Decided to start watching Hawaii Five-0 because. Well, I was bored. And what the actual fuck? Why are these two men full on flirting with each other right there on my screen? I'm honestly not sure it's possible to interpret whatever they have going on in just the first episode as anything but sexual tension. I'm sure this'll only get more homoerotic as the show goes on.
Tani: Don't you get jealous?
Danny: I never really had anything to worry about. Steve was never really good at the flirting thing.
Steve: What are you talking about? It worked with you.
Danny: Oh, you know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then bam! Ten years later you had me!
I Swear to God, if Doris keeps coming back to fuck up Steve's life, intentionally or not, I'm going to commit some heinous crimes and sic Danny on her, STOP HURTING UR SON U LIMP NOODLE LOOKING BITCH
I'm watching Hawaii Five-0 again and WTF?? and I had forgotten all the sexual tension of the S1, and Danny, WHY IS YOUR WAIST SO SLUTTY?? SO STEVE CAN MANHANDLED IT????
Danny: I hate being touched.
Danny: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was in a fight.
Kono: You are literally on Steve'S lap right now.
Danny: This means nothing.
i’ve stumbled upon this pic on insta, i don’t think i’ve ever seen this one before! its cute, i luv how scott is just shirtless, it is hawaii after all! circa season 4?
DANNY: The thing? The massive thing we don’t mention? Ever?
STEVE: I have no idea what you mean.
DANNY: The weird tension, Steve. The sexual tension.
STEVE: Oh. Do you mean the time after the Christmas party when we nearly started making out in front of the whole team? Or the time last Friday afternoon when we were talking in your office and I almost climbed into your lap?
DANNY (eyes raised to the ceiling in frustration): Either, Steven.