#Customer Service Training methods

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Hi there! I'm writing a barista character and got a bit stuck. Do you have any notes on how to write baristas (e.g. what shifts are like; what you have to learn to be one, etc)? Thank you so much!

(Your posts here are invaluable, by the way, and super helpful. 😄)

Writing Notes: Barista

Barista - specializes in making a variety of coffee and espresso beverages.

Usually works in a cafe, coffee shop or bookstore where they take customer orders, complete transactions and serve drinks.

May also prepare and serve a few small meals and pastry options.

Day-to-Day Tasks

As a barista, you would:

prepare the premises or outlet ready for opening

welcome customers, take orders and process payments

prepare and serve coffees, hot snacks, sandwiches and cakes

clean and tidy work areas, equipment and coffee machines

check and order new stock

Preparing Beverages. One of the barista’s primary duties is preparing various drinks to meet customer preferences. This involves:

Crafting Espresso-Based Drinks: Baristas skillfully pull espresso shots, steam milk, and create drinks like cappuccinos, lattes, and macchiatos. They ensure each beverage has the perfect balance of flavor and texture.

Brewing Specialty Coffees: Many coffee shops offer pour-over coffees, cold brews, or French press options. Baristas must understand brewing methods, grind size, and extraction techniques to achieve the desired flavor profile.

Creating Latte Art: For many customers, presentation matters as much as taste. Baristas often add intricate designs, such as hearts or rosettas, to elevate the visual appeal of lattes and cappuccinos.

Customizing Orders: Customize drinks to customer preferences by adjusting sweetness levels, switching to non-dairy milk, or adding extra espresso shots.

Other barista duties may include: 

Welcoming patrons to the shop

Building a relationship with regular customers and remembering their orders

Explaining the cafe’s special menu items as necessary

Recommending beverage options if requested

Following recipes and presentation guides to make beverages

Preparing plates or takeaway containers of pastry and food items

Cleaning and maintaining the commercial coffee machine, steamer and blender

Following health and safety policies

Removing dishes from the table as patrons finish their drinks

Preparing checks and taking payment from patrons

Work Environment 

Baristas work in a variety of coffee shops with the following characteristics:

Standing and walking around for extended periods of time

Lifting and carrying food and drink trays to tables

Working near many other customers, servers and kitchen staff

Wearing a uniform if required by the restaurant

Working environment may be noisy

Typical Hours

40 to 42 hours (variable) per week

Evenings / Weekends / Holidays (on shifts)

Cafes and coffee shops typically open early in the mornings

May require baristas to be flexible with scheduling to meet customer demand

The work can be fast-paced during busy periods

Suitable job for students and part-time workers

Career Path & Progression

There may also be opportunities to move into:

barista staff training

equipment maintenance

coffee tasting and buying

product development and marketing

You could become self-employed and open your own coffee shop.

With experience, you could become a:

store manager, then

regional manager, with a coffee retail chain or franchise.

Pros & Cons

Pros

Flexible Hours: Perfect for students or part-time workers.

Skill Development: Learn customer service, multitasking, and coffee expertise.

Social Interaction: Build relationships with customers and colleagues.

Career Growth: Opportunities to advance into management or specialty coffee roles.

Cons

Physical Demands: Standing for long periods and repetitive motions.

Irregular Hours: Early mornings, weekends, and holidays are typical.

Modest Pay: Entry-level wages can be low, though tips often help.

How to Become a Barista

You can get into this job through: a college course; an apprenticeship; applying directly; training with a professional body.

College. Although not essential, you could do a college course that would give you some of the skills needed for this role. Courses include:

barista skills

food and beverage service

retail skills

Apprenticeship. You can apply to do a Hospitality Team Member Level 2 Intermediate Apprenticeship.

This will usually take 12 months to complete

A mix of on-the-job training and time spent with a college or training provider

Direct Application. When you start, your employer will put you through training in barista skills and product knowledge. Some employers may prefer you to have experience in customer service, retail sales or catering.

Common Personality Traits

22,778 baristas were surveyed to learn what personality traits and interests make them unique. Based on the Holland Codes:

Baristas tend to be predominantly conventional individuals, meaning that they are usually detail-oriented and organized, and like working in a structured environment.

They also tend to be realistic, which means that they often enjoy working outdoors or applying themselves to a hands-on project.

Based on The Big Five:

Baristas score highly on openness, which means they are usually curious, imaginative, and value variety.

They also tend to be high on the measure of extraversion, meaning that they rely on external stimuli to be happy, such as people or exciting surroundings.

Barista Tools

Baristas use a wide variety of tools to complete their duties. Some common tools:

Espresso Machine. Allows you to brew highly concentrated black coffee. During this process, the machine forces pressurized hot water through finely grounded coffee. Some types of drinks you can make using an espresso machine include: Macchiato; Cafe latte; Cappuccino; Mocha; Affogato; and Americano

Frothing Steam Pitcher. Used to create any drink that requires milk. A frothing stream pitcher helps you create a milk foam to top off a cup of coffee. You can also use this type of pitcher to create an assortment of latte art. Frothing pitchers are stainless steel and feature a handle and pouring spout. A narrow spout can offer control when pouring latte art, such as a heart or rose. You can also find frothing pitchers in different sizes, depending on the amount of milk you want to froth.

Foam Frothing Spoon. After creating foam from a steam pitcher, you can use a foam frothing spoon to control how much foam you pour over a cup of coffee. Using a frothing spoon can prevent spilling that may occur when pouring the foam into a cup of coffee. This type of spoon features a flat tip that makes it easier to scoop only foam from a steaming pitcher.

Thermometer. When making espresso, it's important to consider the brewing temperature, along with that of the milk froth. If your espresso machine doesn't come with a proportional-integral-derivative, use a thermometer to measure espresso as it leaves the brew head.When making a drink that requires steamed milk, it's important for the milk to reach the ideal temperature of about 149 degrees Fahrenheit. To reach this temperature, consider using a frothing thermometer for complete accuracy. A frothing thermometer can also help you avoid burning the milk while ensuring a caramelized milk finish that can elevate the flavor of any coffee.

Commercial Coffee Maker. This type of coffee maker lets you brew a standard cup of coffee. After filling it with water and coffee grounds, a coffee maker filters hot water through a basket holding coffee grounds. After filtering, black coffee enters the coffee pot. You can use this black coffee for a standard cup of coffee or for other drinks such as an iced coffee or latte.

Tamper. Baristas use tampers to brew espresso, whether in a machine or through a stovetop espresso maker. A tamper lets you pack loosely dosed coffee grounds so they're tightly pressed, ensuring a quality espresso shot. You can also adjust the length of a tamper depending on the espresso dosage.

Scale. Helps you achieve a consistent and accurately measured espresso shot. In terms of measurement, a scale helps you determine the amount of beans you use for one shot. If you use a quality grinder with a doser, you may not need a scale.

Coffee Grinder. Grinds fresh coffee beans before the brewing process. A coffee grinder lets you grind as much coffee as needed, whether for an espresso shot or a large batch of coffee. Many coffee grinders have conical burrs that let you select the size of your coffee grounds.

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Hi, thanks so much for your lovely words, you're too kind! Hope this helps with your writing 💕

[oishitea]

Jack and Joker: The Bank Scene

Happy Monday my friends, we finally are getting our gay heist show! YinWar truly have outdone themselves with the level of quality they've put into it and I couldn't be more excited or more grateful.

I wanted to break down the scene where Joke robs the bank because, given my experience in banking, it's was scripted very purposefully in favor of suspending our belief. Admittedly, my experience is in the US, and not all financial institutions operate the same, but for safety and security measures they're pretty standard across the board.

I was really appreciative of the disclaimer given ahead of time. It speaks to the research that was done for the sake of how much they could accurately portray the events, and when that seemed impossible and they couldn't let go of the scene, they said fuck it - gay story over realism it is. This break down is certainly not to dig at the writing; it's more to buff my knowledge than anything.

We love you YinWar, thanks for having respect for bank employees. Now let's get to the employees I don't respect, and the non-employee that I do.

For the most part, security officers don't need to do more than greet customers, and if there is any suspicion he shouldn't immediately interrogate someone. He's there for when things get escalated, or if there are any faces he should be looking out for (anyone banned from a branch for any reason), then he can confront them. If Joke had made an attempt at another location and that one tipped off others, then he would have a reason to suspect him.

Joke's mistake here: Being seen. He is so identifiable throughout. The show didn't bother checking any CCTVs, but he makes no attempt to hide from them. Instant jail. Sorry my guy. He also chooses a very unusual method and time of day to strike.

Since the officer did confront him, Joke gives an excuse.

This was a good call. If someone from another location or office, or a third party contracted service is coming, the employees would be notified beforehand of whom they should be and during which times. And even if the person is easily recognizable physically, they will have company identification on them, and if the security measures are extra strict, a form of government ID would also need to be shown.

LOUD WRONG ANSWER BUZZER

So what Joke is going to look for is someone who appears less competent. He looks at the older woman who likely has years under her belt and knows he has no chances there. But the girl to her left....

TARGET ACQUIRED

And she's already in trouble.

Oh hon.

That's never a situation I'd want to be in. Calling customers to inform them that there's been a mistake made on their account is never fun and it often is hard to reach them. There are ways of simply correcting the error and informing the person after it's been done just so they know what to expect when they look at the activity on their statement. Whatever the case, she's new, inexperienced, and having a bad day.

The balls he has to say this. Bestie. Have you ever touched banking software.

He's just getting her out of the way. If she had received any proper training and meant to apply it at all, this would've been a red flag. She is trusting the judgement of the security officer. Joke hasn't introduced himself by name and if he meant to help fix the mistake he wouldn't make her leave. It would be her responsibility and a good training opportunity. Instead, this happens....

She's risking so many things! Security within the immediate premises, security of the bank's information, confidentiality of the customers' information (which is literally their government ID, home address, other contact info, ALL of their accounts and activity). Absolutely a bad move.

GIRRRLLLL. That is on you. I saw her hesitate, but in the end just knew it was bad. At least where I've been, that possibly means fines and/or jail time for her as well, depending on the severity (most likely fines though). This poor girl is gonna have the worst confidence about her ability on the job after learning she helped a guy embezzle money. Where's her story?

Joke sends the security guard away, gets behind the desk with Carbon's ID and is likely planning to simply empty his account and leave. Then who should show up but Jack! (Next time please direct him to wait in a queue, your "manager" is supposedly still fixing your little check blunder, remember?)

And even Joke is nervous for a moment because he definitely didn't want to get the cute bartender involved.

Nevertheless, he humors Jack and listens to the bittersweet story of his childhood and his dream of opening a school. I love Jack, I really hope that he is able to open that school someday too.

So this part of the loan process is called the interview. It's where the employee will get an idea of the customer's needs and see if the bank's service is what they're looking for or if there is any particular offers they can make at this time. It's an important process when dealing in person because it will hopefully help the customer know which steps they can take depending upon approval. It's also where documentation is asked to verify what can be approved.

For the most part, Joke's charisma would be fantastic for a banking career because he seems natural at facilitating a conversation that requires someone to open up about their financial needs. He loses marks for not checking actual information, not filing any copies of the information he has been given, not explaining any details about paying the loan down or how having an account works, not starting the account opening process, and the numbers they talk about are vague so we don't even know how much money is in question here (which is probably a writing choice and I'm fine with it).

Instead Joke pulls a Picard and decides to make it so. And flirts at the same time. There's no signage around the branch to speak of this program and he doesn't go into any details, he simply grabs the stamp and seals their fates together.

I do think it's a sweet little change of mind he has. He was simply going to inconvenience Carbon, but what better way to do it (in his mind) than to give the money to the guy who got snubbed because of him?

The office being truly empty does crack me up. Who is supposed to be there and why are they gone? Also, for a bank, that vault is incredibly small. That is a home safe, that is not for securing the assets of the public. Also, most places have updated their protocol to use two people when opening the vault because having two people present also ensures less opportunity for employee theft.

His ass is not wearing gloves!

And, in a final un-bankerly move, he does not count out even the bundles.

FLIRT

I also love that he goes by Joker, but is constantly pulling a Batman exit on Jack.

I feel bad for knowing that I would have absolutely apprehended this man by asking the simplest questions. But I no longer work in that capacity and couldn't give a fuck! Let him do what he wants!

[pukanavis]

"Sink Into Corrupted Love～Usezakicho Never Sleeps" Track 2

Location: Club NETHER

???: Are you ready, RYU-sama?

RYU: ……

???: RYU-sama.

RYU: Oh…my bad. I didn’t think you were talking to me.

???: It’s alright, I understand that you’re still unaccustomed to your stage name. Once the princesses start addressing you with it, I’m sure you’ll adapt in no time.

🐰 Stage name: The alias a host uses at work. Impactful names tend to be the most popular. 🐰 Princess: The customers that give hosts their chance to shine.

RYU: You’re…the mentor that Lu was telling me about…right?

KiKi: Correct. My name is KiKi. I’ll be here to guide and support you, RYU-sama.

RYU: Have you been working here a while? 

KiKi: It has been 3 months since my employment here began—or 87 days, to be exact.

RYU: Well damn, you’re basically fresh meat yourself.

Supervisor: You should watch that mouth of yours, RYU. KiKi was an instant hit with his theory-based customer service, and it managed to shoot him all the way up to #14. He holds the record for the fastest time anyone’s ever made it onto the leaderboard.

RYU: This guy’s got the record…!?

KiKi: I do, but please don’t feel obligated to treat me with excessive formality because of it. I am often considered a host to idolise, but I’m only approaching this job the way I feel is best for me.

RYU: Y-Yeah, alright then…

(I never would’ve guessed this guy was on the leaderboard. He’s so well-mannered that he doesn’t stand out the way you’d expect a top host to.)

(Hosts really come in all shapes and sizes…)

KiKi: Generally, new hosts that haven’t been requested by a customer are allocated one of two jobs: washing dishes, or backup duty.

RYU: I know what dish washing is, but uh…what’s backup duty?

KiKi: Providing support to hosts with beckoning customers. 

Alongside serving drinks and keeping the conversation flowing, this also includes the critical task of keeping a princess company when her host leaves the table to attend to another customer requesting his attention.

RYU: Uh-huh.

(It sounds like backup duty is gonna be better for me than washing dishes…it might give me a shot at getting someone to switch their main to me.)

KiKi: Stealing princesses from other hosts is considered treachery—It is highly looked down upon.

🐰 Treachery: An act that is forbidden in the hosting business.

RYU: HH!?

KiKi: Getting yourself assigned to backup duty is not easy either.

Club NETHER operates on a team system that ensures backup is rotated within a group of hosts. This means that an individual host cannot assign themselves to a table at will.

🐰Team system: A business model in which popular hosts have multiple trainees at their disposal.

Take our #2, Director Nyúl for example. His team has 20 hosts at his disposal, making it the most popular group with half of our staff training beneath him.

On the other hand, #1 Utaro-sama’s eccentric personality means that he does not maintain team members for very long.

RYU: And which group are you in, KiKi?

KiKi: I am an independent newcomer, but I would recommend joining a team for new hosts that are looking for steady business.

On occasions when a duchess accompanies a princess visiting her main, you’ll have the opportunity to become the newcomer’s favoured host.

🐰Duchess: A new princess brought along by a friend.

RYU: So Nyúl and Utaro are my two options, huh…? Weren’t they ones acting like freaks for money last night?

KiKi: Nyúl-sama's unmatched sex-appeal and enthralling sadistic techniques make him appeal largely to maturer princesses. 

He has multiple wealthy VIPrincesses that seek out his company, so his methods have proven to be solid. 

🐰 VIPrincess: An invaluable princess that wants to be pampered with a lot of love.

RYU: Yeah right. I bet that scumbag is doing a whole lotta favours to get his sales that high.

🐰 Favours: Inappropriate relations with the customer.

KiKi: I cannot dispel your suspicions, but I’d like to note that Mr. Lu frequently reminds us of how favours reduce the value of a host. Personally, I believe the gossip about him to be untrue.

Of all the rumours surrounding Nyúl-sama, I find the talk of our competitor, RIDE ON, offering him a role at their establishment to be far more interesting.

RYU: (...That’s the place run by that ‘celebrity host talent’ RENGA guy ...whatever that means. So hosts can be snatched up by other clubs then?)

