#Demonitization

[crumb4]

Youtuber voice: WHAT is up guys! But lets get real for a second... (suddenly serious voice as Investigations by Kevin MacLeod cuts out in the background, now very noticeably reading off of a script) Today marks the 22nd birthday of the infamous day when thousands of people were unalived by planes in a buildings. Guys! Please don't forget this!

[zenosanalytic]

Youtube is Shenanigansing the account of an actor-combatant(stage-fighter) I quite like the videos of named Jill Bearup, and since causing a stink is bscl the only way to get youtube to fix anything, I'm sharing this vid of hers to help raise said stink. I doubt any corpos are still paying attention to tumblr these days, but maybe if ppl see this and Spread The Stink elsewhere, it might have an effect u_u

[teaboot]

Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.

And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.

If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding

[orchidbark]

Feeling some spring vibes coming on.

[nxll-n4m3]

Even more big V1 enthusiasm. Yes, it's Gabv1el again.

The Brainworms™ won't release me.

This one got away from me, I got distracted and left it alone for 4 hours while doing other things so the defined idea I had became more "oh let's just see what happens if I just write"

We got suggestive. Wires were touched. Bullet holes were prodded.

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Big, mean V1, boxing Gabriel against walls at the end of sparring matches. Doing it just to hear him stutter and get flustered. Doing it to watch the slight rose gold tinge that appears at the end of his wings and his halo.

Using its height as an advantage in fights because Gabriel never seems to be fully used to it being taller than him, grabbing him by the shoulders and throwing him around after parrying attacks that it doesn't dodge.

Noting the way his heart rate picks up when it traps him on his back, using the weight of its metal body to hold him still while it takes the blood he freely gives. Feeling him heat up underneath it, the way he squirms as it digs its fingers into bullet holes and the cuts left from coins catching against his flesh. Listening to the suppressed groans and whimpers, slightly tinny with the echo of his helmet. If V1 didn't have such fine tuned audio sensors, it wouldn't have been able to hear those sweet little noises at all.

X

Gabriel, slowly finding spots where V1 is more sensitive to touch whenever it grabs him or brings him close. Most of V1's plating lacked a lot of feeling, since it wasn't necessary, but not all of it. Gabriel liked dragging his fingers across barely exposed bundles of wire to watch the way V1's wings twitched slightly behind it, and gently toying with the fuel lines that weren't tucked away in V1's chassis to hear the increase in the speed of its fans. Once, while they were merely being comfortable in each other's company, he managed to slide his hand into part of its plating -- the small gap between the base of its wings and its back. V1 jolted, air being sucked into its vents and making a sound not unlike a gasp.

Gabriel chuckled, wrapping one of the thinner wires he felt around his finger. V1 had shuddered, its hands opening and closing where they rested in its lap. The angel softly caressed the wires he could touch, watching with rapt interest as V1 went surprisingly pliant. He'd just barely moved his hand away from the wires and begun to ask if it was alright with him doing that, and found he had no time to react as V1 pinned him against the ground.

X

V1 dragging Gabriel around when it wants to show him something, or moving him out of the way when they run into a threat neither had expected -- V1 reacted much faster, anyways. Feeling his silent appreciation of the difference in stature. Fanning its wings out to look bigger and enjoying the way his hands twitch like he's barely stopping himself from reaching out. Not stopping him when he gives in to the urge.

X

The machine noticing when Gabriel realizes that its exposed wires and fuel lines have sensory. Watching the way he enjoys having something bigger than him powerless to do anything but ease into his touch. Letting him indulge and get close, only to find itself at his mercy when he slides his fingers against the cords in the joint of its hip. Its code not having any response for the feeling; it couldn't react defensively or aggressively because of its trust in Gabriel, but it hadn't been programmed with any other answer to something getting into places like that.

Instead of flooding its system with synthetic adrenaline and the need to fight like the machinery was meant for, the lack of an apparent threat meant the response of flesh inside V1 took priority.

When overwhelmed with sensation, and no threat, metaphorical wires between organic material and hardwired responses crossed and the code responded to what flesh did best. Intensity rolled into pleasure, and V1 found itself barely holding on as Gabriel toyed with its mechanics.

Its wings twitched and shuddered, fans whirring. Gabriel moved his other hand to that spot between the plating of its back, and V1 swears it shorted out for a moment.

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

Gotta be honest, given all the other stuff that exists in the AT extended universe, the fact that mpreg might be a thing that would necessitate a paternity ward is not even that shocking. Heck, Jake is an mpreg baby! XDD

ITS TRUE IVE SEEN WEIRDER! I watched jake burst out of his dads head on live tv!

heres the paternity ward btw

[magicallarynx]

this screenshot is—and I cannot stress this enough—not edited in any way

would it be more embarrassing if they went in and manually changed “fuck bang” to “phuckbang” though

[cake-chad]

Nikki: *in a very posh accent* "am I allowed to say Silly Puss on Twitch?"

