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The rain rustled the foliage. They began to distinguish the words of the song. It was a merry song, which in this landscape of war and death, was something alien, unnatural and totally inappropriate. "By the woods can you see, wolf in all his might, Grinning madly, wagging gladly, bouncing with delight. My, oh my, what a sight! Why no melancholy? Must be that still not wed, that is why so jolly! Um-ta, um-ta, uhu-ha!" Dandelion laughed suddenly, pulled out the lute from under his wet coat, and paying no attention to the hisses of Geralt and Milva, he plucked the strings and sang in a loud voice: "In the grass can you see, wolf just limps along, Looking down, awful frown, crying like a dog. Why is this mighty beast so badly rampaged? Must be that, freshly wed or lately engaged!"

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MIRROR MIRROR 2012

Snow White lived, she died, God rest her soul, Amen. There will be a buffet lunch served at two.

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Danny Woodburn

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

2014’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles marks the fifth time the heroes in a half shell appeared on the big screen. With this many strikes, I'm thinking it just can’t be done successfully. Certainly not as a live-action picture. This film’s characters are thin and uninteresting. Worse, there are so many of them they leave no room for any kind of clever plot. The attempts at humor fall flat and often make the film unintentionally creepy. Never mind the sometimes dodgy special effects. Combined together, they make Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feel like a trip to the sewers.

Reporter April O’Neil (Megan Fox) witnesses a group of mysterious assailants fighting back against the Foot Clan, a gang of ninjas terrorizing New York. Michelangelo (voiced by Noel Fisher), Raphael (voiced by Alan Ritchson), Leonardo (voiced by Johnny Knoxville) and Donatello (voiced by Jeremy Howard) are mutated turtles who grew up beneath the city and were taught martial arts by their “father”, an equally mutated rat named Splinter (voiced by Tony Shalhoub). Only by working together can they thwart The Shredder (Tohoru Masamune) and his minions.

This film was doomed the moment executives decided to make it live-action. With all of the technology director Jonathan Liebesman had at his disposal, the heroes previously created via rubber suits in the '90s are now computer-generated 8-foot-tall masses of muscle that just don’t fit in the real world. I know the sewer-dwelling heroes have brought many people joy since their creation but let’s not kid ourselves. They were created to be ridiculous and by failing to embrace this, writers Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec and Evan Daugherty will have you rolling your eyes. It would be too cartoonish for the turtles to be randomly named after Italian Renaissance painters so April named them as a kid. She also gave them their love of pizza. It would be too silly for Splinter to have learned martial arts from a human master so instead, he picked up his techniques from dirty books he somehow knew how to read. The attempts to clean up and make the story more realistic don't work. We paid to go see a movie named Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We’re ready to suspend our disbelief and will gladly do so if the story is worth telling.

Even if you forgive the clumsy exposition, the characters are terribly written. All of the turtles are one-note. Raphael is angry and unwilling to follow the orders of his blue-bandanna-wearing brother, the one with the purple stuff is the nerdy one, and so on. If you didn't already know their names, you wouldn't bother to learn them. Then, we have Michaelangelo. Whenever he and April are on-screen together, he comments about how attractive she is. It’s supposed to be funny in a “he’s like a little kid crushing on the teacher” kind of way but you won’t laugh; instead, you’ll be scared we're about to witness a remake of Humanoids from the Deep. It isn’t just him; it’s also her useless co-star, played by Will Arnett. He’s 16 years older than she is. Seeing so many people slobbering at Megan Fox in this kind of movie makes you feel ill.

As bad as the heroes are, they're as complicated as a paper on astrophysics compared to the villains. The Shredder is a nothing of a character. He’s evil for evil’s sake, complete with a “let me kill my minions for kicks” attitude and an evil plan that makes NO SENSE. The only good decision made about the Turtles’ arch-enemy is to put him in an insanely futuristic suit of armor during the climax. Martial arts or not, there’s no way the character (who by my calculations, has to be at least 80) could stand a chance against the four giant, bullet-proof, radioactive reptiles with weapons. By making him a completely CG creation, it also helps make the carnage of their big fight somewhat believable.

I could go on and on about what doesn’t work in this film. Splinter’s creepy design and his unbelievable prehensible tail, the role William Fichtner’s Erick Sack’s plays in the story, the fact that draining a four-liter canister’s worth of blood from the turtles has no effect on them, April’s worthless reporting skills, the idea of an antidote to a virus that kills within minutes, the fact that - as a mutant - Splinter’s blood should contain the same mutagen as his children but for no explainable reason doesn’t, the fact that the turtles meant so much to April as a child she couldn’t even remember their names until she watched her own video diary, and the numerous plot holes throughout. Just about the only good thing about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a comedic scene during an elevator and a long chase down a mountainside that’s actually inspired. The rest is a big headache for anyone other than 12-year-olds who are hopped up on candy and soda. (June 4, 2021)

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DEAD ANT Trailer (Horror 2019) - Tom Arnold, Sean Astin Movie

-watched 8/6/2023- 4 stars- on Tubi (free)

Crazy! Silly! Scary! Funny! Outlandish Movie! Loved Every Minute of It!!!