(There’s one more thing I’ve gotta ask…)

Utaro is the guy that eats carrots like a sicko, right? What’s someone like him doing at #1?

KiKi: Along with his unreplicable and unique charm, Utaro-sama stands out from the crowd with his exceptional use of social media.

That isn't to say that he spares any effort in his customer service, of course. In fact, his ability to utterly transfix new customers has earned him the nickname “Debutante Devourer”.

RYU: Even his nickname is disgusting.

KiKi: The princesses he ‘devours’ during their debutante visit act as fuel for him to grow even larger, allowing him to narrowly surpass Nyúl-sama and claim his spot as #1.

🐰 Debutante visit: A more relaxed experience offered to princesses on their first time at a club.

Next month he is going to be promoted to an ambassador, and will be placed in charge of our new location opening this coming summer.

🐰 Ambassador: The host that acts as the face of the club.

RYU: Ha, never in a million years would I’ve guessed those guys had so much power…

So, what about yourself? Why’re you working here?

KiKi: Mr. Lu took me under his protection after I was separated from my master and became adrift.

I am contributing to the club's income as a means of repaying his charity.

RYU: Uh-huh…

KiKi: And your story, RYU-sama…?

Nyúl: Oh, here’s where you’ve been hiding.

KiKi: Nyúl-sama. How may we help you?

Nyúl: I thought I’d give the new bunny a chance to go and play. This way, RYU, come join the backup at my table.

RYU: …Uh?

Nyúl: Madam, might you be wearing a new shade of red tonight? This hue, it reminds me of the type of carrots that I adore the most.

Classy Madam: Oh you! You’re such a charmer tonight, Nyúl!

Nyúl: How can I help myself when you try so hard to seduce me with those tricks of yours? Would you like me to illustrate your hidden desires on your behalf?

Classy Madam: My!! You’re too much!!!!

Smooth-Talking Host: If you were a carrot, you’d definitely be a baby one, ma’am! Right, RYU?

RYU: Ah, hahaha…you said it.

Classy Madam: …I don’t believe I’ve seen this boy before?

Nyúl: This is RYU, one of our new novices. Today marks his first day at work, and his very first time performing backup for another host ♪

Say, madam…won’t you lend me your ears?

Classy Madam: Ohohoho! Gladly!

Nyúl: 〰〰〰....Fetch us a case of canned carrot juice. Be quick with it, won’t you?

Supervisor: Yes, sir!

RYU: A case…?

Supervisor: Here you are, ma’am.

RYU: J-Jesus, how many is that…!?

Nyúl: A case—24 cans of carrot juice. My princess has kindly gifted it to you to celebrate such a special day.

Classy Madam: RYU, wasn’t it? Don’t be shy, I want to see you drink all 24.

RYU: I…

Classy Madam: Once you’ve finished them all, I’ll reward you with an SC that I’ll have your little mouth eat the direct-C way!

🥕 SC: Signature carrot. An individual host’s favourite carrot.

Nyúl: Here's to RYU’s very first night.

RYU: (...I’ve gotta do it. Finishing this means making money!!)

Thank you, ma’am…!!

RYU: *BLUUURRGHHHHー*

KiKi: Are you alright, RYU-sama?

RYU: Huff, huff…I think I just threw up my entire stomach…

KiKi: This is Uhta’s Isan, a stomach medicine. It’s a necessity in an industry like this, so I recommend you begin keeping some in your locker tomorrow.

RYU: Thanks…that’s good to know. You really are the only sane one around here, KiKi… 

Fuck, that pisses me off though…! I barely drank anything and it still felt like I walked through hell. At least the 2k I earned makes up for it a little…

Nyúl: —Fufu, naive, aren’t you?

RYU: !! Nyúl, you bastard! You’ve got some guts showing your face…!

Nyúl: You’ve made such an innocent mistake, but I’ll set the record straight for you.

The sales made by a table’s backup team goes straight to the main host—to me.

RYU: ……..it…what?

Y-You’re fucking with me…right? There’s no way I drank all that for free!?

Nyúl: Ahh, I knew that expression of yours wouldn’t disappoint.

RYU: Give me a fucking break, would you!! What the hell is your problem!?

Nyúl: You’re from the underground fighting ring, no?

RYU: …!

…Where’d you hear that.

Nyúl: Stray Bunny, they call you. The sight of your broken face after being battered in the ring is famous for screaming to the hearts of the sadists in the audience. You have quite the fan club, you know—myself included.

RYU: I’m never giving anyone the chance to see me like that again.

In fact, how ‘bout I make tears run down your face instead…

Ghg–!!

KiKi: …Come with me, RYU-sama.

Nyúl: Kuku…!

RYU: ~~~~~~~~~!!!!

Nyúl: That boy is just as riveting as I hoped he’d be. RYU…I can barely wait for the day when I can break you with my own hands.

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Ty Betteridge (WOE.BEGONE) (Boba Count: 2):

Ty fucking Betteridge. He’s weird. He’s silly. His love language is unethical time travel experimentation. One of him’s a cowboy-in-training, and another is stealing his coworker-slash-subordinate’s lunch to feed a sad cowbaby for nefarious purposes. He’s used time travel to get multiple phds. His middle name is (allegedly) “Careful”. And, perhaps most relatable to this website, he’s obsessed with Just Some Guy <3

Malachi Tessera (ROGUEMAKER) (Boba Count: 3):

A sweet and considerate guy, best friends with a dubiously-sentient AI, actually passionate about his space flight attendant customer service job… also semi-canonically a bear, and has the loveliest crackly voice (same VA as Peter Lukas from TMA, if that helps). I love him very much

Art of Malachi Tessera by Mallow.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Ty Betteridge (WOE.BEGONE):

He's an unethical time travel scientist who homoerotically tortures the protagonist! What's not to love.

#TY FUCKING BETTERIDGE SWEEP

#he's so funny and horrible and i want to punch him in his stupid face sometimes #but he is undeniably sexy

#love this weirdo

He has a big weakness for cowboys, so when the protagonist shows up as one he struggles (and fails) not to fall in love with him

One version of Ty ran away to Texas to be a cowboy and he has the cutest British cowboy accent ever <3

He occasionally does Tim Curry impressions

One of his torture methods is making the protagonist listen to Arctic Monkeys

He likes to send cute animal pictures to people after he's cut their fingers off

He pretends to get along with his time travel clones well but they fight all the time and talk shit about each other behind their backs

He is so obsessed with the protagonist and his friends that he literally put them into a glass dome to "protect them" but then kept coming over to hang out and have snowball fights

#oh come on #he color coded himself and not allowed to communicate with building full of his #doubles #(they all live together and do horrible science in same building) #if you vote ty you’ll get felix for free

Malachi Tessera (ROGUEMAKER):

#WHOOOO NOMINATED MY BOY MALACHI I AM SCREAMING #also i did not put in a line where a character literally calls him a bear for someone to call it “semi-canon” #... okay maybe he said “teddy bear” but still #and mayhaps we never mentioned him being hairy but fuck it #I'm word-of-god-ing it that man is canonically a bear #“but rook you aren't the writer you can't do that” #i don't give a fuck it is 5am and i am proclaiming that he is FAT and HAIRY and SEXY AS FUCK #i feel like Emma and Alasdair would back me up on this#(seriously though he is at least canonically fat that much is certain) #(alasdair wanted to include it and emma and i were like “hell yeah”) #ik he has no chance of winning bc very few people have even heard of us but#please vote for Malachi he is so so sexy i prommy

#vote for malachai he is kind and caring #and also is a bear #also listen to roguemaker if you havent its fantastic and the music slaps

[eaglesnick]

“You know you’re priced right when your customers complain—but buy anyway.” — John Harrison

Dynamic pricing is not new but it has not been widespread up until recently.

We all know about train fares being more expensive during peak times and parents know that holidays cost more during school breaks than at any other time of the year. Airline tickets are subject to dynamic pricing and there was a trend towards off-peak electricity tariffs at one time. This summer we saw tickets for Oasis concerts subject to dynamic pricing, resulting in massive spikes in the cost of a ticket.

Dynamic pricing is when a company changes their pricing to match demand and supply. Hence train journeys are more expensive during the rush hour than in the middle of the day when demand is lower. Holidays are more expensive during school breaks because demand is higher from families with children.

Few of us like this traditional method of dynamic pricing but we have accepted it as part of our way of life. The old fashioned dynamic pricing model was fairly unsophisticated and based on the time of day in the case of rail and airline tickets and specific weeks and months of the year in the case of holidays.

This is no longer the case. Artificial Intelligence allows companies to literally change prices in line with changes in demand every second if they so want. Some of the companies using AI to set prices are Amazon, Uber, Airbnb, Tesco, Ocado and Sky. Amazon is said to reset prices every ten minutes.

The days of “fixed pricing" are fast disappearing. Long gone are the days when a company added up all of its production costs to work out the cost per unit and then added a little bit more in order to make a profit. This was basically what is known as the objective or labour theory of value. This has been supplanted by the "subjective theory of value" (STV).

According to the subjective theory of value a products worth (price) is not determined by how much it costs to produce but by how much people are willing to pay for that good at any given moment. At its worst this means that ALL goods and services should be sold for maximum monetary return regardless of the cost of production. No wonder supporters of neo-liberal economics favour STV.

At one level this doesn’t really matter. Oasis concert tickets may have doubled in original price due to dynamic pricing but not being able to afford a concert ticket is not a matter of life or death. It is however, symptomatic of a growing social problem.

The assumption of neo-liberal economists and their support of STV pricing is that individual choice is paramount in all economic transactions. For the neo-liberal societal values do not exist, there is only individual choice. Mrs Thatcher, the woman who championed neo-liberal economics in the UK, famously said: “There’s no such thing as society”. Many Tory's still believe this to be true but they are demonstratively mistaken.

During Covid we all stood at our doors every Thursday night clapping and banging pots to applaud the bravery of our dedicated health professionals. Yes, we did this as individuals but also as a society. When the England football team were progressing through the stages of the European cup we watched each game as individuals but also as a nation. The same is true of the recent Olympic and Paralympic games.

Ironically, some of our most ardent neo-liberal Tory MP’s have been recently admonishing us for not being proud of our English identity. Robert Jenrick, a contender for the leadership of the Conservative Party said yesterday that English identity had “started to fray” due to mass immigration and public institutions “dismissing our history”.

Sorry, the neo-liberals cannot have it both ways. Either there is an entity called English society, with its own history and set of values, or we are just individuals all acting according to our own individual needs. The fact that latter view is obviously mistaken does not deter the advocates of dynamic pricing. For them the goal is maximisation of profit regardless of social cost.

A thousand reasons why dynamic pricing is good for the consumer will be rolled out as more and more companies adopt this system of pricing, but the bottom line will always be making more profit. And in a system where pricing is determined by what price the individual is willing to pay rather than the actual cost of production, in the end it is only the rich who benefit.

South West Water has recently introduced the cruder form of dynamic pricing to their customers. They will be charging more for water use in summer than in winter. Consumers were given no choice about this and they have yet to be told what the charges will be. This “trial" will last for 2 years.

This is the spin:

“These pioneering trials are designed to make sure that water bills are fairer and more reflective of individual consumption patterns and are part of our wider commitment to making customer-first decisions in everything we do.” (CornwallLive:19/09/24)

Note the emphasis on “individual consumption". To my mind water is a public good, a societal necessity. As such I want to see pricing evened out over the whole community. Under dynamic pricing  the rich can consume as much water as they like because they can afford to pay, while the poorer members of society will have to suddenly become use conscious. While the rich fill their swimming pools and have the lawn sprinklers on day and night, the poor will have to think twice about how often the toilet is flushed, how often the washing machine is used and can they afford to shower everyday. The poor pensioner will be calculating whether or not they have enough money to water their beloved garden.

Ok, my pensioner being unable to afford to water the garden is a hypothetical scenario. The cost of music venue tickets isn’t, neither are the prices you pay for an Uber, a holiday let from Airbnb, the food you buy from Tesco or Ocado. Even the price of a pint is now affected by dynamic pricing.

“A campaign group representing pubgoers has criticised the move by Stonegate, Britain’s largest pub company, to raise the price of pints during its busiest trading hours in some of its venues by 20p..."  Financial Times: 12/09/24)

If the price of a British pint of beer is now subject to dynamic pricing then nothing is sacred!

More seriously, when the market economy becomes the market society, when those in power promote the value of maximising profit for the few at the expense of the happiness and well being of the many, then, as a society, we lose all sense of humanity, morality and common decency.

There has been much theoretical discussion of late about the threat of Artificial Intelligence to humanity. I would argue that maybe we should be more concerned about those  humans using AI to enrich themselves at the expense of the rest of us.

[subway-boss-jericho]

(Hammer anon) 

Hi =] 

It's worth mentioning that the twins did have a pretty solid understanding of what they were signing up for

That good to know! I think I’m just very used to arceus offering people a deal and then Not Explaining the Consequences (very… fae coded I suppose lol). It’s very sweet that despite all this they still agreed. Ingo wants to help people!! Of course he does. Every time I look into their in game quotes I’m always taken aback at how supportive and kind they both are. Like. Ingo is Nothing but encouraging and so so happy to see people succeed and grow. It makes sense that that sort of care would carry over to protecting the people he cares about (and even those he might not know!). Emmet is very similar- while he may be more to the point and use less words, he’s still super encouraging and kind! Even when he wins he still encourages you to come back and try again and again- he loves winning more than anything but even when he loses he’s still super happy! 

I think that’s sort of character for them has faded in and out over time, and it’s super nice to see it. In the end, both the twins are fundamentally kind people that want others to grow. 

… I forgot where I was going with that! Something something you are doing a fantastic job representing that with this story and how they act/ the decisions they make.

he has to made more of an effort to be kind and understanding and patient and gracious than he fucking wants to.

Customer service attitude sneaks up on him even without running a subway /silly 

There is. So much here I could gush over (how much emmet cares for ingo, how much he respects his brother and his want for others to understand and acknowledge him as well)  but the. They love encourager so much and want to help each other and although they struggle to find ways to do so, and cannot use the methods they used to, they still find ways to support and help each other though this. They still have eachother’s backs no matter what- even after such a huge shift in tracks. 

There is something verrry sweet about that. (A real “would you love me if I was a worm over 120 ft mechanical bearing bond comprehension / a magical mechanic that can make metal float?”) 

It’s funny to imagine Emmet being at the end of his rope talking with someone, and ingo just. Walking up to them and the other person hurrying away. (Well. It’s funny if you don’t think about it to much) 

That trust IS earned, that kindness is repaid.

I have many thoughts of the twins being kind no matter what. Even with nearly every odd turned against them and forever changed, they are kind. And, eventually, that kindness is returned. Love that message- it’s a hard one to internalize but it’s so worth spreading. 

… you are giving me fic ideas. (Not necessarily related to this au but)

No one else has heard him speak since the change, but Emmet listens, and Emmet is thrilled at every opportunity he has to hear him.

( ╥ ᴗ ╥)

I swear I had more to say here. This is just very sweet and I want to gesture at it with strong emotion (love listening to people talk. It’s so nice to hear them just speak. I’m sure for emmet and ingo it’s. So much.) 

they'd also be able to train and grow and continue to push eachother to greater heights, even if one of them is warden and the other isn't.

“You grow stronger by matching yourself against a strong opponent. Please do your best and run toward the destination, an even higher state."

“Winning against us is a milestone in your life. You can rack up more and more. Please move on toward an even greater goal!"

 “it was very fun! You want to win, and I don't want to lose. That's real. When we clash in battles, I feel very excited!"

“We won, but I am not really satisfied. I can tell that you won't give up. Because you will be much, much stronger. That's why we are waiting for you to come back!"

Yeah I think so too. 

I can just imagine how they would encourage each other to keep getting stronger- even when far away from one another. Better combinations! New strategies! Just for the next time the other visits. 

no special interest in trains (yet,)

I know the focus had been mostly on the getting used to everything in huisi but I would Love to hear about adventures in the future. I will. Ask specific questions in another ask! But feel free to ramble about anything so I can ping some ideas around =] 

Emmet can solve nearly every problem… monster or a tragedy or a weapon.

