand-win/
That's not to say that code-based antienshittification measures are pointless – only to say that they need other measures to backstop them, as defense in depth. Let's talk about law, then. Both Mastodon and Bluesky are governed by legal entities that are, nominally, organized by charters that oblige them to eschew enshittification and be responsive to their users (Bluesky is a B-corp, Mastodon's code is overseen by a US nonprofit).
These structures are very important. I've been a volunteer board member for several co-ops and nonprofits (I was even once a volunteer for a nonprofit co-op!) and I'm familiar with the role that good governance can play in defending a project from internal and external pressures to betray its mission. That means I'm also familiar with the limits of these governance measures.
Take nonprofits: nominally, nonprofits are legally bound to serve their charitable purpose, and technically, stakeholders have legal recourse if they stray from this. But you don't have to look far to find nonprofits that have violated their charter and gotten away with it. Take the Nature Conservancy, which has become a key player in the market for fake "carbon offsets" that are used to justify everything from fossil fuel extraction to SUV manufacture:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/12/12/fairy-use-tale/#greenwashing
Or think of ISOC, who get tens of millions of dollars in free money every year from their stewardship of the .ORG registry, but who decided to hand over control of the nonprofits' TLD of choice to a shadowy cabal of hedge-fund billionaires:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/12/how-we-saved-org-2020-review
Co-ops, too, are powerful but wildly imperfect. REI is a member co-op that does lots of great things…and also busts unions:
https://prismreports.org/2024/07/17/rei-workers-unionizing-fighting-for-agreemment/
But REI is a paragon of social virtue compared to its Canadian equivalent, Mountain Equipment Coop, whose board was taken over by corrupt assholes who then sold the whole thing to a US private equity fund and change the name to "MEC":
https://pluralistic.net/2020/09/16/spike-lee-joint/#casse-le-mec
B-corps are far from perfect, too: while they are nominally required to serve a positive social purpose, in practice, they can violate that purpose with impunity, whether that through greenwashing:
https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20240202-has-b-corp-certification-turned-into-corporate-greenwashing
Or Kickstarter insiders taking a $100m bribe to help Andreesen-Horowitz do a crypto pump-and-dump:
https://fortune.com/crypto/2024/03/11/kickstarter-blockchain-a16z-crypto-secret-investment-chris-dixon/
None of this is to claim that B-corps, co-ops, and nonprofits are useless. Maybe we should just give up on organization altogether and have some kind of adhocracy? If you're thinking this will help, then you need to read Jo Freeman's "The Tyranny of Structurelessness" and learn how a "leaderless" group is actually led by its least scrupulous, most Machiavellian schemers:
https://www.jofreeman.com/joreen/tyranny.htm
At this point, you might be mentally designing a new corporate structure, one that's designed to correct for both the tyranny of structurelessness and the brittleness of co-ops, nonprofits and B-corps. Please don't do this. Rolling your own corporate structure is like rolling your own cryptography or your own free software license. It always ends in tears:
https://www.reuters.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/openai-remove-non-profit-control-give-sam-altman-equity-sources-say-2024-09-25/
I like co-ops, nonprofits and B-corps. They're powerful – but insufficient – weapons against enshittification. They need to be backstopped by other measures, like norms. Normative measures are very powerful! Of course, mass revolts of angry users don't always keep companies from enshittifying:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/dec/30/reddit-moderator-protest-communities-social-media
But sometimes they do. The C-suite of Unity was shown the door after enshittifying their flagship product:
https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/10/23911338/unity-ceo-steps-down-developers-react
As was the enshittifying CEO of Sonos:
https://www.theverge.com/2025/1/13/24342179/sonos-ceo-patrick-spence-resignation-reason-app
And of course, these defensive measures reinforce one another. The public outcry against the .ORG selloff (norms) led to California's Attorney General stepping in (law), and after that, we more-or-less romped to victory:
https://www.theregister.com/2020/04/17/icann_california_org_sale_delay/
Markets are the final antienshittificatory force. If a social network is designed to be surveillance-resistant, it will be (very) hard to implement behavioral surveillance advertising. If a network is designed to support a many clients, it will be easy to implement an ad-blocker. Both factors make advertising-based businesses very unattractive to individual server operators, spammers, and VCs who back companies that operate elements of a federated server.
