smol MacCready: the actual fuck did you give DeLoria a flamer for?
Lone Wanderer: well, he seems to enjoy using it. It’s the little things in life, amiright?
MacCready:
Lone Wanderer:
Lone Wanderer: …also it’s gonna make it that much more hilarious when he realizes I turned the Tunnel Snakes logo on his bomber jacket into Trogdor the Burninator
MacCready: see, this quality level of bullshit is why you’re still allowed inside my town
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The Lone Wanderer and The Tunnel Snake, Chapter 5: Salon Treatment
Universe: Fallout 3
Pairing: f!Lone Wanderer x Butch DeLoria
Rating: T
Prompt: Felicity escapes Vault 101 in pursuit of her father, and her childhood bully follows suit. A reimagining of Fallout 3, but if Butch was by your side the entire time.
Chapter Summary: Felicity and Butch bond over a haircut.
Warnings: Explicit language, eventual smut
Tags/Tropes: Enemies to friends to lovers
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Oh Butch...
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everyone masc till the radroach starts flying
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butch in his mtg card.... im so in love
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Welcome to the wasteland, 19-year-old child! I guess you’ll be needing a partner in this dangerous wilderness, huh? Pick one:
Sketchy robot
Not technically a slave
Literal actual sexual predator
no this one is really a slave, yeah she’s being held against her will
Hypercompetent family friend [YOU HAVE NOT ACCRUED ENOUGH TRAUMA TO UNLOCK]
Guy you’ve known your entire life [YOU HAVE NOT ACCRUED ENOUGH TRAUMA TO UNLOCK]
Kind, helpful walking tank [YOU HAVE NOT ACCRUED ENOUGH TRAUMA TO UNLOCK]
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I think the vault dwellers of vault 101 should have been more fearful of the lone wanderer, especially upon their return to the vault. Particularly Butch. Like, here's this kid Butch has bullied and pushed around for the grand majority of both of their lives, said bullied child grows up and leaves the vault in a violent spray, only to come back later, and definitely, definitely not be the same person as when they exited. Butch is arrogant and cocky, he would never admit fear, but I do think it bothers him to see lone in this way, because it is scary. They are *not* the same person, the wasteland has changed them.
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I'm having fun
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forever thinking about maccready's "tunnel snakes rule!" voice line
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Dogmeat: Woof woof!
Lone Wanderer: You sly bastard, why didn’t I think of that?
Charon: I’m sorry, can they actually understand what the dog is saying or are they just fucking with us?
Butch: Knowing Lone, it could be both.
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Local 19 year old almost fights 12 year old mayor
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you leave your son for a few weeks and he immediately joins the worst gang in the capital wasteland
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