Not quoting that entires sections here as it’s rather long- but ough. I Know I keep going back to “the relationship they have is so sweet” but you are Killing me here. Emmet knowing he can take care of ingo… finding his new form buetiful thanks to the gifts he was given… being there and letting his brother rapid fire informations and rambles and thoughts… ingo being able to make his brother feel safe, being able to feel and sense him in ways that he never had before…

Seeing the other hurting and wishing with all their heart to comfort the other. Just doing their best to make sure the other knows that they are there for them, no matter what. 

they made me realize I have autism.

Yeah. Yup. I have the braking suspicion that a Lot of people had that realization (I! Also had that realization.) 

Ingo does mention that he thinks he recalls him and emmet used to “battle and discuss Pokémon, I think” so it makes sense they would do the same here! Even if ingo himself is the “Pokemon” lol. 

The most successful way Ingo finds to help Emmet sleep is actually by giving him his own room aboard.

https://imgur.com/a/7wKhc3Q

(This is a link to a drawing- You can totally post it on your answer tho!) 

Just a sketch- fighting the combination of executive distinction + other ideas in my head + wanting to keep some of the other stuff a surprise 

I know! I skipped a lot of details (trust me I am chewing on All of them- I just may not have known what to add / not had anything to comment about it) but man I. Am shaking this around like a chew toy. 

Hiii :DD Hi welcome back!

I think I’m just very used to arceus offering people a deal and then Not Explaining the Consequences

Mhhhhm. That's a common fandom trope, and one that I'm frankly not very fond of. I have a lot of thoughts and opinions about how Arceus is handled in fandom and I don't want to get into all of them right now, but broadly in all my AUs where Arceus is involved, I try to write it sort of like a benign background grand master. It orchestrates these events and conclusions, but tries to avoid getting directly involved where possible. In my AUs, Arceus is actively avoiding being malicious whenever it is present and everything is done for a reason.

So in the case of Mecha AU, where it is directly getting involved in a drastic way, I want to actually give it a chance to have a character in the story than just being a 'deus ex machina.' (HAH. double pun) Most of that is through nuance, which is why I've been quick clarify that Ingo and Emmet knew what would happen and why I made Arceus' blessing so specific. It comes back as an key character later in their story, although that's a tale for a different time. Mainly, it's just really important to me that Arceus actually gets to Be a character instead of a plot point. It has motivations, goals, and a personality.

Every time I look into their in game quotes I’m always taken aback at how supportive and kind they both are. [...] Something something you are doing a fantastic job representing that with this story and how they act/ the decisions they make.

🥺 That actually means more than I can say. I've noticed that this particular trait does often get either overlooked (especially in?? Emmet's case??? for some reason??) or otherwise written in a way that doesn't quite feel right to me. I'm glad that this specific trait comes across in my work because i care about it a lot and it's the thing I focus on most when attempting to create anything about the twins.

I don't feel like I get it right all the time either, to be honest, but I do try my best. The way they're written canonically is so compelling to me but gamefreak please..... they have so few lines.... there is so little to work with. God knows I'm going to stretch it as far as I can but pokemon is just kind of Like This (vague gestures towards stories with a young target audience and casts way too large to thoroughly develop each arbitrary character)

In the end, both the twins are fundamentally kind people that want others to grow. 

(To summarize: This ^)

[Jericho-Typical ramble below:]

Customer service attitude sneaks up on him even without running a subway /silly 

It does!!!! It does and he HATES it!!! I think they should be nice to him and give him a break. I also think Emmet should get to go to a rage room as a treat.

They still have eachother’s backs no matter what- even after such a huge shift in tracks. [...] There is something verrry sweet about that.

THEY DO!!! THEY DO and it's SO important to me.

They would still love eachother if the other was a wurmple. If Emmet was a wurmple he could live in Ingo's lungs with the rest of the wild wurmple colony (JOKE) (But not entirely. because. Ingo does have a couple of stowaway bugs in his vents now and then. He's so big that if he sits very, very, very still, they'll climb on him like he's any other mountain or building. Emmet keeps having to remove them from the premises so their webs and nests don't block the airways, but Ingo keeps letting them back in when Emmet isn't looking) <- He can get away with this because bug types are known to have fewer brain cells (intensely affectionate) so they don't immediately clock him as giant living threat

[Doodle from a few years ago]

It’s funny to imagine Emmet being at the end of his rope talking with someone, and ingo just. Walking up to them and the other person hurrying away. (Well. It’s funny if you don’t think about it to much) 

Actually, since Emmet tends to stay nearby him and Ingo can reach very far, MY funny visual is Emmet just. TOTALLY pissed at somebody. and Ingo reaches over with his claw to drag Emmet away by the collar of his coat. This is not realistic. He probably just lets Emmet climb onto the inside edge of his claw and carries him off, but the first option is a lot funnier to imagine.

I have many thoughts of the twins being kind no matter what. Even with nearly every odd turned against them and forever changed, they are kind. And, eventually, that kindness is returned. Love that message- it’s a hard one to internalize but it’s so worth spreading. 

I feel a sappy kind of complicated feeling that I'm not quite sure how to put into words other than, y eah 🥺

The one thing that has never failed me is being kind. If nothing else succeeds, I am a firm believer that being kind cannot be completely overlooked, even in the face of fear, uncertainty, and anger. Kindness heals a lot more than people realize, even if you're directing it at other people. So, in stories I write, I also find it hard to write characters who are genuinely kind and caring in conflict with the people around them ksjdhgsg Call it a flaw, it probably is one, but man im a sap for kindness as a universal mediator.

… you are giving me fic ideas. (Not necessarily related to this au but)

:D!!! I'm thrilled to hear it!! If you ever write anything do let me know!! I love when my work can inspire other people to create things of their own, genuinely makes me so happy.

( ╥ ᴗ ╥) love listening to people talk. It’s so nice to hear them just speak. I’m sure for emmet and ingo it’s. So much.

I didn't have a lot specific to add to this but it reminded me of one of the first drawings I did of the Engineer and Mecha Ingo (This is from 2022) and I guess today is art day because I really wanna share some of the doodles I've made over the years of these two

Emmet IS in this drawing he's just very very small.

This makes me want to draw something new between the two of them. A quiet conversation or something with Ingo talking while Emmet listens. I'm not sure if/when I'll have time but it would be really nice 🥺

I know the focus had been mostly on the getting used to everything in huisi but I would Love to hear about adventures in the future. I will. Ask specific questions in another ask! But feel free to ramble about anything so I can ping some ideas around =] 

Ohhhhohohohh......... This is not a good topic to let me ramble about anything. We've been mostly talking about Hisui so far, but the majority of my time with this AU until the last year or so was spent hyperfixated on Post-Hisui. I would say that just as much of the story takes place after Hisui as it does in Hisui, and I think the most important note about their "adventures in the future" is that, getting to that future is the hard part.

The Engineer, as previously mentioned in the main masterlist, falls into a coma not long after Ingo sinks into the ocean. Ingo... Does not. or, not right away. Emmet's sleep is very... different. And specific. It's unnatural. Forced. And, if you'll recall from that same initial post, Emmet will not die as long as Ingo is still alive. He's functionally immortal.

But that means that Ingo is still there, at the bottom of the ocean. He has internal oxygen stores. He has onboard water and power. He doesn't need to "eat food," necessarily. He can last for a long time without any external help, in large part because he can't move. (Half buried in the sand, the weight of the ocean is too great.) He's not using up the normally vast amount of energy he requires to function.

And he waits. and waits... and... ...The worst part is, Ingo doesn't have any point of reference for what is going on outside. He doesn't know what the people of Hisui are doing, he doesn't know where Emmet is. He doesn't know that Emmet falls into an unshakeable sleep right on cue alongside his own internal systems shifting to a power-saving hibernation.

Ingo is alone under the water for a very, very long time.

That's all I'll say for now. I'm very ill about it and I don't want to ramble too long when you've mentioned sending a different ask about it another time. Ingo's time under the ocean is, a lot, and none of it is happy.

Seeing the other hurting and wishing with all their heart to comfort the other. Just doing their best to make sure the other knows that they are there for them, no matter what. 

No matter what happens now or in the future, this is what their relationship is based on. As much as that love and care is the thing that fuels them, it's also one of the things that hurts the most. They care SO much, more than anything, yet sometimes they care so much that it aches. their whole story is like this unfortunately and I uhhmmm,,,,,,, i havent found a way to, fix that. so I'm working on that part.

I can't quote that whole section either because it really is so much, but I keep rereading it too. It does give a very good perspective into how both of them feel and the experiences they're having. In a way, I think it does a better job than most of my other explanations.

[The most successful way Ingo finds to help Emmet sleep is actually by giving him his own room aboard.] https://imgur.com/a/7wKhc3Q This is a link to a drawing- You can totally post it on your answer tho!

[Drawn by Hammer Anon]

DUUUUUDE!!!! THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSHHH 😭😭🥺 I've been staring at this all evening. This is so lovely and sweet and peaceful... I especially love how you've personalized Emmet's space here. He looks so comfortable in the hammock

The way you've drawn his core is extremely fascinating to me but does make sense based on my extremely limited description. Mentally noting this down for later I didn't give a good description of Ingo's core, but this is what it was ""supposed"" to look like:

I put ""supposed"" in quotations because while this was my first idea from years ago, it also feels extremely lackluster, so I've been wanting to redesign completely it for a while. But also holy shit please if anyone knows what that ^ shape is called I spent SO long trying to look it up with no results and I really don't want to just call it the Fruit Gusher Shape because surely there's an actual word for this kind of twelve sided shape (ignoring the bottom side-view drawing don't worry about that one)

Anyway

The funny thing is, I HAVE tried to draw Emmet's room several times, but your sketch is actually closer to how it looks in my head than any of the drawings I've made. This is because. All fictional locations in my brain operate on dream logic and generally have incomprehensible non-Euclidian structures. So genuinely this is exactly how I envision it when I talk about it.

The room is rectangular (longer than it is wide) in my head but this ^ was for a school project with specific requirements. Again, really don't like how Ingo's core looks here so I'm thinking of redoing it entirely/almost entirely. I like the closer/more cramped/more homey vibe of the sketch more than the digital one.

The way you drew it actually makes me really happy, and I'm thinking maybe I should push aside how I think it's "supposed" to look in order to actually mess around with how it Really looks in my head. You got the computer terminal basically perfect, and I love the addition of the pearl clan banner + the little gliscor plush/toy. Super lovely 🥺

I know! I skipped a lot of details (trust me I am chewing on All of them- I just may not have known what to add / not had anything to comment about it) but man I. Am shaking this around like a chew toy. 

All good! 🤝 I definitely do the same when I'm not sure what to add. Rest assured I have been regularly coming back just to reread everything and hrhghthhh. Yeah. Good. I fully understand. I wouldn't call your ask chew toys because those aren't my thing but like, if AUs are songs then your asks are like the Audio Visualizers that play in my brain whenever I think about them. Does that comparison make any sense? Maybe not. Point being: metaphor for a sensory stimuli I like

Mecha AU Masterlist

[lackuraphi]

GIft Train au)Page. 5 Boss Delivery Service

Ingo's unpleasant delivery

(⚠️Caution⚠️)

I used a translator

This is the Fan fiction

It’s different from the original

It’s unrealistic

Content Warning:violent, offensive words

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In one of the packing rooms that seemed relatively deserted among the several packing rooms lined up on both sides, Nate was being taught how to wrap a gift by a worker.

"All the parcels received here have a set size, so you can cut the packaging paper with a paper cutter and package it according to the size chart attached to the table. And you can also cut the ribbon according to the size chart." "Is the package size measured using the tape measure placed here?" "Yes! That's right!"​

Then a pre-wrapped package arrived in front of Nate.

"Hmm? This sent here already gift-wrapped" "Write the address on the tag as written on the sticky note attached to the gift and attach it to the ribbon." "Wow, this is simpler" "Right? Ahh~ I wish only these types of packages were sent~ But they are really just packages that come once in a while…"

This time, Nate received a package with a blue stamp on it. The stamp on the package was the same shape as the one neatly stamped on the black wax on the envelope that Nate had received yesterday. In other words, it was the logo of Gear Station.

"Hmm? This box has a blue stamp on it."

And that meant that the package had applied for the 'Boss Delivery Service'

​"Oh This means that this is a package that has applied for the 'Boss Delivery Service', where Boss Ingo personally delivers the gift like a Delivery Worker. And it's a paid extra option that pays a little more." "Boss Delivery Service? Ah! I've received that service before too! That was probably my birthday."

At that moment, Dewott, which was in the Poke ball, suddenly popped out.

"Dew! Dew-ott!" "Huh?! Dewott?! Why did you suddenly come out?" "Dew!" "I think your Dewott has something to say" "something to say..? Ah! And that day was the day Dewott and I first met. Also, at that time it was Oshawott, not Dewott." "Dew~!" "Really? That must be a really meaningful memory for you guys!" 'Besides, both Boss Ingo and Boss Emmet delivered at that time…'

​As Nate recalled his first meeting with Dewott, who was Oshawott, his expression darkened a little more than before as he also remembered Ingo and Emmet giving him a Pretty wrapped small gift box containing Oshawott's Poke ball.

"Umm.. Are you okay? Your expression suddenly got worse." "Dew…"

When Worker and Dewott were worried about Nate, Nate said he was fine and quickly put his Dewott in a Poke ball, then quickly changed the subject to the original topic of conversation, which was about the packaging method.

"M..Me? Yes! I'm okay..! Dewott, come back now" "Well… I see…" "By the way If we wrap it in packaging paper, we can't tell the difference, so what do we do?"

​The worker gave Nate a tag and said,

"If you stamp the same pattern on this tag, Boss Ingo will see the tag with that stamp and go deliver it. And if it says Boss Delivery Service on the sticky note attached to the gift-wrapped package, then you also attach a tag with a stamp on it." "I see" "Now I think the explanation is almost finished, so let's practice now." "Yup!"

Nate started wrapping the gifts as instructed by the Worker.

At one of the delivery stations, Ingo got off the train carrying two gift boxes wrapped in Marill patterned sky blue wrapping paper and tied with a yellow ribbon.

"This time, I will also depart to deliver the gift."

​He was going to the house of a customer who had applied for the 'Boss Delivery Service', and Ingo, who followed the address written on the tag attached to the ribbon, arrived at a pretty nice apartment similar to the house he lived in in Nimbasa City.

'It's a pretty nice apartment, just like the one I live in. By the way, have I been back home in the past few years..? …Let's stop thinking useless thoughts and go deliver it quickly.'

However, when Ingo tried to enter the apartment, the security guard at the entrance called Ingo and handed him a folder with papers and a pen.

"Hey! Excuse me, sir!" "Did you call me?" "Outsiders must fill out this visitor form before visiting!" "Is that so? Okay, sir."

Ingo took a short breath, then filled out the visitor form the security guard gave him while holding the gift boxes in one hand (It was a method of writing down the date, time, and purpose of visit.) and handed the file back to the security guard.

'It seems that security here is stricter than it looks. By the way, this is not the time for me to be wasting my time here…' "Haa.. here it is."

However, the guard who saw what Ingo wrote did not let Ingo in and still did not trust Ingo.

"A gift delivery…? Hmm… It doesn't look like that at all… Are you sure?"

Ingo took another short breath and showed the security guard the gift boxes he was holding in one hand. ​ "Ha… Look at these gift boxes I brought. Do you still not trust me?" "Hmmm……."

Still, the guard still didn't trust Ingo.

​'There's no way a person wearing black clothes from head to toe and having such a cold expression could be Delivery man..! Yes! That's right! There is no such delivery man!'

The guard couldn't trust Ingo based solely on his appearance.

'It seems like he has no intention of letting me in…'

Ingo, who was used to this kind of reaction, took a deep breath and handed his business card to the security guard who still didn't trust him.

"Haa….. Here is my business card."​

The security guard who received Ingo's business card only then let Ingo in.

"Gear Station Gift Train Service, Boss Ingo…?" "Yes I am. I am the Boss Ingo." "Hmm.. You look a lot different than I thought you would, but I'll let you in anyway." "…..thank you." "Ah, And you need to smile a little If you always have that cold, expressionless face that doesn't show any warmth, everyone will be wary of you like I am, and no one will like you."

As Ingo was barely able to get permission to enter the apartment, the security guard told him to smile, and then he heard the 'annoying' voice of someone he didn't even want to think about in his head.

"Smile, Ingo!"

Ingo shook his head from side to side several times to quickly shake off the annoying voice, then took a deep breath as if sighing and quickly walked to the elevator.

'I've wasted a lot of time. I have to hurry and go deliver them.'