Same goes for systems that allow users to control the recommendations and other algorithmic aspects of their feeds (including switching these off altogether). The fact that Tiktok's users overwhelmingly use an algorithmic feed that they have no way to control or even understand is an anti-Ulysses Pact, an irresistible temptation for Tiktok to enshittify itself:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/21/potemkin-ai/#hey-guys
By contrast, it's much harder to pull those shenanigans with services that technologically devolve control over recommendations (code), making it less profitable to even try to attempt this (markets). And of course, if users refuse to tolerate this kind of thing (norms) and can hop to other servers (code), then any system that pulls that nonsense will lose lots of users and go broke (markets).
This defense-in-depth approach to decentralized social media pushes us to analyze both Mastodon and Bluesky through a tactical lens – to identify the weak parts in the defenses of each and shore them up.
Take Free Our Feeds and its attempt to stand up more Bluesky servers. This addresses one of the serious technical deficiencies in Bluesky (the lack of federation), and if lots of Bluesky users try it out, it will normalize the idea that Bluesky is a constellation of independently managed servers (norms). It also creates Bluesky alternatives with radically different commercial imperatives (markets), because the main Bluesky server is backed by venture capitalists, who are notorious for their enshittifying impulses.
But security isn't static – a tactic that works today won't work tomorrow if your adversary can figure out a way around it. Bluesky is a B-corp with an excellent board with some names I have profound trust for, but B-corps can abandon their public benefit purpose, and boards can be fired (and also even people you trust can talk themselves into doing stupid and wicked things, see .ORG).
If millions of Bluesky users flock to a rival service, one run by a nonprofit (markets), Bluesky's investors might be tempted to sever the link between Bluesky and that new server (code). That's what Facebook and Apple did to XMPP, an interoperable, federated messaging system that used to connect Apple users, Facebook users, and users of many other servers. They did this for commercial reasons (markets), to trap and lock in their users (code), and they got away with it because not enough users were outraged by this (norms) that they could get away with it.
When Bluesky's VCs fire the CEO, kick people like Mike Masnick off its board, and then defederate from Free Our Feeds' server, how do we make that more like Sonos or Unity (where the corporation capitulated to its users), and not like Reddit (where the user revolt was crushed)?
With social media, it's a numbers game. Social media grows by network effects: the more users there are in a system, the more valuable it is. It's not merely imperative to create alternative Bluesky servers, it's imperative to make them populous enough that cutting them off from the first Bluesky server will inflict more pain on the company than it inflicts on those other users. That's not a guarantee that Bluesky's future, enshittification-bent management won't go ahead and do it anyway, but it does increase the chances that if they press on, their users will take the hit to defect to free/open servers.
Bluesky has other problems besides its centralization, of course. The reason Bluesky is so centralized is that it's really expensive to run an alternative Bluesky server that provides a home for users who have left the main server (a "relay" in Bluesky-ese). Partly this is down to tooling: because no one has done it, Free Our Feeds will have to invent a lot of stuff to get that server up and running, but people who come later will benefit from whatever Free Our Feeds develops along the way.
But mostly, this isn't a tooling problem – it's an architecture problem. The way that Bluesky is structured demands a lot more of relays than Mastodon demands of "instances" (a loose Fediverse analog to relays):
https://www.techdirt.com/2025/01/21/the-technological-poison-pill-how-atprotocol-encourages-competition-resists-evil-billionaires-lock-in-enshittification/#comment-4253477
This is a code problem, and it's a hard one, but it's not insurmountable. The history of networked tools is the history of developers figuring out how to break apart large, monolithic, expensive services in cheaper, smaller, easier to develop. In other words, our defense in depth of Bluesky militates for more than one project – not just a "Free Our Feeds" but also a software development project to make it easier for anyone to free those feeds.
