buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3
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it’s funny how days like today confirm how much i Should Not Be Employee and how much i Can Not Handle It and yet . because a disability application decision takes like a year . i have to have a job at the expense of my health so i dont. yknow. die. lmao
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just wrote an assignment on a movie despite not having seen the movie or having read any of the literature i was supposed to analyse it with. will keep you updated on if i pass this one but honestly i think i did
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LIKE something I think is all of the Askr family are like mirrors. Alfonse is a reflection of how much he loves Sharena and the summoner. Sharena is a reflection of how much she loves Alfonse and how, I think in the autistic sense, I think she mirrors A LOT. Henriette is a reflection of how much she loves Gustav (and seemingly, so severely that that love struggles to reach everyone else). Gustav was likely a reflection of how much he loved Henriette and his father. All of them are performing, adhering to SOMETHING. Their roles, and what seems to be The Correct Course of Action.
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reblogging that post about fake cultivation pamphlets reading like bullshit mindfulness schemes reminded me that i used to meditate daily! i did it for almost three years, in fact, and i definitely think i derived some benefits from it. it also drove me legitimately crazy and i had to stop!!
because what those stupid 'guided meditation apps' don't tell you is that it is absolutely possible to meditate yourself into such a state of ~inner stillness~ that you completely lose your sense of self and all feelings and emotions and attachments feel fundamentally meaningless!! which is a terrifying thing to experience if you don't know to prepare yourself for it! do you think the average idiot using these meditation apps (aka, someone like me) would dothis on the regular if they knew that was a possibility?
anyway that happened to me in 2020 and i needed medical leave from work + like four months of therapy, which is how i discovered that i am not the only person to go through something like that. it's also why i low-key panic a little when my friends tell me they're practicing 'mindfulness' without a teacher who actually knows what the fuck they're doing.
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the morning after the night before, but it's me coming online after i had a loneliness breakdown on tumblr and fell asleep crying into my blåhaj
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Playing Professor Layton has deeply broken (or fixed, not sure yet) something in my brain
Like genuinely I am looking at problems and tasks in my life and I immediately start mentally describing them like the rules text of a puzzle and approaching them like a puzzle and I think it’s actually going to do good things to my problem solving abilities lmfao
I’ve also noticed myself looking at just ordinary actions or things or whatever while I’m just living my life and trying to formulate puzzles out of them
Like Mr. fucking “This reminds me of a puzzle” but unironically
H e l p
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ok i am actually so very angry and there's literally nothing i can do to fix it. life keeps going on. she might even be happy. and fuck dude, i'll make sure im happy too, i was a fully developed person before she was in my life and i'll continue to be one without her. but God Damn, the fact that she can just do something so blatantly awful and unfair to me and then run off without any actual repercussions is just so fucking rankling to me.
like perhaps she feels guilty. she said she did when it was all going down. but it was just something she "needed to do". so obviously she didn't feel guilty enough or she wouldnt have done it like that lmaoooo
i really did deserve to have a good solid yell at her. but unfortunately, by the time i did see her in person i just wanted her out of my fucking life. so. no yelling was done, unfortunately.
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for real though that post is so true on the love front i think about it all the time like why is everyone so LOVELESS not even just in like cishetero marriages where they hate each other just in general like platonic too. it drives me craaazy when im exposed to it like why are ppl like this !! why dont you love your friends and partner!! its like everything is a social game that theyre playing just for validation and lacking real connection and its a game where theyre always about 2 steps away from being bitter and hateful towards their friends/lover like STOOOOP! im someone who values love and kindness so much and it baffles me. why do you hate your partner! why do you talk about them like theyre an object of validation! why are you dating someone you clearly dislike! why are u so mean to ur friends behind their backs im cryin. why do you up and abandon them the second you get a partner bc you dont value them over the romantic validation you get. ive always been such an affectionate person at heart and i value what my friends say so much and i always find myself feeling so distant from people in relationships because they just feel?? so shallow?? and distant from me. like i think oh this preson gets me but theres ppl who say the same things how they value kindness and love but its always like, immediately clear they are actually a deeply mean person and just enjoy feeling like theyre 'good'. the way society functions with relationships feels so intensely shallow and i cannot connect to it at all. i love my friends and i love people and i always want to understand them and reach out with compassion and be close to them physically and emotionally speaking and talk a lot and listen to them. however im cursed to live in a world of 1 word responses if any at all and shallow relationships where no one gaf about each other and then i get told i talk too much. hello? *tapping mic* hello? is this thing on? be filled with whimsy and love going forward please. anyway does anyone else feel this way or is it just me feel free to talk about it if youd like
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I love Dune so much. My boy Frankie got a stick and hit every hornet's nest he could. He came to take names and makes callouts, and then in no way offers a better idea. He said, I'm going down and you're coming with me.
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