After taking the elevator and arriving at the address written on the tag with the yellow gift ribbon, Ingo rang the doorbell next to the door.

((Ding-dong~))

And the one who opened the door was a pair of little twin sisters wearing green skirts and with their hair tied to one side with a pink ribbon.

"The gift delivery has arrived." "Whoa! gift! gift! gi…" "Wow! toy! toy! toy! to…"

But the little twin sisters, who had been delighted with the gifts, burst into tears as soon as they saw Ingo, ran to their parents and hid behind them.

"Waaaaaaah!!!! Mommy!!!! Daddy!!! That man is scary!!!" "Waaaaaaah!!!! Get out Grimmsnarl! Get out!!!" "G..Grimmsnarl..? Me..?"

Ingo, who saw the children bursting into tears at the sight of him, approached them cautiously with the aim of reassuring them.

"Little ladies, please calm down. I'm not here to hurt you." "Waaaaaaah!!!!!!! Waaaaaaah!!!!!!" "Waaaaaaah!!!! Mommy!!! Daddy!!!"

However, as the children still did not stop crying, the parents of the children who were nearby and the parents' Pokémons, Nidoking and Nidoqueen, blocked Ingo's path as he approached.

"H..Hey..! You! If you come any closer, M..me and our Pokemons will attack you..!" "We don't care what happens to us, just please don't harm the children..!" "Nido..!!!" "Niii..!!!"

Ingo took a deep breath, as if he was sighing heavily just like before, and spoke calmly to his family who were wary of him.

"Haa..I apologize for the abrupt how-do-you-do before. I am the Boss Ingo. "I'm driving the Gift Train here in Unova." "Boss Ingo..?" "Yes, and according to the 'Boss Delivery Service' you requested, I, the Boss, have come to deliver the gift to you in person." "Ah..! Boss delivery service! That's what we applied for before." "Yes, that's right. That's why that person came to deliver it."

The children who were hiding behind their parents and shivering, still terrified, began to look for someone.

"Mommy! Mommy! Where is the white?" "I want a white's gifts Where is the white? Grimmsnarl man is so scary!" "Come to think of it, we know there's another boss besides you." "Oh, you're right, and his name was Emmet." "I want a gift from the white! not Grimmsnarl!" "Me too Me too! I want a gift from the white too!" 'Emmet…!'

And the someone the children were looking for was Emmet, Ingo wanted to get angry at them right away, but he couldn't get angry because they were customers who had requested the service. He felt that if he got angry here, the situation would get worse, so he gritted his teeth, suppressed his anger, and said calmly.

"…..He can't come out due to personal reasons." "What are those personal reasons?" "I can't say that." "So are you going to work alone from now on?" "Yes." "Then please get out of here now."

The children's families, who heard Ingo's explanation that Emmet was not there, refused to accept gifts from him and told him to get out.

"You don't want a gift?" "Mommy.. When’s the man leaving..?" "This man is so scary…." "I guess our kids want to receive presents from Boss Emmet, who always has a smile on his face, not from you, who looks scary…" "And we don't want to receive gifts from people like you either."

((Slam!))​

Eventually the door closed and Ingo failed to deliver the gift.

"…….."

Ingo overheard a voice coming from beyond the tightly closed door.

"Now kids, scary Grimmsnarl man is gone now~" "Wha~!!!" "Yahoo!!!"

Ingo once again held back his anger and gritted his teeth, holding the gift boxes in his hands, and walked briskly without looking back, leaving the apartment he 'never wanted to visit again'.

"Hey Mr. Ingo? How did the gift delivery…." "…………."

And then, in Ingo's head, that 'annoying' voice came again.

"Smile, Ingo!"

So Ingo's already unpleasant mood became even more unpleasant.

'This is really really annoying…!'

Ingo returned to the Gift Train he was driving and went into the tail car at the very end of the train, throwing the presents he was holding towards the far corner. And when he checked the time on his smartphone, contrary to Ingo's worries, there was still plenty of time.

'Fortunately, there is still plenty of time left.'

So Ingo decided to go to a nearby cafe and have some coffee to relax.

"Then I'll have a cup of coffee at the cafe and relax. …and I will drink a very black coffee without even a single drop of white milk..!'

Ingo, who was walking to a nearby cafe, happened to see someone running somewhere with a gift box.

"Hahaha! I don't know what this is, but I'm going to sell it for a really high price~!"

The person was a thief who ran away after stealing a gift that a delivery worker left at the doorstep while the recipient was away.

'Gift thief…!!!'

In Unova, where it is common for packages left on doorsteps to be stolen, there are also 'rude' gift thieves who steal gifts, and this has been a major headache for Ingo and the Delivery Workers since long ago.

'This is absolutely unforgivable!!!'

So Ingo ran as fast as Shiny Greninja and chased after the thief who was running away with the stolen gift.

'Huh? It looks like something is coming this way quickly'

And when the gift thief felt something running towards them at high speed, Ingo had already chased right behind the gift thief.

"H..Huh?! Who are y..kkeuk!"

As soon as the gift thief turned around after feeling Ingo's presence late, Ingo grabbed the gift thief's collar with one hand.

"P..Put me down! Put me down!!!"​

Ingo glared at the struggling gift thief with a cold look mixed with anger.

"…….." "Eek…!"

Even if Ingo had been kind before, he could not forgive a thief who stole someone else's gift, but now that Ingo's personality was twisted, and Ingo was in a very unpleasant mood, there was no longer any guarantee that the gift thief, who was treated almost on the same level as Emmet, would be safe.

So Ingo, who wanted to punish the annoying gift thief very harshly, clenched his fist so hard that it made a sound.

((rumbling rumbling))

But he couldn't do it because there were so many eyes watching him.

So Ingo could only stare at the gift thief with a very cold gaze. ​ "P..Please don't hurt me..! I'll do whatever you want! S..so please don't hurt me!"

Ingo told the gift thief, who was trembling with fear, in a cold voice to return the gift.

"Please return the gift." "Y…Yes sir..!"

The gift thief who gave Ingo a gift while trembling ran away without looking back as soon as Ingo let go of gift thief's clothes.

'I suddenly had an unexpected schedule. I should go to a cafe if I have time left after finishing this schedule.'

Ingo took the gift he had retrieved from the gift thief and walked to the delivery location where the gift had been placed.

And the moment Ingo brings the gift back to its original place, at the doorstep of a house…

"AHHH!!! THIEF!!!" "Bow wark!!!"

The Houseowner, who had left the house temporarily empty to go for a walk with Houseowner's Yamper, completely mistook Ingo for a gift thief trying to steal Houseowner's gift.

"No. I'm not a thief, I am…" "Don't lie! Anyone wearing all black and with such a cold, expressionless face is definitely a thief! Get your hands off my gift right now!" "Grrrr..! Bow wark!!!" "Just wait a minute. I'm not a thief, I am…" "I'll report you to the police!!!"

Even when Ingo tried to tell him that he was not the gift thief, Yamper continued to bark loudly at Ingo, and the houseowner called the police on houseowner's smartphone.

"Hello? Police? There's a thief in front of my house right now and trying to steal my gift…."

Ingo quickly grabbed the houseowner's smartphone, which was on the phone with the police, and hung up the call to the police.

"Ahhh! My Phone!!!" "It's nothing. I apologize for any inconvenience caused to you all."

And Ingo returned the smartphone to the houseowner (To be exact, it was the Houseowner who intercepted it again)

"You bad thief! Give me back my phone right now!" "Here it is. I apologize for taking your phone without permission…Ugh!" "Give me this! Oh~! My Phone~! By the way, I think I've seen you somewhere…" "…I am the Boss Ingo." "Boss Ingo? Ah~! Are you the person who was with the Man in white coat?" "…..Yes." ​ The houseowner, who had been wary of Ingo and mistaken him for a gift thief, stopped misunderstanding him as soon as he learned Ingo's true identity.

"Ahahahaha..! I mistook you for a thief! You should have said Boss Ingo sooner!" "….." 'You're so shameless, you didn't even give me a chance to speak.'

But Yamper, still wary of Ingo and growling, jumped up and bit the hem of Ingo's pitch-black coat.

"Grrrr…Bow wark!" "Yamper! Don't do it! That guy is not a thief!"

When the House Owner tried to let go of Yamper, who was biting Ingo's coat, Yamper refused to let go, so House Owner put Yamper in a Poke ball.

"Come back Yamper! Oh dear! Is your coat okay? I think my Yamper bit your coat hard…" "There are no scratches on my coat." "Phew.. That's a relief. I was worried because the coat looked expensive. By the way, if you had smiled even a little, even if it wasn't as much as the Man in white coat who was with you, Yamper would have let his guard down.."

Ingo barely managed to clear up the misunderstanding, but he didn't feel any better.

"Smile, Ingo!"

Because that annoying voice was once again heard in Ingo's head.

'Why are you ordering me around! Get out of my head right now!' ​ So Ingo's mood became even more unpleasant than before and he didn't think that drinking coffee would relieve his unpleasant mood, so he went back to his train without going to the cafe.

Returning to his gift train, Ingo kicked several times a square object covered with a black cloth in the driver’s cabin.

((Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!))

Ingo couldn't stand his anger any longer, so he kicked something to vent his anger.

((Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!))

But what was making Ingo mad now wasn't the people who were scared of him.

Ingo was already used to hearing people say that he was scary, since he was doing Boss delivery service alone, or even before that, when he was doing Boss delivery service with Emmet. And he got used to being rejected by people for deliveries, and he also got used to being misunderstood as a bad person like a thief. ​ Also, when Ingo would sometimes take over the gift reception at Gear Station remotely on behalf of the busy Elesa, it was familiar that people would not come to see him because they were scared of him.

What made Ingo so angry now was that people wanted Emmet instead of him.

'Emmet..! Emmet..! Emmet..!!! EMMET…!!!!!'

What's so good about such an annoying guy that's not me? Why do you look for such an annoying guy that's not me? What does such an annoying guy have that's better than me? Ingo felt an unpleasant feeling of being compared to Emmet.

"Smile, Ingo!"

And every time Ingo felt that way, Emmet's voice in his head, telling Ingo to smile, made Ingo feel even more upset.

((Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!…THUMP!!!))​

Anyway, Ingo kept kicking the square object until it was crumpled, but when his foot started to hurt, he frowned even more and stopped kicking. Then, Hilbert, who had just finished delivering gifts and returned to the train, happened to see Ingo like this.

"…….." "Gasp! Boss Ingo! Are you okay?!"

Ingo answered Hilbert, who was worried about him, in a soft voice, his frown fading away.

"……Yes. I'm okay now. So don't worry Hilbert." "……Yes Sir."

Then Hilbert happened to see a square object that had been crumpled by Ingo's kicking it several times.

'On my way back here I heard a loud noise and it was Boss Ingo kicking something.. Boss Ingo's personality has changed so much from before…'

And Hilbert knew what that crumpled object was.

'Hmm..? Wait No way! That crumpled object is…!'

[yagimorten]

Crypto Theft Nightmare: How Astraweb Recovered $150,000 Lost to Hackers

When David Robinson., a 58-year-old retired software consultant from Denver, Colorado, transferred his entire retirement savings $150,000 into a cryptocurrency portfolio, he believed he was securing his financial future. Instead, he walked into a digital minefield. In a single night, everything he had worked for was stolen by anonymous hackers. It was the kind of nightmare many investors fear but few believe could happen to them.

“I thought I had done everything right,” David said. “I had cold storage, I used two-factor authentication, and I only traded on what were considered reputable exchanges. But somehow, someone got in.”

The breach wasn’t just technical it was deeply personal. Decades of disciplined saving, investing, and planning had been wiped away with a few keystrokes. And in the opaque world of blockchain anonymity, there seemed to be little recourse.

A New Kind of Crime, an Old System Ill-Equipped David’s case is not isolated. According to recent figures from the Federal Trade Commission, over $1.4 billion in cryptocurrency was reported stolen in the U.S. last year alone. What’s more chilling is the vast majority of these crimes go unresolved. Law enforcement agencies, though increasingly aware of crypto fraud, are often hampered by jurisdictional boundaries, limited training in blockchain forensics, and the sheer complexity of digital asset recovery.

David contacted local police, the FBI’s Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3), and even attempted to escalate the issue through the exchange’s customer service channels. All efforts ended in frustration. “Everyone was sympathetic,” he recalled, “but no one could help. They didn’t have the tools. I felt like I was shouting into the void.”

That void, however, was about to echo back.

Astraweb: The Digital Recovery Force Behind the ScenesWith few options left, David turned to a name he had seen mentioned in niche online forums and cybersecurity discussion threads: Astraweb. A private digital asset recovery agency, Astraweb has earned a quiet but powerful reputation for solving complex crypto theft cases especially those deemed too advanced or impossible by other channels.David sent a tentative email to Astraweb@cyberdude.com, not expecting much. Within 12 hours, he received a reply. “From the first message,” he says, “I could tell they were different. They didn’t just want transaction IDs. They asked smart, precise questions. They were calm, confident, and, most importantly, they listened.”Astraweb’s team began work immediately.Digital Surveillance Meets Blockchain ForensicsWhile the average consumer may understand Bitcoin or Ethereum as abstract tokens, Astraweb views the blockchain as a massive, living map of transactions. Every move a stolen coin makes leaves a trace however faint.

Using a proprietary method called wallet triangulation, Astraweb identified the exit points the thief had used to shuffle and launder the funds. These techniques involve advanced blockchain analytics, surveillance of darknet exchange patterns, and metadata correlation to monitor crypto mixers and swap protocols often used to obscure fund movements.

According to sources familiar with Astraweb’s methods, their teams blend cybersecurity expertise with behavioral analytics to predict a thief’s next move. “It’s part code, part cat-and-mouse,” one expert commented. “But when you understand the flow of crypto like a language, the signals start to emerge.”

In David’s case, Astraweb tracked the funds as they moved through a network of wallets, some automated, others human-controlled, eventually leading to a decentralized exchange platform that allowed partial recovery. In collaboration with international legal intermediaries and with careful timing, Astraweb executed a legal intercept of the funds as they entered a liquidity pool.

The Outcome: Full Recovery, Real Relief Just 48 hours after their initial contact, Astraweb notified David that the entire $150,000 had been recovered and would be transferred back to his newly secured wallet.

Reach out to them Now If you have Related Issues Like This:

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[fanfoolishness]

Ill-fitted (The Bad Batch)

Crosshair prepares for his first mission after the fall of Kamino, but something feels wrong with his armor. ~1000 words, set during the beginning of The Solitary Clone. A study of angst, guilt, and denial (AKA the Crosshair special).

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The new armor is identical to his last set, down to every detail; the slight asymmetry in an inner seam, the pleasing snap of the cuisses joining the knee plates, the hue of the green transparisteel of the visor.  Crosshair straps his armor over his blacks, piece by piece.  Vambraces, pauldrons, cuirass, greaves.  He is methodical and careful in this, as he is everything, and slowly, finally, he begins to feel a soldier again.  

Except… the armor rubs across the shoulders, a centimeter loose.

He frowns, ducking his head, rolling his shoulders.  He shrugs experimentally, but the armor still sits wrong.  

It is a small thing.  Nearly imperceptible.  Wrecker would have never noticed the difference.  Echo would have gone back to the armor’s specs.  Tech would likely have found a clever way to alter it on the fly.  Hunter would have --

His nostrils flare, lips narrowing.  Crosshair shakes his head, face twisting into a grimace.

He must have put it on slightly crooked.  The armor is exactly the same make and design as before.  There is no reason it would have changed.  He stands up straighter, jutting his chin out, tugging at the plate around his neck.

Still loose.

Perhaps it’s not the armor.  Perhaps it’s him.

The hunger gnaws at him, a raw pithing agony --

He tries pacing the platform to distract himself, but it’s getting harder and harder.  He’s so tired now, and the platform pitches and bucks around him, spinning dizzily in the Kaminoan downpour --

He holds out a weak hand to the ship in the distance, and through his haze he can see every tendon mapped, the sharp jutting of the knuckles, the sickly translucence of the skin --

Crosshair swallows.  Medical cleared me.  He’s fine.  They told him he was fine.

He decides to ignore the loose fit across the shoulders.  He will take it to the armory after this mission; he’s due to meet his new commander soon, and there is no time for something so trivial.  Rampart’s dig about his unreadiness to command again flickers in the back of his mind, but he ignores that, too.  If this is what they ask of him, he is ready to comply.