Which raises some important questions, the biggest being "Why bother?" After all, there's already a perfectly good Fediverse that could sure use the money and effort that Free Our Feeds is proposing to put into Bluesky. My main answer here is that the point of disenshittification is an enshittification-free internet, not a better Mastodon:
https://pluralistic.net/2025/01/20/capitalist-unrealism/#praxis
We want to set Bluesky users free because the problem with Bluesky isn't its users, it's the fact that there's no fire-exits those users can avail themselves of if Bluesky's VCs set it on fire:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/12/14/fire-exits/#graceful-failure-modes
But there's another good reason to do this, one that involves people who have no interest in using Bluesky: even if you don't want to use a better Bluesky, you likely have very good reasons to reach Bluesky users. Maybe you want them to help you organize against enshittification! Or maybe you just want to operate a real-world venue where people can gather and have a great time and support performers, and right now you're stuck advertising on Facebook and Instagram, and you don't want to end up being forced to use an enshittified, fire-exit-free Bluesky in the future:
https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2025/01/13.html
Of course, there's plenty of reasons to want to make Mastodon better. Many of Mastodon's features are absurdly primitive – the lack of threading support and quote-boosting sucks, and the supposedly opt-in system-wide search doesn't work, even if you opt in. Masto could sure use some of the money that Free Our Feeds is asking for to spruce up Bluesky.
This is true, but also irrelevant. Mastodon is stuck at around a million active users, while Bluesky has twenty times that amount. Crowdfunding a couple dollars per user to pursue software development is a reasonable goal, but raising twenty times that much is a lot harder:
https://mastodon-analytics.com/
The money being raised for Free Our Feeds isn't money that had been earmarked for Mastodon development, nor will abandoning Free Our Feeds redirect those funds to Mastodon development.
Which isn't to say that we shouldn't chip in to fund Mastodon development. I donated to the Kickstarter for Pixelfed, a Fediverse Insta replacement that has Meta so scared that they'll suspend your account if you even mention it:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pixelfed/pixelfed-foundation-2024-real-ethical-social-networks
Adding Insta-like features to Mastodon is great. Fixing search, quoting, and threading would be great, too. We probably need some kind of governance efforts to keep volunteer-run, good faith defederation blocklists from exhibiting the same dynamics that email went through during the spam wars. There's some Bluesky features I'd love to see on Mastodon, like composable moderation and user-controlled, user-tunable recommendations. We also probably need some kind of adversarial press that closely monitors the governance structure for the Mastodon codebase and reports on process in standardization (I cannot overstate how much fuckery can take place within standards bodies, under cover of a nigh-impermeable shield of boringness).
Breaking Bluesky open is a priority. Keeping Mastodon open is a priority. But neither of these are goals unto themselves. The point is to set people free, not set technology free. Willie Sutton robbed banks because "that's where the money is." Right now, I'm interested in anti-enshittification measures for Bluesky because "that's where the people are."
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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2025/01/23/defense-in-depth/#self-marginalization
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whenever i want to share a funny tumblr meme i will first copy paste it to MS Paint before recopying it so that it reads in discord notifications as image.png as opposed to tumblr_x.png
i call it "tumblr laundering"
#not worm#and not pact or claw or twig or NOTHING#i wrote tumblr_x because there's usually like a 50 digit randomized code every time and i don't want to copy that
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here are a bunch of doodles i did during the process of writing tptbu chapter 2 <|:)
#bfdi#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#bfb#the power of two#tpot#potatart#bfdi high fantasy au#pie bfb#tree bfb#marker bfb#lightning bfb#black hole bfb#remote bfb#fanny bfb#rocky bfdi#dora bfb#i tend to make visuals alongside my writing bc it helps.me describe stuff. also i havent showm off the dora design uet and thats important#the first two doodles were done while i was writing. bc i get distracted easily#I LOVE THE SLEEP PILE IMAGE BUT I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT BECAUSE BLACK HOLE COULD.NOT BE INCLUDED#at some point i am going to draw death pact being really nice to bh#since ive shared a little bit of info about them already i will aslo share that black hole is very evan kelmp coded. <|:)#also i am determined to spread my he/it rocky agenda but i think itd be strange if pie started referring to this halfling boy#with it/its completely out of nowhere#also also I DONT THINK IVE SHARED THE FACT THAT MARKER HAS EXTREMELY LONG HAIR ADVENTURE TIME STYLE. HAVE I#im excited excited im so ooo excited for whats to come#tptbu
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Her name is Karlach. An archdevil's soldier I swore on my good eye to kill. A devil with pure fire for a heart. I made my way to Avernus to stop her. She fled from my reach – even climbed aboard the mind flayer ship as it screeched through the Hells. I followed in close pursuit.
