#Committed to the bit

[angelosearch]

Did I just post my fake academic article about GF-use? Yes. Should have I been studying/doing homework instead of doing this? Also yes.

[56gayrats]

Mukava suomilainen laulu ja elokuvia?

(i have been learning finnish for a week, turns out its kinda hard to search for media in a language you dont speak lol)

[alasarys]

Oat-chanté

[lesbiandanhowell]

Who is being a cheeky little shit, Dan or Phil?

[mashallah]

[polkadotjohnson]

From Kumail Nanjiani's episode

what kind of a person do you think is buying an iPad out of a vending machine at the Delta terminal

a hardcore steve jobs fan if you were a pro wrestler what would you want your name to be

fearless faker (i don't watch wrestling, is this the kind of name they have?) philly cheese stakes. are they worth it?

i wish i knew...

[midniterose]

[victusinveritas]

[diothethief]

Wait it was actually so silly how Vlastomil’s autism was SO INTENSE he SOLD HIS SOUL for his hyperfixation

[zerosconsort]

I love making paperwork that only like, 3 people are going to actually see....

[dire-coyote]

I don't usually eat breakfast but when it's made for me I can't refuse. (This is about sex)

[contrastparadoxx]

For Perse. How many shots would it take for you to sleep with Carnix?

“Never heard of the guy and if I had my kidney would explode from how many shots you’d have to get me to drink before I slept with him”

>I suppose we’re meant to ignore that she is actively sitting on his lap and there is a suspiciously Perse sized bite mark on his neck then

[yandereduckie]

Here is the first of 2 videos from a year ago that I posted on tiktok and now I'm transferring to tumblr

It's an old speed paint

Translation for non-Portuguese speakers below👇

others: Oh I don't know what, Melissa is shit and blah blah blah she can't ship herself with all the artists and-

Me: Happiness cause now I can use the cute bases that I find on Pinterest without having to create a partner for Vall all the time and feeling like he's a hottie who changes dates all the time.

So, to explain and summarize, at the time there was this girl, called Melissa, who arrived saying that she was now the girlfriend of all the artists and blah blah blah, at first I thought she was just another pick me or something like that, but in reality she was a really cool person, so I was happy to be able to draw Vall with a partner now, even if it was to get in on the irony of the joke, I actually have another art that I did of the two of them, but I didn't post it out of pure laziness.

[cookie-nom-nom]

unfortunately for me, the moral imperative of ‘Is it Good? Is it True? Is it Beautiful?’ is ALWAYS superseded by ‘Is it Funny?’

[correctopinionhaver]

nietzsche voice: he who commits to the bit might take care lest he thereby becomes the bit. and if you gaze for long into the bit, the bit gazes also into you.

[does-this-please-the-omnissiah]

Omnissiah protect me, I’m getting way too deep into this now

//Yall better be grateful. I’m risking my sanity for you