He reaches for his helmet, places it squarely on his head.  His vision swims green.  The visor, perfectly narrow and rectangular, shifts his sight and trains his focus.  

But there is still no extra cutout for his right eye.  Before Kamino he had submitted four requisitions asking for an alteration to the helmet, and all had been denied.  He stifles his disappointment.  They have their reasons, he is certain.

Though Crosshair still remembers working with the Kaminoans and his squad, pooling ideas and designs for customized armor and weaponry that would make their enhancements shine.  They’d been feverish with excitement: Wrecker crowing about materials with increased durability and explosive resistance, Hunter sketching out endless designs for the knife in his gauntlet, Tech waxing rhapsodic about the helmet and goggle system he’d been dreaming of for two years.  Crosshair remembers his own requests, his voice steady and sure, filled with the proud certainty that he knew his own abilities and exactly how to boost them.  

They’d had their requests granted, every one.  When the new armor arrived they’d stayed up half the night in their barracks, gleefully trying out every modification until the regs shouted at them to keep it down.  

He reaches up and touches his left pauldron.  His gloved fingers brush over its smooth edges, perfectly alike to the right.

They have their reasons….

He picks up his rifle.  A replacement 773 Firepuncher, its balance inspired, its weight and heft as familiar as his own arm.  He should feel whole, holding it.  Restored.  Ready to be of service again at last. Yet its weight in his hand does not steady him the way he had expected.

He pushes past the feeling.  No matter; the mission calls.  Desix and his new commander await, and with them an opportunity to serve the Empire.  He opens the door to his room, ready to take it.

The hallway outside his quarters flows with regs in white and black.  They march lockstep down the corridor, their boots a steady rhythm like a heartbeat.  It irritates him, the sound unpleasant in his ears.  He follows at his own pace behind a squad of ten, keeping his gaze down on the floor, and his ill-fitting armor rubs against his neck.

The First Battle Memorial towers above him.  He spares it barely a glance, its sea of names having little to do with him, and situates himself near one end to await the meeting with his new commander.  He slips off his helmet and stands stock still, tucking the helmet beneath one arm as he rests the butt of his rifle against the floor.  

More regs hurry past him, ready to go where they’re needed.  They have their orders.  He has his --

Good soldiers follow orders.

Good soldiers follow orders.

A pressure building in his head, a voice he doesn’t recognize but knows within his bones, the order -- he was meant for this -- they all were -- why don’t they see it?  An ache, confusion, anger rising in his chest, a ringing in his head, what’s happening to him -- 

All he ever wanted was to be a good soldier --

His shoulders slump slightly.  He’d done what needed doing.  He would have done it without the chip, if they’d have asked.  He’ll prove it.  What’s loyalty, after all, without action?

You weren’t loyal to me.  

But they hadn’t seen it that way --

His chest aches, heavy beneath his ribs, and it has nothing to do with the fit of his armor.

Crosshair stands silently beneath the great memorial, the golden light softening everything in view.  The regs march on past, side by side, footsteps echoing in the vast hall.  He shifts his weight and draws himself up to his full height.

He stands alone.  The shadows pool around him, and he waits to go and keep the peace.

[dripnsquirtfl]

Revive Your Property with Drip and Squirt Pressure Washing: Professional Pressure Washer Services That Make a Difference

When it comes to maintaining the beauty and integrity of your home or business exterior, regular cleaning is not just a luxury—it’s a necessity. Dirt, grime, algae, mold, and pollutants don't just make surfaces look worn; they can also cause long-term damage. This is where Drip and Squirt Pressure Washing comes in. As a trusted name in professional pressure washer services, this business brings the power of precision cleaning to driveways, sidewalks, siding, fences, and more—restoring curb appeal and extending the life of your property.

The Science Behind Pressure Washing Before diving into what makes Drip and Squirt unique, let’s take a quick look at how pressure washer services work. Pressure washing uses high-powered jets of water to blast away buildup from various surfaces. It's far more effective than scrubbing with soap and water, and it uses significantly less water than a garden hose, making it environmentally conscious.

But pressure washing is not a one-size-fits-all solution. Different surfaces require different levels of pressure, temperatures, and cleaning agents. That’s where Drip and Squirt Pressure Washing shines—they bring the skill, experience, and equipment to handle each job with care and effectiveness.

What Sets Drip and Squirt Apart? Customer-First Mentality Drip and Squirt believes in doing more than just cleaning surfaces—they aim to build relationships. Their technicians take the time to walk clients through the process, set realistic expectations, and make sure satisfaction is guaranteed. Whether it's a small residential project or a large-scale commercial cleaning, their team treats every job with equal importance.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions In today’s environmentally conscious world, many people are hesitant to use chemical-heavy cleaning methods. Drip and Squirt Pressure Washing uses biodegradable cleaning agents that are tough on grime but safe for plants, pets, and people. They understand the importance of balancing powerful results with responsible practices.

Comprehensive Services From single-family homes to retail storefronts, no job is too big or small. Their pressure washer services include:

House and building washing

Driveway and sidewalk cleaning

Roof and gutter washing

Deck and fence restoration

Concrete and paver cleaning

Graffiti removal

Parking lot and garage cleaning

With state-of-the-art equipment and extensive training, their team can handle everything from delicate wood surfaces to hard concrete stains.

Attention to Detail Pressure washing might seem like brute force, but there’s a surprising amount of finesse involved. Too much pressure can damage wood or strip paint; too little pressure may leave mold and algae behind. The team at Drip and Squirt knows how to assess each job and adjust their methods accordingly. It’s this level of attention that earns them rave reviews and repeat customers.

Why Pressure Washer Services Matter Curb appeal isn't just about appearances—it's about protecting your investment. Regular cleaning helps:

Prevent mold and mildew damage

Increase property value

Extend the lifespan of siding, paint, and decks

Maintain safety by removing slippery substances from walkways

Improve overall hygiene around your home or workplace

By investing in professional pressure washer services, you’re not just cleaning up—you’re preserving and enhancing the quality of your property.

Serving the Community with Integrity Drip and Squirt Pressure Washing is proud to be a local business that stands behind its work. They believe in transparent pricing, punctual service, and honest communication. You won’t find hidden fees or rushed jobs—just good old-fashioned quality work done right the first time.

Their reputation is built on word of mouth, customer referrals, and consistent 5-star service. They understand that their success depends on your satisfaction, and they go above and beyond to ensure every job is completed to perfection.

Ready for a Fresh Start? Whether you’re prepping your home for sale, getting your business ready for reopening, or just tired of seeing grime-covered concrete, Drip and Squirt Pressure Washing is ready to help. Their team of friendly professionals will show up on time, work efficiently, and leave your surfaces sparkling clean.

In a world where first impressions matter, pressure washing is one of the simplest ways to make your property shine. Don’t let dirt and decay dull your exterior. Trust the pros who know how to clean with precision, care, and excellence.

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[sstechsystemofficial]

Trusted outsource software development teams - SSTech System

Outsource software development is the practice of relinquishing software-related duties to outside singularities or organizations. Outsourcing is used by firms to acquire software services and products from outside firms that do not have direct employees or employees under contract to the business entity that is outsourcing.

Infect, the outsourcing market worldwide is projected to grow by 8.28% (2025-2029) resulting in a market volume of US$812.70bn in 2029. This model is highly versatile and suits businesses of all sizes.

Start-ups often use outsourcing to develop MVPs quickly, while established companies might seek custom software development services or AI outsourcing services to address complex challenges. Outsourcing can include working with offshore development teams, global software development partners, or local experts like Australian software development experts for specific projects.

The benefits of outsourcing software development

Outsourcing has become a cornerstone for modern businesses due to its numerous advantages. Here’s a closer look at the key benefits:

1. Cost efficiency

Perhaps the biggest incentive for sourcing solutions from outsourcing service providers is the cost cutting factor. For instance, offshore software development in India provides expertise services at comparatively lower cost than that of in-house developed services in Western countries. This efficiency enable the enactments of cost savings in some other strategic sectors of the organization.

2. Access to global talent

Outsourcing can help to discover the wealth of new talents as well as the skills of professionals from other countries. No matter Whether it’s AI and machine learning integration, web application development in Australia, or outsourced healthcare software development, businesses can find experts in virtually any domain.

3. Scalability and flexibility

Outsourcing offers flexibility that is unparalleled in many organizations today. This is because; firms are able to expand and contract particular teams depending on the specific demand in projects. For example, outsourced IT solutions help business organizations prepare for different conditions while not having to employ permanent workers.

4. Faster time-to-market

With reliable software development teams in Australia or offshore development teams in India, businesses can speed up their project timelines. This helps innovations to make it through to the market early enough, which is useful for companies.

5. Focus on core activities

By delegating tasks like software maintenance and support or cloud software development in Australia to outsourcing partners, businesses can focus on their core competencies and strategic goals.

6. Reduced risk

In-house staff and trained outsourcing partners come with best practices, methods and procedures which when implemented reduce the chances of project hitch. Working with the top-rated IT outsourcing companies in Australia gives you confidence that your project is in safe hands.

Choosing the right outsourced software development partner

In the period from 2023 to 2027, the revenue of software outsourcing is forecasted to thrive at a CAGR of 7.54%. So, outsourcing partner selection is one of the most vital components since it determines the success of a given venture. Here are essential factors to consider:

1. Technical expertise

Check the partner’s competency and his knowledge of the field.  For instance, SSTech System Outsourcing offers comprehensive solutions, from AI development services in India to mobile app development outsourcing in Australia.

2. Proven track record

Look for partners with a strong portfolio and positive client testimonials. A proven track record in delivering custom software development services or managing outsourcing software development contracts is a good indicator of reliability.

3. Effective communication

Effective and open communication is extremely important if the project is to be successful. Work with people who give frequent reports and employ efficient media to overcome the differences in time areas.

4. Cultural compatibility

There has to be a cultural match or at least appreciation for each other’s customs for there to be harmony in the working relationship. As such, staffed with proficient Australia software development experts or offshore development teams, whose experience is to work on global markets can coordinate and blend well with your work culture.

5. Security and compliance

You have to make sure that your partner complies with the standards and the policies that are in the industry. This is especially substantial for all information-sensitive projects such as outsourced healthcare software development or cloud software development in Australia.

6. Scalable infrastructure

Choose a partner capable of scaling their resources and infrastructure to meet your project’s evolving needs. This is crucial for long-term collaborations, especially with global software development partners.

AI-powered tools for outsourced development teams

According to a report from the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, software development ranks among the most sought-after professions. Hence, AI is at the forefront of reshaping the outsourcing industry. Therefore, the implementation of artificial intelligence will add value to business processes, make workflow easier, and boost the results of projects. Here are some examples:

1. Automated code reviews

Tools like DeepCode and SonarQube assist outsourced teams in detecting whether errors reside in the code line or not, and whether code needs to be enriched or not. This is particularly accurate concerning AI outsourcing and in-house development industries.

2. Predictive analytics

Automated analytics tools can predict such things as the time it will take to complete the project, how much money it will cost, and what risks are possible in a software development outsourcing scenario.

3. Smart project management

Tools and platforms such as Jira and Monday.com, when empowered with AI, allow the coordination of tasks and the tracking of progress and resource allocation.

4. AI collaboration tools

Communication and collaboration with internal members and offshore software development Australia partners get facilitated through applications that include, Slack, Microsoft Teams, and zoom with integrated AI functions.

5. Natural Language Processing (NLP)

AI-powered chatbots and virtual assistants simplify communication and issue resolution, making them valuable for managing outsourced IT solutions.

Best practices for managing outsourced development teams

Outsourced teams should be mandated and coordinated following a number of recommendations to ensure the efficiency of the entirety of the outsourcing process.

Here are the best practices to ensure your project’s success:

1. Set clear objectives

Make it clear to your project team, stakeholders, and other relevant parties what the parameters of the project are, what it is that you expect out of it, and what you expect to get from it in return. This fostaines consistency between your team and the outsourcing partner to increase efficiency in service delivery.

2. Choose the right tools

Use project tracking and collaboration software approaches to track and evaluate progress and meet regular informality and collaboration targets.

3. Foster a collaborative environment

It is worthy of note that constant communication is key to ensuring that your outsourcing team is on the same page with you. Fresh produce and feedback mechanisms need to be provided in order for there to be trust as is needed in project management.

4. Draft comprehensive contracts

There should be a comprehensive outsourcing software development contract. It should address issues to do with confidentiality, ownership of ideas and concepts, plea structure and mode of handling disputes.

5. Focus on long-term relationships

Building a long-term partnership with trusted providers like SSTech System Solutions can lead to consistent quality and better project outcomes.

Conclusion

To keep up with technology, outsourcing software development offers businesses solutions and support that can enable the creation of complex solutions out of mere ideas. Outsourcing has the benefits of minute overhead cost and is also a rich source of globally talented employees, and it offers the advantage of early time to market. Whether you’re looking for mobile app development outsourcing in Australia or seeking offshore software development in India or opting for AI outsourcing services, the potential is huge.

Such companies can only benefit from opting for reliable outsourcing companies such as SSTech System Outsourcing and embracing industry best practices to promote the success of business project implementations while enhancing market relevance. As technologies like AI and cloud computing are still changing the face of the outsourcing market, software development outsourcing will still be important for any company that wants to survive in a digital world.

Take the first step today—partner with global software development partners and unlock the full potential of your ideas with the power of outsourcing.

[fideliaa]

Blueprint for Scaling Social Innovations Across Borders

1: Ideas That Spark a Global Shift

Every major movement begins with a simple idea. But for an idea to grow, it needs people, structure, and urgency.

Think about what happens when access to educational technology reaches underserved communities. A rural classroom gets access to digital lessons. A student in a conflict zone learns coding. A teacher in a remote village connects to global resources. This is not just progress it’s momentum.

To break that cycle:

Share your idea in public forums.

Partner with others who share your vision.

Build support from grassroots communities first.

Document your progress with real-world results.

Global change doesn’t start with global attention. It starts with local wins.

Ask yourself:

Is your idea solving a problem people face every day?

Can it be adopted by others without major resources?

Have you told the story in a way people understand?

Recognition accelerates reach. Awards like the Global Impact Award offer more than a spotlight. They offer a platform. They attract allies. They build credibility in circles that matter.

Your bold idea has value. The world won’t know until you show it, test it, and grow it. You don’t need millions to start. You need clarity, purpose, and action.

2: Turning Action Into Evidence

Bold ideas fail without proof. Even the best intentions fall flat if no one sees results. To gain support, show outcomes. Start with one place. One school. One street. Measure the change. Keep your methods simple and repeatable.

Focus on:

Who is impacted?

What improves over time?

How can others do the same?

If you introduce a clean water solution, track usage before and after. If your project helps students read better, measure their scores. If your goal is better access to health services, record the difference in patient visits. People want results they can see and trust. Use local data. Avoid jargon. Focus on daily life impact.

Here’s how to do it:

Interview those affected.

Capture short videos or photos.

Collect feedback in simple forms.

Turn success stories into short reports.

One strong case study builds more trust than a polished pitch deck. You don’t need a perfect model. You need honest progress. Real impact spreads when it’s visible.

Ask yourself:

Can someone with no background in your field understand your results?

Have you shown both wins and lessons?

Is your idea improving lives in a way others can copy?

This is how ideas become movements. You plant results, not just dreams. Don’t just believe in your work. Show it works. Let the results speak louder than the pitch.

3: Building Support That Lasts

Movements need more than attention. They need support that sticks. You can’t scale alone. You need people partners, advocates, and local leaders. They bring your idea to life in new places. Start by building strong local relationships.

Listen before acting.

Respect local customs.

Work with people, not over them.

These steps build trust. Trust leads to buy-in. Buy in leads to action. Avoid short-term helpers. Find those who see the long game. A donor may give once. A true supporter invests time and influence.

Ask:

Who benefits if your idea succeeds?

Who can open doors you can’t reach?

Who shares your goals, even if their work looks different?

Supporters don’t always look like you expect. A local teacher. A small-town mayor. A young volunteer with energy and drive. Share your mission clearly. Be specific. Show how they can help.

Offer something back:

Skills training.

Community recognition.

Shared leadership roles.

That’s how you move from project to movement. People need to feel ownership. It must be their win too. Support grows when people feel included. Use town halls. Run open calls for feedback. Let others shape the future of the idea. Every bold idea gets tested. Your network will help you through it.