#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3edit#baldursgateedit#baldurs gate#karlach#wyll#karlach bg3#wyll bg3#baldur's gate spoilers#bg3 spoilers#wyll x karlach#wyllach#hello??? this story line was so surprising for me?? and rlly good#and im still in the beginning so idk how it goes after this point so no spoilers !!#move over basic enemies-to-lovers tropes#this is like 'person who made a pact to hunt someone down only to disobey that pact when finding out he's been lied to'#'and as punishment he now is more similar to the other person while standing his ground about his code and morals'#'while still being bind by that deity of the pact but he knowing he did the right thing'#and the other person islike 'it was fun running away from his attempts at my life but now he's the one to let me live and suffers for that?#'what is this feeling? friendship?'#(my tiefling will try to see if they have a romance if they will travel together often.. just like dori/bull in dai lol)
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I know it’s not a popular ship…
But Kurumi x Yuma with 1-C.
I wanna see her snuggle that tiny crush of hers xD
a comforting snuggle of sorts
#ask draw#rain code#kurumi wendy#yuma kokohead#my dude wakes up with amnesia and has to walk around a place where everything's wet and people keep dying and the legal system#is fucked up and corrupt and a bunch of freaky ppl keep trying to catch/hurt him most of the time#AND he's being haunted by a death god whom he made a pact with that he doesn't even remember doing or why... my man's is stressed out 😥#master detective archives#master detective archives: rain code#ari art
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hi. i actually havent read twig but am starting pact, so i was wondering: do you think there is anything wildbow did in twig better than in pact and/or worm?
(no worries abt pact spoilers, i already read a plot summary while i was deciding to read it)
thats a good question. uhhh . thinking seriously and not being immediately uncharitable or dismissive. im genuinely not sure. because the Big Three Things to cheer for in worm or pact are plot, characters, and worldbuilding, right? and twig has what feels like really underutilized worldbuilding + obviously as has been discussed has a fucking disastrous plot situation as things go on. the character writing is like...worm main and side character writing > twig main and side character writing by miles. i know pact has its flaws with some of blakeys friends/his relationships to them feeling underexplored, but i think overall the quality of writing of side characters/character relations is better in pact than in twig. and obviously the main character writing is also much better.
i think twig *for the first 10-13 arcs* scratches the itch some people seem to have for the undersiders to be polycule-esque/all more instrumentally close to each other. or, like, any yearning for weird shitty wildbow kids to be the protagonists instead of endearing side characters. i think people who write certain types of wormfic should try twig instead and write about the lambs instead. but, like, that's not Better so much as it is Different--wildbow's restraint in making character relationships so fraught and deep without feeling tropey or contrived wrt the emotional beats is why the undersiders or blakey and rosie kill you so bad, whereas the lambs are often cute but have nowhere near the same depth in their personalities and relationships. ultimately i think my answer is no, twig doesn't have any unique standouts.
#twig time#twig ask#pact time#pact ask#and like ultimately even with the thing i was most impressed by at the time#which was sy's relationship w jessie prior to The Disaster Writing#had me constantly going 'this is SO rose thorburn coded#there's no standouts
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wrote 800 words of dad lando in 45 minutes ! first meaningful progress on her in forever ! amazing what you can do when you set aside purposeful writing time at the end of your night instead of staring half-assedly at the document all evening while also feeling guilty for not accomplishing the tasks you're meant to be completing. wow ! my brain !
#made a bedtime pact with The Man from prev posts#(should i code name him btw? perhaps just The Man will do)#anyway we made a bedtime pact bc neither of us can sleep on time#and so i got home#did two chores#ate soup#and then had 45 minutes of writing time#knowing i had to be in bed by 10pm local bc i now have a person to answer to about it#and it made my evening so much more purposeful and also ultimately relaxing bc i don't feel guilty now!!#amazing. will this last? probably not.#but will i bask in it for the next two days or however long it DOES work for? absolutely#personal#vaguely
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Wildbow's canon trans characters: "uhghg I Hate my bodyy. Andi have a Pronoun.."
