#Danny: Whaaaat? Nooooo

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Dp x dc idea: Haunted House

Danny goes into a haunted rollercoaster ride and unknowingly sits next to Tim Drake. They take off and Danny gets so scared at some point that he phases right out of his seat. It’s sorta ok since they’re in the dark and stuff so nobody sees him, but the ride is over before Danny can get back on and he just goes like "welp fuck this, imma dip and hope for the best". Tim finishes the ride and realizes the guy that was beside him is gone. Like the restraint and belt is still there but there’s no more guy. And Tim is like "am I going crazy right now??" And the workers don’t remember Danny coz they do this ride like 100 times a day. Maybe later on, as Tim is walking around the amusement park in a daze, he sees Danny walking around like normal but there’s so many people he loses sight of him in the crowd, and once again nobody can corroborate they even saw Danny coz y’know it’s a crowd. 

So now Tim’s convinced there’s a ghost haunting the amusement park and he’s determined to solve the murder(?) that may or may not have happened here and give the ghost some peace.

[braisedhoney]

I formally request a Dan Phantom, if that's okay!

a formal request begets a formal answer

(guess i’m doing these in a more consistent style now!)

[ssspork]

Whaaaat nooo, I would never animate Phoenix getting fucking electrocuted after finding out her sister is dead to a Danny Gonzales audio nooooo

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Iron Fist” S2E1

Yep, we’re doing this.  Let’s go.

Oh thank God, there’s only ten episodes this time.  We’re learning, you guys...

Aaand skip recap!

Please God tell me he’s gonna get the suit this season!

OK... yin yang truck.  What are we doing?

Wait, is this supposed to be the Hand?  Why are they still operating after everything that happened in “The Defenders?”  Unless they’re cleaning up shop....

*Danny stands in the middle of the road to block the trucks*  OK, what are we doing?

IS HE GONNA FREAKING STOP THE TRUCK WITH HIS FIST?!??

It would have been way more cool if he didn’t just dance out of the way to hit the side.  Go for the freaking hood!

This choreography just seems so much better this time around.

Wait, is this supposed to be Hell’s Kitchen?

Oooh, the intro’s font is green now...

I’ll watch the intro again.  Hey, why not?

[Created by Scott Buck]  The true enemy of Marvel Netflix

Colleen!

Wait, Danny’s into anime now?  Really?

“I [Colleen] kind of like that you [Danny] don’t know who Spongebob is.”  “He’s a sponge named Bob.”  Hahahahahaha!

I think the one thing that I don’t like about Iron Fist is that by himself, he’s... boring.

The music is boring too.

WAIT WAIT WHOA WAIT IS THAT FREAKING DAVOS?!?  COLLEEN FREAKING KILLED HIM IN “THE DEFENDERS!” 

WHAT ARE WE DOING?!?!?

Oh no, wait, that was Bakuto.  Nevermind.

Aww Danny and Colleen moved in together...

“Last time there was a Triad war, it wasn’t pretty.”  Pretty sure we are in Hell’s Kitchen this season.

What the heck’s that box?

*Colleen opens it to find a old brush and comb*  Ohhhh...

Wait, that’s Alice Eve!  Typhoid Mary!

“I [Danny] was just being nice.”  “Oh, I’m sorry.  ‘Gallant.’“ *chuckles*

Wait, are those supposed to be freaking iron knuckle dusters or something?

*gasps*  Ward!

“Broadway.  Have you [Danny] ever considered Broadway?”  *snorts in hilarity*

Freaking Joy!

These freaking Meachum siblings!

Five bucks says Joy is gonna turn evil this season.

Oh my God, this freaking corporate business talk again!  Seriously?

Danny’s eye roll at Joy and Ward arguing is totally me right now.

“[Joy] Where do you want me [Danny] to sign?”  DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS

*gasps when Mary drops the bag of groceries*

[DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE] OK, what are we doing here...

*gets more and more confused as Mary turns on all the water in the apartment*

“[Ward] Why you don’t just tell me what’s going on in that head of yours?”  Some shit.

What are we-

*Ward and the the drug therapy group leader have sex in a closet*  WE’RE NOT DOING THIS

*Davos walks in on Joy*  Nooooo to the noooo...

‘Fetid?’  That’s a word?

AN:  It means “smelling extremely unpleasant”

*smiles when Colleen and Danny compete for the last bit of crab by talking about other disgusting foods they ate*

“The Hand are gone.”  Thank you!

Whaaaat are we doing?

Is there seriously a dude wielding a chain?  That’s hilarious.

AN:  I know this is an actual weapon you can use but there probably isn’t like any proper way to defend yourself with it.  It’s probably a really good offense but not really used as a defensive weapon.

Oh my gosh, Danny’s all like “Yep!  That’s my girlfriend!  She’s super cool!”

Oooohhhh these fight scenesss!!

*grimaces when one of the Tigers breaks a vase over Danny’s shoulders*

Whaaat the heeecckk...

*Davos tries fighting Danny*  OK... why are we fighting?

“[Davos] You talk about Colleen that way again, I [Danny] will break you.”  There we go!

Why is Davos saying that the Iron Fist is his birthright?

Lens flare!

So is Joy gonna die this season or what?

Danny, apologize to your girlfriend!

Where is he?  Under the railroad tracks?

Punch.  The Door!

*Danny punches the door with the Fist*  There we go!

Why are we punching a door?