4: From Local Story to Global Signal

Your idea starts local but it doesn’t have to stay that way. The next step is sharing your story widely. It’s not about hype. It’s about clarity, truth, and results. People outside your community won’t know the full context. Keep your story clear and simple.

Focus on:

What problem did you solve?

Who did it help?

What changed?

Use everyday language. Avoid big promises. Let your work speak.

Share your story across formats:

Short blog posts

Social media updates

Photo essays

Videos under two minutes

Each story adds to your signal. Each platform carries your idea further. Repetition builds memory. Tell your story often, not just once.

Ask yourself:

Can a reader in another country understand your message?

Does your content answer real questions?

Have you made it easy to share?

When stories are clear, others pass them on. That’s when a spark becomes a signal. That’s when your idea starts to grow beyond borders. Use platforms already trusted in your field. Collaborate with local press. Reach out to aligned global publications. Don’t wait for attention go earn it.

5: Staying Focused in a Crowded Space

Good ideas face noise. The world is full of causes, claims, and calls to action. So how do you stay seen and heard? First, stay focused. Don’t try to solve everything. Pick one issue and go deep

People remember:

Clear missions

Simple goals

Consistent messages

Avoid drifting. If your mission is access to clean water, don’t jump to school lunches next month. Stay rooted.

Your audience needs to trust your direction.

Clarity builds trust.

Second, keep your message short. Use simple phrases. Repeat your core goal often.

Third, track feedback. Pay attention to how people respond. Ask:

What part of your message gets shared?

What questions come up the most?

What words confuse your audience?

Use these answers to adjust. Sharpen your story, not your volume. Don’t chase trends. Stick to your truth. Movements that last are built on steady work. Your progress may feel slow. That’s okay. Stay visible. Stay steady.

Over time, people notice the ones who keep showing up. You don’t need to be loud to lead. You need to be clear, honest, and present. Are you sharing the same message today that you did last year? If not, ask yourself why. Then return to the core.

6: Money That Matches the Mission

Funding matters but not all money helps your mission. When bold ideas grow, money often follows. But taking the wrong kind can cause more harm than good.

Ask first:

Does this funder share your values?

Will they respect your methods?

Are their goals long-term?

Never chase money that shifts your purpose. Stay mission-first.

Ethical investment gives you space to grow without changing who you are. Look for backers who care about more than returns.

Signs of the right kind of support:

Patience with outcomes

Respect for local leadership

Transparency in terms

Avoid strings that silence your voice or steer your path.

It’s okay to walk away from offers that don’t feel right. Growth built on shaky ground won’t last.

Also, consider:

Crowdfunding from people who believe in your work

Community grants with flexible use

Revenue models that support your mission over time

Keep your financial records clear. Track where every dollar goes. Trust builds when you show your numbers. The Global Impact Award often celebrates work backed by strong, honest funding. Judges don’t just ask what you’ve done. They ask how you got there.

Money isn’t just fuel it’s direction. Every funder shapes your path. Ask yourself today: Is your funding helping your idea go further or pulling it off course? Choose wisely. Your mission depends on it.

7: Design for Simple Replication

If your idea can’t be repeated, it can’t grow into a movement. Success isn’t just doing something good once. It’s building something others can use. Again and again. In different places. Under different conditions. So design with simplicity in mind.

Ask:

Can someone else follow your steps?

Are your tools easy to access?

Do people need special training to start?

If your project needs rare equipment or expert skills, others may not pick it up.

Make it easy to copy:

Write clear guides

Create short how-to videos

Offer starter kits

Use open-source tools when possible

Share mistakes as well as wins. Help others avoid what didn’t work for you. Build a community where people can ask questions and share updates. Use simple platforms like WhatsApp groups, newsletters, or message boards.

A good sign of a repeatable idea:

Others try it without you present

They adapt it to local needs

They stay engaged after launch

The Global Impact Award often honors ideas that scale without heavy resources. These ideas move on their own because others believe in them. You don’t need to be everywhere. You just need to leave a trail people can follow. If yes, your idea is ready for the world.

8: Turning Users Into Leaders

The people who benefit from your idea can become the ones who lead it.

That’s how movements grow from the inside out.

Start by shifting your mindset:

You’re not the only expert.

You don’t need to lead forever.

You win when others take ownership.

Ask:

Who’s already using your idea well?

Who speaks up in your meetings?

Who’s solving problems without being told?

These are your future leaders.

Train them:

Keep instructions simple.

Use local languages.

Offer chances to lead small parts first.

Let people make the idea their own. That might mean changes. That’s good. Local leaders know what works where they live. Don’t expect perfection. Expect learning.

Make space for feedback:

What feels confusing?

What would they do differently?

What do they need more of?

Stay in touch but don’t stay in charge. Step back when others are ready. Be available. Be supportive. But let them lead. Movements fail when they rely on one voice. They grow when that voice becomes many.

Ask yourself: Who’s ready to lead next?

Your movement gets stronger every time someone else picks up the torch. Let it happen.

9: Building Trust That Lasts

A bold idea without trust fades fast. People won’t support what they don’t believe in. They won’t stay with what feels unclear. Trust is built slowly and lost in a moment.

You earn it by:

Showing up when you say you will

Admitting mistakes quickly

Keeping your message steady

Never overpromise. Don’t say you’ll reach a thousand if you’re still helping ten. Stay honest about your scale and stage.

Be transparent:

Share numbers even the small ones

Show how funds are used

Talk openly about what you’re still learning

Engage often:

Ask for feedback in open forums

Answer messages within a day or two

Let critics speak then respond with respect

Trust grows through action, not talk. Protect people’s privacy. Handle data with care. Don’t exploit stories to win attention. Let your impact speak for you. Keep showing results, even small ones.

Ask yourself:

Would people trust you if they lost everything?

Do you keep your promises when no one’s watching?

Trust is the true measure of your movement’s future. Without it, you’re just noise. With it, your idea can travel far. Build slow. Stay clear. Let others believe because they’ve seen it for themselves.

10: Partnering With Purpose

You can’t grow alone. But the wrong partners can hold you back.

Before you say yes to any partnership, ask:

Do they respect your mission?

Are they trusted by your audience?

Will they add value or just visibility?

Never partner just for reach. Pick people and groups that help you go deeper, not just wider.

Look for:

Shared goals

Mutual respect

Clear roles

Set boundaries early:

Who does what?

How will decisions be made?

What happens if things go wrong?

Write it down. Keep it simple. Avoid confusion later.

Good partnerships:

Bring new skills

Reach new audiences

Share the workload

Bad ones:

Drain your time

Distract your team

Shift your direction

You don’t need dozens of partners. You need a few good ones who believe in what you’re building.

The Global Impact Award has recognized many winners who worked side-by-side with small local groups quiet allies who knew the people and the problems better than anyone.

Ask yourself:

Is this partner helping your mission go further?

Or are they just adding their name to yours?

Say no when it’s not right. Say yes when it’s real.

The right partnership feels like progress not pressure. Make each one count.

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Digital marketing company in delhi to help your business growth

In today's fast-paced digital era, businesses cannot rely solely on traditional marketing methods to thrive. To stay competitive and relevant in any industry, it’s crucial to have a strong online presence. Whether you're a start-up, a small business, or an established enterprise,

digital marketing can be the catalyst that propels your growth to the next level. Digital marketing company in delhi to help your business growth. Nikitis.co.in

Delhi, being one of India’s most vibrant and business-forward cities, has emerged as a hub for top-tier digital marketing companies. Among them, Nikitis.co.in stands out as a trusted name for delivering tailored and performance-driven digital marketing services that drive real growth.

In this blog, we’ll explore why digital marketing is essential for your business, how a professional agency like Nikitis.co.in can add value, and why Delhi is the perfect location to find such expertise.

Why Digital Marketing is Crucial for Business Growth

Digital marketing isn’t just an option anymore—it’s a necessity. Here are several reasons why businesses need digital marketing to grow:

1. Wider Reach

With more than half of the world's population online, digital marketing provides access to a global audience. Whether you are targeting a local demographic in Delhi or aiming for international markets, online strategies can help you reach potential customers effectively.

2. Cost-Effective Compared to Traditional Marketing

Traditional advertising—like TV, radio, and print—can be prohibitively expensive. Digital marketing allows businesses to get better results at a fraction of the cost, especially with targeted campaigns that focus on ROI.

3. Measurable Results

One of the most significant advantages of digital marketing is the ability to track and measure performance. Tools like Google Analytics, Meta Business Suite, and marketing automation platforms help businesses understand what's working and where to optimize.

4. Targeted Marketing

Instead of casting a wide net and hoping for results, digital marketing enables precise targeting. Whether it's location-based ads, interest-based targeting, or retargeting, businesses can focus their budget where it matters most.

5. Enhances Customer Engagement

Digital marketing facilitates two-way communication. Through social media platforms, emails, and content marketing, businesses can create meaningful relationships with their customers, build trust, and encourage repeat purchases.

Why Choose a Digital Marketing Company in Delhi?

Delhi offers a strategic advantage when it comes to digital marketing services:

1. Talent Pool

The city boasts a rich pool of skilled marketers, designers, SEO specialists, and content creators. With access to top universities and professional training institutions, digital marketing companies in Delhi are powered by some of the best minds in the industry.

2. Affordable Services

Compared to agencies in Mumbai or international markets, Delhi-based companies often offer competitive pricing without compromising on quality. This makes it ideal for startups and SMEs looking for high-impact services within budget.

3. Diverse Client Portfolio

Due to its cosmopolitan nature, Delhi attracts clients from various industries—retail, education, healthcare, tech, real estate, hospitality, and more. This gives digital marketing companies in Delhi a broad perspective and adaptability across sectors.

4. Up-to-Date With Industry Trends

Delhi agencies are known for being agile and quick to adopt the latest marketing technologies and trends. From influencer collaborations to AI-powered automation, these companies stay ahead of the curve.

Nikitis.co.in – Your Partner in Digital Growth

When it comes to choosing a reliable digital marketing company in Delhi, Nikitis.co.in has carved a niche for itself with consistent results, customized strategies, and a client-first approach.

Who is Nikitis.co.in?

Nikitis.co.in is a Delhi-based digital marketing agency that helps businesses grow through data-driven and creative marketing solutions. The company specializes in offering holistic digital marketing services tailored to your business goals.

Whether you're looking to boost your website traffic, generate leads, or build a solid online brand, Nikitis.co.in provides the right mix of strategy, creativity, and technology.

Services Offered by Nikitis.co.in

Here’s a detailed look at the range of services offered:

1. Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

SEO is essential for ranking high on Google and other search engines. Nikitis.co.in offers:

Keyword research and strategy

On-page and off-page optimization

Technical SEO audits

Local SEO

Link building

This ensures your website gets found by your target audience organically, without paying for ads.

2. Social Media Marketing

Social media is more than just likes and shares—it’s about building relationships. Nikitis.co.in handles:

Content creation for platforms like Instagram, Facebook, and LinkedIn

Paid social media campaigns

Community management

Influencer collaborations

Analytics and reporting

Their creative team ensures your brand’s voice is consistent and engaging across channels.

3. Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Advertising

For immediate visibility and lead generation, PPC is unbeatable. Nikitis.co.in provides:

Google Ads campaign management

Keyword bidding strategies

A/B testing of ad creatives

Retargeting campaigns

Conversion optimization

The team focuses on maximizing your ROI and lowering cost-per-click through continuous optimization.

4. Website Design & Development

Your website is often the first impression of your business. Services include:

Responsive website design

E-commerce development

UI/UX optimization

Landing pages for campaigns

Website maintenance and performance tuning

Nikitis.co.in ensures your website not only looks good but performs well.

5. Content Marketing

Quality content is at the heart of digital marketing. The agency offers:

Blog writing

Email newsletters

Video marketing

Whitepapers and eBooks

Visual content (infographics, carousels, etc.)

Every piece of content is aligned with your brand voice and business goals.

6. Online Reputation Management (ORM)

Building trust is key. ORM services help:

Monitor brand mentions

Handle negative reviews

Promote positive customer experiences

Maintain consistent brand messaging

Nikitis.co.in helps you build a trustworthy online image that enhances customer loyalty.

Why Businesses Choose Nikitis.co.in

Here are some of the top reasons why clients trust Nikitis.co.in with their digital growth:

1. Customized Strategies

No two businesses are alike. Nikitis.co.in crafts unique marketing plans tailored to the specific needs and challenges of each client.

2. Transparency and Reporting

You get regular performance reports with clear metrics and insights. The team believes in full transparency, so you're always in the loop.

3. End-to-End Services

From branding and content to ads and analytics, you get a full suite of services under one roof. This makes campaign management streamlined and more effective.

4. Experienced Team

With professionals specializing in SEO, paid ads, content creation, and development, you benefit from a multidisciplinary team working together towards your goals.

5. Client-Centric Approach

Nikitis.co.in treats every client as a partner. They are responsive, communicative, and committed to long-term success.

How to Know If Your Business Needs a Digital Marketing Company

Still unsure if hiring a digital marketing agency is the right move? Here are signs that it’s time:

Your website isn't getting traffic or conversions.

You're struggling to keep up with social media trends.

You're running ads but not seeing results.

Your competitors have a stronger online presence.

You don’t have the in-house expertise or time for marketing.

If any of these resonate, it’s time to consider professional help.

Final Thoughts

In a city like Delhi—brimming with innovation, diversity, and opportunity—having the right digital marketing partner can make all the difference. Whether you're starting from scratch or scaling your existing business, digital marketing can be the fuel that accelerates your success.

Digital marketing company in Delhi to help your business growth. Nikitis.co.in offers not just services but strategic partnership. With their personalized approach, creative thinking, and performance-driven mindset, they’re equipped to help your business not just grow but thrive in the digital landscape.

Don’t just be online—be outstanding. And for that, Nikitis.co.in is the digital marketing company in Delhi you can count on.

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Top 7 Benefits of Using a Move-In Deep Cleaning Service for Your New Home

Moving into a new home is exciting, but it can also be overwhelming. One important step to ensure your new place feels fresh, healthy, and welcoming is to hire the best move-in cleaning service Houston. Southwest Maids specializes in providing exceptional move-in deep cleaning service tailored to help homeowners start off on the right foot.

If you’re considering a cleaning service move-in, here are the top 7 benefits of trusting Southwest Maids to handle your move-in cleaning needs.

1. A Truly Fresh Start in Your New Home

When you move into a previously occupied home, it may still have dust, dirt, and grime left behind by the former residents. Even if the previous owners cleaned before leaving, a thorough move-in deep cleaning service goes beyond surface cleaning.

Southwest Maids offers detailed cleaning of every nook and cranny — from baseboards and vents to kitchen cabinets and bathroom tiles. Hiring the best move-in cleaning service Houston guarantees a spotless environment that feels like your own fresh start.

2. Improved Health and Indoor Air Quality

Dust, allergens, and bacteria can linger in an unclean home and trigger respiratory issues or allergies. Southwest Maids uses eco-friendly, non-toxic cleaning products that not only sanitize your new home but also improve indoor air quality.

Their professional cleaning service move-in focuses on disinfecting high-touch areas such as door handles, switches, and countertops, reducing the risk of illness for you and your family. This health-conscious approach is a key reason why Southwest Maids is considered the best move-in cleaning service in the area.

3. Saves You Time and Energy on Moving Day

Moving day is hectic enough without having to worry about cleaning. By hiring a move-in deep cleaning service, you free up your time to focus on unpacking, arranging furniture, and settling in.

Southwest Maids’s team is efficient and experienced, handling all the cleaning tasks quickly and thoroughly. Their reliable cleaning service move-in ensures your new home is ready to welcome you, so you don’t have to stress about cleaning on top of moving.

4. Thorough Cleaning of Hard-to-Reach Areas

Many homeowners underestimate how much dirt accumulates in overlooked spaces like ceiling fans, light fixtures, behind appliances, and inside closets. These spots require professional tools and knowledge to clean properly.

Southwest Maids excels at delivering an in-depth move-in deep cleaning service that targets these hidden areas. This attention to detail sets them apart as the best move-in cleaning service Houston, providing a level of cleanliness that DIY methods simply can’t match.