Wildbow Protagonists: "I don't hate my body but feel alienated from it or seperate myself from it. I have image issues but they are a lens I view the world through and not the root of all my suffering. My hair is the only part of me I like. I have small tits and am miffed about it. *Waving transgender flag violently at very hihg speed*
#parahumans#wormblr#wildbow#ward parahumans#i also hear blake is trans coded but I haven't read pact :(
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so i think wrios one of those people who uses gotta eat big to get big as an excuse to why none of his clothes fit great anymore . and whenever he’s not stuffing his face he’s probably always stuffed from it later in the day I feel like he’s always some sort of full, opinions ??
THIS, I think about this sort of thing all the time with Wrio...He's a big guy so of course he's always eating any chance he gets not only to bulk up but he really does feel like the type to constantly be hungry even when full. I love the idea of Wriothesley's clothes always being a little too tight with how much food he's downing in a day, definitely agree that after stuffing himself he's walking around feeling really full. Imagine Neuvillette just staring at where Wrio's shirt is riding up his belly a little bit looking as if he's going to pop a button on his vest- Wrio doesn't mind though if anything it's a show of progress towards him "bulking up." I bet he has to take frequent breaks if he's training too because having a constantly full stomach is sure to slow him down a little bit which leads to him chugging a whole thing of water (or tea) which weighs him down even more. However his constant 'eat, eat, eat' habit leaves him with a very firm tummy that is perfect for rubbing! This is going to live rent-free in my head for the longest time now...I just love Wrio and his constant snacking.
#gen//shin#genshin hunger#gutshin impact#gen//shin im//pact#stomach kink#tummy kink#hunger kink#tummy#wrio//thesley#Wrio is so hunger and stuffing coded hes probably put a few pounds on just from this#I love this wayyyy too much going to think about it all day
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fellas is it gay to kiss your pact homie goodbye?
#robin draws things#kokobolt#yuma kokohead#desuhiko thunderbolt#rain code spoilers#spoilers#raincode spoilers#shinihiko au#(aka an au where desuhiko is the death god yuma makes a pact with)#went in a little hard on this one ngl
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yakou: quit sulking like a baby!
yuma: i am sulking like a full-grown man!
#i am here to never let ppl forget yuma canonically sulks🤞🏾#''if youre so impressed why dont you just sign a pact with halara 😾😒'' headass#yakou furio#yuma kokohead#mdarc#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#incorrect quotes#source: guardians of the galaxy
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Your AU is awesome sauce!!!So what’s everyone’s role in the story?(are there any ships or no)
thank you :D!!
The story basically begins with Two sending out a message to each individual member of Death Pact Again, calling on them to form the pact, find Four, and rescue them from their imminent death! (Please.) Algebraliens in this au are fae-like mythological creatures, known for their love of math & their incredible power.
Its mainly focused on Pie and the rest of Death Pact Again, but there are other important characters too, like Flower, Lollipop & Gelatin, Ice Cube, Snowball, and more <|:)
and yes, there are ships! im an avid multishipper so these are subject to change/there might be more but:
- Astrobiology (Tree x Black Hole)
- Flowerpop
- Loserwinner Divorce
- Basketbot (Basketball x Robot Flower)
- Coinpin and Fubble (Fanny x Bubble) are within the realm of possibility methinks
- Whatever Firey and Leafy have going on (?)
