i desperately want the dan ass cards, he loves showing that thang off
amazingphil what are you doing in my ask box
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pics my sister Maryam took of me before my mum's birthday dinner today
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the dog is real below the cut
hi what if i was real. i bought a bra and leggings and a crop top and somehow i got burned by none of them. it's too warm to wear the crop in this weather atm but once it gets colder...
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if sugarpill brought back the old branding i swear to god they'd make a million dollars overnight
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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off
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I genuinely think dan was running the account but never told phil it was him bc it’s embarrassing 😭😭😭😭😭
honestly would blow my mind if it was dan and phil didn't know atp bc imagine keeping that a secret for 15 years 😭 like bro phil shat blood in front of you but you can't muster up the courage to tell him that you tweeted as lion?? okay
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full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
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You will meet people who will teach you love in its safest and purest form.
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