5. Customized Cleaning Plans to Suit Your Needs

Every home is unique, and so are your cleaning requirements. Southwest Maids understands that some customers may want extra focus on kitchens, bathrooms, or floors, while others need comprehensive full-home cleaning.

When you book a cleaning service move-in with Southwest Maids, they offer flexible cleaning plans tailored to your priorities. This personalized approach ensures you get exactly what you need from your move-in deep cleaning service.

6. Protects Your Investment in Your New Home

A clean home is a well-maintained home. Dirt and grime buildup can damage surfaces over time, leading to costly repairs or replacements. By scheduling a professional move-in deep cleaning service with Southwest Maids, you preserve the condition of your floors, countertops, appliances, and fixtures.

This proactive step helps you protect your investment and keeps your home looking pristine for years to come. Choosing the best move-in cleaning service Houston is not just about cleanliness — it’s about long-term care for your property.

7. Peace of Mind with Professional, Trusted Cleaners

Southwest Maids prides itself on having trained, background-checked cleaning professionals who treat your home with respect and care. When you hire them for a cleaning service move-in, you’re trusting a team committed to high standards of quality and customer satisfaction.

Their attention to detail and commitment to excellence make Southwest Maids the go-to provider for the best move-in cleaning service Houston in the region. Knowing your new home is in capable hands gives you peace of mind during an otherwise stressful transition.

Why Choose Southwest Maids for Your Move-In Cleaning?

Southwest Maids offers more than just cleaning — they provide an experience that helps you feel truly at home from day one. Their dedication to eco-friendly products, thoroughness, and customer service ensures you receive top-tier results every time.

Whether you need a quick surface clean or a deep scrub before moving in, their move-in deep cleaning service adapts to your needs with professionalism and care. Their flexible scheduling and transparent pricing make it easy to plan your cleaning service with confidence.

Final Thoughts:

A clean and fresh new home sets the tone for your next chapter. By choosing Southwest Maids, you’re investing in the best move-in cleaning service Houston that guarantees a healthier, more welcoming environment.

With benefits ranging from improved air quality to saving time and protecting your home, their cleaning service move-in is an essential part of a smooth relocation. Don’t settle for less — trust Southwest Maids for a comprehensive move-in deep cleaning service that makes your new house feel like home.

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Bicycle Training For Two

Pacifica hummed to herself as she wiped the counter to the Greasy Diner. Having lost her family fortune, she was getting by doing some honest work.

She was a waitress now, which actually suited her just fine. Becoming a different person from her parents had become Pacifica's new goal in life, and the path she was on certainly felt like the right way to do it. Lazy Susan offered her a alternative female role model to her mother. She was kind, strong, and at least TRIED to put on makeup.

The people, who she used to look down upon just like her parents, weren't half as bad as she used to think. Learning to embrace her fellow townspeople was a surefire way to prevent any future Northwest Ghost incidents. And being a waitress meant that she could still be as snappy and judgemental as she wanted to be when taking their orders.

She used to flinch at the sound of a bell because of her father's methods of controlling her... but now that was quickly becoming a thing of the past. Thanks to the bell on the door for customers, Pacifica was becoming numb to the sound.

Yes. Things were looking up for Pacifica. She was earning her own money, embracing her true people, and bringing honor to the Northwest family name.

There was one little oddity though. Please keep in mind that an oddity is not the same as a complaint but still.... That one little oddity was something that Pacifica wasn't sure how to deal with.

This oddity had a name.

Dipper Pines.

Since spring break began, him and his sister were back in town. Again, not really a complaint but Dipper had been by the diner everyday so far.

He would come in, chat with her for a little bit, try his luck at the manliness tester, and then leave.

One day Pacifica finally asked Mabel what was going on and the answer she got was not one she had been expecting.

Friends.

Dipper Pines needed more friends. Well specifically he needed more friends his own age. And even Pacifica had to admit, around Gravity Falls? Pickings were pretty slim.

Not a lot of thirteen year olds had an interest in mysteries and weirdness. Pacifica didn't blame him for trying to stick to someone he knew.

But...

At the same time she didn't really think that they had that much in common. She wasn't really that interested in mysteries and weirdness herself, especially after that little adventure where she accidentally got Mabel's face stolen.

And exactly what interest of her's would HE find intriguing? Probably not much.

So she didn't really try to fight what he was trying to do but she wasn't going to encourage it either. A simple, low key, friendship was most likely the best shot for both of them.

Now that she thought about it, she hadn't seen the nerd swing by once today. Yes, Lazy Susan had only a half day of service today since she had some appointments for her cats.... but Dipper should have shown up long before the noon closing.

Not that Pacifica was worried about him or anything! Her? Concerned for the nerd?! Mr. Always Has His Nose In A Book?! HA!! It was to laugh!

Still...

If he wasn't here, then where WAS he?

Some paranormal freak show couldn't have just made off with him could it? With his luck, it was a strong possibility! Did his family know? Did ANYONE know?!

*CRASH!*

A loud crash from outside snapped Pacifica out of her Definitely Not Concerned For Dipper thoughts.

She wiped her hands on the dishtowel and ventured out of the restaurant. She made sure to lock up before heading off to investigate.

She didn't need to look far. Just at the opposite end across the street was Dipper. Pacifica mentally kicked herself for ever thinking something bad might have happened to the dork.

He had something with him though. Not a book. This was large and red and.... made of metal? Was that a bike?

"Stupid breaks!" Dipper grumbled. "I thought pedaling backwards was supposed to stop the thing!"

"Dipper?"

"ACK!!!"

Dipper jumped in surprise and practically turned around in midair.

He spotted Pacifica and immediately stood up straight. He positioned himself in front of the bike in a desperate yet futile effort to hide it. With a nervous grin on his face, it didn't take him long to start sweating.

"Pacifica!! Uh... Hiiiii! Nice to uh... Nice to see you! Wha-What's up? How are you doing today? What..."

"Dipper, I can see the bike." Pacifica cut in.

"WHAT BIKE?!"

Dipper's nervous shout just made him sweat even harder. Instead of any of the reactions Dipper expected Pacifica to give him, she instead just raised an eyebrow at him.

"... Just as awkward and sweaty as ever I see." Pacifica jabbed.

Dipper just silently stood there, accumulating even more nervous sweat.

"It doesn't matter how straight you stand, you won't be able to hide it. I can see it as plain as day. The real question is... Why would you care if I saw it or not?"

'Calm down, Dipper.'

he thought. 'Just because she can see it doesn't mean that she'll figure out your secret.'

"Seriously, why would I care if you're riding a bike?" Some of the gears started to turn in Pacifica's head. "Unless.... You didn't want anyone to know that you were riding the bike."

'Oh no!'

"But why would you want that unless you were feeling embarrassed about it. There's nothing embarrassing about riding a bike though. Well nothing except for if you...."

Pacifica trailed off as her eyes opened wide in realization.

"Oh my God..."

"Now Pacifica..."

"OH MY GOD!!!"

Dipper held up his hands in a desperate attempt to keep her quiet.

"Pacifica please..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!!! THAT IS HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC!!!"

Dipper lowered his hands in shameful surrender as Pacifica curled over, pointing and laughing at him.

Okay. So Pacifica had made a big deal about being on a path to be different from here parents and here she was standing and laughing at somebody else's short comings. She knew she wasn't actually perfect and not all changes happen overnight. Rome wasn't built in a day, ya know?

Dipper's face grew red in angered embarrassment.

She had him pegged. She was laughing loud enough for everyone to hear but thankfully at the moment 'everyone' was just the two of them. So he let her laugh in the hopes it would get it out of her system faster.

Eventually, she did stop. She was haunched over and breathed a sigh of relief as she wiped a tear from her eye.

"Oh it's good to laugh."

Dipper just silently stood there glaring at her and soon the awkwardness was on the other foot.

Pacifica cleared her throat.

"So..." Pacifica started but kept her eyes glued on Dipper. When he didn't say anything she decided to continue. "How come you don't know how to ride a bike?"

"I... Never had the time! Okay?! I'm a busy guy!"

"Too busy to ride a bike?" scoffed Pacifica. "Of course a nerd like you would use that excuse." She suddenly found her nails very interesting. "Probably too busy with your nose in another lame book."

Dipper remained silent once again but suddenly he was starting to regret all the time he had spent at the Greasy Diner.

"Not a bad looking bike though..." Pacifica's compliment snapped Dipper out of his anger. "Where'd you get it?"

It was a pretty good twenty-one speed bicycle. Red painted with gold painted pegs on the back wheel.

"It was actually a gift from Soos. It was sort of a present so I didn't have the heart to tell him I didn't know how to ride it."

Pacifica eyed him for a moment. "Well if you keep crashing like that, he's bound to figure it out eventually."

Dipper had just about enough. "Oh yeah?! Well if you're so high and mighty, then how about you show me how it's done?!"

His challenge had hit Pacifica off guard. Now it was her turn to be embarrassed.

"Forget it, Loser!"

"Oh?! Why not?!"

"I, like, got better things to do!"

"Like what?! You're closed!"

"I don't have to prove anything to you!"

"You do if you want to keep talking down to me!"

"Well.... That's a boy's bike! I'm a girl! It'd be, like, gross!"

"I don't care! It's just the two of us right now! Nobody else around to judge except for me!"

He stood there impatiently waiting for her to just give in but she just silently stood there instead, avoiding eye contact. It was then Dipper started to notice other signs about her. She bitting her bottom lip, her arms were crossed as she tapped her finger impatiently, and Dipper knew nervous sweating when he saw it.

Then it all clicked into place for him.

"Oh my God..." Dipper gasped in realization.

Her sudden flinching at his reaction just confirmed his theory.

"You don't know how to either, do you?!"

"I..." Pacifica struggled to find the right words that would get her out of this. "I mean.... It's not like it's a big deal or anything!"

Now Dipper was the one to point at her. "You self righteous hypocrite! You literally aren't in any position to judge!! So what's YOUR excuse? You just paid someone to learn FOR you?!"

Pacifica threw the idea of avoiding eye contact with him right out the window! Now she was glaring at him right in the face.

"I. Was. RICH! I never had to bicycle anywhere because I was always DRIVEN everywhere! In a limo!! I didn't BOTHER to learn because there was no POINT!!"

"GREAT!!" Dipper glared back. "Then I guess we both had our reasons!!!"

"OF COURSE!!!"

Dipper and Pacifica panted heavily. That was a lot of unnecessary emotions they just got out and needed a moment to calm down.

Slowly but surely, their breathing returned to normal, their faces returned to their normal hues, and clearer heads prevailed.

Looking back on how they were acting, it was almost more embarrassing than not knowing how to ride a bike.

"So..." Dipper awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck.

"So..." Pacifica wasn't entirely sure where they should go from here. She turned her back to him but just leaving felt like the wrong thing to do.

"Want to try and learn.... together?"

Pacifica all but spun back around and gave him a condescending look.

"And WHY would I want to do something like that?!"

Dipper folded his arms and actually returned her look in full force.

"Oh, like you have something better to do?!"

Pacifica's eyes darted around as she tried to think of a good excuse. SOME kind of retort that she throw back in his face... There had to be SOMETHING!

"I... Well... You see.... I...am... wearing a dress."

Pacifica couldn't stop mentally kicking herself for spewing out such an answer. Dipper obviously thought it was as pathetic as Pacifica did; that smug grin said everything.

"Yes. You are. And people who are wearing dresses can ride bikes without any worries."

He was on the verge of laughing. She could tell!

"Alright, fine! You caught me. I'll do this but only so long as nobody else finds out about this!"

"Somebody else shows up then we'll just go somewhere else. Sound fair? Good. Now help me with the bike, I'd hate to tell Soos that I accidentally broke it my first day out with it."

Pacifica helped him prop up the bike. It did seem a smidge big for him but to be fair, she was in the same boat.

"Looks like it's in one piece." observed Pacifica.

"That's good..... I don't understand though, I thought pedaling backwards was supposed to make a bike stop. That's what Mabel's friends told me."

"Maybe for a younger kid's bike. Breaks for bigger bikes are supposed to be up here by the handlebars."

Pacifica pointed to a couple of switches up by the handlebars.

"Alright, but what's this gadget with the numbers?"

"... I don't know."

Dipper hopped onto the seat. "Well only one way to find out I guess!"

The bicycle almost toppled over but Pacifica caught him.

"Thanks."

"Don't mention it."

Dipper pedaled out a little bit and squeezed the gadget with the longer handle. The bike stopped and Dipper fell to the ground.

"Guess we found the break. You okay, Dumb Dumb?"

"I'm fine." He grunted. He got up and stood up the bike. "Your turn."

"Right. Help me up."

Dipper lead her by the hand, nothing too unreasonable there, but when he helped her up they were practically cheek to cheek. A very small blush happened there but Dipper didn't notice it.

"From the sounds of it, you've had even less experience than I have. Want me to walk you through the beginning? I've at least gotten that far."

"Ha! I would never need instruction like that..."

"Because you're a Northwest?"

"No! Because, I am Pacifica! The girl who dares to go to places no Northwest has ever gone before!"

Feet on the pedals, Pacifica got about as far as a couple of steps before losing her footing and toppling over.

Dipper ran to her, she was flat on the ground with the bicycle on top of her but otherwise unhurt.

He stared down at her. "Places like the public sidewalk?"

"... Shut up."

Dipper helped her up. "In all seriousness though, I saw what you were trying to do. Gotta use your whole foot on the pedals, though."

"So I didn't put my heels into them! I'd like to see you do better, Mr. Expert!"

"Well it IS my turn now..."

Dipper got on the bicycle and pedaled out a bit farther than Pacifica had made it. It was starting to look like he was getting the hang of it but then the bicycle started to shift to the right and he crashed.

Pacifica gave a condescending slow clap. "Terrific crash, Mr. Expert. I believe... Hey, are you okay?"

It looked like his pants were leaking red paint. He stood up, wincing in pain.

Pacifica ran over to him and saw his knee had a pretty large scrape on it.

"That looks pretty bad."

"Nah." Dipper waved it off. "It's just a scrape. I've had worse."

"It could get infected if you just leave it alone, Dummy! Come on, I know where Lazy Susan keeps the Bandaids in the Greasy Diner."

"But..."

Pacifica put a finger to his lips. "No buts! The quicker you're in, the quicker you're out!"

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Kitchen of the Greasy Diner....

Dipper sat on a stool patiently as Pacifica searched through the pantry for the box of Bandaids. She knew the right pantry but Lazy Susan was notoriously unorganized. Things were never in the same place twice.

"You really don't have to do this." offered Dipper.

"Oh and what? Spend the rest of the day looking at your nasty wound? Like, in your dreams!"

Dipper wore an impressed smile. "The more things change...."

Pacifica found the box of Bandaids and hopped off of her little step stool.

"And, like, what's that supposed to mean?"

"Just... You're trying to be different from your parents, just like you said, but you're also still... You!"

Pacifica found one of the big gauze Bandaids and opened it up, her eyes didn't leave Dipper though.

"You know, when people ask for an explanation you aren't supposed to be more confusing!"

"I mean.... You're still snippy with kind of an ego..." Pacifica slapped the Bandaid on the wound making Dipper yelp in pain for a moment. "But... Oh give me a minute here..." Dipper gave a few calming breaths to calm down from the knee slap. "But you've also opened up a lot and have moments of kindness..." Dipper pointed to his knee. "Like this.... Save for the knee slap."

"Maybe that was a little extreme of me. I'm sorry."

"AND you're apologizing! The Pacifica that I met in the beginning of summer last year never would've done that! I really think that you're becoming a better person."

A light blush arose in Pacifica's face.

"Well I don't know if I can ever be a 'good' person like you and Mabel, but so long as I can be a better person than my parents, I can sleep a little easier."

"You seem plenty good from where I'm sitting. The fact that you're talking to me puts you above some of the locals our age."

Pacifica's blush got a little heavier but she ignored it. "That reminds me, I've seen you trying to make friends with some of the other kids in town but nobody has really been sticking..."

"Yeah..." Dipper admitted, leaning back his head in nostalgic disappointment. "They appreciate what me and my family did last year but they aren't really interested in UFO sightings and haunted gas stations."

Pacifica crossed her arms. She didn't like that the kids weren't willing to try but at the same time she understood where they were coming from.

"I wish I could say that I blame them but..."

"That's why I think Soos got me the bike. So I could meet them halfway on something. But..."

"You don't know how to ride." Pacifica finished.

