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Tatuaje 20th Anniversary Grand Chasseur - Blind Cigar Review

Tatuaje 20th Anniversary Grand Chasseur - Blind #Cigar Review @TatuajeCigars #cigars #blindmanspuff #SmokeBlind

Cigar Info Tatuaje started shipping their newest line this week, the Tatuaje 20th Anniversary. The Tatuaje 20th Anniversary was first shown off at the 2023 PCA Convention & Trade Show this past July. It was originally planned for an August launch, but was pushed to October due to a logistical challenge coinciding with the release of The Face Redux 3. The blend for the Tatuaje 20th Anniversary…

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Hellraiser Behind the scenes directed by Clive Barker

[90scartoons]

[treyisms]

doug remer x bimbo/hyperfem!reader hcs

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cw: fem!reader, nsfw mentions so minors scamper away please!

- you met during one of coop & remer’s driveway baseketball games

- in fact, you were used as a method of a psyche-out on remer, when one of the bigger opponents whispered to him “holy shit, you see the legs on that girl sitting in the grass over there remer?”

- and he’s a sucker naturally and almost threw the game from how quickly he looked in your direction

- and there you sat, smiling at him as you leaned back with confidence, digging your wedged heels into the grass and picking at your nails, your face rosy and kind

- one miniscule ringed finger wave & and a smirk from you and remer was HOOKED

- came up to you RIGHT after the game (like as soon as it ended) to tell you how much he liked your pretty skirt

-“what’s that fabric? velvet? cotton? it looks real pretty on you honey”

- he is a SUCKER for you batting your eyes at him & he frequently calls you “angel eyes” because of it :’)

- remer is absolutely the type of boyfriend to switch shoes with you when your feet hurt

- like there are multiple nights where you leave one of his games wearing his scuffed up vans & he’s still in his sweaty scrunched nike socks (with a hole in the side, literally always) hobbling out in your heels with a smile on his face

- and when coop brings this up (or rather hysterically laughs in remers face) remer shrugs and continues hobbling to the car, where he obviously opens the door for you

- besides him always paying for your clothes and nails, he absolutely loves when you give him little fashion shows & show him outfits you’ve come up with

- “rem, what do you think… pink top with the denim skirt, or green top with the denim skirt?” “well your tits look great in both…” “DOUG” “YOU DIDN’T LET ME FINISH…. but the green brings out your eyes… so green”

- but this conversation was held strictly while he stared at your chest

- he loves giving you jewelery with his initials on it, ESPECIALLY sellout!remer

- he bought you this gorgeous, dainty little (gold or silver) anklet with an “R” charm dangling from it, and you wear it to all his games

- “baby please wear the ankle bracelet, it’s good luck for me… you want me to win, don’t you?”

- of course coop thinks you’re gorgeous, i mean everyone does, but remer isn’t threatened by that

- in fact he’s always showing you off, whipping mini polaroids of you out of his wallet to show all the guys

- “look! this is the playboy shoot she did for my birthday!”

- naturally buys you a magenta baby tee that says “PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR”

- if he’s feeling extra annoying he puts a giant picture of himself on the back LMAO

- whenever you stay over at coop & remer’s house, the whole entire house smells like a nice floral perfume, and almost all of doug’s toiletries sit neatly on the floor in his room because he swipes them off the bureau to make room for all of your makeup and accessories

- speaking of makeup, he goes to multiple red carpet events covered in your lipstick stains

- i’m talkin all over his face and his chest & his shirt, just a ton of red lipstick stains & his dopey smile and red cheeks

- one time while coop was doing laundry (shocker) he caught a glimpse of your red panties with a big “DR” embroidered on the front of them & nearly shortcircuited running to squeak’s room

- they thought that it must’ve been a joke remer was pulling on them, but later that night you pulled up to the game in your low waisted jeans & the straps of the panties pulled over your hips, peaking out from your pants & they were distracted for the entire game, meanwhile remer had a shit-eating grin on

- frequent ass slaps, from him or you

- “where you goin’ sweetheart?” followed by a rough slap to your ass as you walked by “doug!!”

- he LOVES lip gloss, like he’s absolutely enamored with the stickiness and glowiness, and he’ll honestly just smear it all over your mouth with his two fingers cause he just loves the way you look with it

- will show up to multiple post-game interviews with the same sticky lips… and cheeks… and neck…

- god forbid coop ever accidentally spill something on your purse or shoes, remer goes nuts

- “DICKHEAD!!!!! THOSE ARE VIVIENNE WESTWOOD!!” “baby its okay—” “NO! YOU REALLY LIKE THOSE AND HE’S BEING A DOUCHE”

- for the denslow cup, you wear his extra jersey and a v cute, v short cargo skirt & platform sandals as you cheer him on from the front row of the stands, and when he spots you he literally wipes his glasses and puts his hand on his heart like hes been winded

- “oh my god” and coop comes jogging up, concerned for his friend, “remer! what’s wrong dude?” and remer’s literally gripping the post holding the dugout up & hunching over grabbing his stomach LIKE HE’S IN PHYSICAL PAIN, “dude i’m so hard i might pass out right now” “EW DUDE!”

- overall, remer LOVES having a hyperfem/bimbo/high maintenanced! girlfriend

- he wasn’t popular growing up, or in high school… or college, but it makes him feel so happy to be able to walk around with such a confident, beautiful and kind girlfriend <3

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1978's Master of Kung Fu Vol.1 #64 cover by cover artist Paul Gulacy.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Jake Johnson Serving Looks In Minx 2x1

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i may be getting ahead of myself in attempting to predict the plot but imagine this:

douglas and doug after hearing about kate's 'faceless doll friend' attempts to befriend a faceless doll after flipping a veil they see finn's face which causes them to go into a spiral that leads to their brainwashing being broken

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[coopcoops]

remer + oral fixation

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Doug (1991 - 1999)

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Casa de Sueños El Soñador Toro - Blind Cigar Review

Casa de Sueños El Soñador Toro - Blind #Cigar Review #cigars #blindmanspuff #SmokeBlind

Cigar Info El Soñador was the inaugural release from Casa De Sueños in 2019, a relatively new cigar company. The tobacco used in the Casa De Sueños El Soñador comes from a hidden valley in the Dominican Republic, cultivated over six generations by the De Los Reyes family. “El Soñador” translates to “The Dreamer” in English. El Soñador is a Dominican puro, described as a medium blend cigar. It…

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Hellraiser Behind the scenes directed by Clive Barker

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Minkowski- Eiffel if we get out of this alive I will kill you

Eiffel- so what’s my incentive to live?

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House-ad for Batman: Bloodstorm (1994). Art by Kelley Jones and Les Dorscheid.