Rich: "I'm sorry, what was that?"

Nikki: "Silly Puss!"

Rich: "say that one more time?"

Nikki: "SILLY PUSS!!"

Rich: "We're about to find out!"

[arctixout]

So at the start of Demoni Jan was wandering around and when the lyrics went "moji demoni" he waved and smiled a little to himself. Now I refuse to believe it was just a coincidence and instead he was being Funny Guy Jan Peteh because moji sounds like moi which is hi in Finnish.

[elizadeeznuts]

god saw that fool!milo was next and decided we were not ready so they demonitized the channel

[mokeonn]

I'm gonna be REAL honest right now: is there like. ANY proof that websites are censoring "naughty words" and thus you NEED to use the childish tiktok censored replacements, or is it all anecdotal?

I constantly see people claim that they've gotten shadowbanned for not self censoring and people claiming that it's not true and that the posts just flopped and the topic is just a whole mess.

Like, I am clearly of the mind that self censorship like this is bad. End of story. I'm not going to censor the words I say with childish sound-alikes to potentially "make the algorithm happy" and I'm sure as fuck not saying those words in real life because that would just make me look like a fool. I can prove the position of "this self-censorship of difficult topics is harmful", but I constantly see the claims of "shadow bans" being tossed around with very little proof on if shadow bans are happening at all, much less that it specifically happens to people who didn't self-censor suicide to "sewerslide".

[kela-official]

top 3 parhaat uhrilahjat ylijumala kansaneläkelaitokselle?

Ei tässä ny minkään uskonjärjestelmän ylijumalia olla, mutta se ei itsessään ole mikään salaisuus, että kansaneläkelaitoksen virkailijoiden kanssa toimiminen on verrattavissa demonien kanssa asiointiin. Siksi ymmärrys mustasta magiasta ei ole ainakaan haitaksi.

Sinänsä uhrilahjaksi kelpaa mikä tahansa, mutta lahjan antamisessa on tärkeää noudattaa sopimuksia (hakemuksia) ja riittejä.

Veri on uhrilahjana poistunut muodista zoonoosien levitessä, joten kyynelet ovat nousseet suosituksi korvikkeeksi. Tärkeää ei ole niinkään *kenen* ne ovat, vaan se tunne mitä niiden vuodattamiseksi on koettu. Negatiiviset tunteet ovat tähän parempia ja epätoivo on henkilökohtaisesti erityinen suosikki.

Rahalle helvetin asukkailla ei ole sinänsä tarvetta (ai niin, tässä kysyttiin kelasta, ei demoneista. No, kelan työntekijöillä sitten taas on käyttöä rahalle, mutta sitä pidettäisiin "lahjuksena". Joka tapauksessa seuraava pointti pätee) mutta riittävän yllätyksellisellä tarjouksella voi hämmentää ne hyväksymään sopimuksia. Esimerkiksi "seuraava asia joka saa minut nauramaan" muistuu mieleen ahnetta otusta houkuttelevana tarjouksena.

Viimeiseksi sanoisin, että uhrilahjojen toimivuus on erittäin vaihtelevaa ja riippuu pitkälti käsittelijästä, ajankohdasta ja maan magneettikentän väristä, kuten myös itse hakemuksen käsittelyaika ja lopputulos. Samaan tapaan miten sama hakemus voi mennä seuraavalla hakukerralla läpi, joku voi saada asumislisää Aku Ankan taskukirjaa vastaan kun taas toinen ei saa kelan korvausta tarvitsemilleen lääkkeille veljensä sielua vastaan. Sinnikkyys on siis tärkeää!

Toivottavasti näistä tärpeistä on apua, hauskaa hakemista!

[cartoonus-maximus]

Anyone else sick to death of the word "spice?" I feel like I can't engage with any kind of bookish space without hearing "spicy books," "spicy scenes," "this book has spice," etc.

Like please just say "sex," I'm begging you. You're an adult, talking to other adults, use your adult vocabulary.

And if you're not comfortable with calling it what it is, then I don't think you're mature enough to read or write it.

[astradyke]

do we think sims 4 video (excuse for dan and phil to take the first three minutes to explain other phil), amazing phil video (bitlife), or are we going to dream big and maybe get it takes two #2 or the couples board game (bc seriously how many other board games can this company have)

[thegoldenlittlerose]

Youtube is on sight now

[cultofthepigeon]

playthrough decided to go immediately from theresea romance scene to checking in on hans and doing the baths quest. amazing.