"Exactly! And I can't let them know that!"

"That part I get but..."

"And I can't let Soos know because it might hurt his feelings.... Getting me a present I can't use."

'Awww! That's actually kinda sweet!' thought Pacifica.

When Pacifica found herself lingering on such thoughts she quickly shook her head to lose them.

"And what about the rest of your nerd friends?"

"Well there's no way Mabel could keep it a secret, I already told you the situation with Soos, Grunkle Stan would just make fun of me, and he and Ford are always a package deal so even if Ford helped Grunkle Stan would still make fun of me."

"And the brick house red head that you used to crush on?"

"You kne-"

"The whole town knew, Dipper." Pacifica flatly cut him off. "It wasn't that hard to figure out. Your 'whispering' is actually kinda loud."

Dipper winced. "Ouch! Well Wendy is off with her new boyfriend. Some new guy none of us had heard of. I met him, he seems on the level. Just eats up a lot of her time now..."

Pacifica frowned. The bittersweet emotion Dipper felt was written all over his face. It looked like he was finally getting over her but that didn't mean moving on wasn't painful.

"Like, I can't say that isn't rough but I know some other girl at some point will see you for what you have to offer."

"Pacifica.... I'm having trouble just making friends. How can I expect to find a girlfriend if I can't even make new friends?"

She hated to admit it but he had a point.

"By.... Uh.... By learning to ride a bike!"

"What?"

"By which I mean... Soos is right! If they won't come to you then you'll just have to go to them!"

'Phew!' thought Pacifica. 'Good recovery, girl!'

"Better than nothing, I guess!" Dipper hopped to his feet.

"Before we head out, I think we need to go some place else to practice."

"Why? We're doing in this in the streets where everyone can see us. We're lucky nobody has spotted us! You don't want to get made fun of and I," she took a moment to flip her hair. "Like, have a reputation to think of."

"Still?! How could you still have a reputation after losing your fortune?!"

Pacifica politely used her index finger to close Dipper's hanging jaw. Then she turned her back to him, crossed her arms, and held her chin up high with a dignified pout on her face.

"I'm talking about the reputation I built for myself, Loser!"

"Oh.... I guess that makes more sense...."

Dipper cleared his throat in a desperate attempt to remove the awkwardness in the air.

"So... What are you suggesting? Taking this someplace private?"

And just like that, the awkward embarrassment had been increased one hundred gold. Intentional or not, he had just asked a girl if they could somewhere 'private'. Even Dipper knew what the double meaning could imply.

There was no fighting THIS level of blush for Pacifica. She turned to him with eyebrows raised as high as they could go and an expression that was DEMANDING a better explanation.

"I MEAN... The bicycle training!" Dipper held up his hands defensively. "You said that you don't want to practice in a place people can see us so that means you want someplace private.... Right?"

He didn't move, he dared not to, but he did cautiously open one of his eyes. It looked like the rushed explanation did the trick. Pacifica had calmed down considerably.

"Sigh. Of course that's what you meant.... but yeah. We need someplace out of the way."

"Like the forest?" suggested Dipper.

"Nuh uh! These wheels were made for concrete and asphalt, not uneven ground and tree roots."

"How about the junkyard? Since McGucket moved into your mansion it's been all but deserted."

"The dump?! Like, ew! I'd rather be seen in your hotel of a shack!"

"Well I don't have a better idea, do you?!"

"........................... Crap. Fine! I'm suing you if anybody finds out I willingly went with you to a landfill though!"

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Junkyard...

The junkyard was as deserted as they had hoped. And despite Pacifica's claim of the bike being made for sidewalks and the like, the dirt ground was perfectly flat for them to use.

A giant mound of trash rested in the center and it was their goal to bicycle around it. Problem was that the place still smelled exactly as it was supposed to.

"Oh come on. Stop complaining. At least you don't have to cover yourself with the trash like at the Crawlspace Market."

She punched him in the arm for that remark.

"I only did that because you TRICKED me!"

"Heh. Heh. Ow."

Pacifica pointed her head at the bicycle. "Your turn."

"... No it isn't."

"So I'll just go twice next! If you're going to boast then you should back it up!"

"Fine." Dipper puffed out his chest and used his thumbs to stretch his vest out forward. He confidently made his way to his bicycle. "Watch and learn, Miss Diva!"

'Pft! Stupid Dipper.' thought Pacifica. 'Who does he think he's fooling with a strut like that? Gotta say though, it's not a bad look for him.... Where'd THAT thought come from?! Ugh! Forget it! Never thinking it again!!'

"Alright, now watch me very carefully. I put both of my feet flat on the pedals and push."

Pacifica rolled her eyes at Dipper. "Acting like he isn't in the same boat as me..." she muttered under her breath.

Dipper Rose out twice the length of before and then ended up toppling to the right.

*CRASH!*

Pacifica got the bike off of him and smiled at him. It was the same type of smile she used to wear anytime she was victorious with something during their first summer together.

"Way to go, Mr. Hot Shot. I've never done it but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to turn the opposite way when you start leaning towards one direction."

She was expecting him to get mad at her but instead he smiled back.

"You're right. Maybe this is simpler than we're making it? Your turn."

"... Of course. Get ready to see how a winner does it! And then.... See it again since I'll be going twice!"

Pacifica got on the bike and pushed off. Feet flatly on the pedals actually did help but when she got farther than Dipper did something unexpected happened.

"Alright, way to go Pacifica!"

Dipper cheered for her!

This went against the atmosphere she thought they were creating! She thought they had some kind of competition going on but this didn't align with that at all.

Unfortunately, this was just enough to distract her into crashing.

*CRASH!*

She wasn't down for long though. She walked off any soreness she felt and hopped right back on the bicycle.

"Okay! Second turn begins now!"

Pacifica started her turn around the mound of garbage and her thoughts drifted to Dipper. She hadn't noticed it at first but now that she was thinking about him, Dipper had changed a little.

Physically that is.

He was a little taller, maybe not as much as Mabel, but possibly a couple of inches higher than herself. His arms weren't what she would call 'muscular' but they weren't quite the noodle arms from their first meet either.

'I never noticed it before but he actually doesn't look........ that bad.'

She quickly shook her head to shake the thoughts away.

'Whoa! Watch that train of thought, girl. He's still just Dipper. The same nerd you've always known.'

Except he wasn't just a nerd.

Last year proved that.

Sure it was the elderly Pines that did in Bill but but it was Mabel AND Dipper that had rallied them together to free the brainiac scientist in the first place.

'Besides...' thought Pacifica. 'I can't be with him because....'

For once Pacifica didn't have a good answer for her rationalization. The default answer was because she was a Northwest but that didn't hold water since she was trying to be better than her parents. The argument of 'Because she was better than him' didn't really hold up because she was earning her money now. Just like anyone of Dipper's class of living would do.

Sure she could mini golf him into the ground but here she was learning to ride a bike. She was in the same exact boat as him.

These thoughts distracted her to the point where she accidentally turned just a bit too hard and crashed.

*CRASH!*

Dipper raced over to her and helped her up.

"You were doing so well there! What happened?"

"Well I just started to think about....... Nevermind! Not important. Your turn."

They were just able to get the bicycle up when a rustling caught their attention.

Digging out from the mound of garbage was a raccoon. Pacifica immediately hid behind Dipper.

"Gross! What is that thing?!"

"It must be Old Man McGucket's raccoon wife! Soos said she got the junkyard in the divorce!"

"The wha- Forget it!"

"No. Look! It isn't hissing or growling at us. Maybe it's a nice raccoon?"

It was at this moment that the raccoon spotted them and let out a his which showed all of her fangs.

In a panic, Pacifica threw a bucket at it and Dipper hopped back on the bike.

Pacifica had better aim than she had expected, the bucket covered the raccoon to the point where only the tail was sticking out. This bought her just enough time to hop on the back of Dipper's bike.

"FLOOR IT!!!"

Dipper didn't need to be told twice as he started to pedal towards the entrance.

They were just through the gate when the raccoon threw off the bucket and started to chase after them.

"AAAAAGH!!! DIPPER, IT'S RIGHT ON OUR TAIL!!!"

"WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?! I'M PEDALING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!"

"... The speeds! Dipper!! The gizmos with numbers near the breaks! They handle the gears, bicyclists use them to make pedaling easier! Maybe they can help you go faster!!"

*CLICK!* *CLICK!*

Dipper started to slow down and the raccoon started to gain on them.

"AAAAAGH!!!"

"THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!!!"

Panic and desperation took control of Pacifica. There was no thought, there was no strategy, just the fear of danger and the drive to survive.

She plucked Dipper's hat (the same one Wendy gave him) off of his head and threw it at the raccoon.

A last ditch effort to be sure but it worked. The hat hit the raccoon and it wrestled with it in retaliation, clawing it to pieces.

"Hey!! Wendy gave me that hat!!"

"Sorry, but it bought us some time!! It is TOO warm for a trapper hat anyways!"

"I.... Fine! I'm sure she'll understand anyways!"

"Good! Now whatever you did to slow us down, do the opposite!! Because that flea market bargain sale is just about done with your hat and it doesn't look happy about it!!"

*CLICK!* *CLICK!*

Dipper's speed started to go back to what it was when it started but the raccoon was now chasing after them faster than ever.

A quick turn around the corner was quite possibly the most dangerous part of the chase. They didn't crash but Pacifica got a REAL good look at the asphalt street.

Faster and faster Dipper pedaled but when Pacifica looked back at their pursuer she saw the raccoon had slowed herself to a stop.

"AHA! Dipper, it gave up!"

Pacifica quickly found that her victory was short lived as not only did Dipper not reply but they were actually picking up speed instead of slowing down.

"Uh Dipper? Didn't you hear me? We won! You can slow down now."

".... I can't!"

"What?! Why not?!"

"Pacifica, look around you! Why do you think?!"

It was then that Pacifica noticed that the scenery speeding past them was all at an angle. Which could only mean one thing.

"WE'RE ON A HILL?!"

"I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET US AWAY FROM THE RACCOON!!! I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT WHERE WE WERE GOING!!!"

"THE BREAKS, DIPPER!!! USE THE BREAKS!!!"

"AND SEND US FLYING TO OUR DEATHS?! WE'D HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF USING IT AT THE BOTTOM!!!"

Pacifica didn't say anything else, there was no point in arguing. Instead she did the only thing she could and hugged Dipper tightly out of fear.

She closed her eyes tightly as the terrain leveled out and Dipper hit the breaks.

The bicycle hit a bush and sent the both of them flying over it. Flying through the air, Pacifica never let go of Dipper... and to her surprise Dipper held on to her just as tightly.

Gravity eventually got the better of them but to their surprise they both landed relatively safely in another bush.

Opening her eyes, Pacifica saw that she and Dipper were holding each other quite dearly side by side.

They stared at each other, a massive blush forming on both of their faces.

Then Pacifica pushed him off and jumped out of the bush. She brushed herself down and took a look of the land.

"Nobody saw that."

Dipper sat on the ground silently for a moment before snapping back to reality. "Where are we?"

"Well Dummy, it looks like you crash landed us right into the Gravity Falls park. Good news for you, the fellow kids are probably here and I think I can safely say that we both learned how to ride a bike so there's nothing stopping you now."

"And I can't wait to meet them..."

Dipper ran to the bush and pulled out the bike. It looked like it was still alright.

"Do you want me to wait a few minutes for you to leave or do you have an excuse you want me to use?"

Pacifica gave him a look of utmost confusion.

"What? Why would I want you to do either of those things?"

"You know.... So you can save 'the reputation you built for yourself' or whatever."

"I don't mind if people see us together. You're one of the town heroes, it's everyone else that needs to get their loser act together!"

"But... If they see us together... They might think we're friends."

"Well...." Pacifica suddenly found herself getting awfully nervous for some reason. "What if we are?"

"Wait! Really?! I thought you were just helping me out! We're really friends?!"

"Yes! Okay?! We're friends!"

"Not that I'm complaining but.... Why?"

"Maybe because some of your nerd sob stories got to me! Maybe because I related to you more than I thought I would! Maybe because I actually had a good time before the hairball with fangs came after us! I don't know!! I do know is that I gave more of a care about you than I thought I did so.... I guess that makes us friends."

Dipper smiled. And it made Pacifica feel happier than she cared to understand for.

"That's great! Does this mean you'd be willing to go mystery hunting with me?"

Pacifica flinched uneasily. "I... Don't know about that. The Lumberjack Ghost was a lot, Crawlspace Market was more magic than I cared for, and we barely escaped a raccoon together."

"Well it doesn't always have to be a mystery hunt, I suppose... I am going to need an explanation to Wendy about her hat..."

"Okay, that one I'm willing to go with you on. It was my fault. Searching for aliens though...."

"I could find mysteries to explore that are dialed down a notch. Less supernatural but more conspiracy like."

"I... still don't know..."

"I could talk to Old Man McGucket, ya know? I'm pretty sure I could convince him to let us explore your old mansion. Maybe we could find some other secret rooms you didn't know about?"

Pacifica had to admit, that was one activity for them that hadn't occurred to her.

"Alright, fine! I'll mystery hunt with you. Just don't go thinking that this is going to lead to anything more than friendship!"

"Of course. Of course!"

Dipper got back on his bike and to his surprise Pacifica ended sitting on his handles.

"Now then..." She pointed forward. "Take me home!"

Dipper tried to look around her but she was completely blocking his line of sight.

"I.... How do people DO this?! I can't see anything!"

Pacifica rolled her eyes. "Fine. Don't worry about it. I'll guide you, just turn when I say so."

Dipper started to pedal forward but found that somehow she was even heavier riding in the front than she was in the back.

"Go as slow as you need to, just don't crash."

"And what happens to your precious 'reputation' if somebody sees you riding my bike with me like this? Friendship might be the least of your worries then. What'll happen to the reputation you've built then?"

Pacifica bounced the back of hair for a moment.

"Well it can only boost your rep but mine? Well..... Maybe I won't mind if they talk about me in such a way."

"What? But...."

"Don't make a thing about it! My reputation can take a hit like that, anything is better than having the world know that I have ditch digging in my blood. Might help yours though.... but DON'T go thinking it means anything!"

"... Naturally."

"I'm just helping a friend out by letting the townsfolk talk a little. Absolutely NOTHING is going to blossom from us spending more time together! Understand?!"

"Of course. Whatever you say...."

Ten years later...

Pacifica had Dipper cornered in the garage. Any time he tried to circle around away from her she would just follow making sure she stayed in front of him and blocked his exit.

"So Dipper, I heard you got yourself a motorcycle!"

Dipper saw the gleam in her eye and blushed. The motorcycle was literally right next to him but her eyes were glued on him. He wasn't even sure she SAW the bike because he KNEW her real focus was on him and her getting what she wanted.

"Well... Yes but..."

"But what? As your long distance girlfriend, I feel like I need to be in the loop about things like this. Don't you think?"

Pacifica wasn't even mad. If anything she sounded excited. And Dipper knew exactly why too.

"Pacifica, I just got my license for that but I'm not sure I want to teach you how to ride..."

"Why not?" she cut him off wearing a playful smile.

"Because it's dangerous. And I'm not really insured for you so...."

"That's nothing a few calls and a couple of signatures can't fix! Is there a side car? Or are we going to have to get 'cozy'?"

Her question made a blush race across Dipper's face.

"Pacifica!"

"What? You know you like it!"

"Pacifica I just traveled across several states to get here! Do I really to go through why I can't teach you how to ride a motorcycle?"

"Let's answer that question with another question..." She shimmied her shoulders. "Are you ready for me to be your biker babe?"

Dipper's blush increased ten folds.

"Alright! I'll teach you but not today, okay? I came a long way to get here and I'm tired."

"Tired huh?" Pacifica dropped her stance and sashayed her way over to him. She laced her arms around the back of his neck and looked him directly in the eyes. A promise of love came crashing in with her look. "I know how I can fix that."

Dipper swallowed a lump in his throat but smiled. "Don't you have a reputation to think of?"

"The only reputation I care about these days is the one of me as your girlfriend."

A light kiss was what met them in the middle.

They shared a flirtatious smile and then broke apart. Pacifica grabbed him by the hand and lead him to the door to the house.

"Now come on! Everyone's been missing you since you went away for college! Soos even got you a gift!"

"Another one? That guy always seems to give me life altering gifts! That being said, I have to admit... They always seem to work out for the best!"

The End