#bfdi#battle for dream island#battle for bfdi#bfb#the power of two#tpot#bfdi high fantasy au#rambles#SMILES SO WIDE!!!!#honestly i dont know what firey and leafys dynamic would be labelled as in this au but i like their interactions a lot regardless#i could see myself pairing pie with a bunch of different characters too. she deserves nice things#and i think she has chemistry w a lot of characters#special shoutout goes out to snowball and grassy friendship + lollipop and gelatin being team rocket coded#possibly two and gaty too...#i could even see death pact polycule becoming real. never underestimate my power#tptbu
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me pleading with astarion through the deluge of his act 1 disapproval like please i swear bro viera is evil yeah yeah i know shes super chill to everyone she encounters and is honest to a fault but. no, lissten, jsust listen hang on. shes LAWFUL evil man it still counts !!!! i know shes loyal and selfless to her allies and refuses to harm animals or children and will actively intervene on children's behalf BRO STOTP LAUGHIGN PLEASE I SWEAR and and um i know she respects ur autonomy nd doesnt let u ascend and has done literall.y all of the good options so by game mechanics shes indistinguishable to a hero character bbt. but i swear bro. bro i sw. where are you going
#tay plays bg3#oc: vierynrae#her morality is so tricky because. HH.#the goals shes striving toward + the person she once was and would like to be again is lawful neutral#but she just seen too many good people die to be naive enough to assume she can get there without uh lots of violence and suffering#so her pact was a necessary evil. one she chose because she felt the good would outweigh the bad. eventually#and then sort of began a gradual descent from lawful neutral to lawful evil. and at the start of bg3#shes several decades past that tipping point. enough for it to become a regretful routine of hers#BUT. being an elf. also not so long in the grand scheme of things. she still remembers why shes doing what shes doing. mostly#and shes lawful in the business sense. she wears her evil work uniform but when shes off the clock shes off the clock !!!#and all the other qualities that come with business sense. loyalty to allies. manipulation > lying. having a reputation to uphold#but like. does she CONSIDER taking over the absolute ? yes very seriously because shes Evil :) does she decide not to? yes bc shes Lawful :#does she CONSIDER helping astarion ascend? shes fully onboard bc evil !!! :) but she reconsiders. bc Lawful and also common sense !!!!#now if only i could grant sentience to astarion's code so i dont have to sit through the INDIGNITY#of him telling viera she has 'a big heart (derogatory)' again 😔
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Genuinely no one understands how much Paul Shapera's The Mayor is a cTubbo song
#you don't cry for mercy! you don't cry for help!#you don't cry 'cause in this world you got. you gotta get it done yourself#the mayor is just ctubbo coded in general tho. she's my everything#like what if we dedicated ourselves to preserving our city from war and inside threats and in doing so#we accidentally isolated ourselves from the people we cared about most?#AND there's a nukes subplot#like you can't make this stuff up#and don't get me started on#''Shaking hands making pacts/ with knives held round our backs/ We all smile as we push in the blade''#okay I'll be done now but like. the madness is definitely consuming me#everyone go listen to fairypunk 3 right now#pebble speaks
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Various health complications can occur while under curses, blessings, mind/memory controlling spells, or attempted permanent magical alterations. Especially curses. This is because the method of keeping these types of magic running are parasitic in nature, relying on the hosts reserves to fuel the work. Side effects can include chronic fatigue, memory loss (depending on the type), trouble recovering from injuries, and an increased chance of heart attacks. This can also worsen preexisting conditions.
Curses are especially bad because they're often intentionally inefficient, placing a much greater strain than other types of magic.
This's why most nonhostile spells that augment people are often temporary, fizzling out after it runs out of the magic that created it. It's also why places that offer ways to permanently augment yourself (outside of physical augmentations, which require less magical upkeep but a staggering front cost that's often dealt with by various other practices) such as cultivation sects require you to do various practices to bolster your reserves or the replenishment of said reserves.
Be glad that spell you got that puts a protective bubble around your friends only lasts like 25 minutes kids. Also look into ways of removing curses or purging magical effects on yourself. Especially that last one. Mind altering spells are a bitch to figure out on your own.
What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?
#Please Do Not Try To Be The Guy To Crack The Code On Perpetual Regeneration#there's so many ways it can go wrong#also note that patronage blessings (deities or demonic pacts) are often excluded from these threats#as their source directly fuels the effect on you
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just finished season 7 of GOT and I have to tell you, that is NOT what I was expecting
#Baelish death mafia coded#Theon's vengeance mafia/gang coded#Sansa and Arya's blood pact MAFIA CODED#FUCK!!!!#liveblogging
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