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In the spirit of Christmas 🎄

Starring: Craig Anton, Lilana Mumy,Danny Woodburn,Christopher Lloyd, Josh Flitter, George Wendt Directed by: Robert Vince Genre: Comedy “Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing, but of reflection.” Winston Churchill It is that time of the year when the snow falls and everywhere the preparations are in full swing. After all, Santa Claus is coming around riding down the sleigh. Yes, it is…

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Title: Mirror Mirror

Rating: PG

Director: Tarsem Singh

Cast: Lily Collins, Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane, Martin Klebba, Jordan Prentice, Mark Povinelli, Joe Gnoffo, Danny Woodburn, Sebastian Saraceno, Ronald Lee Clark, Robert Emms, Mare Winningham, Michael Lerner, Sean Bean, Bonnie Bentley

Release year: 2012

Genres: adventure, fantasy, comedy, romance

Blurb: After she spends all her money, an evil enchantress queen schemes to marry a handsome, wealthy prince. There's just one problem: he's in love with a beautiful princess, Snow White. Now, joined by seven rebellious dwarves, Snow White launches an epic battle of good versus evil.

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Geralt Gets a Haircut: New Witcher Revealed!

Netflix just dropped the first look at Liam Hemsworth as Geralt of Rivia in "The Witcher" season 4, and yes, he's rocking the signature white wig. This confirms what we already knew that Henry Cavill is out, and Liam Hemsworth is stepping in as the monster-slaying Witcher. No word yet on how the show will handle the switcheroo, but this first glimpse makes it look like Geralt just got a haircut and decided to stay on the Continent a little longer. Will they acknowledge the change? Will Yennefer even notice? Only time will tell! Cavill Out, Hemsworth In Let's rewind for a sec. Henry Cavill decided to hang up his monster-hunting swords after season 3, leaving some pretty big boots (and wig) to fill. Enter Liam Hemsworth, ready to take on the role for seasons 4 and 5, which will be the show's last hurrah. But Geralt's not the only one getting a fresh start. Season 4 is bringing in a whole new crew of actors, including Laurence Fishburne, Sharlto Copley, James Purefoy, and Danny Woodburn. Looks like the Continent is about to get a whole lot more crowded and maybe a little more interesting. The Witcher's Short but Sweet Ride For those who haven't been keeping up with the Continent's drama, here's a quick recap. "The Witcher" first hit Netflix screens in 2019, becoming a surprise hit with its monster-slaying action and fantasy world based on the novels and video games of the same name. While the show has had its share of ups and downs (and recastings!), it's definitely left its mark on the fantasy genre. So, there you have it. A new Geralt, a new cast, and a final season is on the horizon. Will "The Witcher" go out with a bang? Only one way to find out and that's to tune in for season 4! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNWrQgi0uVE Read the full article

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Bookie (Serie 2023) #SebastianManiscalco #OmarJDorsey #AndreaAnders #VanessaFerlito #JorgeGarcia #MaximSwinton Mehr auf:

Serie Jahr: 2023 (November) Genre: Comedy Hauptrollen: Sebastian Maniscalco, Omar J. Dorsey, Andrea Anders, Vanessa Ferlito, Jorge Garcia, Maxim Swinton, Bob Clendenin, C.S. Lee, Tara Holt, Christopher Bencomo, Beau Minniear, Selina Kaye, Danny Woodburn … Serienbeschreibung: Dem erfahrenen Buchmacher Danny (Sebastian Maniscalco) bereitet nicht nur die bevorstehende Legalisierung von…

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The Witcher season 4 adds Sharlto Copley, James Purefoy, and Danny Woodburn to the cast

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📰 Desde a saída de Henry Cavill de The Witcher, o futuro da série tem parecido incerto. No entanto, nos últimos meses, as escolhas de elenco para a próxima temporada talvez encorajem os fãs de que a série pode continuar a prosperar. Um artigo da Variety revelou que a quarta temporada de The Witcher vai acrescentar Sharlto Copley, James Purefoy e Danny Woodburn ao elenco. Copley interpretará Leo ... 🗞️ 📲 Podes ler o resto da notícia no link👇 🖱 https://tretasdocromo.pt/the-witcher-netflix-escolhe-o-ator-para-dar-vida-a-zoltan-na-4o-temporada/?feed_id=4741&_unique_id=660de7ce56c27

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Death to Smoochy (2002)

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Dir Danny DeVito Written by Adam Resnick Robin Williams, Edward Norton, Catherine Keener, Danny DeVito, Jon Stewart, Harvey Fierstein, Pam Ferris, Michael Rispoli, Danny Woodburn, Vincent Schiavelli. Rainbow Randolph Smiley (Williams) is the host of the popular kids program of the same name, who despite his loving on screen persona, is not so in real life. When he is caught in a bribe, he is…

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Tony The Elf In 'Jingle All The Way' 'Memba Him?!

American actor and comedian Danny Woodburn was 32 years old when he played Tony the Elf — who helps run an underground Christmas present scheme (aka “The North Pole”) — in the Christmas comedy “Jingle All The Way” back in 1996. Danny shared the… from TMZ.com https://www.tmz.com/2023/12/28/tony-the-elf-jingle-all-the-way-memba-him/